gabbyshere

[gabbyshere]

Kaz: Does it count as daddy issues if i just don’t have a dad?

Y/n: In your case? Yes.

[gabbyshere]

Nina: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

[gabbyshere]

My sole purpose in life is to convince people to read Six of Crows

[gabbyshere]

Kaz: Y/n, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?

Y/n: I need to do it more often.

Kaz: Exactly.

[gabbyshere]

Jesper: I want someone to neck me.

Wylan: As in to hang by the neck; strangle; kill, eliminate, or the other meaning, to make love; to intently kiss or cuddle; to canoodle?

Jesper: Surprise me.

[gabbyshere]

Kaz: I was taught to think before I act.

Kaz: So if I kill you, rest assured, I have thought about it and decided it's right.

[gabbyshere]

Y/n: You have to apologize to them.

Kaz: Fine.

Kaz: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[gabbyshere]

Nina: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Kaz: I’m a knife.

Y/n: He's a little spoon.

[gabbyshere]

Kuwei, angrily: Fuck Wylan!

Jesper: I’m trying.

[gabbyshere]

Wylan: We're gonna die.

Jesper: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Wylan. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. Huh? Look at that chiselled jaw!

[gabbyshere]

Wylan: Seduction's not my strong point.

Jesper: Seduction's easy once you know the basic principles. There's nothing to it.

Wylan: Oh, really? Well, I don't see a crowd of women following you around.

Jesper: Why would I want a crowd of women following me around?

[gabbyshere]

Y/n: Good morning!

Kaz: Is it? Is it really?

[gabbyshere]

Nina: I'm cold

Matthias: Here, take my jacket

Inej: I'm cold too

Kaz: *Sets the world on fire*

[gabbyshere]

Kaz: How did this happen?!

Jesper: Look, in my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kaz: But wasn’t Y/n with you?!

Y/n: Well, in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[gabbyshere]

Matthias: We all have our demons

Matthias, pointing to Kaz: That one's mine.

[gabbyshere]

Wylan: What does "take out" mean?

Nina: Food.

Inej: Dating.

Kaz: Murder.

Jesper: It can be all three if you're bold enough.

[gabbyshere]

Wylan: [eating a cinnamon roll]

Jesper: Cannibalism.

Wylan: [confused chewing noises]