#im supposed to be asleep rn 💀

[saturnniidae]

I like to think Hiccup has whole 'conversations' with Toothless that are essentially incomprehensible to anyone but them (they consist of little human language–mostly draconic noises and body language as well as signals/cues specific to Hiccup and Toothless) the other riders are used to it at this point, but a lot of people are very much not and find it incredibly confusing.

Its started a lot of rumors of Hiccup being some 'dragon whisperer' that can actually speak to and command them and the other riders tease him about it relentlessly because he despises the rumors and always tries to correct them. Like every time they're brought up he'll say something along the lines of "No. If u actually pay attention to and connect with them, adapting to their way of communication isn't hard. I don't actually speak with them ur just not observant enough" and is constantly ignored

(This is kind of a follow-up to another post but I didn't want to tack it onto a rb)

[sleepvines]

hey I'm back, I was out of front for a hot minute.

[prince-of-red-lions]

HELLO WINDY

HELLOO

*gives you a humongous hug* YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON EVERRRR YOU ARE FUNNY AND NICE AND KIND AND TALENTED

You never fail to make me laugh and I’m always thrilled to talk with you! I’m so glad we are friends, and I wish I could meet you irl someday. We could go on that picnic you spoke of and I’d bring a roast turkey and all would be well!

ALSO I’M VENMOING YOU 20 BLUEBERRY MUFFINS RIGHT NOW

HEIRIRJAKAJFHSAN EVIE- HUGGING U BACK !!! BIG BEAR HUG!!

I AM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET RN UR SO SWEET :D SQUEALING WITH JOY

ur so cool too!! i would LOVE to meet u irl and i LOVE turkey too so everything checks out haha! 😂

AND BLUEBERRY MUFFINS?? UM YES PLS THANK U :) WANNA SHARE??

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐄'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: ace

♡ liked by p1rateking_luffy, marco_o and 7.3k others

_ynln: he's 20 and still manages to burn everything in sight <3

tagged: ace

chef.thatch: All my hard work down the drain

↳ marco_o: wait is this why the deck floorboard is scorched

↳ _ynln: ACE DID IT

↳ _ynln: he fell asleep while we were singing happy birthday 😭😭

↳ ace: WOWWW YN YOU'RE SUCH A SNITCH

↳ marco_o: oh my god

iampops: How do I add a caption on Instagram posts

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAPQPY BIRTHDYA ACE! (liked by ace, _ynln)

↳ ace: thanks luffy!

♡ liked by iampops, izou.u and 5.4k others

_ynln: worth it ❕❕

tagged: ace

marco_o: oh my god this is why we don't trust you guys unsupervised

↳ _ynln: i know u love us (liked by ace)

↳ marco_o: you guys make me want to throw myself off board

↳ marco_o: im losing hair cause of you two

↳ ace: like you had much to begin with LMFOAOO 💀💀

↳ _ynln: 🤣🤣

↳ marco_o: im letting both of u die

izou.u: are you guys the reason why the bathroom looks like shit

↳ ace: it's yn's fault ☝️

↳ _ynln: WTF HOW IS THIS MY FAULT

↳ _ynln: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID 'wHaT iF wE jUmPEd?' AND THEN CANONBALLED

↳ ace: LMFAOOAOO IT WAS SO FUNNY 🤣

iampops: Sons tell me how to add a caption on Instagram posts

chef.thatch: I lose braincells whenever I am near these idiots (liked by _ynln)

♡ liked by ace, saaaa_bo and 4.9k others

_ynln: if he isn't dreaming about me, im going to sell him to the marines 😪😪

tagged: ace

izou.u: is he even breathing in the second photo

↳ marco_o: i hope not

ace: whaattt of course i was dreaming about you my pookie dookie sugar bear cupcake frappe 😜😍🥰😘🤩❤️‍🔥💕💞💖

↳ saaaa_bo: ew

↳ saaaa_bo: kudos to yn for taking one for the team and dating u

↳ _ynln: i can already hear my 550,000,000 berries from here

↳ _ynln: @saaa_bo FRRR YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS MY BACK ☝️☝️

iampops: Sons I've been asking for a week. How do I add a caption on Instagram posts?

