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silver sable: listen. not to victim blame or anything. but why the FUCK do so many old scientists in weird costumes want to kill you!?

norman osborn: maybe it's because i'm really pretty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Isak: what if mayonnaise came in cans

Bo: well that would suck because you cant microwave metal

Beek: .

Beek: good morning to everyone but these two people

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these bitches are in my head again

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Maron: truth or dare

Beek: dare

Maron: i dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room

Beek: hey maron?

Maron: (excited) ...YES?

Beek: could you move youre blocking terron

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Maron: Can you keep a secret?

Beek: Do you know anything about my life?

Maron: Yes. The cult keeps extensive notes.

Beek:

Beek: stop mentioning the cult to me

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Isak: fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. why not keep going? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness

Terron: next time youre working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. run 3 miles instead of 2. eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. burn your exes house down

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Isak: i really like this whole good guy bad guy thing you guys have going on

Beek: its not an act. im just mean and Bo isnt

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Maron: There she is, my sweet baby Uwu

Terron: *strangling alfie in his sleep* what

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Maron: do you mind if i slyly mention youre single

Terron: Do Not Do that

Maron: itll be so sly!

Isak: *entering the room*

Maron: TERRONS SINGLE

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Bo: if you had to choose between all the money in my wallet and Isak, which would you choose?

Beek: how much money is in your wallet?

Isak: doc

Bo: 63 cents

Beek: ill take it

Isak: DOC

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terron: goodnight sable house

terron: goodnight sky

terron: goodnight alfie hallucinations

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Terron: i know youre deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are-

Isak: they're not jokes. *sniff* im a legit snack ;-;

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Isak: i think ive fallen for you

Maron: get up

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Maron: hey guys!

Beek: who the hell are you

Maron: terrons sister?? maron?? she worked here??

Beek: oh.

Beek: ....how is she doing

Maron: not good. shes been dead for the past three months ):

Isak: AND SHE DIDNT TELL US???