#imatroll

[randomnonesince]

Y’all, I’m trolling on trumps version of twitter 💀

[astrophe-elegy]

For my 666th post, I feel this photo is suitable 🖤 I’m being a tad over dramatic, but whatever 🖕🏻😁 • • • • #killstar #killstarclothing #killstarco #baphomet #metal #marduk #blackmetal #666thpost #imatroll #edgy #girlswithtattoos #girlswithpiercings https://www.instagram.com/p/BsloELmgW9h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hl9apmr05715

[realpouet]

• We have all this type of friend urg. Now I will post "quality" here BC I saw my account was like 💩 fufu It's a kind of restructuration ! And you, what was your worst social mistake haha ? #firefox #newyear #mistakes #travel #funnyfriends #troll #imatroll #fuckingtruck https://www.instagram.com/p/BtBACwhhPOT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=156ektg4x7pd1

[repostsandramblings]

Imma leave a quick one off thing from my Fantroll thing here. It has next to no context, but that's whatever I just need to get this interaction out of my head lmao

An interaction between Hellia and The Music Man.

You name is Hellia Nardam, and you are PISSED. So pissed in fact, that you completely abandon your friends and go to be pissed off in the now empty gathering tree. You sit down on one of the stumps in the hall. Staring at the elaborate mixture of nature and technology. Akkian being stubborn as fuck about not wanting some sterile ass concrete box to ruin his land seems to have given way for, what you consider, to be a very snazzy deco style. What were you mad about again? Oh yeah, Propin, being the prick he is, FUCKING BROKE YOUR HOOK AND DIDN'T HAVE THE GUYS TO TELL YOU! That tiny prick. The fact he lied pisses you off more the fucking hook. Hooks are ultimately replaceable. Doesn't matter to you if it's from an alchemiter or the skilled hands of a professional craftsmen.

Either way, you need a moment to chill the fuck out. So you resign yourself to the hall. There you notice the piano in the corner of the room and, right next to it, the record player. You never understood why Xennox was so fascinated with the stupid thing. That tech is ancient and no where near as good as the pristine music of a piano that literally right next to it. You decide to prove this fact to yourself, a distraction always helps you with anger! You start playing one of, if not, the greatest songs to ever exist, at least in your humbly objective opinion. "+I+ans fall on the keys" truly, a beautiful song encapsulating all the beauty of the piano. Regardless, you begin playing, the song flowing through you like a gentle wave, crashing and hitting shore, but always returning to it's place of origin. Then you hear the crackle of the record player pick up. You immediately stop and lol around.

°XENNOX? IF THAT'S YOU I'LL ©®A©K YOU® SPINE IN TWO FO® FU©KING UP MY ®YTHM!°

But there was no response. The record player continued crackling, as if it was trying to play something.

°WHAT A PAIN. GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SHUT THAT THING UP.°

You get up from your seat and slowly approach the record player. It's silver thoroughly tarnished and it's once deep black paint worn and giving way to the wook underneath, somehow still holding itself together. Then you notice something peculiar, the arm isn't down. It isn't anywhere near the record, hell, the record isn't even spinning. You state at it, confused.

°THE HELL? THATS FU©KING WEI®D.°

Suddenly the crackling stops, and gives way to a deep sigh. You are stunned. Did that fucking record player just SIGH??? You scramble to get your thoughts together and say something, anything, but then, you hear a voice ring out

{IGuessTheyCan'tHearMe.WhatAShame.ThatPianoWorkWasBeautiful.}

You snap back to reality and immediately respond

°HEY!! YOU GET YOU® ASS BA©K HE®E YOU GLUBBING ASSHAT!°

You hear faint footsteps then the sound of someone clearing their throat

{Oh,MyApologies.IThoughtYouCouldntHearMe.}

°WELL I HEA® YOU NOW!°

{Um...OhDearWhereShouldIStart?...Well,HelloIGuess.SorryIfImAwkward,BeingAloneDoesThingsToYou.}

°WELL, HOW ABOUT WE PLAY A GAME OF ANSWE® MY FU©KING QUESTIONS? FIRSTLY, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN A RECORD PLAYER!?°

You try to sound angry, but you're more intrigued than anything. This is one of the most surreal experiences of your life, I mean, you're having a conversation with a fucking RECORD PLAYER.

