#incorrect salaar quotes

[sada-siva-sanyaasi]

varadha: *existing*

deva: i fucked up

varadha:

deva: BUT HOW DARE THEY?! THAT’S WHY I FUCKED UP

varadha:

deva:

varadha:

deva: i’m really sorry.

[rambheem-is-real]

Varadha: if I died, how much would you miss me? Deva: it's cute that you think death can separate us

[scarletsabers-blog]

Varadha: deva and i dont have nicknames for eachother, thats cringe.

Baachi: sure thing…*brings out a dog*

Varadha:*crouches down* Awwww where’s my good boy?

Deva: *from next room* I’M HERE!

Baachi: Never lie to my face again

[miriseven]

Somewhere in the world a woman being oppressed:

Deva, waking up in cold sweat: something’s wrong

[ulaganayagi]

Varadha: Fight me! Deva, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

[lunaxx08]

bilaal : deva isn't answering his phone.

varadha : i'll call.

bilaal : rinda and i both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

deva, sweetly : hello, varadha?

[sometimesbrave]

Radha Rama: I thought you and Deva were dating

Varadha: No, why would you think that?

Baachi: Actually, I also thought you two were dating.

Bhaarava: If you thought Varadha and Deva were dating, raise your hand

Everyone in the plot and the audience: raises their hand

Varadha:

Varadha: Deva, put your hand down

[spookypeacephantom]

Deva: Hey, wake up!

Deva: I just murdered your entire family.

Varadha: Wha- I live alone!

Deva: Huh? Then who are these people in your house?

Varadha: THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE??

Deva: Well not anyyymorrEEE!

Varadha:

Deva: Dumb bitch! You could’ve DIED! YOU’RE WELCOME!

[salaarfanindia]

Amma: So are u a big spoon or a small spoon....

Deva: I am no spoon.. I am a knife.. 🔪

** from his room ***

Varadha : He is the big spoon....

[astraswades]

Varadha: I love you

Deva: I love you too my little mango peach cake

Baachi: This is the family groupchat

Rama: Why tf did you even add those two

Baachi: Bc I knew they would do some gay ass shit like this

Baba: I knew it.

Rudra: shocked emoji

Baachi: ...

[sada-siva-sanyaasi]

deva’s mother: my son is an angel

deva: *kills men*

deva’s mother: he won’t hurt a fly

deva: *kills more men*

varadha: *appears*

deva’s mother: YOU ARE WHY MY SON BECAME A DEVIL—

[rambheem-is-real]

Deva: you’re killing my tough guy personality

Varadha: who’s a good kitty?

Deva: meeeeeee :3

[scarletsabers-blog]

Deva: show me your scars

Varadha: why

Deva: i want to see how many times you needed me and i wasn’t there

[ulaganayagi]

Deva: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Varadha: I think you mean cards. Deva pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[lunaxx08]

varadha : hey, wanna take a shower with me?

deva : i have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. if i ever say no to that question, i want you to take it out and shoot me because i've obviously gone crazy.

[sometimesbrave]

Happy AU where Bhaarava and Deva were friends and in love with the Mannars: Radha Rama and Varadha

Radha Rama **angrily yelling**: BHAARAVA

Bhaarava: It's okay. She hasn't yelled my full name.

Radha Rama: BHAARAVA SHOURYAANGA

Deva laughing his ass off: Dude, you are so screwed.

Varadha **angrily yelling**: DEVARATHA SHOURYAANGA RAAISAR

Bhaarava: We are both screwed, bro.