#in being a useless and clueless lil gay

[nancylikesboobies]

doing something useful < making steddie memes

[bara-sen]

How the akashi family lives

Includes-: curse words, minor spoilers for comedic purposes, takeomi and his gay siblings(same), sanzu's real and happy personality, modern au, normal au without the delinquent and death shit. Takeomi slander, homophobia

This family is fucking chaotic

They all have their own rooms. Their father rarely comes home and they are motherless children.

Takeomi is the worst influence possible, benkei raised the kids

Like from preparing sanzu's bento box to getting senju dressed for kindergarten, benkei was the man.

Grandma didn't do shit, she was an old useless woman who only told kids to stfu

Senju and sanzu are very close, like they had no one to rely on so they're pretty close to each other

But they bicker alot

Like from throwing eggs on each other to senju exposing sanzu for eating the last piece of cake infront of takeomi

They fight alot

However in the end they've got each other, like there are some times when senju would just rant it out and sanzu's not the best person at comforting but he would give her a loose hug

YK sanzu would beat someone up for senju but senju already beats someone who doesn't treat her right so like-

Takeomi is a fucking shithead clueless asshole who's only work is to call out senju for being tomboy-ish and telling sanzu to be more outgoing

Also did I tell that sanzu's an emo? Like mf straight up listens to mcr and gets bullied by his lil sister AND grandma

They low-key shipped grandpa sano and grandma akashi but you didn't hear this from me haha

When senju first realised that she is into girls, she started hating the girl she liked which was apparently emma

And sanzu knew 💀 like mf could just sense the fact that senju's hate for emma is just underlying feelings

And being the obviously queer guy he is

“yk liking girls is actually a really cool thing?”

“what”

“girls liking girls is comforting, liking the same thing as you is comforting long as it's not your own sibling or a 40 year old tinder man”

Yeah senju accepted her fate. So emma and her are chill, emma still doesn't know that senju used to crush on her though

Sanzu's scars are actually when he tried to bite a knife at his first attempt at being an emo

Mikey advised him and now he cries because he thinks that sanzu got hurt because of him while sanzu thinks that they're cool asf

Senju and sanzu just sit down next to each other on sofa and talk about how fucking idiotic takeomi actually is

“you get no bitches”

-senju akashi, a 10 year old

Cue sanzu panicking

Senju backs sanzu up rq and saves his ass when takeomi is about to scold him

Also they shit on people from their school sm

“when i was your age”

- Haruchiyo akashi to senju akashi

Anyways takeomi sometimes emotionally supports them

like when sanzu got rejected by this person takeomi told him that rejection doesn't mean that he doesn't deserve love, maybe he'll find someone else I'm right here

Sanzu gave himself name because he wanted to be not like the other girls

Senju gave herself the name because their was like this balloon thingy where they'll give ballons free to one person only once and she changed her appearance and got two ballons, popped them by sitting on them as grandma akashi watched in horror

[unstoppablepjm]

My Ultimate Jikook Fic Rec Part 1

Hello everyone~

Finally! I’ll be starting my kookmin/jikook fic rec. This has taken quite a while and I have over 500 fics to share 😭I’ll be dividing my posts into different parts and hopefully when I read new ones, I can start posting them separately.

So again, some disclaimers before we start!

Most of the fics I read involve some pretty heavy tags and almost always involve smut (lmao sorry, I’m a heathen what can I say)

With that said, READ THE TAGS FOR EACH FIC. Remember kids: dead dove don’t eat. 

This compilation will include: one-shots (c*mshots hekhek), chaptered, on-going, completed, and discontinued (yes, sadistic i know).

There may be some fluff recs here. But don’t count on it.

I'll cut the summaries as much as I can so that you won't get the whole block of text some writers include ksjdkjs

Again, and I will not stress this enough, don’t come at me if there are fics with dubious tags. I am a pretty open-minded reader and I’ve read my sizeable share of dark, disturbing fics so if you see tags not for you, move along.

