#implausiblynaive

[floweremojifound]

@implausiblynaive 🥞

"MORTY! A new breakfast place opened up in town!! AND they make bear shaped pancakes. They look SO cute!!" Ah, so this is what she was so excited about! ....After a moment she remembered to stop rattling him.

"OOPS. Sorry." Apologetically, she brushed him off.

[atakeflight]

❛ Soooo, hows your attempt at 'no trouble friday' or whatever going? I think grandpa is now purposefully sending shit our way to put an end to it, outside there is like some sort of alien cluster fuck. want some cheetos? ❜ she moved into his room without even asking, and sat down on his bed. She knew from Grandpa Rick's cards that this wasn't technically her brother, and that her brother was dead. But, he looked just LIKE her brother, and --- no, fuck what the universe said, this was her brother.

morty asked for one big sister / @implausiblynaive

[nadinehunt]

@implausiblynaive ... liked here.

"dude, you look like you've seen a ghost." they pause for a second, and eyes widen. "holy shit, did you see a ghost?!"

[advnterccs-archive]

@implausiblynaive has encountered a drunk Rick || S.C

At the work bench, Rick worked on a device. His eyes unfocused, hands hastily messing around with the inner workings. He's mumbling to himself, angrily and glaring down at the task. "---Gonna - gonna fucking kill all of them, I-I don't give a fuck." Is whispered under his breath.

[1-800-for-evil]

HEADCANON ★ Devil would be genuinely disconcerted to meet someone who was soulless, yet seemed ( for the most part ) to be doing fine. For Devil, souls are an important commodity, because they are the essence of a person’s being — you can make anyone do anything for you if they don’t have a soul, because they won’t care about their own well-being anymore, or that of the things and persons who used to be close to them.

More souls = more mindless, impressionable slaves wandering around to do the Devil’s bidding. And sometimes, Devil just thinks it’s fun to watch people suffer even if he doesn’t make them do anything after they’ve sold ( or otherwise lost ) their soul to him.

Someone retaining autonomy and some semblance of emotions after they’ve lost their soul is just unnatural, in Devil’s opinion.

[animatedxdisaster]

@implausiblynaive​​ asked for Summer!

“MORTY DIDN’T YOU ALREADY do the whole ‘no soul’ thing with grandpa Rick with the whole detox thing?”

[fordsixerpines]

A Chance Encounter || closed RP

@implausiblynaive

Stanford Pines was out and about in the forests of Gravity Falls, hunting down the illusive hide-behind, after his 5th cup of coffee of the day. Journal in hand, the man had walked for hours in the depths of this forest, yet any close call he’d had had proven to be a false alarm.

Ford was just about to turn back when he heard a noise from just outside of his line of sight-- a rustling of leaves. A footstep, perhaps? The young researcher took a breath and moved toward the source of the noise.  “Come on Stanford-- it’s likely just a Plaidypus, or another gnome, get a hold of yourself-” He gave himself a pep talk as he persisted toward this unknown noise.

[the-trxangle-guy]

@implausiblynaive​ [Cont. from X]

“PERFECT! I JUST NEED YOU  TO SIGN SOME PAPERS FIRST! MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THIS OFFICIAL, RIGHT?” Really it was more for the demon’s sake. The more binding the deal the harder it would be for any third party to steal it back. Even so, the triangle materialized a parchment and a quill pen for the nervous kid. Does he even have enough energy to sign it?

[jeezricks]

@implausiblynaive​,  starter  call.

“  ...  will  you  please  just  talk  this  out  with  me?  morty,  y---  you  can’t  keep  pushing  everyone  away  with  these---  these  goddamn---  monotone,  lifeless,  bullshit  answers,  when  they’re  telling  you  that  they’re  worried  about  you!  ”  

it’s  unnatural  to  see  another  iteration  of  himself  so  detached  from  the  overwhelming  emotional  overload,  the  suffocating  empathy  mortys  as  a  whole  find  their  nature  encompassed  by,  as  a  general  rule.  c-136  frowns  deeply  at  his  dimensional  neighbour,  huffing  out  a  sharp  breath  in  a  show  of  frustration.  

“  look,  if  you  can  convince  me  you’re  actually  better  off  like  this,  i’ll  lay  off.  seriously.  i  won’t  give  you  any  more  shit  over  your,  y’know,  questionable  decision  to  sell  your  soul  to  a--  to  a  nacho.  but  right  now,  you’re---  you’re  bumming  me  the  fuck  out,  dawg.  i  don’t  get  it.  help  me  understand.  ”

[betterthanmorty]

morticia be like “i hate morty” and then secretly stops by his dimension once a week to make sure he’s still alive

[duvidc]

                 “   DON’T   TELL   ME   -   You   actually   believe   that   ,   you’re   not   that   STUPID   .    ”  

          The   sentence   leave   with   thin   worded   expertise   ,   digits   find   their   vice   upon   the   rim   of   a   glass   ,   head   tilting   to   the   side   as   your   vision   DARKENS   with   the   realization   of   the   moments   to   come   .   A   sigh   flutters   past   your   lips   as     eyes     glint   to   scan   upon   the   boy   before   you  -   such   a   SHAME   . 

                     “ All of you are the same . You all DISSAPOINT . ”     [ @implausiblynaive​   SC !   ]

[defactomatriarch-a2]

@implausiblynaive​ from here

“H--” 

“Y-You did what?”

[smithandsmith]

“MORTY!”  It’s WONDERFUL seeing his grandson again!  “You’ll never believe it-- it’s an amazing thing!”  Leonard drops his suitcases on the floor at Morty’s feet.  “We’re here to stay ‘till the new year!”

[pocketfullofvoices]

implausiblynaive​ liked your post “STARTER CALL”

The alien cat wouldn’t bring up the last time they had a conversation together. What a shitty day that was. It would be the last time Squanchy ever hosted a wedding on his planet too. What was Squanchy up to these days? The alien didn’t know himself. Everyday was a different day and it was always different. Seeing Morty without Rick did make his whiskers twitch but he wouldn’t ask. It was better to see a Morty without Rick than with. Plus it wasn’t his business. After the wedding Squanchy was a little too sore about Rick most days.

“Heeey Morty! What’s up my lil squanch?”

[rosadiaboli]

@implausiblynaive​ 💖’d

“You are a child.”

[dehorned]

In which Hellboy nonchalantly agrees to take a selfie with these two weirdos because he’s Cool with It™️ but oops, the camera’s wonky - ( based here  for @implausiblynaive​ & @therealricksanchezpleasestandup )