#fuji yuuta

[doomcheese]

Prince of Tennis was a whole time

[crestomancer-art]

brighter than the sun

[incorrectpot]

Yuta: I really like murder mysteries

Syusuke, trying to relate to his brother: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[princeoftennis-scenarios]

St. Rudolph Academy Masterlist

Akazawa Yoshiro

Nomura Takuya

Mizuki Hajime

Kisarazu Atsushi

Yanagisawa Shinya

Fuji Yuuta

Girlfriend cornered by some creeps

NSFW headcanon with their girlfriend

Sleeping in their jersey on the floor

Kaneda Ichiro

[maruibvbbles]

yuuta : I WILL FOREVER BE TRAUMATIZED. look, kintarou and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

kenya : *sighs* and what did the rookie do this time?

yuuta : he chased the car to the next red light, then reached into their window and...

kintarou, running towards them excitedly : who wants a steering wheel?

[oneesanmarket]

Prince Of Tennis Musical: Ibu Shinji & Yuuta Fuji -  Original A5 Clear File B (Rivals + Shitenhoji)  “3rd Season National Tournament Seigaku vs Rikkai Part 2”

Size: A5 (210 x 148mm)

Price: 4€/9 USD

(Shipping price Not included)

Units Available: 1

(Send us a message or comment if you’re interested!!)

[yuricides]

Ultimate Yuri/GL Master List

Ambiguous Feelings by zhuotian (Hentai)

Ushiro no Kuma-san by aoiro_050 (Hentai)

I Came To The Love Hotel by kitaku (Hentai)

WEAKNESS by Bbtan (Manhwa, Mature)

The Story of a Strict Teacher Who Got Fucked by Her Gyaru Bitch Student by pandacorya (Hentai)

Party of Female Adventurers Fuck a lot at the Inn Once Nighttime Comes by yukataro & kawayuka taro (Hentai)

Liyuesbian Remedial Sex by negom (Hentai)

100-nichi Go ni ××× suru Onna Shachou to Shinyuu Shain by Suzuki Senpai (Comedy, Romance, Slice of Life, Office Wokers, Shounen)

A Monster Wants to Eat Me by NAEKAWA Sai (Drama, Seinen, Supernatural)

After Hours by Nishio yuuta (Mature, Drama, Romance, Slice of Life, 

Akira Sensei to Hiyori-chan by Orikuchi Hirata (Oneshot, Romance, School Life)

Scarlet by Yuino Chiri (Horror, Supernatural, Action, Adventure, Monsters, Fantasy, Vampires, Drama)

DAMDAM!! by Totsuno Takahide (Oneshot, Action, Horror, Supernatural)

Yuri Boobs Anthology by various artists (Anthology, Romance, School Life)

Wind Through Young Reeds by 碧落cici (Full Color, Historical, Fantasy)

True Love That Starts with a Lie by Kurokoda wani (Josei, Romance, Comedy, Mature, Smut)

True Yuri Stories by Tsuzura Ryou (Slice of Life, Romance)

An OL at Her Limit and a College Girl by Obata Rui (Slice of Life, Office Workers)

The Real Momoka by Arai sumiko (Ecchi, Drama, Romance)

Swallow Tail by Tima & Noppi (Web Comic, Drama, Romance)

Strawberry Syrup by Kanju (Web Comic, Comedy, Slice of Life)

Beloved Paintings by Mimoto (Drama, Slice of Life)

Boyish Girl x Gyaru by Kawai Rou (School Life)

Childhood Friend, Big Love by Kanno Fumi (School Life, Romance)

Cinderella Cosplaytion by Nanatsu Fuji (Comedy)

Kyou Kara Mirai by Yoshitomi Akihito (Comedy, School Life)

Love Me Like I Do! by Manio (Adult Life, Cheating)

Okiku-san wa Ichatsukitai by Yuino Chiri (Comedy, Slice of Life, Supernatural)

On a Leash by Aji (Action, Drama, Fantasy)

Otome no Teikoku by Kishi Torajirou (School Life, Ecchi, Romance, Slice of Life)

Sekai de Ichiban Oppai ga Suki! by Konbu Wakame (Ecchi, Comedy, School Life)

[spicykaraage]

I Want to Be Santa Claus - Story Translation

[Prologue]

Ryoga: (Alright, now that practice is over, I can go see Chibisuke.)

