#imagine going to the weed store then buying weed. thats so crazy

[stinkrascal]

its 67 degrees outside and im so fucking freezing i literally cant feel my fingers. i cant believe my dumbass wants to move to the north how will i ever survive in a place where it snows. i think i’ll just die

[the-fiction-witch]

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 REAL LIFE: COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: SMUT

MENTIONS OF DRUG USE

Y/N POV:

I dug under my bed looking for my little box I found it opening it up WHAT! its empty! it only filled this up like yesterday so I rush out into my flat 

“LILLY? did you by any chance borrow some of my stash?” I ask her very annoyed

“what? Oh yeah me and luke had a little to make brownies for the party” she explains

“Ugh! buy your dam own”  I yell grabbing my jacket and my purse leaving the flat going down the stairs calling up ace “hey ace, look lilly stole my stuff again where are you?” I ask him

“sorry Y/n fresh out, not got anymore coming in for a week” he explains

“really? fine, anyone else who might have some?” i ask

“well go see thomas he had a shit tone yesterday when i saw him” he tells me

“cheers” I sigh hanging up and rushing back up the stairs all the way to the top floor of the block of flats and knocking on thomas’ door but nothing “THOMAS! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR I KNOW YOUR THERE” I yell

“Bugger off Y/n” he yells back

“Open the door thomas” I sigh

“why? what do you want?” he asks

“just to chat” I lie

“fuck off y/n i’m not got any” he sighs as I heard him unlock the door so I quickly go inside locking the door behind me

“Bull shit thomas, ace said he saw you had a tone yesterday” I sigh going into his living room where he now sat on the sofa 

“I did, I sold Jack some“ he sighs

“no jack doesn’t smoke anymore, plus you dont sell I know you” I sigh

“I did I sold jack some said he was seeing some girl and wanted some, I made the rest into cookies” He explains

“then can I have a cookie” I ask

“I ate them” he laughs

“you made cookies out your whole stash and then ate all off them?” I ask 

“yep” he sighs

“you’d be off your head if you had dont lie to me” I sigh sitting on his sofa with him “Please thomas, Lilly and her boyfriend stole all mine, then make it into brownies which I can assume as I know what she’s like they had one then threw the rest away” I sigh

“then thats your problem” he sighs so I just moved slightly and kicked his coffee table making everything fall out the little secret compartment 

“you fucking liar” I laugh trying to grab it but he got there first 

“fine I have some, but your not having any” he tells me

“why not?” I ask

“get your own” he tells me

“I did then Lilly stole it, Please thomas just one, please” I beg “Im desperate” I beg

“Ugh…fine, money on the table I’ll roll you one” he says beging to roll

“Ohhh…uhhh I dont have any money” I tell him

“then none for you” he laughs

“Oh thomas come on, I dont get paid till next week, Lilly short me on her half of the rent and I had to pay to get my car fixed” I complain

“fine, you owe me it then the day you get paid” he sighs

“I can’t, I’ve got more rent to pay, and food shopping to do, and I need new clothes…”I begin

“well then you cant have it, how many times have we been though this y/n you cant pay me you dont get any” he sighs 

“Oh thomas come on share you frigid bastard!” I yell trying to grab it

“fine, we can share it, but you still owe me” he sighs lighting it up having a smoke off it and collapsing against his sofa blowing the smoke into the air and handing it to me 

“how much?” i ask

“about thirty quid” He sighs 

“fine, eventually” i sigh smoking it and laying back on the sofa too handing it back to him as I blew out the smoke 

“I wont let you forget about it” he laughs “Like last time” he smirked

“Oh shut up that was once” I laugh as he handed it back to me “and it was years ago” I laugh

“I know” he smirks at me….

