#in an old simulator I ran a little while ago it shipped Ryusae sooooo hard

[hiorintruther]

I threw the bllk characters into the Hunger Games simulator for a bit of fun and the simulator accidentally created the most random rarepair I’ve ever seen: Hiori x Kaiser.

These two started their tragic love tale on the first night. Kaiser convinced Hiori to snuggle with him… the next day though, something must’ve happened. That treacherous Kaiser must’ve been tricking Hiori because Kunigami was tending to Hiori’s wounds and Kaiser was having his shit stolen by Isagi (good for Isagi). Nothing happened for a little while — Hiori killed Anri, Kaiser did whatever Kaiser does — BUT THEN on night 3… Kaiser invited Hiori into his shelter! Was it another trick? Was Hiori naive for trusting the man who’d stabbed him in the back once before? Whatever it was though, it wasn’t malicious this time. Perhaps Kaiser was longing for the presence of another after Ness had died on day 2?

The two must’ve ended up staying together after this. Hiori practiced some archery and the two of them survived a pack of wolf mutts together. But, this was still the Hunger Games. Only one of them would survive in the end. Hiori cried himself to sleep while Kaiser looked at the night sky. What could possibly have been on Hiori’s mind? I’ll tell you what: TRAGEDY! He knew he couldn’t stay with Kaiser and was thinking forwards to the day when he might have to kill him.

The cornucopia was replenished with food and supplies. Kaiser and Hiori went together but were confronted by Kira. They fought. Hiori remembered his dilemma from the previous night. He thought back to that time when Kaiser betrayed him on night 1. This was the Hunger Games. Only one would survive. And so, he ran. He fled the scene, taking everything he needed while Kira mercilessly slaughtered Kaiser once and for all. The tragic love between Kaiser and Hiori died with him. Did Hiori ever truly love Kaiser? Or was this all payback for that initial betrayal?

Hiori went on to win the game! The simulator might be random but this is the funniest shit it’s spat out at me in a while.