#imagine being eiji. imagine having to cover your older brother (who you had an extremely unhealthy relationship with)'s song

[linagram]

i just realized that if eiji and miki are the guards.. it means that they would most likely have to cover the prisoners' songs just like es did still waiting for their half and harrow covers.

so i think eiji would cover the male prisoners' songs and miki would cover the female prisoners' songs and it's such a funny concept to me because it would go like this:

miki: NO!! THESE GIRLS DIDN'T DESERVE TO SUFFER!! I FORGIVE ALL OF THEM THEY ALL HAD A REASON TO KILL SOMEONE!!

eiji: what do you MEAN I HAVE TO COVER MY OLDER BROTHER (who i hate and for a good reason)'S SONG.

and also i'm pretty sure kei's song would be a banger so it's like. eiji would cry because he has to cover his brother's song AND WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT HIS BROTHER'S SONG IS ACTUALLY GOOD

[trashayfanfiction]

BF: Max/Ash; Horrible Flirt

WHY DID I DO THIS. This has never occurred to me before someone asked for it on twitter. Fuck this was hard to write. Not something I ship at all, but the bizzareness amused me and I tried to make it work XD was shooting for hard NSFW…. Ended up not being what I gave.

I feel dirty.... I think they wanted smut, but this is the closest I could get.

- prison mates au - father/son au - doctor/nurse au - gay couple au

From "I'll kill you'' to ''Daddy'' to ''Dr'' to ''You already have a man, how dare you!"

100 words ea challenge +200word last part

Prison

He hadn’t been looking or a prison bitch, but when that cute blonde walked through the door all hope went out the window. A fiery little vixen who protested everything. There was a slight hiccup when they found out who each other was. He felt guilt for Griff’s little brother being the object of his lust. That tipping point drove Ash towards him though. When Ash found out ‘Max Lobo’ was the ‘Max Glenreed’ he’d heard so much about…. After the initial shock and death threats, Max’s connection to Griff tantalized Ash…. He boy stopped snarling at him with the intent to kill.

Father/Son

               “Daddy please?” Ash begged mockingly, recalling their conversation while looking at apartments.

“Oh god, stop making it weird,” Max felt his face go red. Ash knew he was a minx. There was only so much a man could take.

               He cleaned up well. Looking far preppier than Max has imagined a kid who’d worn an orange jumpsuit ever could or would want. ….Is this what high end callboys looked like?

“Dad!” Ash laced their fingers together, swinging their hands. “I mean, Eiji’s cute and all, but I’m more used to older men,” Ash tittered.

“Stop it or I’ll spank you,” He used his best parent voice.

“Don’t threaten me with a good time,” Ash breathed into his neck. Max’s blush spread lower under his shirt….

Doctor/Nurse

               So…. Yeah, it was his idea to have Ash distract the guard dressed as nurse Barbara, but he was a heterosexual man, he knew hot when he saw it. He knew about thinking with his dick. Actually, part of the reason is that he’d suggested it was that his own erection has refused to give him a break.

At first he blamed it on seeing the real nurse Barbara’s tits, and her feminine noises in such close proximity, when it’d been so long since he’d had any at all. But Ash had really nice legs…… and his ‘feminine’ voice…. He’d seen a trans girl in porn once. He wondered what it would be like to have a crossdressing boy do those things.

Gay couple

He wasn’t homophobic, he laughed to himself. It’s just, the sheer amount of PDA happening in the bar.  

He analyzed the patrons. He supposed the young pretty ones were better than the huge hairy ones giving him attention, aka just casually groping him.

“Put your hand on me,”

“W-what?” He flinched away from the boy next to him. First they played to the public as father and son, and now they were playing a couple? What was Ash thinking? Didn’t their age gap seem a little extreme?

“We’re supposed to be a couple, you gotta act like it.” He hissed, then louder “Claim me. I’m tired of getting flirted with,”

“W-w-w,”

Ash just leaned forward and kissed him and every muscle in his body tensed. His lips were soft. He was teasing his mouth open… tongue against his teeth….. if he didn’t comply their cover could be blown… He opened, taste of whiskey sour meeting his taste buds.

He pulled away panting. Ash smirked, pleased with himself.

“That’s a bossy bottom you’ve got there,” The bartender grinned at him.

He gruffly made an excuse and ordered another drink.

“It’s his first time,” Ash explained, “He just came out. I’m his first!”

Tossing the drink back he noticed Ash licking his lips,

“Can I have a sip daddy?”

He nearly choked. Oh not that again…..

The bartender gave him a clap on the shoulder.