#im so in love with them fuuuuu

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arielabarer @emerson.ricard

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Go AWAY FLYS

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the one where tsukishima and sakusa go too far with teasing their crush

anonymous asks:  Hiiiiii I LOVE ur writing, and I was wondering if I could request the haikyuu boys (whoever u think fits best) who constantly tease (borderline insult) their crush, who one day just breaks down from their harsh words and say to them something along the lines of “why do you hate me?”, and how the the haikyuu boys react to that. If possible, end with something fluffy 🥺? (Like a confession) TYSMMM ❤️❤️

a/n: hello! aww im glad you do :D wait i just realized you said to have the boys react to their crush saying why do you hate me- fuuuuu- ahem please forgive me for not reading the ask correctly ;w; i hope you still enjoy, nevertheless! and why did i write these long-

tw: mentions of self hate, kind of toxic behavior from sakusa

𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚊 . . .  🖉

  ☾ he’s gonna be meaner the more he likes you   ☾ like if he’s only realized he developed a crush on you, he’d treat you the same, but if it’s been weeks and you haven’t picked up the hint, he’s gonna be treating you like trash   ☾ you find him staring down at you with a dead eye stare   ☾ “what’s up, kei?” “you’re so short you look like a toddler” “..i’m the average height for a high schooler though-”   ☾ his comments about your height never got to you, but then he started to target other regions of yourself   ☾ like he’d give a rude remark about a low score you got on the quiz, or how you always look dead inside well he isn’t wrong   ☾ whenever he said something negative about you, you just shot back a counter and brushed it off   ☾ after a month of this going on, though, his words started to sting a bit   ☾ “hey kei-” “can’t you stay quiet for one second? it’s like you blab out words every chance you get”   ☾ imagine your surprise, since it was unusual of him to comment about you talking   ☾ and one of your biggest insecurities is being annoying to others; you knew you tend to ramble about things, and a nagging voice in the back of your mind was always telling you about how people around you would get fed up with it   ☾ did tsukki mean to say it like that? of course not; he was meaning to have a bit of humor in his statement   ☾ he just said it in such an annoyed tone and way that it made it seem like he was bothered by you talking   ☾ “..sorry, kei. my mind wandered for a bit..”   ☾ you figured that he just had a bad day, and you were over it after a full night of sleep i could really use that   ☾ the voice inside your head grew louder, however, and tsukishima’s comments didn’t help at all   ☾ “stop bothering me about the homework; cant you see i’m busy? ugh, fine, take my notes if you’re that stupid-”   ☾ “if you want attention, listen to this playlist. it should satisfy your longing for voices; i need to study for a test now”   ☾ it got to the point where your mind was yelling at you about being a nuisance, and the final piece you needed to break just so happened to be during a practice match..