♡ liked by theroronoa.zoro, p1rateking_luffy and 9.2k others

ace: my favourite girl ❣️❣️

marco is my favourite of all time

tagged: _ynln

_ynln: everyone don't be fooled, he tackled me into the ocean straight after this 😐😐

↳ ace: my mum told me to chase my dreams, not my fault my dream tried to run away 🥱

↳ _ynln: YOU STARTED SPRINTING AT ME WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

↳ ace: start sprinting towards me at the same time 🤩🤩

lovenami: omg @_ynln you ate in this photo

↳ _ynln: NAMI OMG ILY 💞💞

p1rateking_luffy: HEHE MY FUTURE SISTER IN LAW

↳ ace: bet

↳ _ynln: wait what

↳ iampops: yn how do I add a caption on Instagram posts?

↳ _ynln: pops omg you're showing your age rn

marco_o: jesus christ delete the second part of that caption

↳ ace: stop being shy 😚😚

yamatototo: yn needs to be saved 💀💀 (liked by _ynln)

_ynln 36m

[_ynln] ace replied to your story: marco said it was payback for destroying the bathroom, you're next 🤷

[new-dawn-au]

Am I going to make Apis and Saki canon? Hell yeah, they're too cute not to! Don't blame me, blame the little demon pulling my heart to make this happen X3

Bold = texting

"Italics with quotation marks = thinking"

This was not good.

It was supposed to be a normal day, but of course, something had to go wrong. The thunder was too loud, too near, too…. Familiar. And Apis was not a fan.

He could feel tears building up in his eyes and his own grip on reality or any sense quickly slipping away as he tried to find somewhere to hide from it all.

He had stupidly forgotten his house keys, and Adonis was working that day so he couldn't unlock the door for him, leaving him in a bad situation of having to wait for hours to go home. And it sucked.

But just as he was about to break down, he heard a voice he had grown fond of over the past few months. "Apis? Are you okay?" Saki asked her friend, visibly worried about him.

Apis looked to his friend and tried to muster a smile but miserably failed, letting tears fall as he clung onto her.

"Please… don't let them hurt me again. I can't go back, I can't, they'll hurt me, I just know it. I'm dead if they find me, please don't make me go back… help me, please." He mumbled through his tears, he couldn't control himself when he was like this. He felt embarrassed, embarrassed that he was breaking down like this and having a breakdown in front of someone he considered a good friend.

Surprisingly to him, Saki had not pushed him away, instead pulling him closer and taking him to her house. Despite her knowing little to nothing about what he was talking about, she still comfored him. "It's okay, I won't let them take you. You'll be safe here."

By the time they had both entered her room, Apis had fainted from panic, leading Saki to lend him her bed and pull the covers over him whilst she went to get something for the both of them to eat and drink.

Nobody was home today so it left her to watch over her friend without interruptions. Suddenly, his phone received a message.

Adonis: That thunder is really loud isn't it? Hope you're ok❤️

Yikes, it was going to be complicated to explain that Apis wasn't actually seeing this message and that he had passed out. But Saki did it in the best way she knew how to.

Apis: this is Saki Tachibana, a friend of Apis from school! He's at mine rn bc he got scared by the thunder and he's sleeping thru it srry do you want me to wake him up? :)

Adonis: no, it's fine. It's nice to know that he has many good friends now. Or maybe you're more than friends🤨? Jkjk

Wait, what?

Was Apis's dad trying to suggest that they were… dating?! Saki had never even considered dating him! However..

She did find him very kind and cute. And it was so fun messing with his hair, it was always so soft and he always reacted so cutely when she accidentally touched his neck when playing with his hair with his little giggle and nose scrunch followed by his insistence that he was most definitely not ticklish on his neck despite him obviously being so. And his face was attractive as well, she had thought of kissing him before…. Wait, kissing?!

Okay, so she might like him, but there was no way that he felt the same!

Apis: omfg no💀 were not dating but Im flattered that you think I cud end up with sum1 like him XD

Adonis: uh huh, sure thing lol. If he isn't up or still at yours by half 4 then give me your address and I'll come for him.

Apis: will do.

A few hours later, Apis stirred awake and looked around before seeing Saki and realising what just happened. "Ah, Saki! I'm sorry for falling asleep in your bed, it won't happen again!" "Haha! It's fine, you were scared and you needed it, I don't mind." Saki smiled, handing him a rice ball.

