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mythology-void · 8 months

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Achilles: oops my beloved husband/love of my life was murdered by Hector so I guess I have to chase him screaming around the battlefield and fight anything and anyone who gets in my way including this river god :D isn't going mad from grief so silly

Hector : WHERE IS YOUR IMPULSE CONTROL

Achilles: Bleeding to death on the ground

#someone did this with SOC but I wanted to do it with my babies achillies and hector #hector is actually just Odysseus after therapy #im sorry the fact that achillies literally FOUGHT A RIVER AND ONE is so funny to me #the illiad #tagamemnon #achilles x patroclus #hector of troy #hector breaker of horses #i love them but they are both so mentally unwell #if you saw this before i edited no you didn't

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