Daisuke: Can’t you at least try and look at things from my point of view?
Suzue and Haru: [Crouches down to Daisuke's height]
Daisuke: I hate you both.
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Daisuke: Be gay, do crimes, and fvck the police!
Haru: we are tHE POLICE!!
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Daisuke: How much is the horse tornado?
Haru: T-that’s a carousel.
Daisuke, already utilising HEUSC: I must have it.
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Haru: Do you take constructive critism?
Daisuke: I only take cash or credit.
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Haru: *exists*
Mcptf team: *blames everything on him*
Cho-san: *asks for his help then yells at him*
Fist Division: *uses him to investigate Daisuke*
Daisuke: *doesn't tell him anything*
Haru: I'm straight up not having a good time
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daisuke: This tea tastes exquisite and exotic, what is it called?
haru: I call it, boiled gatoradé
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Daisuke: I can be your sugar daddy.
Haru: Go away, Kambe! Can't you see I'm trying to write our last case's report here-
Daisuke: Your fructose father?
Daisuke: Your glucose guardian?
Daisuke: Your polysaccharide parent?
Daisuke: Your carbohydrate caretaker?
Haru: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)
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suzue: ...and as for the design of the parachute I'm uncertain... It looks plain! I thought about adding a character describing Daisuke's best character traits.
haru: This is is easy, he only has one.
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fkbu episode 3
expectations: two bros going on a trip to hong kong and spending 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 time together
reality: sugar daddy introducing his sugar baby to his grandma. they also defuse a hostage situation together like an off-brand Mr and Mrs Smith
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Haru & Daisuke: *Playing Among Us*
Daisuke: *In chat* Vote for Haru's Color.
Haru: What?? Why me??
Daisuke: You’re pretty sus for stealing my heart.
Haru: *Haru Was Not the Impostor* I hate you.
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Haru: God, give me patience.
Daisuke: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Haru: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Suzue: Haru kissed you... and you said thank you?
Daisuke, lying face down: Yes.
Suzue: Well... that was weirdly polite of you.
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Hoshino: how do you plan to solve the case
Daisuke: *Couldn't care less*
Hoshino: Kambe Shigemaru is on that ship
Daisuke: *Doesn't give a flying f*ck*
Hoshino: So is Kato-
Daisuke: NANI?!
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[In a meeting]
Daisuke, whispering: pshh
Haru: ???
Daisuke, still whispering: your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it
Haru: leAVE ME ALONE
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