“Come on one more” i giggle bouncing up and down in thomas’ car we had gone out partying I wasn’t even sure what the day was I think it’s Wednesday? maybe?  dont know, the car was sat up the back of a 24 hour Morrisons car park

“y/n we’ve had four already” he laughs at me “you want another one, we have to open mine” he laughs

“then do it” I giggle lightly hitting him 

“but then you owe me y/n” he smirked at me 

“What I gave you shares on my stash” I sigh

“so what I charge you bloody know that” he laughs at me “you want shares or not?” he asked

“fine” I sigh getting my purse as he rolled but my purse was empty all I had was a Mc-Donalds voucher as he finished rolling “you roll like shit” I laugh

“fuck you, I roll better then you” he laughs “come on cash on the dashboard” he smirks 

“I’m skint, I have free food though” I say putting the voucher on the dashboard

“fuck yeah I am hungry, okay fine, you still owe me twenty though” he laughs “I’ll pay for food when we finish this” he smirks

“TWENTY!” I yell

“shhh! yeah this shit is premium grade” he smirks

“you know ace just puts it in a different bag it’s no different” I laugh

“it is, its better, no money that means no smoke for you” he laughs clearing the excises on his car away and bag in the little bag

“come on thomas please “I beg

“y/n you’ve had four I have no sympathy for ya” he laughs

“but I’m not high enough tommy, I wanna touch the stars” I giggle resting my head on his shoulder 

“then find a way to pay me” he laughs “SHIT!” he quietly yells hiding everything we had away as a police officer just pulled in not to far away from us “we are fucked…” he sighs

“why…it’s not like the car smells of it” i giggle

“yeah but your off your fucking face! and your not hiding it well” he says as we saw the police officer get out his car leaning on the door so I quickly moved my head from his shoulder resting my head on his thigh slightly moving my head every now and again “what are you doing?” he asks

“pretending to suck you off” I giggle

“why?” he asks still keeping and eye on the police officer

“thomas we are sat in a store car park at 3 am there is only two reasons as far as he thinks a boy and girl in a car would be here, A to get high, B to have car sex and as you clearly dont want him to think we are doing A because…well we are, might as well make him think we are here for B” I explain

“how are so so high and still so smart?” he asks

“tolerance thomas” I laugh “at least play a fucking long” I sigh

“right sorry” he laughs as I move my head more pretending I’m sucking him off and I can tells he’s pretending I am too not doing to bad actually I could tell he was imagining a lot as his cock grew in his jeans and I couldn’t help but smirk at him “he’s gone” he sighs in refile but I didn’t move I just giggle undoing his jeans “what are you doing?” he asks in panic

“all that gave me an idea” I giggle sitting up and kissing his neck a little “how far would I have to get you to clear my debts?” I giggle 

“depends how good you are” he smirked so I giggle  getting his cock out his pants taking all of him in my mouth and sucking hard “Uhhh Fuck! yeah yeah your good” he groans his head rolling back against the seat as I continued him moaning and screaming like crazy until he came and I swallowed licking him clean and putting his now soft cock back in his pants and smirking as I sat back up and he got the smoke back out and lit it up smoking some off it and handing it to me

“thanks thomas” I smirk leaning back in my seat having a smoke of it and handing it back to him “come on hurry Up…I’m hungry too, I want nuggets” I giggle “and you can buy me a drink because my mouth tastes like you now” i sigh

“deal” he laughs handing it back to me…

“was I the only one you ever did that for?” he asks as I hand it back to him

“yeah why?” I ask

“just curious, if you went around sucking off every guy for shares” he smirked

“nope just you, and one girl once in college” I laugh

“really?” he laughs giving it back to me “who?” he asks

“veronica leni” I laugh smoking

“Veronica….she was queen of pay with for weed with sex” he laughs

“yep…good girl, small boobs” I laugh

“tiny boobs, she was like a minus A cup” he laughs as I give it back to him

“why did you sleep with her?” I ask

“No…I dont think I did, unless I was off my face when I did it, cause I dont remember I did” he laughs as he smokes

