#im honeslty not sorry

[echosian]

honestly bugged up tonight

i think of scavengers once and this happens

[apileofmoss]

btw fuck cheaters all my homies hate cheaters

[crunchycrystals]

i follow pjo tags that im usually fine seeing on my dash and i keep seeing people posting about some Discourse thats popped up again since the comic con card photo things came out about leah and like. i guess i curated my dash well because im seeing literally none of that

[kidfoundonstreets]

whenevr sudden cold air is around me im like o that cant be the air vents its gotta be the ghosts the ghosts are after me

[crazysodomite]

honestly i am one of the most alone people on earth. i really think i am.

[luae]

tumblr as a social media platform has sooooo many beautiful qualities about it that allows for delicate authenticity from even the most small and insecure of creators and real relationships to form and for that i am so grateful

what i mean by this is

anonymized / not linked to personally identifiable info

spontaneous visibility that allows ppl to see and interact with new posts from random people

people using their socials to create personal brand they can use publicly/ career gain causes ppl to start putting on public masks , pareto principle of who gets to post and be heard vs be an npc, anonymous and randomized visibility allows everyone to be vulnerable as they want to be without fear of being identified. on twitter even if theyre in like a soft and emotional non career niche or a shitpost niche everyone in the niche start adopting a specific attitude like soft infp 23yo uwu here for romance or like cool and dont take anything serious funny shitposter or just Capitalize every sentence because I am a career man with career opinions … its all so phony 🤢

[rosemary-bells]

mamma mia

[dipperscavern]

not to be vulgar but im going to be vulgar. do u have any thoughts on how the stark men would eat u out (other than like a man starved ofc)?!!

YES LETS GET VULGAR. I HAVE THOUGHTS OH YES I DO

okay, so, jon obviously does it to make you feel good. but he also finds eating you out pleasurable. the taste of you, the cries of his name spilling from your lips, the way you tug on his hair, the feeling of your thighs trembling around his head — it’s pleasurable for him. sometimes after a long day, he just needs to blow some steam off, needs relief. and he finds that within you & your warmth on his tongue. ohhh yeah. pulling you to sit on his face, hands locked around your thighs with an iron grip. best believe you aren’t getting up anytime soon.

robb does it because he likes making you feel good. his entire life is in disarray, and everything is going wrong for him. he has to constantly make difficult & sometimes cruel decisions, he likes being able to give someone something good — like making his wife cum as many times as she wants. and i’m sorry i’m about to get lewd on here, but robb seems like a fingering-you-while-he-sucks-on-your-clit typa guy. and truly, being intimate with you is part of his sanctuary. it’s those sacred moments where you’re sharing each others bodies that has his mind drifting from the present war, and you’re both just in your own little bubble.

and cregan….. cregan just does it cause of how in love with you he is. like he’s just so head over heels for you, he has to make you writhe on his tongue. and especially if you were a maiden before you both got married, there’s something about giving you more pleasure than you thought possible. there’s honeslty not much to add, he does it cause he loves you and he wants to. & it’s also his favorite way to warm you up. laying you down on the furs in front of the blazing fire, hands wrapped around the outside of your thighs to keep you in place…. need. don’t worry about the cold, you’ve got cregan.

[apileofmoss]

this is a very dumb ask but i would like to tell you that your reblogs are always on my dash and yet i have not grown used to the queue tag and it sends me on an emotional and mental rollercoaster each time i encounter it. i go “oh! i wonder what these tags say!! what does this pun mean!!” and then get to ‘queue’ on my second glance over and it hits me that its a queue tag. anyways idk very goofy but i am always thinking of this when im on your blog. been here for a while for the cool art !! dont go to dsmp anymore but i enjoy the tumblring o7. have a nice day 🫶

LOL ye omg .compeltely off topic but if u squint our urls look very similar like outta the corner of ur eye

[crunchycrystals]

bro are you kidding me the cd with you're losing me doesnt even have paris or glitch

[soffpisces]

daddy prank!!

enha!hyung line

warnings: foul language, suggestive, mdni

masterlist

heeseung

you both had joked around about daddy kinks before, even making fun of people who enjoy partaking. so, safe to say you were expecting to get a reaction out of him.

the two of you were bringing groceries in from the 7/11 down the street. you were ahead of him so he took the bags from your hands and asked you to unlock the door for him. you grinned mischievously to yourself as you reached the door.

“yes daddy.”

the rustling of the bags stops for a second and you glance behind you with a giggle.

he’s shaking his head and nudging you with a grocery bag. huffing a laugh, he shuffles through the door.

“thanks mommy.”

“oh, you liked that,” you say smugly and tap his ass.