“You did great, blocking them all, Tsukki!” You exclaimed, flashing him a grin as you pass him his water bottle and towel. In all honesty, you were forcing your smile so hard, it began to hurt your jaw. “I could’ve blocked better if someone wasn’t screaming the whole time,” the middle blocker said, wiping sweat off his forehead. You had been passing out water bottles to the other players, but you stopped dead in your tracks when his words hit your ears. “Y/N-chan..?” Shimizu asked worriedly, eyeing your expression that Tsukishima couldn’t see. The said blonde took off his goggled to switch them out with his regular glasses. “It was just a practice match; getting hyped up wasn’t exactly the brightest idea your mind conjured up.” Putting his glasses on after wiping the lenses, he looked down at you to see your tear ducts brimming with your sadness. “..huh..?” You touched your face as a tear slid down your cheek. The other club members looked at you in concern. “Ah- don’t worry, everyone..” You wave your hands frantically as Daichi and Sugawara stare disapprovingly at Tsukishima. “It’s nothing to worry about. I’m just gonna.. step outside for a bit.” You forced another smile out onto your face, then quickly scampered out of the gym. The silence was so thick, you could slice it with a sword. Four-Eyes clearly didn’t expect you to be that emotional over his statement, as his face was filled with a small mixture of concern and confusion. He ran after you, shoving his things in his hands to Yamaguchi and leaving the rest of the team shocked into standing still. You had fled to a nearby bench, where you collapsed onto and shoved your face into your hands, desperately trying to stop your tears from shedding. How stupid, you thought. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Look what you did; you made the team worry about you, and they’re all going to resent you the moment they find out the reason behind your crying. “Y/N.” Jolted out of your thoughts, you looked up to find Tsukishima staring down at you with an unreadable expression. Almost immediately, your face became flooded with streams of tears. You quickly looked down at your lap, fidgeting with your hands. “I-I’m sorry for talking so much, Tsukki, I’ll try to keep my thoughts to myself-” “Shut up, Y/N.” He interrupted. You sighed and calmed your breathing. “This is what I’m talking about, Tsukishima.” You muttered, putting your face in your hands once again. “I’m just a pest to everyone; anyone I encounter will automatically hate me-” “Stop insulting yourself, dammit.” The middle blocker clenched his fists in anger. “You aren’t a nuisance, and you most definitely aren’t one to be hated on- I know I can be a bit of an asshole sometimes, but did it really affect you that much-” You slowly took your face out of your hands to see the blonde crouching, staring up at you. “'Did it really affect you that much?’ What do you think?! God, it really seems like you don’t consider my feelings at all, Tsukishima! I’ve been suspecting that you hate me, but why-?!” Said boy quickly clasped your hands in his, surprising you greatly. His usual expressionless face was morphed into one in a slight panic. “It’s because I like you, idiot!” Taking a moment to process his words, your whole face flushed a scarlet-red. “What?” The tips of Tsukishima’s ears were dusted with a soft coral-pink hue. “You heard me. I won’t repeat myself.” He averted his eyes from yours, squeezing your hands in nervousness. “I-” You were internally melting inside; who would’ve thought the salty beanpole would like someone like you? “But you would always push me to the side! Telling me you were busy and such!” Tsukishima stared at you like you were the biggest dumbass in the world. “I gave you my notes because I knew you didn’t have the energy to take them in class, and the playlist was a collection of songs I thought would suit you. Are you that dense?” “Who are you calling dense?!” You replied hastily. “And for your information, I haven’t given you my answer yet! Let go of my hands, and I’ll tell you, okay?” The middle blocker leaned in close to your face with his dead eye gaze. “It’s an agreement or disagreement, Y/N. What is your response?” You leaned back into the bench, but Tsukishima followed with your movements. “Um- I-” Your words crossed with each other, the lack of personal space making your head spin. “Yes?” Satisfied, the lamppost removed his hands from yours and flicked your forehead. “Simple as that, shortcake. If you want to freeze to death outside, that’s fine by me.” He began to walk back to the gym. “Wha- I’m not short!” You exclaimed, running after the four-eyes. “Also, I’m not the one who’s been sweating profusely for the past hour, so speak for yourself!” Tsukishima gently smiled as he heard you rapidly firing back at his comment. Looks like she’s back to her usual self. 𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚜𝚊 . . .  🖉

  ✤ obviously he’s gonna be commenting about your hygiene 24/7   ✤ the fact that he’s developed a crush on you doesn’t help, either; it means that you should be extra clean if he were to date you   ✤ and of course he has to remind you almost every hour of the day; whether it be by text or in person   ✤ now, you didn’t mind him checking up on you every couple of days, but every hour??   ✤ you’re convinced that sakusa has had some sort of trauma in the past, fighting with germs ever since he was a child okay not really.. unless?   ✤ he doesn’t even do this to the other people he’s acquainted with; you’ve asked koromi about it, and he says sakusa just sprays him with holy water a disinfecting solution    ✤ now you’re confused as to why you’re getting special treatment from him, when you two aren’t as close as him and his cousin   ✤ so you personally went to his class to ask him about it   ✤ “hey kiyoomi, why do you remind me to be clean every hour that you’re awake?” “because you shouldn’t have a single germ on you.” “but it’s literally the same message every time; at least make it seem more interesting” “cleaning yourself should be simple, not complicated”   ✤ you got fed up with it as another week went by, which is understandable, since this clean freak was spamming your phone hour after hour without missing a single text   ✤ the fact that sakusa was willing to put effort into reminding you about your hygiene was kind of sweet, but the same message every. single. damn. time. was annoying you like hell   ✤ and when you tell him to stop and that you already know how to get rid of germs, he gave you a disgusted look   ✤ this had to be one of the most nasty expressions he had ever made, because you stood paralyzed to the floor   ✤ “i have been reminding you for your own good, y/n. why don’t you just appreciate what i do for you, instead of complain about it?”   ✤ your mouth stayed shut, your tongue feeling as though it was glued to the top of your mouth   ✤ “don’t mention anything like this again”   ✤ you meekly nodded, and he strolled out the classroom   ✤ the moment he was gone, you collapsed onto the floor out of fear, shivering as you replayed the scene again and again in your head   ✤ the main question that circled your head was: why was he acting so controlling?   ✤ the night after, you texted sakusa, and asked him to meet up with you at your favorite spot   ✤ surprisingly, he complied. and you were waiting for awhile by the time he got there..