“you where off your whole body when i sucked you off tommy, you didn’t forget that” i laugh taking it back form him and smoking a little more myself

“yeah well, you dont tend to forget the day a police officer shows up when your high, and similarity you don tend to forget the day you best mate sucks your dick in your car” he laughs

“thomas?” i ask 

“yeah?” he asks

“is sucking your dick still a method of payment you accept?” I ask

“I would count dick sucking among the payment options…for you” he smirks

“for me?” I smirk

“yeah, well clearly, when Dylan owes me he does not have that option neither does Jack” he laughs

“what about other girls?” I ask

“not many girls come to me wanting any” he laughs “only you, sometimes Lilly and sometimes Issy” he explains

“do Lilly and issy have that payment option” I giggle

“nope, Lilly doesn’t because…she kinda creeps me out when she’s sober she came around yesterday asking for some, and Issy doesn’t visit often mostly just to show off her new boyfriend anyway” he sighs

“aww poor tommy” I giggle giving him a cuddle as he finishes off the smoke and puts it out “question?” I ask

“go on?” he laughs

“if sucking you off settles my debts? would letting you fuck me mean you owe me some?” I smirk

“I think so why?” he asks so I smirk sitting on his lap and kissing him hard “Okay okay…lets get to bed then” he smirks lifting me up with him and carrying me to his bedroom with us still kissing….

I laid in thomas’ bed both of us naked under the bed sheet both of us smoking “Pleasure doing business with you thomas” I smirk as I smoke

“like wise darling” he smirks back at me “same time next week?” he smirks turning to face me

“yep” I smirk giving him a little kiss but he held my face deepening our kiss till I pull away getting up and getting my clothes on “see ya” I smile giving him another kiss grabbing my smoke and going off back to my flat 

“where were you?” Lilly asked

“somewhere” I smirk

“I can smell it on you where did you get more? ace is sold out, and your skint” she asks

“as your being so dam nosy thomas let me share his okay” I laugh

“thomas doesn’t let anyone share, he makes everyone pay how did you…” she then looks me up and down I can tell she sees the hickey’s on my neck and the very obvious smell of sex on my clothes “YOU SLEPT WITH HIM DIDN’T YOU!” she yells 

“why do you care?” I ask

“cause I need to know these things, you get caught it comes back to the house and to me you know” she yells

“Your just mad you didn’t think off it” I sigh “your just mad If I smoke with him you cant steal it!” I yell

“Ohh fuck off, the only reason you went up there was to try and get a smoke off him” she yells

“so! he knows that! I know that whats the problem?” I ask

“the fact your fucking him for drugs” she yells

“like you dont do that with luke” I sigh

“No I love luke” she says back

“yeah and I…Uh…I dont know how I feel about thomas all I know is he has weed and a fucking good cock so you know what fuck it I’m having both” I smirk grabbing my stuff out my room going out the flat going down the the take away at the bottom of the flats and getting a tone off food and going all the way up knocking on thomas’ door

“knowone home” he yells

“It’s me you idiot let me in” i laugh and he opens the door a bit confused still half naked 

“has it already been a week?” he asked

“no it’s been a hour thomas” I laugh

“Ohh….okay?” he says back

“I kinda lost it at Lilly, can I stay with you?” I ask

“and how would you be paying for rent, water, heat exceptera for you staying here?” he asks

“I brought take out” I smile 

“okay, thats maybe one hour” he laughs

“Uhh I will uhhhh….do your laundry?” I ofer

“your at 24 hours” he shurgs

“when I get paid I’ll go half with you on a bag of premium” I offer

“thats about four days” he shrugs

“Uhh you can fuck me as much as you want? and I’ll suck you off as much as you want?” I offer

“so what like a girlfriend?” he asks and I smirk and nod “your up to the foreseeable future” he laughs “come on” he smirks opening the door more for me

[insidethemindofjoey]