“you need to be put down.”

jay

the one thing that you and the rest of his members had in common was the pure enjoyment gained from teasing jay. you absolutely loved getting a reaction out of him, which he couldn't help but humor you.

you could practically feel the devil horns sprout atop your head as you mentally plot your scheme, glancing around the table at the members. they had invited you for dinner over at the dorms and were cooking the pork belly they had won off of a variety show.

pretending to struggle to reach for the salt, you sigh and sit back in your chair. instantly, you switch your face to an innocent expression and look at your boyfriend who sits next to you, his hands currently busy cutting your meat for you.

"daddy, will you pass me the salt please?"

all heads pop up to look at the two of you in shock. there’s a choking noise from the right of you, but you ignore the reactions and play innocent.

to everyone’s surprise, jay hums in affirmation and hands you the salt with nonchalance. trying not to let the surprise show on your face, you quietly thank him and take the salt from his hand.

“you’re welcome babe, here,” you receive the plate of freshly sliced meat with blushing cheeks.

jay finally notices the awkward silence and looks up at everyone. “what is it?”

“you guys are gross.” niki says, shaking his head.

jake

honeslty, you had a feeling jake would enjoy being called daddy; though, you guys hadn’t explicitly touched on that topic.

you guys were play fighting (as usual) for who got to play as yoshi in mario cart. at one point you had knocked his hat off his head, thus leading him to tackle you onto his bed. you guys were gasping for air from laughing so hard and begging the other for mercy. once he started to tickle his hands up your shirt you shrieked and tried to think of something to stop him.

whilst shrieking with laughter you moan, “daddy please!”

just like you planned, all movement stops and just heavy breathing could be heard.

“yoooo” you laughed at his reaction.

“i think im hard.”

sunghoon

judging by the fact he was already in a pissy mood, you really didn’t know how he would react. but, as usual, it was left to you to lighten the mood.

you caught him dressing for the gym, probably going to let out some steam, and ogled the sliver of skin showing before he pulled his shirt down. the sleeves were cut off, leaving his shapely arms out in the open for everyone to see.

you whistled lowly, “you look like a dilf, bro.”

he turned around to look at you, thoroughly unimpressed. “you did not just call me ‘bro’.”

smiling mischievously, you push off of the door frame and make your way over to him.

“oh, sorry do you prefer daddy?” you almost miss the pause in his movement, but of course you caught it. he slowly turns to look at you.

“you horny or something?” he snorts going back to packing.

smiling innocently you ask, “and if the answer to that is yes?”

he turns fully towards you now and shoulders the bag.

“then i would say have fun with that because i’m going to the gym.”

[as-i-watch]

The filler brought us some new crisp outfits (✨ᴗ✨)

You all know what that means

Nami - sorry love, it looks comfortable but basic and everyone else in on A game tonight. Tho the hair looks really nice. 6/10

Sanji - i kid you not once i was this close of making a post of Sanji wearing the printed tie shirt but i thought 'nah, too simple and silly, even for One Piece' Man i was wrong. The shirt is horrible, as he acustomes, BUT the detail of the twirl on the pockets of the jeans got me. 8/10

Chopper - simple but effective. The accesories make it better. 8/10

Luffy - the patter is a nice addition! But honeslty, the straw hats jolly roger sewn on the shirt? He saw Law and decided he wanted that too. Iconic 9/10

Brook - is he totally unable to wear something normal? Yes he is. The pink pants are iconic, he has a summer body, and i have nothing negative to say about the cotton candy afro. Kudos, you totally insane bastard. 10/10

Robin - i really really liked the sporty look. The top is actually really pretty and with the headband and sunglasses she looks great. Also this not an usual look for her but it really suits her. 9/10

Usopp - faultless as usual. Arguebly the most consistantly cool dressed Straw Hat . The one shoulder overall is a nice touch. 9/10

Franky - now we are talking business. Incredible. I think that the prettiest shirt he has ever worn and he accesorised perfectly. Headband, belt, he even seems to have built shoulder and shoulder pads? Its a solid look. He really thought this one through. 12/10

Zoro - virtually speechless. Its a matching ensable with sword patterns and little see through cut outs. Seems like someone bought Zoro clothes from Armani or some shit. Im only human, i cant do anything else but to give him 12/10

Bonus Boa - once she had actual clothes on she looked breathtaking. Cape, belt, jolly roger? check, check and check. Also a darker palette works really well for her 8/10

Here is a better look at all the Straw Hat's outfits with more details!

