#source: will and grace

[mischief-marauders]

Regulus (walking up to Remus at the bar): Why if it isn’t Sirius’ little gay werewolf. Where’s my brother? Don’t you homosexuals always travel in pairs?

James (walking up to Regulus without noticing Remus): Hey babe, sorry they didn’t have sugar free strawberries for your margarita

Remus (bursts out laughing): Well look how cute you two are. The brown stallion and my little pony.

[floating-on-avalon]

Gwen: I'm in love with another man Arthur: Thank God, so am I

[golyadkin]

Would you believe me if I said I have more of these

[amostexcellentblog]

Iceman: Alright Maverick, no more excuses! We either move forward in this relationship, or we don't.

Hangman: Same here Rooster! *Leans in and whispers* I'll do anything you want, don't leave me. *Shouting* Am I making myself clear?

Maverick: Can we have a minute to talk alone?

Iceman: Fine.

Hangman: 1 minute! *whispers* Take your time, I'm not going anywhere...

Maverick: So we're definitely sabotaging the best things that have ever happened to us out of a baseless paranoia that everyone we love will leave us so it's best not to let them get close, right?

Rooster: Oh yeah. So we go back there and you'll tell Ice you'll marry him and I'll tell Jake I'll move in with him?

Maverick: I mean, it seems kind of fast... they did give us a minute.

Rooster: Right, don't want to look desperate. Ooh, what if I raise my right arm while I lower my left one. Then raise the left and lower the right, like we're weighing the options...

Maverick: That's good, and I can nod and stroke my chin, like this... We're discussing, we're debating...

Hangman: *Watching them trying to look smart* What do you think they're talking about?

Iceman: Nothing. Absolutely nothing!

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Damian: Tomorrow is my birthday.

Jon: I got you something great. Want a hint?

Damian: No! You know that I have to be surprised. Remember two years ago, how mad I was when you left my present out for me to find?

Jon: Left it out? It was hidden in a storage locker in Metropolis, which I rented under an assumed name. You bit through a combination lock!

Damian: Well, just make sure that it does not happen again.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Brimsley: Most people that meet me don’t know I’m gay.

Reynolds: Brimsley, blind and deaf people know you’re gay. Dead people know you’re gay.

Brimsley: Your Majesty, did you know I was gay when you met me?

Queen Charlotte: My dog knew.

[writerswho]

Todoroki: I don't like the way Kirishima is so chummy with your husband.

Midoriya: Please don't refer to Bakugou as my husband.

Todoroki: Alright, fine.

Todoroki: I don't like how chummy he is with your non-romantic life partner.

Midoriya: Also bad, so please stop, okay?

Todoroki:

Midoriya:

Todoroki: Your sexless lover.

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Sirius walking out with a towel on his head

James: Hey Sirius

Sirius: What?

James: Your hair

Sirius (taking the towel off his head and his hair is perfect): Oh right I forgot thank you

Remus: How does it?-

Sirius (walking out the door): Money

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[Maverick walks in on Rooster in bed with Hangman]

Maverick: *pales* Bradley! You and Seresin!?

Rooster: Hey. You’re the one who wanted us to make nice. We did. We made nice.

Maverick: …

Hangman: *grins* Three times in a row.

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Petra, having her existential crisis: It feels like there's something missing from my life, like my soul's on empty.

Ivor: You can go a lot of years on empty, trust me.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: Sorry I'm late. I got here as soon as I wanted to.

[incorrectnwsl]

Kelley O'Hara: Most people that meet me don't know I'm gay.

Ali Krieger: Kelley, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.

Kelley: Kristie, did you know I was gay when you met me?

Kristie Mewis: My sister knew.

[headcanonsandmore]

Nyssa: *after meeting Tegan's ex-boyfriend in Amsterdam* Tegan, I'm not jealous. Tegan: ... Nyssa: And I'll tell you why I'm jealous. Tegan: ... Nyssa: It's because I'm NOT jealous.

[amostexcellentblog]

Hollywood: So Mav, how are things with you and the Iceman? Things heatin' up over the holidays?

Maverick: I mean, we're wingmen now, but I don't know how it could be "heatin' up"

Wolfman: What he means is, we have it on good authority that, like us, you and Ice are both very good "Friends of Dorothy," and so we figured something was happening there.

Maverick: I don't know anyone named Dorothy, and I don't get how a mutual friend would change Ice and mine's dynamic.

Hollywood: But you and Ice do bat for the same team, you know that right?

Maverick: I don't play baseball, and I really don't get what any of this has to do with me and Ice.

Hollywood: Oh, cripes. Honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your wingman's a big flaming feather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing…*Chugs the rest of his beer*...Vermont-living, Madonna-loving, Mikonos-going...*Turns to leave*...Wolfy, take it on home.

Wolfman: Tom's queer, dear.

Hollywood: *Halfway out the door* Merry Christmas!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Alexei: I remember that story. Melina and I read it in your diary.

Yelena: You read my diary?!

Alexei: Hey, I just showed her where it was. She’s the one who picked the lock with a bobby pin.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]