“Sakusa, hi!” You greeted your friend with a small but warm smile. The ace frowned; it was unlike you to call him by his last name. In fact, it had been months since you’ve said his name with such coldness in your voice. “..why did you call me out here?” He questioned in a low tone. Your eyes grew dark as you thought about what to say to him. “I wanted to talk to you about what happened yesterday. I feel as though we need to.” Sakusa’s own eyes narrowed as you spoke each word. “Are you still going to complain about my reminders to you?” Shaking your head, you stared at your feet while hugging your arms to your chest. “Of course not, I heard what you told me to do. I just.. wanted to know why you got so angry, is all.” The jet-black haired boy stared down at you, furrowing his eyebrows as he tried to remember what specifically happened the day before. “I don’t know what you’re remembering, Y/N, but I wasn’t angry in the slightest. Are you sure you aren’t thinking of another memory of yours?” Your head snaps up when he said that he wasn’t angry. “Yes, I’m very sure.” You firmly say. “Maybe you don’t think you seemed angry, but you were downright furious. It was.. kind of terrifying.” “Are you saying I was out of control yesterday?” “No, just..” You subconsciously hugged your arms tighter to your body, trying to make yourself as small as possible. “..intimidating.” Sakusa tilted his head, his eyes narrowing. You found him intimidating? Just from a little conversation that happened because of you’re questioning ways? “I’m tired, and I’m sure you are, too,” you continued, not catching on that your friend was becoming annoyed with your talking. “Which is why I want to end this quickly. Sakusa, I have a life, too. As much as I appreciate what you do for me, I can take care of myself without your help-” “You’re repeating the same words you stated yesterday, just in different phrasing.” The germaphobe harshly cut in. “I said this once, but I will say it again, for your sake. I am doing this for your own good-” “-and I know what’s good for me and what isn’t, Sakusa!” You exclaimed, your arms no longer crossed. “I can make my own decisions! I’m not some dumb little kid you have to look after-” “Y/N-” “-so just drop this already! It doesn’t help anyone; it doesn’t help me, it doesn’t help you-” “Y/N.” Sakusa lost all patience. He towered over you, his hands clenched tightly into fists. You slightly shrink at his actions, your arms up in defense. The ace didn’t seem to notice your fear as he took a step forward. “You are crawling with so many germs, I can practically see them all over you. You are in no condition to be deciding on your hygiene, when you can’t even rid of the many dirt particles covering your skin.” He took another step forward, and you step back, unsure of what to do. Sakusa broke out of his anger when he heard a slight sob leave your lips. “Why do you hate me so much, Sakusa?!” You asked, pain laced into your voice. “I’m perfectly capable of not being dirty, can’t you see?! Why can’t you just leave me alone-” You used your sleeves to start wiping the tears away, although they doubled to replace the ones you removed. The ace hesitantly enveloped you in a hug, making you break down even more. “Sakusa- no- you’re gonna get germs on you-” You stammered, resisting the temptation to bury your face into his chest. “..I made you cry. I need to pay the consequences.” Said boy murmured, rubbing shapes onto your back. You continued to cry for a good 5 minutes, before slowly pushing him away. “..thank you.” You sniffled. “I know consequences has nothing to do with that. Why did you-?” “I like you, Y/N.” He cut you off, making your eyes widen. “The reason why I’d been constantly reminding you to wash up is because I thought I should date someone who was clean to the touch. That was wrong of me, so very wrong. I apologize, and it’s fine if you reject-” You shut him up with a kiss to his mask. “Are you traumatized yet?” You asked, trying to crack a smile. “That’s my revenge from yesterday.” Sakusa blinked multiple times before realizing what you did. “..I guess I deserved that. So is that a yes..?” You broke out into a beautiful, radiant smile this time, the moonlight making you glow even more than you already were. “Of course, Kiyoomi!”

