your opinion of buttered toast? a timeless classic, or a slate for more interesting creations? both??
now I would say it's an acceptable if a slightly boring classic - but ask me when I'm in my POSSESSED BY BUTTERED TOAST phase, which happens every couple of months and does not let go for at least a week when I eat nothing else but buttered toast, and that answer might be slightly different.
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forcing myself to "eat protein" and "be responsible" after once again encountering a week long period of all my muscles hurt so bad and are so weak despite doing the same thing they always do assuming without checking that it was probably because im eating mostly coffee and plain untoasted bread in small quantities. and its not even a whey bread or 100% whole wheat, ive been trying to use up my bread flour/whole wheat blend (i dumped them in the bucket together, maybe on accident ? unclear) so its just that with whatever else i threw in. spent $6 on the only yogurt in the store that had at least 5 grams of protein per 1/4 cup, which is still very little, only to get home and finally google what the symptoms of protein deficiency are. they are not that. those are the symptoms of Who Fucking Knows, As Always
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Vanessa ♪ヽ(・ˇ∀ˇ・ゞ)
Feel free to color it if you want (*´ω`*)
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Literally every medical expert ever: NEVER EAT RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO BED!!! If you eat anything right before going to sleep your organs will EXPLODE and you will DIE!!!
My body if I don’t eat anything within two hours before trying to go to sleep: oh? Fuck me? Well fuck you too I’m going to create a new kind of hunger so fucked up that you will never sleep again you miserable wench
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Bring me the hearts of the price fixing colonial capitalists known as "food production and grocery ceos" and you shall watch me eat them raw
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sometimes i talk about things my parents did to me when i was younger and prophet will grab me and be like hey that was abuse. you were abused. and im like nooo i thought it was funny 😔
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im like a cat i open the fridge n i think good god i didn’t get fed tn and then i remember i made and demolished some egg fried rice half an hour ago and still haven’t done the washing up
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