—

Ryoma: Practice ended pretty early today, didn’t it? It’s not even noon yet.

Kikumaru: Well, it’s Christmas Eve. And we’re gonna have a party tonight, it’ll be fun~

Ryoga: Happy birthday, Chibisuke!

Ryoma: Big Bro. So you remembered my birthday.

Ryoga: Of course I did. You really thought your dear older brother would forget?

Kikumaru: I’ve said it before, but I think it’s so cool that your birthday’s Christmas Eve.

Ryoma: Well, thanks for remembering. See ya.

Ryoga: Not so fast. Since it’s Christmas, let’s go pay a visit to the Christmas market.

Ryoma: A Christmas market? In Japan?

Kikumaru: I saw the commercial on TV too. Apparently it’s being held at this big park and they have stalls with Christmas food and other goodies.

Ryoga: That’s the one. The perfect way to spend Christmas, amirite?

Ryoma: Hmm. Well, I don’t have any plans after this, so I guess I can come along.

Ryoga: Great, done and done.

Ryoma: But how we do we get there from here? It’s at some big park, so it’s probably pretty far, right?

Mizuki: We’ll be able to take the train there.

Kikumaru: Mizuki. So you’re interested in the Christmas market too?

Mizuki: I am. It looks like an interesting event, so I’m planning on going with Yuuta after this.

Yuuta: They’re selling limited edition Christmas sweets and fresh roasted chicken and all this other good stuff.

Kikumaru: But what’s so special about chicken during Christmas?

Yuuta: Oh, yeah… it is just regular old chicken, I’ve never really thought about it before.

Tohno: Hey, that’s actually a pretty good point.

Kikumaru: Wha…

Tohno: People trying to make everything all festive and Christmas-y while not knowing its original meaning.

Mizuki: If you’re talking about the chicken, I already know the answer to it.

Mizuki: Since I’ll be hosting tonight’s party, I’d be able to explain it to you all, if you’d like?

Tohno: Just being a know-it-all is a bore. Why don’t you come up with something entertaining yourself?

Mizuki: Wha… excuse me?

Ryoga: Hey, now. Why are you getting so heated over Christmas?

Tohno: I just hate how half-assed it is. If you wanna liven things up and have fun, then you gotta be thorough about it.

Yuuta: Yeah… you do got a point.

Kikumaru: Yeah. It would be cool to look more into the meaning of it and enjoy it in your own way.

Kikumaru: If we went to the Christmas market, we could see and learn all kinds of things. I think I’ll invite everyone else from Seigaku too.

Ryoma: Huh, so now more people are gonna come?

Ryoga: The more the merrier, right? Well, let’s all get going.

[Episode 1]

Ryoga: This Japanese Christmas market’s a lot bigger than I was expecting.

Ryoma: There’s so many stalls. Plus the decorations are incredible, it actually looks pretty nice.

Ryoga: Right. Plus I heard the whole market is lit up at night.

Oishi: There’s some kind of outdoor stage over there too, what do they have planned with it?

Yuuta: They’re gonna be holding a Christmas concert. You can read about it on this flyer.

Mizuki: Well, well… it appears they’ll have a gospel choir and brass band performing. Maybe I’ll check it out later on.

Kikumaru: Huh? Where did Fuji and Taka-san go, they were just with us.

Oishi: The two of them decided to visit this big advent calendar on display.

Kikumaru: Advent…?

Ryoga: It’s just a calendar to countdown to Christmas.

Ryoma: It’s basically a wooden house with little drawers in it that are marked with the days until Christmas…

Ryoma: And each day you open a drawer there’s candy or other stuff inside.