"I assumed that you'd be hungry when you woke up so I made some rice balls for you, do you like it?" Apis took a bite and smiled back at her, blushing slightly. "Mmhmm! It's really nice, thank you."

There was that look again, that smile and those rosy cheeks. And those eyes… it made Saki truly realise her feelings for him.

She loved him, she actually loved someone again. She didn't even think she could love like this after her last relationship, but here she was, basking in Apis's presence, loving his existence, loving being around him.

Nope, she had to stop herself there. She was supposed to be looking after him, she could crush over him another time! "Hey, are you thirsty? I have some apple juice downstairs that I can go get if you want." Apis nodded and followed her to the kitchen, holding her hand to keep his balance stable

Saki could just feel herself overheating, his hands were strangely soft in comparison to her rough ones up, they felt like heavenly buttercream to her and she adored it.

But all of a sudden, she heard whimpering coming from him as he pulled his hand back, covering his white eye. "It must be that scar again! But how can I help him?" Saki thought, coming to a reckless conclusion.

She held his wrists gently so as to not hurt him, leant near his face and placed a gentle kiss on his white eye and scar, gaining a squeak from him. "E-Eh?! Saki, what are you doing?.."

"Oh shit! I am so sorry, I didn't know what to do and I thought that if I kissed it then the pain would go away! That was really stupid, I'm so sorry again." Saki apologised profusely before Apis interrupted. "You don't have to apologise! I… um.. actually kind of liked it.. it made me feel safe, and warm and fuzzy inside and I don't know why.. is there something wrong with me?"

Saki widened her eyes, could he feel the same thing towards her as she did to him? She had to test it.. "Hey, is it okay if I try something? You can stop if you feel weird or uncomfortable."

Apis nodded his head. Granted, he didn't know what was going to happen, but he put all of his faith and trust in Saki.

She leant near his face again, kissing his lips as she closed her eyes. She was taken by positive surprise when she felt Apis kiss back slightly, so he did feel the same way! His lips were just as soft as the rest of him, it was clear that they had been bitten out of anxiety and overall stress,but it wasn't unpleasant, it was kind.

Apis pulled away to catch his breath, his cheeks now a bright red. "I.. enjoyed that… a lot. I think that I… love you."

Saki smiled wide, her cheeks the same as his as she wrapped her arms around him, pulling him I to a hug. "I love you too, Apis."

IT'S DONE AND NOW I'M GONNA BURRY MY HEAD IN FLUFF OVERLOAD, GOOD BYE

[bokutospupp]

why is no one sending in asks.? (or i haven’t seen you post any lol!)

but.. could you write a short thing about how you see puppy bokuto? i see a lot of puppy bo around but everyone’s is different. what’s your version?

hi leyla! you’re right no one has sent in asks 💀 but that’s okay, i’d love to give you my pup!bo thoughts.

CW: underwear/panties stealing, excessive licking/spit, i think that’s it.

• He’s such a good boy, (most of the time.) please praise him so so much. He lives off of it.

• I actually see pup!bo as submissive most of the time really. I’m not saying he won’t have his feral moments. But definitely enjoys subbing more.

• Very impatient, wants your pussy/cock right NOW. Gives you the most pitiful whimpers when you tell him to wait.

• Don’t degrade this poor boy please. He’ll probably cry and beat himself up over being called a ‘bad boy’ or ‘bad puppy’. Sit him down and talk to him about what he did wrong.

• 10/10 will give you the upmost, nasty, sloppy head ever. I’m talking drool EVERYWHERE.

• Very territorial. You come home smelling like someone else? Hes immediately on you licking all over. You’re his. You’re supposed to smell like him.

• …..Will steal your underwear/panties. Good luck getting them back in one piece.

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY. IM HALF ASLEEP RN BUT WAS SUPER EXCITED TO GET MY FIRST ASK! I love Pup!Bo so much, it’s borderline an addiction.

Asks/Requests: OPEN!