I won't tag side ships unless they're tagged as the main relationship too

Also, I’ll intersperse some personal comments/observation if I feel like it. Usually I have these if a fic is particularly good or if I love how it's written  😊

Here's the link to my previous fic rec post: My Ultimate Jikook One-shot Fic Rec

OKAY, LET’S GET IT!

You are my home | On-going (15/?) | by: Erika1694

Summary: Jungkook is an awkward guy who befriends his next door neighbour Taehyung. Things go well until Taehyung introduces him to Jimin after which Jungkook's world turns upside down and he starts questioning everything including his sexuality.

His Pup | On-going (7/?) | by:Cho_Ha

Summary:Park Jimin must be going crazy because there was no way this disheveled looking guy was the cute little puppy he used to feed everyday after his night shift at the restaurant. Or Park Jimin feeds a puppy and meets a naked-ass dude.

Eden Afterworld | On-going (22/?) | by:Hadefex

Summary:Driven by rage over the public execution of his law abiding parents, Jimin enters the elite military district under the guise of being a prized Omega Positive to come face-to-face with the one person he hates more than himself - High Commander Jeon Jungkook. In a world where being Neutral is about as useless as being dead, how far is Jimin willing to go to get revenge?

Comment: i LOVE the writer's big mind. this is ot5 before jikook happens tho ehehe so if ur not down with that, skip

My Honey, You Taste So Sweet | On-going (7/?) | by:MyHope (CutesyMe)

Summary:Where Jimin only wants to find his soulmate but there is a war threatening him every second of his life

PHASES | On-going (2/?) | by:disneykoo

Summary:It was 4:30pm on a sunny friday evening in the middle of Seoul with nobody noticing that Park Jimin, son of CEO Park Jaemin, got kidnapped in the span of 15 seconds.

Typhon.exe | On-going (5/?) | by:kookiepeach

Summary:When grey hat hacker Jeon Jungkook sees Park Jimin at a party, all he wants to do is find out just a little bit more.

Your heartbeats told me | Completed (27/27) | by:Linn_Linn

Summary:What starts off with hate, soon turns to something else as Jimin and Jungkook begin to meet in secret. But what happens when secrets no longer can be kept? Friends comes and goes, but what about soulmates?

Comment: OMG I LOVE THIS FIC SM!! the gay awakening, the jk POV, the character development, the twists UGH! love it

Stockholm Syndrome | On-going (9/15) | by:expensive_latTae

Summary:“P-please, I’m sorry, let me go!” “You’re mine now. I’ll only let you go in death Angel.” Jimin never understood the Jeon Mafia’s Heir’s twisted obsession with him, and when did the pulsing pain under his skin and the artificial cage he was locked up in become a sign of love.

Comment: I'm interested to see where this goes. Hopefully the writer hasn't abandoned this yet

I Want Your Heart, Not Just Body | On-going (27/?) | by:IlovewritingJikook

Summary:When his village is attacked, Jimin is captured made a slave where he is bought on a whim as a birthday gift, and his life takes a drastic turn. Third Prince, Jungkook receives a surprising birthday gift- a beautiful, human named, Jimin. But Jungkook has no use for a personal slave, however, Jungkook has no choice but to keep him. The Two find friendship and love when they least expect it but can love between a vampire and a slave survive the lies, deceit, and betrayal that looms around every corner of the palace?

Kindred | On-going (2/?) | by:serendiplini

Summary:Jeon Jeongguk, heir of the illustrious Jeon Enterprises, is sent to a sleepy lakeside town to stake out a location for a new shopping mall. Unfortunately, his search quickly reaches a dead end—literally—when he learns the previous owner of the property has passed away with an iron grip on the deed to the land. Luckily for him, it just so happens that his eccentric innkeeper Park Jimin has a way of communicating with the dead. For a price, of course.

Soul Mates | On-going *Abandoned?* (8/?) | by:SomewhereAnywhere

Summary:Jeon Jeongguk, heir of the illustrious Jeon Enterprises, is sent to a sleepy lakeside town to stake out a location for a new shopping mall. Unfortunately, his search quickly reaches a dead end—literally—when he learns the previous owner of the property has passed away with an iron grip on the deed to the land. Luckily for him, it just so happens that his eccentric innkeeper Park Jimin has a way of communicating with the dead. For a price, of course.

the heart of a siren | Completed (16/16) | by:namakemono

Summary:Beware of what you take from the sea. She is not a treasure to be plundered, but a dark, vast void that will swallow you up and think nothing of it.