[biipbop]

Favorite comic series?

Fuuuuu. I know im gonna end up listing a bunch of them so let's just go:

One piece: THE FUCKING WORLD BUILDING HOLY SHIT. And Oda's visual story telling???? And the fucking characters??? Bro I've ugly cried so much to One piece. Its so good

Spideypool: I dont read very many marvel comics but spideypool makes me happy in the stupidest way

Nabari No Ou: THAT FUCKING KISS and everything happens after makes me fucking feral. If you come at me and say it's pure nostalgia over the series that i love I would believe you and not give a fuck. Bc i love this manga so damn much it hurts.

I was going to include some horror comics but i always feel the need to explain myself. Last thing I need is to be like "o I like x and y series" and be told i endorse some gross shit when its like "???" No bro. You can read fictional dead doves and have morels. Especially when art can use extreme imagery that makes you uncomfortable or disgusted for a purpose. I can rant but i will not.

[ifitsbritishimprobablyafan]

my more extensive and spoilery infinity war thoughts below moviegotmeshook

-shit was good. Not my favorite, not even top 5, but I was very “pleased” (if that’s an emotion that can be felt after all that??) 

-no music playing over the opening titles you knew we were fucked

-EXCUSE YOU YOU CAN’T START YOUR MOVIE WITH THAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL DEVISTATION???

- like freaking Valkerie doesn’t even get a death scene???

- and then we gotta stab Heimdall and kill Loki (again)??? 

-Loki’s speech ending with him calling himself odinson and him screaming at Thanos to stop hurting Thor cuz he thought he could watch it but he CANT FUCK ME UP

-I can’t stop thinking about THAT SCENE with Peter and Tony.... like I’m trying to give my thoughts on the beginning of the movie and that’s all I can think about...

-Scarlet vision was so beautiful in this movie

-tho honestly I’m kinda peeved that them getting together happened off screen??? like we had all the adorable build up in Cvil War but then... they’ve just been together now???? like okay???? but I wanted to see the big moment when they decided to try????

-Speaking of things we didn’t get to see.... I don’t get to see Xandar?? or are we covering that in guardians vol 3?? like Nova Corps you okay?? from the ashes of this apparent devastation (I mean look at what he did to Knowhere) are we gonna finally get Nova himself???

-”that’s enough SQUIDWARd”

- Thor took talking tree as an elective. too pure. k thanks. bye

-Rocket’s character has grown so much and his little talk with Thor WAS SO PURE

- I could lose a lot

-come on you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

-Peter continuing to ref “old” movies and it STILL.FUCKING.WORKING

-’Is footloose still the greatest movie of all time” “it never was”

-Help I’m thinking about THA TPART again... like that hug... tha tbeautiful hug I’m crying again help

- Drax is attracted to Thor. than kyou.

-Gamora and Peter saying I love you I HATEEVERYTHI NG

-That scene on the fucking cliff AND FUCKING RED SKULL WAS THERE THE FUUUUU

-wHY IS GAMORA probably my favorite line i hate everything

-also for the love of all that is good please have more thanos and gamora angst in the next one cuz OHMYGODd

-”We kick names and take ass” (tries to look badass)

- I am Groot. I am Steve Rogers.

-Okoye giving Bruce the side eye...

