#incorrect harudai

[huachengslastbraincell]

Daisuke: Can’t you at least try and look at things from my point of view?

Suzue and Haru: [Crouches down to Daisuke's height]

Daisuke: I hate you both.

[evieonic]

Haru: God, give me patience.

Daisuke: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Haru: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[sabe-e]

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[onabikaa]

Haru: Give me a high five!

Daisuke: *High fives Haru*

Daisuke: *entwining their fingers*

Haru: wh-

Daisuke: I’m in love with you

[daiiharu]

Suzue: Haru kissed you... and you said thank you?

Daisuke, lying face down: Yes.

Suzue: Well... that was weirdly polite of you.

[fugou-keiji-shitposts-unlimited]

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[moodysnowflake]

Haru: Why do I even put up with you sometimes...

Daisuke: because you can't resist poking your crankiness into me whenever I give you the chance.

Haru:

Daisuke:

Haru: *slowly approaches*

Daisuke:

Haru: *stops with their noses almost touching*

Daisuke: *squints, confused, but doesn't move*

Haru: *huskily whispers against his lips* Is that really all you want me to poke into you?

Daisuke:

Haru:

HEUSCH: *blipping in from both Daisuke's earring and Haru's watch* Daisuke-sama, your heartrate is critically increasing. Do you need medical assistance?

[incorrectfkbu]

Haru: Kambe

Haru: Kambe!

Haru: KAMBE GODDAMMIT I-

Daisuke: Did you say something?

Haru: ...

Daisuke: Sorry, it's just that my hearing is quite poor

Haru:

Haru: I hate you, I hope you know that.

[daisukesthoughts]

Haru: truth or dare.

Daisuke: truth.

Haru: have you ever lived a day without wasting money on anything?

Daisuke: dare.

Haru: stop solving everything with money.

Daisuke: I don't like this game.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Haru & Daisuke: *Playing Among Us*

Daisuke: *In chat* Vote for Haru's Color.

Haru: What?? Why me??

Daisuke: You’re pretty sus for stealing my heart.

Haru: *Haru Was Not the Impostor* I hate you.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Haru: Can you do me a favour?

Daisuke: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to

Haru: Can you wash the dishes?

Daisuke: No.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Daisuke: Okay guys, how do I ask Haru out? 

Suzue: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed has room for two.

Daisuke: Oh my gosh, no.

Kamei: Twinkle Twinkle little star, we can do it in my car. 

Daisuke: Stop it. 

Hoshino: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream. 

Mahoro: I felt like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory. 

[huachengslastbraincell]

Daisuke: oh, hey Ha-

Haru, internally: There he is, he's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. fuck, I just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life-

Haru, out loud: what the FUCK do you want

[huachengslastbraincell]

Suzue: are you in love with Haru?

Daisuke: ... no

Suzue: then why do you keep drawing ‘H+D’ in hearts everywhere?

Daisuke: it stands for hatred and darkness

[huachengslastbraincell]

Daisuke: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way

Haru: I almost died

Daisuke: That was my fondest memory

Haru:.....I want a divorce...

[huachengslastbraincell]

Haru: YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Daisuke: *bleeding out* tall, male, taupe hair, golden eyes, caring-

Haru: I MEANT BLOOD TYPE

Daisuke: oh

Daisuke: *looks down at his wound*

Daisuke: red *faints*

Suzue: *faceplaming* he's B positive.