[lunaflvms]

Hello Luna😋 I hope ur not at school rn, or sleeping😓. Thank you for defending me from that ugly anon hating🤬💢. Anyways, how was ur day today? I need some advice from you again. So, my friend, well best friend. Her name is Khloe, and um... we text each other through email bc I got my phone taken away so I like text her through my school computers email✨. Ummm so like we haven't been talking a lot, because I've been very busy with school. I tried emailing her like 2 days ago, but my email stopped working for some reason, and always glitches. So I can barely send her a "hi" message that takes like 10 mins just to send or load in. I feel like she thinks I think shes annoying or dont wanna talk to her anymore bc she said it before, but i really do bc she makes me happy and was like always there for me so yea. But I tried telling her it was my email but I couldn't really explain it well bc my email stopped working and like froze so um🙁. But I really wanna talk to her still bc we've been friends for a long time like 8 months I think or 9 idk. I've been thinking about giving her my tumblr, so we can talk easily. But I am scared she will judge me on what I post and how I act and stuff so like umm.... I just need advice if I should message her on tumblr or just struggle with emailing her still🥰🤞.

- lover anon🦸‍♀️

hello lover anon 😍😍 im not at school 😍 cuz its the weekends now but helpp im suppose to be asleep cuz its 4 am rn 🤓 and no problem :)) my day was ok so far help its only the start but i was watching i-land so that was fun also i forgot to ask but what groups do u stan? and ofc!! honestly well since youve been friends with her for a while i mean you could give her ur tumblr so its easier for u to text her or im not sure if u guys have in person school yet but u could tell her then at school? and she would probably understand but im glad u have someones thats there for u :) and if she ever judges you then 🙁 help i just woke up i fell asleep before posting💀

[neo-shitty]

dude same, for some reason i also get conscious when i cuss in public ~.~ ig it s bc i go to a catholic school buong buhay ko kaya growing up sinasabi saken na bawal magmura xd dont know what happened to me though LOL and yes, bawasan mo fic time ni haechan sa no longer human ng SLIGHT lang 😌 pampalipas oras era 😭pati grabe, to know na what happened dun sa fics na yun is exactly what happened to you irl o.O damn.

hala ka gagi check check mo bahay mo Y^Y it really isnt a problem for me though kasi i can fall asleep anywhere and at any position as long as may patugtog ako :>> so, even if sa bahay ako pero no moosik, i find it hard to sleep aaaaaa maybe thats why 150k + mins yung spotify ko 🤔 i leave it playing every night LOL pero fr, baka nga sa bahay niyo yung may mali 👀 HSHDHADF its fine den naman regarding sa di ako pinapalabas, i understand heh safety first 😎

DBA SAHJHDSAFJHJHDFAS FAKE FAN THO KASI DI NAKKA VOTE Y^Y problems of a multi-fan !! di makapili kung sinong group yung i vvote ~.~ OH YEAHH DID YOU WATCH MAMA? i was so hyped for the performances na nagpa alarm talaga ako but at that morning, bigla akong tinamaan ng . AND i dont usually feel bad whenever it happens, normal lng ganon pero ang lala nung saturday ~.~ as in, di ako makaalis sa kama pero pinilit ko self ko kasi ughh want manood ng mama 😭 i cant watch sa phone ko kasi nakalimutan ko i charge kaya i dragged myself to my laptop :"> it was fun though, sabay kami nanood ng friends ko tas wala, nag walwal lng the whole time xd

disappointed by the "collab stage" though wtf. i expected lahat sila sa iisang stage pero biglang magkakahiwalay 🤥 collaboration with social distancing Y^Y todo sunod talaga sa protocols mnet, pawerful yarns. other than that, it was really enjoyable lalo na yung reunion ng wanna one. me and another friend of mine used to big fans kaya ang senti nung perf heh :"> i watched every performance but still yung sa stray kids yung favourite ko. bongga ng kanila LOL

OH YEAH SO YUN NGA I FORGOT EXAM WEEK THIS WEEK Y^Y second quarterly examinations, ka stress but that just means malapit na christmas break :"> hbu, when s your break? finished studying na naman kaya ehh AND YES, havent read a lot of books but sic might just be my favourite yet ! slight lang yung kilig 😩 im happy na malapit na break aaaaaaaaa i ve always wanted to read yung what if we stay mo and binge read a lot of fics that i saved overtime tas magagawa ko na den aaaa