Kikumaru: I see. Sounds cool.

Ryoga: They have a massive one on display, and they also have smaller ones over at this stall.

Mizuki: Ah, so this is what you’re referring to. It says it’s a sample product, but you’re still allowed to open the drawers.

Yuuta: Hm. Wonder what’s in them.

Mizuki: Well let’s open one and see, shall we.

Mizuki: So this one… has a candy inside.

Yuuta: A calendar with a different candy each day would be cool.

Mizuki: Not everything inside has to be candy, you know?

Mizuki: But regardless, it would be fun to count down the days to Christmas with one.

Ryoma: I wanna see what’s in the drawers in that big one on display.

Yuuta: Right. Maybe they’ll have these giant candies.

Ryoga: You wanna go check it out, too?

Kikumaru: Oh, well there’s some other stalls I wanna check out, so I’ll catch up with you guys later.

Oishi: I’ll go with you too.

Ryoga: Gotcha. Welp, see ya.

—

Oishi: What did you want to see?

Kikumaru: Tree ornaments. There’s a tree at the camp that hasn’t been decorated yet.

Kikumaru: I talked with the staff and they said I could decorate it if I bought the ornaments.

Oishi: Oh, yeah? There’s a stall right around here that’s selling all kinds of them.

Kikumaru: Oh, so there is. Here’s some ball ornaments, and some holly ornaments.

Kikumaru: But they’re all pretty basic, aren’t they? It’s gonna be hard trying to pick out ones I actually like~

???: See, I knew you guys weren’t putting any thought into it!

Oishi: Wha…

[Episode 2]

Tohno: See, I knew you guys weren’t putting any thought into it!

Oishi: Wha…

Omagari: Sheesh. You yelled so loud I thought something happened, but you were just calling out to those middle schoolers.

Tohno: Well I couldn’t just stay quiet and let those halfwits half-ass what they’re doing.

Tohno: If you’re gonna celebrate Christmas, then it’s only right that you celebrate it thoroughly and with its original meaning in mind.

Kikumaru: I’m trying, but… do the decorations have any meaning?

Tohno: Holly was used to ward off evil, and ornaments represent an abundant harvest.

Tohno: There’s always meaning and protocols in the things you prepare for this. If you don’t follow those protocols, then you can’t call them Christmas decorations.

Kikumaru: So, I guess that means we should stick with the status quo. But I was wanting unique decorations…

Oishi: Well, yeah… but maybe you could make the basic decorations look unique by using different colors?

Kikumaru: Different colors…

Tohno: Hey, now that’s a good idea!

Oishi: Oh… thank you very much.

Tohno: But you have to be smart when using different colors too. It’s become a whole lot harder now, hasn’t it~?

Tohno: But you’re the one who raised the bar on yourself, so that’s on youuuuuu!

Kikumaru: Nice going Oishi, you’ve raised the bar…

Oishi: No, I was just making a suggestion…

Tanegashima: Hey-o. I’ve got meat pies.

Tanegashima: Oh, there’s middle schoolers here too. Looks like everyone’s gettin’ merry on Christmas Eve~☆

Omagari: Was the stall crowded?

Tanegashima: It isn’t now. That tree over there’s starting to light up, so it looks like people are flocking in that direction.

Omagari: That one there? It does glow beautifully, even during the daytime.

Tohno: There’s a toy soldier hanging from the tree. They’ve got pretty good taste, don’t they?

Tanegashima: I’m pretty sure that’s just a basic decoration, but you really like it?

Tohno: I think it’d be great inspo for an Execution! I’m gonna take a closer look!

Omagari: Man, doesn’t matter what he sees, he’s always thinking of executions. That figures.

Tanegashima: Atsu’s very committed, especially when it comes to his Executions. He’s always got his antenna up.

Oishi: True… that must be why he said Christmas should be celebrated thoroughly.

Tanegashima: Yeah, maybe so. Or he’s just the type of guy who wants people to put in the effort with what they’re doing.