Comment: What a damn wonderful fic. The merman!JM fic I've always wanted to read. Loved the writing, the plot and how each character was portrayed.

Blood, Love & Tears | On-going *Abandoned?* (9/?) | by:Iamconfusion

Summary:You would think Jimin's life is like any other broke, 23 years old university student.

He has the craziest bestfriends.

He works a waitersjob at a highclass club.

He caught the interest of Jeon Jungkook.

Maybe it’s not so ordinary afterall.

This is Another Jikook Mafia au.

Comment: I hate that the writer seems to have abandoned this but good lord this fic is HOT.

The Lost Kingdom of Crows | On-going (7/10) | by:Priska

Summary:Jimin, who belongs to the widely spread kingdom of swans, falls in love with the youngest heir of a small noble family despite knowing they can never be. Jungkook, the youngest and wildest Prince of the crows, doesn't care about rules and restrictions. Wars and politics. He wants Jimin anyway. He wants him, even if it results in a curse that'll follow them through time and into a different reality.

Comment: Cute fic.

Life As a Beta | On-going (4/?) | by:lapetitemortjm

Summary:“Who wanted to present as a Beta?” Park Jimin had shit for luck when his unrequited love happened to be Jeon Jeongguk, an Alpha.

Dark Paradise | Completed (13/13) | by:makimonojjk

Summary:Park Jimin has life sorted. He does. He has a good job, a lovely wife and two beautiful kids. When he starts working at one of the most dangerous prisons in Seoul, he begins to question many of his life choices. When a certain inmate, Jeon Jeongguk, gets into his head and makes him rethink his whole life he knows he's in big trouble.

Comment: I enjoyed this fic sm. I loved the unique setting and ohhh myy JM is so hot in this one.

Arrangement Null And Void | Completed (15/15) | by:Holymotherofduck

Summary:Jungkook is the prince of the north. Dutiful to his position and passionate about his kingdom. When his parents announce they have found him a partner he is not surprised it is a member of the south kingdom. They had spoken for years on a union between the two sides of their country. What he does not expect is for that person to be a prince, in the same position he is and with the same passion. Prince Park Jimin. Unfortunately their views differ greatly and Jungkook has little respect for the south's soft approach, but Jimin is a prince just like him and will not stand by and let him have his way.

Comment: Nice plot progression.

Nemesis: Love | Completed (18/18) | by:AttilaTheHun

Summary:Park Jimin works hard, and everyone knows it. His boss likes him, his coworkers adore him, and he knows it's just a matter of time until he graduates from the ranks of the desk farm and into something better. All he has to do is conquer every single feeling of inadequacy he's ever had. Simple enough. Job-stealing newcomer Jeon Jeongguk doesn't seem to work for much of anything at all, and he's more than arrogant enough for them both. But he's certainly well-connected, tall and rich and good at everything. Jimin hates him on sight, and by the end of the first week he's sure they're eternal enemies. And sure, Jeongguk may be cute, even hot underneath his suits, but Jimin doesn't care about that. Not at all.

Comment: They say this is the must-read office!KM fic.

The Scent of Lemons | Completed (1/1) | by:Portent

Summary:There's Jimin, a dog, a duck and a tree. There's Jungkook, a little prejudiced, a little clueless and a whole lot gorgeous. Then there's this thing called love. Sometimes it hits like a truck and sometimes it blows like a gentle breeze.