OKAY SO STAR LOST !! first of all, star lost is a great great song so whoever sees this, other than toff ofc, go listen to it now ! iba feeling nitong fic in regards to your way of writing like, no cap. how did you even think of this? aaaaaa alam mo yun, what should supposed to be happening in mere seconds naging */ pumunta sa wordcounter.net */ MORE THAN 300 WORDS?? WTF??? 1 paragraph sa part na TUMATALON LANG AH then 4 MORE PARAGRAPHS for the possibly 0.0000000001 seconds of moment that they re suspended in mid air tas omaygad isa pang paragraph para sa nahuhulog lang sila :"> PLUS, no repetitive narration dun sa POV ni mc..... :"> reread that part many time bc of how extraordinarily written it was. reading it made me curious what happened to them in between the timeline of those 2 fics. like dbuh, first meeting nila yung gladius then in star lost, may past na sila UGH omg amazed ako sagad xd

taenaaa na eexcite na talaga ako sa no longer human di ako mapakali ~.~ 1k lang wc neto, PANO PA KAYA YUN NA 30K DBUH XD. good luck in writing huhu. AND how were you this past week :3 stress kna den ba sa school 💀

-👻

oh i miss going to catholic schools pero at the same time i think they ate away most of my life so wag nalang. wait help im studying in a catholic school rn T_T di ko nga lang nararamdaman kasi di pa f2f. and i don't think mababawasan ko fic time ni hyuck anymore than i already did HAHAH yung magagawa ko nalang ata is dagdagan yung kay jaemin ??

yeah i really miss the time na nakakatulog ako with music lang huhu now it's just bgm to my overthinking T_T baka ganyan !! if may spotify na ako nung JHS ako baka ganyan din.

no i haven't watched mama T_T the only MAMA performance i watched is nct's, yung universe. idk what i was doing nung MAMA ;n; i just wasn't interested in watching ?? oh dude i hope the bloody hell doesnt get too bad T_T hope you're feeling better now. i also expected na iisang stage sila?? i remember getting disappointed like this before na HAHHA yung monsta x - nct - skz rap line collab tapos hiwahiwalay pala ^u^ awww!! nice to hear na nagkareunion :3 how did it feel like stanning a group na parang set yung date ng disbandment T_T haven't watched skz, might watch soon tho

good luck sa exams! i have an upcoming exam as well and upcoming typhoon to brace myself. if i go offline for a while, that's prolly the reason why zzz i think my break starts sa dec 20? im not sure anymore T_T hbu? six of crows is such a well loved book/duology. i thought it was overrated but i ended up liking it din. AAAA good luck sa pagbasa ng ibang works!! especially that chonky what if we stay HAHA also mauubusan ka na ng fics .___.

i hated star lost when i finished it but i reread it the other day and okay naman pala T_T i feel like i did the fic idea some justice. i thought i ruined the song pero oks lang pala. wait really T_T that's how i felt like when i listened to the track. yung bridge is just them falling plus that chorus bit afterwards is just faaaaaalling baka kaya humaba HAHAHA "reading it made me curious what happened to them between the timelines" tbh same but atm i dont have an idea T_T baka magawan ko someday but definitely not anytime soon

i think i'll be able to post no longer human mga january pa bc i'm still working on roger rabbit rn and i'm very close to finishing it >< HOW WAS I THIS WEEK UHHHHHHH im reading this really good book called the secret life of addie larue and it's about a girl who gets forgotten by everyone she meets. kind of like the concept of 'out of sight, out of mind' but amplified and it's so good?? di ko nga lang mabinge bc of school work and writing roger rabbit zzz and YES im getting stressed bc late enrollee ako and tumambak yung mga gawain KALOKA. pero kakayanin :D

ILANG KEMBOT NALANG CHRISTMAS BREAK NA SO KAPIT TAU AJA

[crypto-s]

i would like to pass AWAY!!! im supposed to be asleep already but like i was vibing and then i suddenly thought of akaashi, and then how i wanted to put the akaashi keychain that i bought before and then i remembered the osamu keychain that came wot the nendoroid of him AND I CANT FIND IT? i thought i chucked it in the nendo's box but IT'S NOT THERE? and i CANT RUMMAGE THROUGH THE HOUSE BC I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP RN!! i might've accidentally threw it in the bin with the parcel box and now i'm dying 💀 but also i remember checking it first b4 throwing it away BUT WHERE IS IT.