Kikumaru: Yeah, true…

Kikumaru: Well, let’s put in all the effort we can then. We’ll pick out decorations with creative colors.

Oishi: Yeah. Let’s do it.

[Episode 3]

Yuuta: These chocolate strawberries are so good!

Mizuki: They said these chocolate-covered apple desserts are exclusive to this market as well.

Mizuki: There’s many families visiting here as well. This certainly does seem to be an event that can be enjoyed by people of all ages.

Yuuta: Yeah. It is Christmas after all, I even saw some kids buying gifts.

Mizuki: That’s right, there will be a gift exchange at tonight’s party, have you gotten anything yet?

Yuuta: I haven’t yet. I’ve been checking out all the stalls, but I don’t know what to buy.

Mizuki: Why don’t you try getting something you would be happy to receive?

Yuuta: Mmm… for me, that’d be sweets. Maybe we can check them out?

Mizuki: Of course. There’s a sweets stall right around the corner, let’s go check it out.

—

Ryoma: They’re doing another street performance over there. Juggling this time.

Ryoga: Wow. I still think the clown walking on stilts was pretty cool, though.

Ryoma: Hm…? They’re selling socks over here. They look a little big, though.

Ryoga: A little. But with your size Chibisuke, you could fit your whole body into one, huh?

Ryoma: Don’t treat me like a kid.

Ryoga: Kakaka. I’m just kidding.

Ryoga: But stockings do take me back.

Ryoma: What do you mean?

Ryoga: Back in the US, we’d put letters in our stockings asking Santa for gifts.

Ryoga: I thought we could spend Christmas together like we did back then. It’s been so long, though.

Ryoma: What’s wrong. You’re getting all deep all of a sudden.

Ryoga: Mm. Yeah, maybe?

Ryoga: If there’s anything you want, just let me know by the end of tonight.

Ryoga: I’ll let Santa know too.

Ryoma: Are you treating me like a kid again?

Ryoga: Hey, now. Santa only visits good kiddos, remember?

Ryoga: C’mon, let’s go check out the other stalls.

Ryoma: Hey, don’t pull me…

Ryoma: Jeez, you’re a handful, Big Bro.

[Episode 4]

Kintarou: Hey, hey! Why don’t they sell any takoyaki~?

Chitose: Kin-chan, this is a Christmas market, they’re not gonna have takoyaki everywhere like Osaka.

Ishida: But the octopus is red and the seaweed’s green. They could sell it as Christmas colors.

Chitose: Well, that is one way to look at it. Maybe they do sell it somewhere.

Chitose: Let’s browse the stalls while we look for some takoyaki, okay?

—

Kai: Hey, Rin. That scarf looks so thick and fluffy and warm.

Kai: …Huh, he’s gone?

Chinen: He left to go get something to drink.

Chinen: …Wait, Kei-kun’s not here either.

Kite: He went to the stalls over there to purchase some hot food.

Kai: Everyone’s all over the place.

Kite: You can’t control what other people want to do.

Kai: Whoa, they have a plush toy shaped like a tree. How cool.

Chinen: They’ve got all kinds of Christmas costumes too. I’m gonna look for a black Santa suit in the sale cart.

Kai: Black Santa suit?

Chinen: Fufu… I wanna be a black Santa that’ll scare all the naughty little children.

Kintarou: Huhhh! Mister, you’re gonna be Santa?

Ishida: A black Santa costume, that’d be a cool way to change things up.

Chitose: There is a party tonight, maybe I should look for something too.

Kite: Oh, so you’re all here too.

Kintarou: If you’re gonna be Santa, then please give me a present.

Chinen: Yes, right… if you’re a good little boy, then I’ll give you a present. But if you’re a naughty little boy, then I might take you away somewhere.

Kintarou: I’m a good boy!

Ishida: That’s right, Kintarou-han’s been working real hard in tennis.

Chinen: Yes, yes, I see. Alright, then I’ll give you one of the cookies I just bought.

Kintarou: Yay! I got a present!

Kite: You certainly are kind for a black Santa.

