enby-at-the-pyschward · 27 days ago
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Ricky:What goes up but never comes down?
Ryan:The amount of stress you're bringing this band.
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release-the-mccracken · 1 year ago
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Ricky: I need life advice. Vinny, sipping Gatorade and eating raw cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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ciginatree · 9 months ago
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Chris: I’m the pancake you tried to flip but it landed on the floor and got pushed under the fridge
Vinny: we’re all pancakes and god is the chef being ratatouilled by the devil
Rick: ok Vinny no more weed for you and Chris… I don’t even wanna know where you’re getting this shit from
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xx-emoidiot-xx · 2 years ago
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Incorrect Motionless in White Quote #2
Chris: You shouldn’t be using a straw.
Vinny: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment and shit.
Chris: Well yeah, but I’m just saying that’s a really weird way to eat spaghetti.
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incorrect-miw · 4 years ago
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Vinny: Why do you have all those branches?
Chris: I’m the regional branch manager
Chris: *starts twerking to work bitch*
The rest of the band: ...
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vinnymauro-chenzomauro · 3 years ago
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Ricky: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Justin: Being a fish. Ricky: Well, shit.
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justin: hey, what phone do you have?
chris: oh, an iphone 8 
justin: cool.. cool..
chris, 2 months later: hey why did you need my phone type?
justin: for your birthday, duh
chris: did you get me a phone case?!?!?!?
justin: of course it a fucking phone case, dumbass
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suspect-percy · 4 years ago
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Chris: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Chris: Wait that’s terrible advice.
Chris: Don’t do anything I would do.
Chris: I know, it’s not a lot of options.
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faithandmyserie · 6 years ago
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Chris: so shut your mouth before I fuck it
Me:
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pleaseberealforme · 6 years ago
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Ricky: Is there anything better than pussy? yeah, A really good book.
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enby-at-the-pyschward · 1 month ago
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Justin:Would you slap Vinny-
Ricky:Yes.
Justin:I didn't even finish!
Ricky:Sorry,continue.
Justin:Would you slap Vinny for 10 dollars?
Ricky:I would do it for free.
Vinny:Rude...
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release-the-mccracken · 2 years ago
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Justin, watching the news: Hey! Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today. Vinny, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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ciginatree · 7 months ago
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Chris: I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or just being friendly
Ricky: maybe we should kiss until you figure it out ;)
Chris: like platonically or
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xx-emoidiot-xx · 2 years ago
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Incorrect Motionless in White Quote #4
Vinny: Hello everyone, welcome to my first vlog. Today I will be trying out different hair products.
Vinny: *sprays hairspray in mouth*
Vinny: Well right off the bat I can tell you this one isn’t very good.
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incorrect-miw · 4 years ago
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Chris: I have determined i am a candle
Vinny: Explain?
Chris: I smell nice-
Ryan: That’s debatable
Chris: AS I WAS SAYING, I smell nice, I look nice, and I light up the room with my presence. People love me. But if you forget about me, I will light your motherfucking house on fire.
Ricky: *spits coffee out*
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vinnymauro-chenzomauro · 3 years ago
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Justin: Are we fighting or flirting? Ricky: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Justin: Your point?
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