#incorrect yoharikodiamari quotes

[krtmyrdm]

Dia: In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost-

Riko: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-

Yoshiko: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-

Mari: HEEEEEEY MACARENA

[krtmyrdm]

Dia: It’s time to wake up, Mari.

Mari: 5 more minutes…

Dia, smiling softly: 5 more minutes *snuggles up to Mari*

* * *

Yoshiko: It’s time to wake up.

Riko: 5 more minutes…

Yoshiko: *Sharpening knife* Maybe you misheard me

[krtmyrdm]

Dia: *starts crying*

Mari: *hugs Dia, wraps her in blankets, bakes her cookies, destroys the reason that has Dia in tears, plays her favourite movie*

Riko: *starts crying*

Yoshiko: lol pussy

[krtmyrdm]

Riko: Mari would throw herself in front of a car for you.

Yoshiko: Mari would throw herself in front of a car for fun.

Dia: True.

Mari: True.

[krtmyrdm]

mari: i'm cold...

dia: mh, here *gives mari her jacket*

riko: i'm feeling cold too...

yoshiko: yohane can't control the fucking weather for you

[krtmyrdm]

mari: what are yoshiko and riko doing?

dia: destroying aqours' good reputation, probably