Update

So it’s been a while, probs a year. Just wanted to do a little update because I've been feeling weird lately. Some days I’m extremely happy and some days I'm just really depressed. I don’t know what’s going on, but I need to figure it out. So since the last time I posted I got shoulder surgery to repair my torn labrum, and uncle mark passed away. I’m still living with E and it sucks so bad. I wish he was here and I miss you so much uncle Mark. I know it’s a little better now but I would say I never got the full effect of your passing. At your funeral I lost it and couldn't stop crying out of control. It was embarrassing but at the time I didn't care. I love you and I didn't know that I did. Fast forward to now, I'm typing this on my MacBook which I love. E is still struggling which is sad and I know she is crazy strong for still hanging on. I couldn't even imagine. 

Ok so my feelings, today I just finished watching 13 reasons why for the 2nd time, and I have to say that series really hit home for me. IDK why but I feel like that show messed me up. I feel so sad everytime I think about it, and when I hear that soundtrack song - the night we met. I just feel like I experienced it and I miss Hannah baker. I know it sounds stupid but IDK WHY!!!! I feel like I'm losing it. Today is one of those days where I feel depressed. Actually its been like that lately. I’ve decided to give up the military career and move to LA to start an acting career. I think I've always been a good actor, but it never even clicked. I would say I can get into a role and really feel what the character is feeling. I feel like I could be a good looking asian in the Hollywood industry, and I'm not being conceited its just what I think. But anyways, 13 reasons really messed me up. I relate ALOT to all those suicide issues. I never admitted it, but idk if its the weed or what but there was a time where I felt like giving up. I just felt numb, felt nothing, no emotions, just wanted to give up, and yes.. I'll admit I kind of wanted to join the military to die. This is heavy so I'm sorry, but it’s the truth. After watching this show, it brought those feelings back and I just feel like shit right now. I also feel this sense of loss, like I wish I was there for Hannah baker.. dumb I know. Work sucks, been working overtime for a long time and still am not making what they offered me when I first took the job. I just want to move out and move to LA already. Still living with E, but I should be moving out soon because she's finding a new house. Dammit, I always feel like I go through these mood swings but thats why I document it. I just hope and I really do hope everything works out. I also found God. I believe now, which I probably have to say I never didn’t, but I never gave him a chance I guess, idk. I pray every now and then and hope everyone I love and care about is happy and taken care of. I sometimes do have those thoughts where I think what would happen if I'm gone but I'm stupid. IDK what happened, must be a stage because of that show it brought out these buried feelings. But these feelings did exist, I believe I hid them so good, pretended I was happy, even though inside I was truly in pain and just done with everything. Dam, I remember feeling so numb and cam even mentioned it.. I was at the store buying something and he said he came up to me and tried to scare me but I didn't even give a reaction. I believe I was using weed to numb myself, but honestly IDK, when I think of dark times it was when I was moved out. I’m glad I'm out of there but I really hope I'm not heading towards that direction again. Man idk I feel like I let everyone down. I don't talk to my friends really.. maybe a text every other month.. I avoid them when I go to Vegas. IDK WHY!!! I know they feel it too, and when they visit they hit me up but I make an excuse... even though I could really go see them if I wanted. Man also I need to get fit. Been going to the gym at 2am because I work at 5 so I need time to workout and commute is an hour. Been eating so little too.. just had no appetite. I used to have everything figured out. I really can't get Hannah baker out of my head... I've been so emotional idk why.

