#im going to draw her dressed up as waluigi because I Can

[raydfil]

[arbitrarymelodist]

a stupid liveblog

it’s 1 AM and there’s some nasty weather in the area so im gonna watch some paid programming. right now it’s commercials. yes there’s commercials between the commercials.

we’re gonna watch “the gem insider jewelry” for obvious fandom jokes. omg this lady is wearing a full body leopard print dress. please.

i have no idea what she’s talking about, she’s talking about looking like a “plumper, fresher version of you”. this is not jewelry. what is she going on about

does anyone actually buy this stuff? it’s literally a $75 little tiny thing of cream. also it’s 1 AM. who watches this

A DOUBLE WHAMMY FROM INSIDE TO OUT

colla holla?? that’s what it’s called?

oh now there’s a dude talking about neck cream. oh he’s even wearing scrubs and using the word “anatomy”. that’s how you know he’s a real doctor.

when are they

oh here’s the jewelry. omg this lady looks like a gremlin

$6 for white diamond earrings? somehow i feel like that’s a jape

who’s donald and why is she talking to him? “oh my gosh”

“Can I just tell you something?” No. no you can’t. but you’re doing it anyway

THE BIGGEST STUDS WE OFFER

fesafewf “Updates are available for your computer. Install now?” > Remind me later. More like remind me never

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR 5 YEAR OLD NIECE A 5 CARAT DIAMOND fOR GRADUATING KINDERGARTEN?

this lady has a really obnoxious spray tan and the pink fake nails she has on does really not match the color of her wrinkly hands

i have to watch twenty more minutes of this. because i said i would. for science.

they’re literally just showing the same two pictures twice over and over again except her nasty pink fingers are in one of them

They’re getting ready to go into the last hour of the show?? darn, another whole 51 minutes of this.

GOING BACK TO THE TURNTABLE??

oh it’s just got more rings on it. :( i thought they meant like it was gonna get interesting

these are some big ass gems dood.

pink and white diamonds hmm? she’s GONE

omg i just noticed her eyebrows look like waluigi’s mustache upside down

“Hello gorgeous” *shows really gaudy ring with like 6 gems on it*

this, this is why the economy is bad. don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise. it’s this show, right here.

“YOU HAVE TO GET THIS RING IN YOUR LIFE, GOING INTO THE NEXT HOUR FOR SURE.” How about no

OH YEAH IT’S LIKE $70 HOW ABOUT NO

omg she’s trying to sell those earrings along with it

baguettes??

“There’ll be another one at midnight” ... uuh, anyone want to tell her it’s 1:12?

Ugh it’s 1:12. 18 more minutes of this.

why does this looks like it was recorded with an iphone 4? these are like, diamonds. these should look amazing on tv. they don’t though. maybe this is a rerun from 2008??

Milk juuj. i don’t think she said juuj. idk what she said, the tv is too far away

WOW IF I PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE FACE WHILE WEARING THAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THEY HAD A RASH

#5 is thicc

thicc pink diamond

these are all horrible. these are all an abomination

why are there popups on this ONE HOUR ADVERTISEMENT

i have never felt sleepier in my life than i do right now. except maybe that time i stayed awake for 36 hours straight flying from germany to new york

OMG THEY PULLED THE PUNCH FACE RASH RING AND THEY ZOOMED IN ON HER ORANGE PINK HAND UGH

those nails wouldn’t look good on anyone tbh and

WHO IS DONALD??

those nails wouldn’t look good on anyone, especially not this crusty ass orange waluigi

im so sorry if this appears in like, anyone’s tags. no one’s going to read this anyway but if you do, HI

99 DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS!!

that is like half of my paycheck tbh and why would i spend it on ugly rings

Call Me On Your Studs.

twenty-four hours ago my phone bit the dust. i am still mourning the loss of my beautiful pahoney (for the second time, damn stupid cheap ass replacement battery ribbon)

every time she says 10mm rounds i think of a gun

STOP SHOWING HER NASTY PINK AND ORANGE FINGERs

literally her fingers look like this

pm me for photoshop requests

i suddenly feel nauseous. maybe because i had to look at her fingers for so long to color match on firealpaca

maybe it’s just me but right where those two colors meet it hurts my eyes. if it also hurts your eyes, that means you understand my feelings right now

im gonna try to draw her in the last remaining 7 minutes

i pulled up my mouse and a corrin amiibo landed on my bed. ok

this is a masterpiece. a culmination of 30 minutes of programming no one was meant to watch. thank you for sharing this half an hour with me. please do not buy brownie bites