-Vision comforting Wanda when she was killing him and just saying “it’s okay, it’s okay” FUCK ME UPPPPp

-And then Wanda had to watch him come back and die again like NO FUCK YOu SHE HAD TO KILL HIM AND FEEL THAT AND KNOW SHE DID IT JUST TO WATCH HIM COME BACK AND DIE ANYWAY SHE KILLEDHIMFORNOTHING FUC KME

-Thank god there was like 2 seconds of Bruce and Nat and then the writers were like “yeah fuck that nobody wants it bye” and just never talking about it again

-”I don’t feel so good” NOOOOOOOOOOOO

-those fucked up dog things that were killing themselves WERE TOTALLY THE VENOM SYMBIOTE IT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM AND I THINK IT’S GONNA BRING VENOM INTO THE MCU (for the movie in October)

-You got a hair cut! You stole my beard!

-BUCKY SPINNING ROCKET AROUND WAS THE BEST TEAM UP I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED/ 

-Rocket wanting Bucky’s arm. h ELP

-when Thanos stabbed Tony i thought I was gonna die too so fuck you movie

-Okoye being so done with everyone “why was she up there??”

-THAT FUCKING SCENE WITH IRON DAD AND SPIDER SON YOU KNOW WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT I WILL NEVER RECOVER I WAS ACTUALLY ANXIOUS AND UPSET BUT FUNCTIONING BEFORE BUT HIS LITTLE VOICE CRACK ON THE I DONT’ FEEL SO GOOD ARE YOU SHITTING ME

-"steve?”

-Rocket is the only GUARDIAN LEFT FUC KY OU MOVIE

-Not enough Super Husbands in this movie (at all) but fingers crossed for plenty in the next one

-Thanos is terrifying but also like A REALLY GOOD MCU VILLAIN WHICH ARE SO RARE

- That battle with Thanos on Titan was freaking AWEsome. 

-Thor’s new axe is flipping sweet man ESPECIALLY GROOT MAKING THE HANDLE HELPp

-GAMORA AND NEBULA TOGETHER HEL P THEY BOTH WERE SO CONCERNED AND NEBULA COMES OUT SWINGING WHERE THE FU CK MY SISTER AT?!?!? 

-My greysexual ass was attracted to so many people in this movie jesUS CHRISTt.

-My two favorite actors of all time in multple scenes together gooD GOD (Benedict and Robert)

-not gonna lie my first thought when there were mutiple doctor strange was dirty and sorrynotsorry

- Strange trying to tell Tony he had to do it in the end like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IS THIS THE ONE OUTCOME OUT OF BILLIONS WHERE THEY WON????

- Tony’s face at the end destroyed me

-THAT SCENE WITH PETER AND TONY YEAH I’M PUTTING IT AGAIN CUZ I’M STILL NOT FUCKING OVER IT

- The title disintegrating at the end... RUDE. -Anyone who knows me at all knows that my favorite super hero of all time is Captain Marvel (as Carol Danvers)... like Posters and art prints and figurines and comics all over my room.... SO YOU CAN PROBABLY FUKCING GUESS MY REACTION TO THAT END CREDITS SCENE

-I loved having everyone together like this was so beautiful thANK

[leeoliver]

18, 21, 35, 36 for malarcade & alohris

(ship asks)

18. what are their dates like? how long do/did they date? do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other?

malarcade set aside a specific time every week for date night and whose turn it is to plan it rotates every time and theyre always trying to outdo each other. mals tend to be really exciting adrenaline rush or physical things (parasailing, amusement park, salsa dancing competition) or food-based (couples cooking, or in a modern au mal would be on the waitlist for every restaurant in town) whereas arcades are tamer and more classic date ideas, but he also really likes projects and stuff? they build decks and shelves and stuff all the time. and of course after every date they k*ss except by k*ss i mean FUUUUU

uhh they establish that they both. like-like each other sometime during the events of fnv but dont start dating per se until a couple months after. and then they move in after like a year. and then id like to think they just sort of keep going forever? had some thoughts here about them retiring out to louisiana.

yeah i mean i do think breaks are good for couples, but only when theyre paired w communication about what the problem is. mal. wanders sometimes he disappears for a few days and then comes back thats kind of just a part of who he is and god it stressed the fuck out of arcade. and its not like mals trying to get away from arcade specifically and if u asked him to explain why i dont think hed be able to. he just has to go sometimes and be alone out in the desert. and i think at the same time arcade can bury himself in work and research and sort of shut himself off and again its not like hes taking a break from mal hes taking a break from everything.

