Sami Zayn, texting Finn whilst he's home in Ireland:
"I JUST THOUGHT OF THE CUTEST CAT NAME"
Sami:
"JIPPI"
Sami:
"IT MEANS YAY IN NORWEGIAN AND IT'S SO CUTE"
Finn Bálor, smiling to himself:
"It's 12:30 am for him and this is what he's thinking about."
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Finn Bálor:
"Time for a coffee break, let's meet back here after fifteen."
Finn:
"…to specify, Sami, I meant after 'fifteen minutes'. Do not drink fifteen coffees."
Sami Zayn, wide-eyed and vibrating:
"Too late!"
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Sami Zayn:
"Finn slipped on some ice this morning. Landed right on his butt."
Carmella:
"Oh my God! Is the ground okay?"
Finn Bálor:
😠
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Sami Zayn:
"You know, my Aunt is almost Irish."
Finn Bálor:
"...'almost' Irish?"
Sami:
"Yeah, her name is 'Iris'."
Finn:
🤦♂️
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Finn Bálor:
"The Christmas Tree we replanted from last year is wilting a bit, so I put some solar powered lights around it."
Sami Zayn:
"He's trying to spruce it up a little."
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Finn Bálor:
"Sami, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to your music."
Sami Zayn:
"I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off the stereo."
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Finn Bálor:
"You know what it's like when you drink coffee and can't sleep?"
Sami Zayn:
"Oh, I'm the total opposite."
Finn:
"Really?"
Sami:
"Yeah, when I'm asleep I can't drink coffee."
Finn:
🤦
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Finn Bálor:
"I know you're salty about us beating you all the time, but you're not the kind to hold a grudge over something like that."
Sami Zayn:
"You're free to think that."
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Finn Bálor:
"Where's the cat?"
Sami Zayn:
"She doesn't respond to that."
Finn:
"…I'm not saying it."
Sami:
"Then I'm not telling you."
Finn:
"OK, where is Her Majesty, Empress Clawdia?"
Sami, turning the recliner chair around:
"On her throne."
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Finn Bálor:
"This candle isn't really putting me in the mood like I thought it would."
Sami Zayn:
"So it's more of a can't-dle then?"
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Finn Bálor, texting Sami:
"hey, i'm stopping by timmy's before i pick you up this morning. want anything?"
Sami Zayn, texting back:
"Ah yes, Breakfast At Timothy's."
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Sami Zayn, out hiking in Canada:
"There's a cool rock out here."
Finn Balor, back in Florida:
"i'd kinda like a cool rock. 😊"
Sami:
"We don't need it."
Finn:
"i'd like it though."
Sami:
"We don't have space at home to put it in."
Finn:
"maybe you don't want to make space. i still want that rock."
Sami:
"You don't even know what it looks like!"
Finn:
"i'll never know if you don't take it back for me! 😢"
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Finn Bálor, browsing the soda section:
"...'drink Canada Dry'?"
Finn, side-eyeing Sami:
"It's like they know I'm thirsty for a Canadian ginger."
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Sami Zayn:
"You're not going to eat that entire bag of lentil chips, are you?"
Finn Bálor:
"Of course not!"
Sami:
"Oh, okay, that's good..."
Finn:
"I dropped one on the floor, so obviously I'm not eating that one."
Sami:
🤦
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Sami Zayn, messaging Finn:
"Hey babe,
I met a guy today,
He was really handsome and I think I'm in love with him.
His name is Rodger."
Finn Bálor, messaging Sami back:
"show me the cat."
*Finn spends the next five minutes "aww'ing" over the picture of the cat*
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Finn Bálor:
"Sami's body really is the perfect size, shape and soft-to-firmness ratio to provide the optimal cuddling experience."
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