#one piece usopp

[j0ss-4rt]

must’ve been a long walk back

[skribblezcorner]

WIP WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY!!!!!

heres a new fic im working on where Sanji gets his tongue pierced on a dare. it’s zosan ofc but that part comes a little later ✨✨ enjoy the three lines i have written thanks

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Ah, shit, is the first thing Sanji thinks when he wakes up, sprawled across the deck and surrounded by his snoring crewmates.

There's a headache pounding ferociously behind his eyes, and he’s still wearing the same clothes he had on last night. Speaking of, he can’t seem to remember last night. It’s not an uncommon occurrence for the entire crew to get piss-drunk and pass out on the Sunny’s lawn (They’re pirates, for god’s sake), but Sanji has never been this disoriented when he wakes up the next morning.

Warmed by the few rays of sun peeking through the morning clouds, he staggers up and picks his way through all the bodies on the floor. He takes a a moment to stretch, and when he yawns, he feels a twinge of pain in his mouth. Strange, but Sanji doesn’t really have the metal capacity to worry about anything right now. He drags his feet to the bathroom to brush his teeth before he gets started on breakfast.

Upon entering the bathroom, he makes the astute observation that he looks like shit. His hair is greasy and sticking up in places, he only has on one shoe, and three buttons are missing from the only casual shirt he owns. In addition, some of his stubble is growing back- he really needs to shave. Great. He sighs and finds his toothbrush from the many scattered all over the sink’s counter. He puts on a pea-sized amount of toothpaste, looks back up at the mirror and opens his mouth, and-

He screams.

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Usopp is the first one is the first one to come running inside, bleary-eyed and mumbling something along the lines of “What? What happened!?”

Once Sanji turns toward him though, all of his concern immediately disappears and he starts laughing. Hysterically.

Sanji would threaten him to shut the fuck up, but he literally can't. He can barely even move his face now because his tongue has blown up like a fucking balloon inside of his mouth around what looks like a shiny silver bar. In short, Sanji has a fucking piercing. In his mouth. Why, or how, he has no idea- but it looks like Usopp does.

“Oh my god,” Usopp manages between cackles, the fucker he is, “You- stay, just-” he dissolves back into a fit of laughter and rushes out of the room. This leaves Sanji staring at the door with a dripping toothbrush and still no explanation.

After a few minutes, Usopp comes back with a cameko in his hands. “Just know, i had no part in this. In fact, I was sleeping. Yes, sleeping- I was so tired, you know…”

Sanji levels him with a blank stare. “Yeah…” Usopp stammers, “Okaytakethisbye!” He pushes the snail into Sanji’s hands and then scrambles out again.

Sanji looks down at the cameko in his hands, turning it around to the compartment on it’s back. He flips out the screen to the last recorded video, and presses play.

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hope you liked this little snippet!!!! the rest will (HOPEFULLY) be coming iut in the next two weeks, so watch out for that!!!

[fernifox]

Usopp,,,

[paars-irura]

Dumbass (Sanuso)

Oblivious and a homosexual, pick a struggle ( Joke taken from that one Clone High scene )

[frogsrneat]

One piece game boy profile pics!

[usoppsfattit]

IT'S USOPP ART TIMEEEEE!!!!! ♡⁠(⁠>⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠<⁠)⁠♡

HERE'S THE REFERENCE ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱

[livelaughlovenami]

anything for the captain 🖤

[f4ye-4]

youtube ❤︎

featuring:Ace, Usopp, Nami, Robin

Prompt : what do they watch on youtube ? | a lil swf hc 💆🏻‍♀️

•𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐠𝐚𝐬 .𝐃 𝐀𝐂𝐄

you know the indian home-builders ? the ones you come across randomly at 3 am, yea those ones

obvi mugbang videos w/ luffy >:)

tuto videos like « how to restore a burned car »

videos of ppl risking their life by climb into buildings it has a name but i forgot it , he secretly wanna film some videos like this too

•𝐔𝐒𝐎𝐏𝐏

slingshot tricks

prob videos like « stars before and after » or « the most dangerous waters slides of THE WORLD » ft.Luffy :D

hair care and haircuts tips

i really don’t know why but asmr videos but like it’s his little secret yk

slime recipes without glue, floor, borax, water, eye drops and wtv

•𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈

fashion vids, i bet she would be into doin’ her own 🤭

fashion shows

« how to make money easily »

« how to make money off people »

« how to pull off the heist of the century discreetly and easily in three steps »

it’s progressively getting worse

a lot of makeup vids too and self/skin care

•𝐍. 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍

JAZZ

like jazz replays of her fav albums or sum

archeological digs

most important history moments

historic full of childish vids bc of chopper like « cotton candy eating for 10 hours straight »

but also « #top ten kids falls » or vines

a short one piece hc but i felt like writing self indulgent stuff recently :) | back2blog

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

usopp? more like uSIP

[onepiecetcg]

Forgot to post this screenshot redraw of the besties

[radio-ghost-cooks]

liveblogging my one piece binge: ep 8

spoilers for one piece episode 8 below!

BUGGY AND SHANKS LORE!!!!!

omg they were always stupid

buggy be pillaging and plundering fr

they r talking under the moonlight!!

wait is this how Buggy got his devil fruit powers???

fundanentally different but still besties we love that

oh so thaaaat's why they can't swim

OH. OH MY GODS. BUGGY BABY NO.

thats why he blames Shanks for stealing his treasure. oh my gods.

BUGGY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

i thought it was gonna be Shanks convincing him to eat it. but alas. twas Buggy being an anxious dumbass.

HE DOVE IN TO SAVE BUGGY I CANT-

aughhhhhgehhgggg themb.............

"MY BALLS" im dead. im so immature. im dead

NAMI SPLASHSCREEN!!!!!

i- i lowkey feel kinda bad for Buggy in this one. mans just wants his dream. why must everyone make it hard on him

BUGGY YOUR ARMS. BUGGY YOUR LEGS. BUGGY YOUR EVERYTHING

aww. Shanks's hat. i forgot he ruined it. okay i feel just a tad less bad for him. just a little bit.

"I'll never join a pirate crew!!!! ... ehh you're cool though. yeah i'll join you."

I FORGOT ZORO WAS JUST. ASLEEP FOR THIS WHOLE THING

Luffy is so tone deaf. tempted to give him the honor of the 'tism headcanon

awwww Chouchou!! good doggy!!

Luffy left them some treasure!!!

USOPP SPOTTED!!!!!!!!

[verysadpaper]

This took way too fucking long but I need everyone to be on the same page that Sanji gets absolutely no fucking play

bonus

[eriochromatic]

how long do yall think mihawk was listening to usopp say random stuff

[hrast-ika]

idk what the context of this is, i just saw an always sunny in philadelphia scene and thought of the crew also it was a great excuse to finally draw the den den mushies

[twiggyart6]

why doesn't he open his eye I actually need to know

[ceceru]

Costume partyyyyyyyy!