May 7th 2017, 7;55

[somedaypast-thesunset]

this morning i watched him simply turn to his mother, "oh yeah did i tell you about the bin" - a source of financial frustrations for him. and that brief moment, that opportunity and ability to turn to someone and say hey, heres this thing at a drop of a hat. i really yearn for that. most if not all of my current connecrions eith people are totally false. theres no substance or genuine care. theres just this surface level like you dont want to see a dog withiut water but youre not going to adopt the dog. lately ive felt extremely isolated - i dont know if its even worth talking about. i dot know if talking about it will solve it or make it easier. i guess i think abiut this one tidbit of advice his mother got, its about creating and living in a new normal. what was once normal for you is over and you have to create a new normal for you. so my new normal is spending a lot of time alone. even if i worked, perhaps itd bother me less because id be distracted and tired and that in itself is sad. no matter what there is an extreme looming sadness. why the fuck does any of this matter, why do i care - why should i go on? whats the purpose of going on? what do i have besides the belief thst "everything is out there for me" as if i magixally decided to hibernste and ignore what opportunities i had available. i am a god damn termite to people. im just like.. this thing that hovers around and sucks your resources but you feel bad for it so you let it go. lately ive noticed the air of desperstion i carry. i want to be around people. i want to care and be cared for. i want to be active in someones life and have someone message me and ask me whats up on a regular basis and just.. you kbow, care. but the more i want it the more people have turned away. i offer everything for it laid out in front of me - my house, my food, what little money i have, the opportunities i manage to come up with - i just keep offering it all out so i can have it in return. or maybe just a portion of it. i believe im worthy of love. i dont live in such a state of depression; i have a variety of interests, i hold good conversations about politics and life and philosophy, i am creatively ralented and my domestic skills are top notch as are my hosting skills. i am worthy of love. but i am not receiving it. i am inherently shielded from love. like its sketchy and gross. like im a diseased animal. maybe they want to love me but they cant because im a person who cant be loved. i want to go out and do things with people but i am not invited. i dont even think its a personal thing, i think they coukd even think i wont have the means or care to be involved. sometimes i dont. but im never asked out for a coffee or a drink. my friendships come by happenstance, as they always have, and thoee hwppenstance friendships have never lasted. why am i never asked oto do interesting or fun things? not even free things? im isolated and im constantly constantly constantly reaching out for something. just wow, thank you for talking to me. like i have to beg people to hang out, double, triple check they didnt forget and once im there they busy themselves with anything but a direct connection to me. i watched this right to die documentary. it was focused towards mental and unseen health issues and the argument was made that perhaos in sone of these cases, if they expended as much energy tryi to help them live as they did helping them die, the might actully not want to die. but i think society ca be like that. they would rather help you die, little by little, piece by piece, than expend the energy to help you live. i realized i am very different from others thiugh. people tend to accept a very small amount of "help" as sonething large and amazing that they did. they donated, had a coffee eith a friend whos been down for months, did a birthday psrty gig cheap etc. but i would literally accept them into my house right now and bathe them and feed them and give them my clothes and make them a bed and listen to them cry for hours endlessly. this is without question. all they have to do is ask. maybe not even ask - ill offer if i think theyy could use it. because it hurts me not to. i feel really anxiously guilty and it will be invasive to my life knowing i didnt give everything i couldve to a person i thiught needed help that i had grown a bond eith. THATS how ive been walked on for a long time. i alloeed it, maybe asked for it, because i believe in helping. i know how bad life is. i live in the trenches of it. i dont want to see another person suffer the same way. i think id gut myself and give a kidney to someone i loved. life is too hard and i feel too much. once you know what true loneliness is, it really changes you as a person. it changes and shifts your perspective and at times i feel like i want to be the most