#incorrect daria

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Daria: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Jane: Deciding to get up.

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Sorry I’m late, I came as soon as I wanted to.

Daria

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Daria and Jane: *staring out the window*

Trent: What are you doing?

Jane: The TV broke so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.

Trent: *joins them*

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Trent: My new philosophy is to live in the moment...Unless the moment, you know, sucks. Then I live in some other moment. Jane: Works for me.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant, and filled with darkness.

Daria

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Jane: No, Daria and I are different.

Jane: She has resting bitch face, I have resting “I want you all to die” face.

Daria: It's a subtle difference.

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Jane: What are you doing?

Trent: You mean with my life, or right now? Because the answer to both is nothing.

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Daria: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I’ll wait.

Jane: You and me.

Daria: *tearing up* Alright.

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Daria: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.

Jane: Hi.

Daria: Shit.

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Quinn: Words ending in “ie” are so cute. Like “cutie,” “sweetie,” “cookie”...

Daria: And "die".

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I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

Trent

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Being a pessimist is great. I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised.

Daria

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I don’t care about being accepted. I’d settle for being ignored.

Daria

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Daria: In the past, I have been a little...abrupt, with people. But the doctor said if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.

Daria:

Daria: I'm going to die.

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I've spent the past sixteen years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.

Daria

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Daria: Are you high?

Trent: Am I what?

Daria: High.

Trent: Hello.