lihrus considers any activity that he does w aloth somewhere in the vicinity a date. they take a lot of walks. lihrus naps whenever he can so he’ll go in the bed on his side and nap and aloth’ll go on his and read and that counts as a date. they were honestly like an old married couple from day one of dating but not as in “haha they bicker so much haha husbands and wives hate each other” but as in they sit in rocking chairs and hold each others hands and smile

aloth had a big ol fuckin CRUSH on lihrus literally since poe1 and he just held onto it until deadfire so thats a year maybe two of pining?? ouch. anyway yeah i mean once they get together in deadfire theyre in it till the end

god no they wish they had MORE time together they almost never see each other bcos aloth is always in. some far off localé sleuthin and lihrus is in caed nua but god when aloth shows up its instant lihrus running across the field to jump on him and give him a kiss.

21. do they share any interests or hobbies?

malarcade both love to read and watch movies and stuff. also theyre really into helping ppl and arcade rlly likes the bigmt tech so they work on that together.

alohris like kites they love kites and they both have sweet tooths (sweet teeth?) (ok so i googled it and it is sweet tooths bcos the plural of a compound noun is formed by adding s, regardless of how you would normally pluralize the end part of the noun, ie. walkmans, not walkmen, toronto maple leafs not toronto maple leaves) (i just lost my train of thought for the alohris question so lets end it here)

35. do they bring out the best in each other, or the worst? do they have a fatal flaw?

idk if id be willing to say that mal and arcade ~bring out the best in each other~ but they absolutely make each other happy. thats important. im not answering the second part for either of them bcos i hate angst.

alohris absolutely bring out the best in each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theyre so good together i mean it theyre so important!!!!!!!

36. what’s their greatest strength as a couple? their weakness?

malarcades greatest strength is that they use enough combined hair dye to coat the entire continent and their greatest weakness is that theyre constantly doing each others root touchups and will thus never actualize their goals.

alohris’ greatest strength is that theyre both really short and could stack on top of each other and sneak into a movie theatre as one regular sized person for half price and their greatest weakness is that the relationship is quite literally doomed to end in tragedy aloth is either going to die young or watch lihrus’ watcher abilities slowly corrode his mind until he’s unable to recognize aloth or himself or anyone else and then he’ll turn violent and aloth will be forced to either kill him (directly or indirectly) or let himself be killed.

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a/age - It’s... uhh... *sweats* younger than 15 i’ll give ya that;

b/biggest fear - Probably failing. Just in general.

c/current time - 7:34 pm

d/drink you had last - Coffee milk, my guy

e/everyday starts with - 1. Waking up; 2. wishing i was dead. 3. brushing my long-ass hair. 4. going to school and getting emotionally attacked but smiling through it all because hey at least i have friends

f/favorite song - Fuuuuu; I’m going to have to say Bohemian Rhapsody, or Big Wild - Aftergold 

h/hometown - Too personal. Next question.

I/in love with - Anime, drawing, and chillin

j/jealous of - People who have their stuff together, and people who get attention when i’m talking

k/killed someone - Nah

l/ last time you cried - I’m always crying on the inside so i mean?? (jk probably when I saw Moana, so maybe 2 weeks ago?)

m/middle name - I have two, and my second one is Milagros

n/number of siblings - Only child, lonely child

o/one wish - Freedom to do what I want

p/person you last called/ texted: If Discord counts, probably my friend @cthulhuludraws

q/question you’re always asked - “What the hell”

r/reasons to smile - Friends! The internet!!

s/song last sang - ;; Bohemian Rhapsody

t/time you woke up - 6:30 am >:/

u/underwear color - purple

v/vacation destination - The entire world. Except Australia. The animals scare me

w/worst habit - Procrastination, I say, procrastinating something while I write this out

x/X-rays you’ve had - I think I had a head x-ray once

y/your favorite food - All of them. Except mushrooms and olives.

z/zodiac sign -  Virgo