genrrous person, thst im moved by suffering but at other times i am bitter. absolutrly bitter towards the world around me. why is there suffering and why is it sonlarge you cant do anythint abiut it. why could i say every person i know is "crazy" - no one is crazy . everyone truly is exactly the way they needed o be to survive this long. they developed their own coping skills and theyre more than likelt a total inconvinience to everyone else. which makes it "crazy" i was called neurotic. im not crazy, im neurotic. why am i bothered. why. why do i care. i dont care. thats the problem. i "care" because my environment forced me not to care to a point that everything is utterly futile. i cannot find a purpose to care. i dont care about having things. i dont. i barely care about eating. i barely care about affording smokes. these are things i "want" at rhe very least and nothing pushes me for it. nothing gets me up and solving these problems. nothing makes me feel like any of this is important eniugh to have and experience and be. why? in the end , theres nothing. i cannot get over the pure nothingness ahead of me. thats reqllt driving my anxiety. to me, i see nothing. i dont see myself with this job or career i want to be apart of, actively socializing and existing, i dont see myself living in an apartment or basement or shack or trailer, i dont see a family, no children, no reliability, no stability. is it my environment. is it the people i know. is it my city. is it the country. how do i solve this. what can i do to create purpose? i went out, i joined clubs, i put on shows, i picked up hobbies, i met new people, worked new gigs, experienced new romances but to what purpose. what do i do now. how do i enjot life? i admired his ability to enjoy life as is. like he takes joy in small things and everything is meaningful and worth value. he created purpose in his work and drive. he still does. i want that. at the very least. start small, right? i want to find wonder and joy in my world. i want to feel what he feels; going hiking, bike riding, buileing things, playing games, friendships - theres just like accomplishment in it. i try to implement this, regularly. i really try. a d being poor makes it easy because you learn to appreciate things alot more. i am so grateful for the ability to have what i have. and i create these scenarios and try to appreciate its novelty, i guess. like painting in an artists studio in a gallery. it should be an experience, something creative and inspiring. but no matter how hard i try to shine the experience, its nothing more than a gsthering space for fuck ups. i hate it. i hate it but how do i change it and what do i want. what do i want so i know the path to take for it. i willingly try new things with ease becahse i hope itll be the thing. something will click and this will be it but im 27 yrs old and ive had many experiences thst led to nothing. always nothing. and i grasp. i like cats. maybe ill work in a pet store. but thats crazy, a pet store is mearly retail and retail is nothing more than stocking shelves and talking to people. othing to do with cats. do i go to school? do i dedicate my being for the welfare of cats? is it that important to my life? do i cook? professionally? what about baking? a greenhouse? floral designer? "just get -a- job". fine. fine. fine. get -a- job, but then what? i can eat but i have no desire to. i can buy nice things, go places - have no desire to. fantastic, im not a burden to anyone - the real goal. but i have nothing. and its so hard, so fucking hard to comprehend nothing when you know something. i never imagined the reality of nothing on such a level. ever. i knew it would come, but the heavy reality of it is something i never couldve known. so no one understands having a tangible "something" and feeling nothing. what is a nice house. what is a nice car. what is luxury and why does it matter and why dont i feel the same way about it? its nice, its easy, its beautiful- i see it. but why doesnt it make me feel the same way it does him and my exs and my friends. why dont i care? i think.. 5 hours ahead of me, really. i try to think a day or so ahead but i never go through with anything i think ill do a day from now. who knows what will happen. who knows if i get an opportunity for honest interacrion, who knows if i earn money - but i know in five hours ill still be here. ill probably want weed. ill probably want food. maybe ill be tired and sleep early or nap until someone bothers to acknowledge me. maybe they wont, but thatll be for me in five hours to deal with and itll start over again. working paycheck to paycheck is nothing like living hour to hour. i am in the absolute worst position of my life, bar none. i have never been so bad off, so depressed, so hopeless for such a long period of time. i am totally lost. always. j