Chinen: That’s because he wasn’t a naughty child. I’m saving the scares for the naughty children… fufu…

Kai: Well I’ve been a good boy too, so does that mean I get a present?

Kite: And just what makes you believe that? Once you’ve made up for all the times you were tardy, then you can talk.

Tanishi: Hey, guys! There’s these huge sausage kebabs over here!

Kai: Whoaa, those look so good. I’m gonna go buy one too.

Kintarou: Sounds great. I’ll go have one too!

Kite: So carefree… the lot of you.

Chitose: But it’s Christmas, so it’s good to have fun. These happy vibes are actually pretty nice.

[Episode 5]

Ryoga: Here, Chibisuke. I bought you some hot chocolate, this should warm you up a little.

Ryoma: Thank you. Looks good.

Ryoma: Whew… whew…

Ryoga: Too hot?

Ryoma: I just don’t wanna burn my tongue.

Ryoga: Oh snap, that is really hot. I’ll let mine cool off too.

—

Ryoga: By the way, have you seen anything you liked at the stalls?

Ryoma: Nope… Why?

Ryoga: I already told you. I’m gonna tell Santa what you want.

Ryoma: This joke again. You’ve been teasing me all day.

Ryoga: (He thinks it’s a joke? Man, this kid…)

Krauser: Ryoma, Merry Christmas!

Ryoma: Merry Christmas. So you came with them, Krauser.

Yagyuu: He saw the ad of this place on the TV and invited me.

Niou: I came along since there’s stuff I wanted to buy, but this place is actually pretty nice.

Krauser: So you came with your brother, Ryoma. I’m jealous that you’re able to spend Christmas with your family.

Ryoma: Really? We just happened to be around each other today.

Ryoga: Oh, c’mon, quit lying. You know you chose to stick with me.

Niou: How about you try some of this magic gum? Eat this, and it’ll make you honest in no time.

Krauser: I tried it earlier and it made me very honest. I highly recommend it!

Yagyuu: Uh no, it’s snapping gum…

Krauser: Yagyuu-san, you ruined the prank.

Ryoma: Yeah, I’m gonna pass on that then.

Niou: Aw man, you’re no fun.

Ryoma: Heh… you’ve got a ways to go.

Ryoga: (…Chibisuke’s looking like he’s having fun.)

Yagyuu: By the way, there’s a Christmas concert being held soon, will you be going?

Ryoma: It’s an outdoor stage. It’ll probably be too cold to just sit still and listen to the performance.

Niou: I wouldn’t worry too much about that. Apparently there’s heaters placed at the foot of the seats.

Ryoma: Huh, it shouldn’t be too bad then… Okay, let’s go.

Ryoma: Hey, get a move on, Big Bro.

Ryoga: Hey, hey, don’t just leave me behind.

Ryoga: (I was hoping I could find out what gift he wants.)

Ryoga: …Being Santa isn’t easy.

[Episode 6]

Ryoma: They had so many singers, they were all extraordinary.

Ryoga: That choir was legit, wasn’t it. They performed the usual Christmas songs but their take on them was pretty refreshing.

Krauser: I was surprised to see a koto being played with the brass band! It was very Japanese!

Yuuta: Whoa… the wind’s strong…

Mizuki: Now that we’re away from the heaters, it’s going to feel extra cold.

Tohno: Huh? How pathetic, you’re shivering so much over this?

Ryoma: So you watched the concert too, senpai.

Tohno: Their performance wasn’t that bad to listen to.

Mizuki: It was a very nice concert. The music was superb, but the host’s presentation was excellent as well.

Krauser: He also shared a lot of knowledge about Christmas. It was very interesting.

Mizuki: I learned methods on livening things up with conversational skills and when to take breaks for tonight’s party, it was very informative as well.

Ryoma: Oh that’s right, you are hosting tonight’s party, huh.

Mizuki: Yes, I even prepared a script as the host that I’ve been working on as we speak, I intend to hold a fun party.