{Oh,Yes,OfCourse,Well,ImATroll,ImAPrinceOfVoid,AndDueToCertainCircumstancesIDoNotWishToDiscuss,IAmHere}

°WHAT KIND IF NON ANSWE® IS THAT???? GIVE ME MO®E TO WO®K WITH!!!°

{Well,YouSee,IAmSimplyNotComfortableSharingMore.IApologise.}

What. The. Fuck. Now you're pissed off. This mother fucker really just outright refused to tell you the truth. How the fuck does he expect you to even listen to him!? He must be a fucking idiot.

°CAN I AT LEAST GET A NAME? HAVE SOME DE©EN©Y AT LEAST YOU GLUBBIN BULGE SU©KE®!°

You hear the feint sound of a gasp.

{YouCanCallMeTheMusicMan.IveLostTheHonorOfMyProperNameLongAgo.Also,IReallyDontAppreciateYourCrudeInsults.YouShouldBeMoreRespectfulYouPissbloodedMongrel!}

You hear the clicks and growls. He's cursing you out in sea language! Little does he know, he's cursing out a fuschia blood. You immediately start clicking at him right back him, mixing in growls and snarls to assert a level of superiority over him. His tone immediately changes.

{MyMannersMustHaveLeftMe.IApologizeForInsultingYou.Listen,IHaveBeenTrappedInHereForALongWhile.Listen,IMustGo.MyConnectionIsGettingVeryHardtoHold.ImExaughsted.PlayThatSongWhenYouWantToTalkAndIllTryToReachOut.}

Before you can object, the arm suddenly lowers and the record spins, the music droning on as you try to process what happened. You can't even tell if you're pissed off or not. You hear your communicator ping. Guess it's time to return to your friends. You'll need to study this more. Maybe Titana can help! Music seems to be a vital part of this shit, so having a musician will more than likely help greatly.

Fin

Thanks for reading!! I hope this isn't totally incomprehensible lmao

I'll have more posts about my fantrolls out soon. Hopefully it won't be very messy

[attraper-un-poisson-chat]

@MsWhatever20: @CherryLimeade_3 @JustJenJennifer @itsnotmyfault7 @surfklutz @Blue_canary_art @notbatmanyet Yes, she did beg to stay after pleading "Please let me stay. I'll never ever be a busybody again." #Fail The password is "imatroll."

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[geekyweed]

I woke up like dis. For real. That bed head won’t be tamed. I’m trying to get better at loving myself... But FUCK I have the weirdest face! 😩 ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ #iwokeuplikethis #feelinmyself #jk #imatroll #alternativeblackgirl #girlswhosmoke #girlswithplugs #girlswithtattoos #girlswithpiercings #girlswhokissgirls #girlswithcurves #chubbydarling #potheadprincess #septumsweetheart #melanin #blackgirlmagic #atlantalife #atlien #lazyeye #amblyopia #hyperpigmentation #acnescars #iusealotofhashtags #iknow #sorrynotsorry https://www.instagram.com/p/BpPUZmtFWLq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bswym0lh0llx

[lissy-ann]

Hung out by myself under a bridge today. Why? Just because I can. #imatroll

[kgarharhar-blog]

A wild bed ninja has appeared! #hibernation #imatroll #allsleepzone #nofilter #timetogoout

[icanbefunny-sometimes]

Look at this badass posing with 1D! #onedirection #hethoughtitwasapicture #imatroll #canthisgoviral

[thisismichy-blog-blog]

that time my childhood crush tweeted me and I find out 3 years later. No idea what I said but I sure feel like an ass lol 😕😪 #devonsawa #imatroll #haha