[stinkrascal]

Ok so I was thinking about your sims again 👉🏾👈🏾 and um ok so ik you said tarek's love language is romantic acts of service, but what about the others? Also like what would be their ideal first date? And how would they react to other people flirting with their partner? Like ik vlad would commit a murder, but what about brie 👀 ?

i actually listed all their love languages here!! but ideal dates?? jealousy??? OMG!! im gonna ramble so hard!! so i’ll put all this under a cut :’)))

vlad - a) vlad’s ideal date would be like... an idyllic picnic in a field, listening to soft music, chillin in the sun n eatin fruit n drinkin wine :-) all that sappy shit!! b) u know vlad. he will unalive u if u disrespect his wife. the truest simp. but anyways yes he is a very jealous person, sometimes it’s a little excessive and brie has to yell at him, to which he eventually realizes that he’s being unreasonable and he’ll step back. he really doesn’t try to be that way, sometimes he honestly just can’t help it. since he was alone for centuries, he’s extremely over protective of his family and can find pretty much any reason to dislike any man who so much as glances in breanna’s direction. his jealousy never stems from fear that breanna will cheat on him, but more so from his belief that pretty much every man on the planet is trying to bed his wife LMAO lowkey breanna loves the attention :’))

breanna - a) honestly, she’s very easy to please. just get takeout n get in bed n smoke a bowl n watch movies with her n she will be happy! ;w; b) brie is surprisingly not that jealous, like if someone finds vlad attractive shes like... well of course? look at him? Lmaoooo. unless someone poses a significant threat to their relationship, she doesnt see a reason to get worked up. like she knows how hard vlad simps u know, this man canonically KILLED her ex-boyfriend to be with her so like? she doesnt feel any reason to get upset if someone finds vlad attractive, bc she knows at the end of the day her husband is crazy obsessed w her and her alone so like <3

lucien - a) winery art galleries!! u know like where you go to art exhibits that have wine tastings!!!! sometimes they have those cute delicious tiny little cheeses that r just so good n fancy!!! going to that, then maybe takin a stroll around the park in the evening, then ending the night w a home-cooked meal. b) hes a touch possessive, but its all in good faith :’) if someone flirts with his WIFE he only feels it necessary that he puts them in their place and lets them know that she is, in fact, MARRIED!! like vlad, a true simp

gen - a) skatepark at night, long past closing time. its oddly serene, despite the faint threat of being caught. gen personally finds the parks lingering smell of cigarettes and weed very comforting. b) they r passive-aggressively jealous. they say theyre not a jealous type, but if the girl theyre talkin to is talkin to someone else, theyre like... ok. 😒😒😒

carlile - a) chiefin big rips then going to eat at a buffet....... he will eat so many frog legs like so fucking many!! then goin to see a movie in one of those big movie theaters and seein like a marvel movie or whatever. just somethin trite and theatrical with many, many explosions. b) not aggressively jealous, but his insecurities can sometimes get the best of him in arguments and sometimes he projects his fears that tarek will leave him for someone else, which isnt good u know but like :(( what can u do

nikolai - a) waking up with the sun and traveling to the largest museum he can find, followed by brunch at some hole-in-the-wall café tucked away in the city. the long drive home is spent listening to low-quality psychedelic indie rock, and when he and abigail arrive home, they nap for at least three hours. b) nikolai’s not really a jealous type, and abigail’s pretty clingy, so he doesn’t really have a reason to be jealous. although, when he's severely provoked, he’s prone to that tone of voice where it sounds as though you can’t choose between screaming, or crying.

klaus - a) perusing the local record shop, buying as many used vinyl he can possibly fit in his book sack, and listening to the new purchases in the dim-lit light of his bedroom while talking and napping in between. if he’s really into you, he’ll sing your favorite song—he might even play it on the guitar, too, if he can remember the chords. b) again, not much of a jealous type. most of his relationships have been nothing more than flings anyways, so he doesn’t often have the attachment to someone that would make him jealous, seeing as his relationships are often not exclusive.