Comment: The writing is awesome! This fic is too cute for words and literally JM is so cute here with his lil pets :D

a dose of salt | On-going (9/10) | by:Daisyjjang

Summary:Park Jimin is a renown cardiothoracic surgeon—a genius, a medical prodigy, the best surgeon at the hospital. He’s kind, friendly, handsome, and patient. He’s also the son of the hospital’s Chairman. But nobody needs to know that since he’s worked for and earned everything he’s accomplished on his own without the help of nepotism. Everyone loves him. Everyone but Jeon Jungkook, the hot new military trauma surgeon straight out of the army. The decorated veteran is brilliant and quick witted, but has a hot temper and absolutely zero tolerance for bullshit. When Park Jimin makes a bad first impression on him, things get extremely salty between the two very different personalities.

Comment: From one of my fave twitter AU writers, she never disappoints. The medical!KM fic y'all should read. Don't be bothered by the remaining chapter, I think it's only an epilogue to the story anyway.

Okay, this is it for now! I'll create part 2 in a while. Let me know if you loved any of these! Enjoyyy! Thanks!!

[hivemined]

𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍   &   𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄(𝐒) !!

𝟎𝟎𝟏 :    demyx   and i both love music !!  like a lot ,  lol .   music is a huge part of my everyday life because it helps me relax ,   gives me inspiration to write   &   create ,   and lets me be in my own lil world when real life can cause me a lot of stress   &   anxiety .    𝟎𝟎𝟐 :    ventus   and i both get very upset very easily when we are treated as incompetent or childish based on factors about ourselves we cannot change .   both of us just want to be taken seriously   &   respected ,   seen for the things we can do   &   do well ,   rather than the things that may hinder us . 𝟎𝟎𝟑 :   riku ,   roxas ,   ventus ,   isa ,   cynthia ,   misty ,   haruka ,   hotaru ,   and i are all gays .   gay rights . 𝟎𝟎𝟒 :   rei ,   haruka ,   and i all have a particularly hard time trusting cis men due to past experiences . 𝟎𝟎𝟓 :   riku   and i will do anything to protect our loved ones   &   make them feel better when they need it .   we both tend to burden ourselves with other peoples’ problems ,   but we do so willingly ,   and without really seeing them as burdens because we want to help the ones we love . 𝟎𝟎𝟔 :   riku   and i also both have awful sleep schedules   &   treat our bodies like shit sometimes but that’s okay bc we are sexie .

          𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍   &   𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄(𝐒) !!

𝟎𝟎𝟏 :    isa / saix   is strict   &   orderly ,   and favours routine .   while i tend to like things in order as well ,   i don’t care much for routine ;   it feels constricting   &   limiting to me ,   even if it is familiar .   i like to switch things up while still being as efficient as possible . 𝟎𝟎𝟐 :    ryuji   is quite a flirt   &   is somewhat promiscuous ,   though in the end still desires to find love .   i don’t really ever flirt with anyone ,   even if i like them ,   because i am terrified of rejection lol ,   and i don’t do flings much ,   just because i’m not that interested .   i like to be close to people ,   but being intimate comes way later down the road for me  ,   personally .   i wish i was a slut tho ,   that would be cool as hell . 𝟎𝟎𝟑 :   misty   is loving   &   nurturing toward her younger brother ,   whereas i would physically fight my younger brother over the smallest occurrence ,   and i would not hold back . 𝟎𝟎𝟒 :   roxas   is fiesty   &   quick to anger or feel the need to prove himself .   it takes something very aggregious to make me even the slightest bit angry ,   i’m really just not an angry person by nature .   i’m a sad bitch lmao . 𝟎𝟎𝟓 :   while both of us are more on the butch side ,   haruka    is like textbook butch in that most ,   if not all of her fashion is masc or masc-leaning .   i don’t mind wearing femme or even high-femme fashion at times ,   so long as i feel comfortable in it   &   it fits my general aesthetic    (     aka goth lmao     ) .     𝟎𝟎𝟔 :   demyx   is a fool who doesn’t understand romance   &   is more than likely to think that his romantic feelings for someone are just max friendship level affection   &   it’s annoying as hell .   while i’m pretty clueless as to when another person may be interested in me     (     as unlikely as that is lmao     ) ,    i can at least understand when i have feelings for someone else   &   when they’re more than platonic .   demyx is just a fool.   a useless bisexual  .

     𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘  :   in this house we steal .      𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆  :   u .   steal it .