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Tanjirou: Hey Zenitsu! Look at this cute puppy I saw outside !!

Zenitsu: Cute, let me pet it

Tanjirou: Of course!

Zenitsu: *Pets Tanjirou’s head*

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Zenitsu: YOU! ITS YOUR FAULT!! YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT!!! I MISSED OUT ON GETTING MARRIED NOW YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME- wait

Tanjirou: what

Zenitsu: what

The girl on the street: what

Chuntaro: what

Ubayashiki, watching the two dysfunctional gays being dumb: what-

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Zenitsu: You’re the only drug I need <3

Tanjirou: That’s cute but you still need to take your prescription

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Zenitsu : I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Zenitsu : I became more evil if you’re curious

Tanjirou: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Zenitsu : I’m going to get worse on purpose

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Zenitsu, at his wedding: This is the second gayest thing I’ve ever done. The first one being my husband, Tanjirou. Am I right babe?!

Tanjirou: Should’a went straight to the honeymoon

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Zenitsu : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Tanjirou:

Tanjirou: Zenitsu , I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Zenitsu : *Sips coffee from bowl*

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{In a haunted house}

Zenitsu: You'll probably be scared, so I'll hold your hand.

Tanjirou: Zenitsu, that’s my ass

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Zenitsu and Tanjirou: *holding hands*

Inosuke: Ha! Gay

Zenitsu: You were literally just making out with genya a minute ago

Inosuke: And you looked. Haha Gay