anastasia - a) a long, early-morning walk through the aquarium, taking an extra long break to observe the sea turtles swimming about their tanks. she’ll gladly share all of her expansive sea turtle facts with you, if you promise to buy her a stuffed animal from the gift shop. afterwards, strolling downtown to shop in all the antique stores, then ending the date with lunch at her favorite restaurant. pls just let her talk your ear off and she’ll be satisfied. b) annie’s actually REALLY possessive, especially over her friends. she’s the type of person who will get offended if anyone else tries to say vaughn and caspian are their best friends, because, no? those are HER best friends? she’s never had a boyfriend before, but she can imagine she’d be just as possessive, if not more possessive, over someone she loved romantically. she takes from vlad :’)

ilya - a) he is literally like 1 yr old. he doesnt go on dates silly. when hes old enough to go on dates his dream date will be committing arson together <3 so romantic b) im sure he’ll be jealous af when hes older unless i forget u know we’ll see whenever he ages up yeah!!!!!!

bonnie - a) moving all the furniture in the living room, turning the radio up extra loud, and dancing to old-timey music!! then cooking a nice, healthy meal at home and watching reality tv while doing face masks. maybe ending the night w a nice bath fit for two <3 b) especially with her pregnancy, she’s been VERY jealous lately!! small things can trigger her jealousy, and sometimes she finds it difficult to be her usual, rational self when those feelings arise. luckily, it’s very easy to talk her out of this state, so she gets over these fits of jealous relatively quickly ;-;

 tarek - a) driving out into the forest, setting up tents in the middle of nowhere, and snuggling tight beside the crackling fire while watching the night settle. then waking early the next morning to go for a small hike towards the natural lakes scattered about. if carlile is too tired to walk, tarek simply carries him. :’)) b) level-headed as he is, jealousy doesn’t come to him often. it would take a lot to provoke him, and his relationship with carlile is so secure that he doesn’t really feel there’s a need to be jealous

abigail - a) midday trips to the mall with nikolai’s credit card in hand as he shamelessly lets her pick out anything she wants from any store she can possibly enter. she’s always sure to pick out a few outfits she’s certain he’ll love :’)). then going to get smoothies, yes nikolai’s paying for the smoothies too <3 b) abigail is extremely jealous, though she’s desperately trying to ease this habit. especially with nikolai moved to britechester, living with a female roommate, her jealousy often gets the best of her, and believe me when i say it isn’t pretty. she’s prone to dramatic outbursts, and she’ll even feel the urge to enact revenge (aka, cheat on you) if she feels you’ve truly cheated on her. she has to see and speak to nikolai often to have peace of mind, but even then, she often has her moments of insecurity. :((

caspian - a) watching some indie art film at a drive-in movie theater, binging on over-buttered popcorn and gas station hot dogs. if the weather allows for it, then he’ll lay a blanket out on the bed of his truck and lie back with his date, gazing at the stars, rambling about nothing. b) he’s a jealous type, but he doesn’t like admitting it. the truth is, though, it kills him to see someone he cares about with someone else. its just that he doesnt know how to express those feelings, so he often just shoves them away as if they dont exist at all. ;n;

vaughn - a) listen to him perform at one of his concerts, then let him fuck you in one of the bathroom stalls. a true romantic, i know. b) most of vaughn’s relationships are no-strings-attached anyways, so its rare for him to get jealous over a relationship thats already open to begin with. even when he did have partners in the past, he was never the type to be overly protective of his significant other

cooper - a) ok idc about cooper HAHA so like idk nobody is taking this man on a date anyways who cares. idk smoke a bowl with him in his car then go eat at a fancy restaurant that sounds like a very cooper bauer date to have yeah ok we’ll go with that b) he gets jealous but like in a baby way u know. if he thinks you’re into someone that isn’t him he’ll just bawl his eyes out and be like WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! IS IT BECAUSE IM ONLY 5′6″!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes cooper it is because youre only 5′6″ im sorry short king

wolfgang - a) going around his neighborhood late at night and poking holes in all the tires parked in the streets. yes, that’s super illegal. no, he doesn’t care. yes, this is considered a date for wolfgang. keep up. afterwards, maybe he’ll sneak you up to his bedroom so you guys can watch rick and morty... cuddle. b) i feel like im gonna spoil something if i answer this fully. so. lets just say. Yes he is very jealous :)