#in some world the characters are dancing like hot diggity dog or something(local reference) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

gonzodangerfeels · 1 month

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Guy wanted to waste a half hour in court trying to explain his positive cocaine test was only because he had been fucking a crackhead all weekend, and certainly not because he had been smoking crack with her. Oh no. No sir, not him.

#in the next meeting I am like yo what the fuck was that man wasting our time #me: dude you can't test positive for what they do from fucking a crackhead #yanno if you're fucking her and ahe wants smoke you're right there to have some with her #I don't need fo explain this in words because I already know his story #the 30 beer a day beer habit #I've seen those symptoms #fuck that's gross #hi how are you hello back #hi how are you doing...are you still dancing (echo echo Enoch)#me just....just let me gaze upon your beauty for a second #I put a pentagram on her chest #it seemed appropriate #look with me it doesn't matter #I project everything anyway....uh...more or less #it's like making a sim in a way and then jumping in and being like ok this is good they are not #although obtuse it is an us versus them mentality but they never had a chance against us...ever #you can never speak of course but if you eve..r #leave the sims in a house with nothing but drugs and each other #make them poop in the corner fucking animals #feline #it is such a word #female of course #but it is all confusing on that spectrum to me but it doesn't matter #you're making memes about hostess with mostess trading for cream pies #twinkies....they would survive all radiation #in some world the characters are dancing like hot diggity dog or something(local reference)

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