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

in celebration of the finale: my top 3 moments from each only friends character so far

we did top and mew, next: BOSTON

*top moments here means moments that had me screaming and pointing at my laptop like the leo meme*

5. bitchmode activated

obsessed with this moment. like hes watching his kinda mentally fucked up friend get more mentally fucked up and decides NOW is the time to call him a burden. iconic, the perfect way to hurt rays feelings in this moment too. and the way hes smiling while hes plotting it... so iconic this moment happened in episode 1 part 1 but has stuck with me ever since

4. *bitchy shrug*

again, just iconic. this whole scene actually, but this moment was just incredible. the journey boston takes after ray reveals he knows about bostontop is its own thing, and this being a turning point from defense to offense was great. like boston being willing to try to reason with ray, the only other member of the friendgroup who appears to be into casual sex, only to get slutshamed and dehumanized in return, taking a split second before turning the tables on ray, incredible. no one can hurt ray quite like boston and its fascinating each time. ray shows up mad at boston for being a bad friend and leaves crying and believing hes the bad friend instead, and all set off by that little shrug? perfect.

3. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

one thing i love about boston is him being clear he isn't into relationships. like he doesnt pretend to be just to fuck people before dumping them, he is upfront about what he wants out of an interaction and still gets painted as the bad guy. so i LOVE this moment cause honeslty? free my man from people falling in love with him. "i never asked you to love me" such a banger line to say. the frustration over what i assume is years of having his words not believed or disregarded by guys hes slept with, years of slutshaming, you let it out babe.

2. fucking top

controversial i know but who else couldve done this???? like you can argue about how to label this action but one thing you cannot disagree with was that it was iconic. like one thing about boston, he will never be boring and thats why its a top character moment for me. it happens 1/4 of the way through the show and is only starting to be resolved as we get to the finale. absolute boss move. also seeing all the ways he tries to justify it, from it being just bad timing, to "i was just borrowing him" fucking amazing.

having nick as his background

again this is a list of moments that made me scream cry shake etc and this moment.... sorry to my neighbors but this had me entering a new dimension of noise. like portraits are his art, his self expression, the way our boy who doesnt like leaving traces of his own life captures a moment in someone elses forever, but this one imo is as much a reflection of nick as it is of boston. like nick is the only subject but boston is all over that image to me and the way it hangs in his darkroom and is then removed only to come back as the lockscreen. the way this is revealed in the scene where boston comes back to nick after making it clear he wants nothing to do with nick, nick means nothing to him, was never going to mean anything AND YET. im not gonna go on cause much better spoken bostonnick enthusiasts already have but fuck man, i love this picture. i love that is was his lockscreen on his broken but salvagable phone. top moment fr.

[real-total-drama-takes]

I think another reason why I hate season 2 of the reboot so much is that the betrayal of the season (or misunderstand plot idk) just isn't as impactful

What made Millies plot line so well rounded is because of the fact that it came out last minute, it came out exactly after she had her character arc, she had something planned to proved that she ended up enjoying priya so much more then she thought she would (Honest to god I'm convinced she has a crush on priya tbh), she DID mess up, the narrative actively shows you that this hurt priya but thata because priya doesn't have the full story, and it doesn't last for more then the episode the betrayal happened. Because of the fact that Millie just gets to tell her and priya understands her and they make up, ending in Millie wishing her well In the finally and her and priya hugging it out.

Shes a strong character with complex feelings about her life, she's been bullied, and made to feel horrible, she clearly wasn't ever cared about by the people around her, so she places the expectations and judges people around her so she doesn't have to come to terms with all that's said about her, she barely had friends, honeslty i wouldn't be surprised if she ended up in those scenarios where you're "friends" with someone but then they never invite you to anything. She's a lost and confused teenager writing about how much the world and teens around her suck... because teens did suck to her, they did hurt her.

Caleb does not have this.

Caleb just kind of.. doesn't have the same heavy emotional backstory to justify his actions, sure sure not everything has to be traumatic but it makes him come off as kind of actually sucky, he just uses priya for an alliance (hell to give him some points here I'm not sure if he processes priya liked him) but honeslty it's just not as fun, priya and millie kind of had no one with them, but... people like caleb and priya now, that's why he was picked,he's this convienriyly super nice wet mop man, who after the secret gets out, priya just storms off, but this reveal is pulled too soon.

Im very sorry but for me at least the drag on of priya and calebs misunderstandings plus Julia is just something of pure obnoxious nightmares, it's barely fun and doesn't do anything say if you're like me and barely been convinced this couple brings anything new and interesting to the table (bonus points say if you miss millie and Emma because of the fact they get eliminated so early because the writers don't wanna bother writing the fat women uh oh!!! /that's meant to be melodramatic but like do I have a point they just shafted the more chubbier or fatter women or). Zee gets immediately eliminated after the secret gets out so there's not even them being annoyed at him either?? So it just feels like NOTHING

But then again this is all on thr writers. Honestly it makes me pity what caleb could've been say if they continued his view of something being an alliance rather then a forced romance plot, priya x millie seems much more realistic to me at least but also because I think it'd be fun to explore the fact that proabably caleb might just not be that "perfect guy" he's chopped up to be but then again I want a season that would've focused on Emma and Millie and Axel and Nichelle developing so woopsies maybe I ask for too much

Tldr: Prileb plot is fundamentally weaker then the Prillie plot because it drags and the writers don't actually put effort into writing properly compelling plots because romance = good drama ig.

Note: honest to god my belief is though that you can 100% fix most characters, I write this not because I wanna see characters put down but because of the fact that I boneslty would love to see people do more with the gen 4 cast.

-> Writing On, 🗒 Anon

[w0w0zella]

So i tried to map out the description of the fight and came back with some questions (sorry for any misinterpretation)

How does Joe sweep Bugbo's leg? Does he push him away and does something or is he really flexible?

Why does hoppo side with Bugbo?

How did the argument begin? Does Joe confront bugbo? How would the argument go?

Why does Bugbo try to take the notepad away from Joe?

Does Bugbo feel bad about Gerbo?

Bugbo's personal thoughts on the situation?

When did Joe's shirt fall off during the fight?

Brief description of the fight?

Here's the process of you wanna know

Thank you so much for answering my asks^^^^I'm sorry if I was a pain to deal with

Thanks!

HI okay. THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION TO THIS AU. you honestly have more dedication to it than me lol i am sorry if any of the info is Wrong or Fucked up, i dont really think the lore through i just go with whatever feels the most correct in the moment. thank you so much also this is going to be a long post (one that i already had to write Once And it DELETED ITSELF) so my apologies

"How does Joe sweep Bugbo's leg? Does he push him away and does something or is he really flexible?"

i did a little Drawing of this just for you friend

basically its the classic Pinned to the ground with legs on either side of him,, Until bugbo gets cocky. puts one leg up to get a better grip,, and Boom. joe uses whatever is left of his Brain power to do this so

"Why does hoppo side with Bugbo?"

i just think that hoppo is better friends with bugbo and gerbo than with joe. i think that if she came back and saw what had happened, she'd assume that it was joe's fault somehow. "How did the argument begin? Does Joe confront bugbo? How would the argument go? Why does Bugbo try to take the notepad away from Joe?" i dont really know any specifics, but i have this plot outline that might help ^_^

"Does Bugbo feel bad about Gerbo?"

he does feel bad that he's Gone,, but he doesnt really think he's at fault. hes kinda in denial about it. like he knows that he did something Incorrect but hes pushing it away cuz he thinks he's this Perfect role model or smth

"Bugbo's personal thoughts on the situation?"

honestly? i have no idea. he's a really fucked up character and its hard to tell how he's feeling so. Come up with it yoyurself,,,. (big heart emoji)

"When did Joe's shirt fall off during the fight?"

it doesnt "fall off" per se, its more like. he loses his tie and the button up becomes open. i think that during the fist fight, bugbo either grabs joe by his shirt which causes the buttons to open, or punches him in a way that Nicks his shirt and makes it open and then the tie becomes undone when bugbo starts choking him.

honeslty i didnt think it through super well cuz i mostly just like the idea of joe looked all rugged and fucked up at the end of the fight and having his shirt open and tie missing was the best way i could convey that.

"Brief description of the fight?"

i think i've already written a couple of these and theyre. ss. somewhere on the bugbo murderstuck tag. apologies, i do not have the energy to write another one right now lol. just a note, a lot of the time between bugbo meeting up with joe face to face and the physical fight starting is just bugbo and joe dissociating while standing next to each other. they arent always communicating.

and yeah the meat cleaver Does just come out of no where. Wateverm. Fuckin. Its cool. lol

THANK YOU FOR THE ASKS MAN,, you can straight up just dm me on tumblr or discord if you want more info, im more than happy to provide. thank you so much :D

[menlove]

Im sorry but this

"re: anon about johns stache i think bcz it makes him look like a whimsical professor honeslty he looks very smart and put together. the stache + sideburns + glasses + generally very smart spiffy wardrobe makes him seem like he has a phd in like palaeontology or some shit"

is 100% a description of a polish book/movie character "Pan Kleks" and I can't usnee it now😭 should've made this connection much earlier

Google him and pls tell me i'm not the only one

JWHEHSHS HELP I LOOKED HIM UP AND YKNOW WHAT...... I GET IT. I SEE UR VISION. UR NOT WRONG AT ALL.