#incorrectprinceoftennis

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marui : right, who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

yanagi : you'll die not only from choking, but also from the sugar overload- *starts rambling off data*

sanada : you’re a hazard to society. tarundoru !!

niou : and a coward. DO TWENTY.

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hiyoshi : nothing in life is free.

kintarou : adventure is free!

renji : knowledge is free.

amane : words are free.

jirou : everything is free if you have atobe's credit card!

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tokugawa : what time is it?

irie : i don’t know, pass me my saxophone and we’ll find out

*plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

atobe : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING ?!

irie, grinning : it’s 2 am.

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shishido : what are your goals?

eiji : to pet all the dogs in the world.

shishido : no, i mean fitness goals.

eiji : oh, then - to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs!

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hiyoshi : atobe, stop! this isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

atobe : well of course i have.

have you ever tried going mad without power?

it's boring.

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yuuta : I WILL FOREVER BE TRAUMATIZED. look, kintarou and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

kenya : *sighs* and what did the rookie do this time?

yuuta : he chased the car to the next red light, then reached into their window and...

kintarou, running towards them excitedly : who wants a steering wheel?

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gakuto : hey, what if I press on the brake and gas at the same time?

jirou : the car takes a screenshot!

shishido : for the last time, get the fuck out.

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ryoma : sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

kintarou : the cow?

ryoma : i- what?

shiraishi, close to tears : kintarou, 𝘸𝘩𝘺?

shiraishi : *turns to tezuka* you should be thankful that you have ryoma. you see what i have to deal with!

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jirou : if shishido and i were drowing, who would you save?

atobe : you two can't swim?

shishido : it's a hypothetical question! who would you save?

atobe : my time and effort.

atobe is such a mood lmao

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akaya : i bet you all can't name something you're better than me at!

marui : that's easy, arcade games.

yukimura : tennis.

niou : gullibility to tricks.

sanada : emotional vulnerability. tarundoru !!

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jirou : hey! what did you guys get in your yearbook?

yuushi : i got 'prettiest smile'

choutarou : 'nicest personality'

shishido : 'most likely to start a bar fight'

hiyoshi : 'least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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kaidoh : *starts screaming halfway through the argument*

momoshiro : *yells even louder to assert dominance*

oishi : should we do something? it's 12am and i'm pretty sure they're gonna wake up the whole camp-

fuji : of course not.

ryoma, observing through the slightly ajar door : no way, i want to see who wins this.

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shishido : HELP !! I TOLD CHOUTAROU I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK !!

gakuto, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought I could help?

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zaizen, driving : are you sure we're going in the right direction?

kaidoh : this is stupid. i can swear we've passed this building three times already.

akaya, giving directions : certainly, i'm as sure as i am confident that i can beat rikkai's three demons before they graduate!

hiyoshi : in that case, we're definitely lost.

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lilident : what would you say if you got stabbed with a knife?

shishido : rude.

kenya : missed me, i'm too fast for you!

yukimura : i've been through worse.

hiyoshi : this wasn't how i pictured my day going, but who am i to complain?

fuji : are you going to want this back?

akaya, provoked : *laughs hysterically* my turn!

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mizuki : *gets down on one knee* fuji : it took you 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 long, but- mizuki : *falls over* fuji : the poison is finally kicking in.