#incorrect madcom quote

[corruptedbunny-multimuse]

Jeb: We call that a "traumatic experience".

Jeb, turning to Deimos: Not a "bruh moment".

Jeb, turning to Hank: Not a "major L".

Jeb, turning to Tricky: And DEFINITELY not an "OOF LMAO".

[sunflwrapple]

Hank, just mercilessly guts someone :

Hank, unfazed as he cleans the weapon :

Y/N, got rescued by him months ago for some reason : . . .

Y/N : I don’t think I’ll ever get used to seeing you do that

Hank : understandable. But hey, at least you don’t panic anymore

[originalmadcom]

2BDAMNED: Stay horny.

Sanford: Cut his mic. C-cut his mic.

[lofi-toast]

Incorrect acid rain quotes

[myloh]

Joy!Myloh:Eh…Sorry Hank J Wimbleton, but I don’t think you qualify as an emotion-

Hank:This is BS you let some skeleton in here

Ink:DUDE I’M LIKE 60% OF HIS PERSONALITY HELLO ????

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

Nexus heads being called into Phobos' office

Hofnarr: I hope it's nothing serious... hmm..

Christoff: Crackpot, what the hell are you doing?

Crackpot: BITING MY NAILS AS ONE DOES WHEN ANXIOUS

Christoff: No I meant why are you biting your TOE NAILS

[enumerateguy27]

So I made these from a incorrect quotes generator awhile back, (specifically November 14 and 15) and I didn't really wanted these to go too waste, so here they are. Ft. @6-pinkorganz-9 or @comfy-blue-moon 's oc and Hanksona

[daily-madcom-drawings]

I'm gonna do some incorrect quotes and then MAYBE do a madcom OCs hunger games (if I figure out how to change pictures)

Does anyone wanna include their OCs?

[nottogetpoliticalbutwtfisoatmeal]

Deimos, running into a room a bit more excited than usual: TOBY! Do hydrogen peroxide and acetone explode when combined?

2Bdamned, not looking up from his book: Of course not. They dont do more than create a new smell.

Deimos, visably disappointed: ...oh... *walks away*

Hank, whispering: But, dont those two actually explode?

2Bdamned: Absolutely, but theres no way in hell I'm letting Deimos know about that.

[sunflwrapple]

Y/N : The five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ______, acceptance.

Y/N : ok so what’s that blank ☺️

Hank, throws a card :

Y/N, catches the card : ok—

Y/N, reads the card : “murder”

Y/N : of course 😑

[originalmadcom]

Deimos, freshly cloned: My only wish is to live

Auditor: Christ, you are extremely fucking selfish, die.

Deimos: I am 8 hours old

[blakeyflakey]

Incorrect quote

[eggdue]

Hank: (destroys Computer, doors unlock)

Hank: You know, i'm something of a hacker myself...

Deimos: NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT-

[fairyzibbie]

Hank: I have HAD IT with this MOTHERFUCKIN clown on this MOTHERFUCKIN train

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

Hank: I know the phrase 'hurt people hurt people' means something deep and all, but to me its just two commands