Tohno: That sounds great!! I’m looking forward to it, okay?

Mizuki: Oh…

Tohno: Well you said it yourself, you’re putting in the effort as a host, so everyone at the camp should at least get excited over that.

Tohno: But if you end up letting us down, it’s not gonna be pretty.

Mizuki: …Yes, of course, I understand.

Yuuta: Mizuki-san… I’m rooting for you!

Mizuki: Worry not, I will ensure that it will be a fun party.

Mizuki: …It will, it absolutely will.

Ryoga: Not getting a lil’ nervous, are you?

Mizuki: As if I would. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must finish the preparations for tonight.

Yuuta: Oh, I’ll head back with you. I think I’ve seen enough of the market.

Tohno: I should head back and do one last checkup on some things.

Krauser: What will you two do now?

Ryoma: Why don’t we head back too, Big Bro? It’s getting really cold again.

Ryoga: Yeah… I’ve still got things I wanna do. You can go on ahead without me.

Ryoma: Oh…

Ryoga: Alrighty… time to start working as Santa.

[Episode 7]

Clerk: Thank you very much.

Ryoga: …Okay, got it.

Ryoga: (Chibisuke said he didn’t want anything… but when we were together, he kept staring at this.)

Mouri: Oh, hey.

Kabaji: Good evening.

Ryoga: Oh, it’s kinda weird seeing you all together.

Ochi: We just happened to run into each other at the moment.

Mouri: Did you come to buy Christmas presents?

Ryoga: I actually plan on becoming Santa. Don’t tell anyone else what I bought, please.

Atobe: I see, so it’s a secret gift.

Ryoga: Well, yeah. You guys buying gifts for other people too?

Ochi: Mouri gave me a gift this morning, so I came here to return the favor.

Mouri: It was just a lil’ something to express my gratitude, I didn’t mean to make you feel obligated.

Atobe: I’m getting gifts for all of my club members at the camp.

Atobe: Right, Kabaji, show me the list of what everyone wants.

Kabaji: Right.

Ryoga: That’s nice, so they told you directly what they wanted.

Ryoga: I couldn’t get a straight answer, so I had to pick one I thought they’d like.

Ochi: But if you chose it yourself then that means you put thought into it, right.

Mouri: Yeah, plus I think it’d be a nice surprise.

Ryoga: But if they end up not liking it, I’m gonna be really upset.

Kabaji: When it comes to gifts, I believe people are more happy that you got them something rather than what you got them…

Atobe: Heh, that’s a good point.

Ryoga: Yeah, I get that… I hope that’ll be the case for this.

Kabaji: Why not write a letter and include it with your gift?

Mouri: There you go. A letter would be a great way to express your feelings directly.

Ryoga: That would be a whole lot better than just giving them a present. I’ll give it a try.

Ryoga: I wonder if they sell any stationery around here…

Ryoga: …Oh, I found some good ones.

[Episode 8]

Ryoma: Man, where did Big Bro run off to…

???: Ho-ho-hooo!

Ryoma: …

Ryoma: …Was that your Santa impersonation?

Ryoga: Yep, pretty much.

Ryoga: I told you you could go on ahead without me, but it looks like you stayed just to look for me.

Ryoma: Yeah, ‘cause you just disappeared and I thought something was wrong.

Ryoga: Everything’s fine, I told you there was some things I wanted to do, didn’t I?

Ryoga: But I’m sorry if I made you feel lonely.

Ryoma: I didn’t feel lonely…

Ryoga: I bet. ‘Specially since you got all these nice friends around you, huh.

Ryoga: I was really glad to see you smiling and having a good time with them earlier today.

Ryoma: Why would you be happy to see me smiling?

Ryoga: Because you’re my little brother, of course I’d be happy to see you happy.

Ryoga: I also figured you’d be fine with me being gone since they’re here, too.

Ryoma: Well, I guess being with them is pretty nice.

Ryoma: But you’re alright to hang out with too, Big Bro…

Ryoma: It feels a little better to have you around than not… Just a little, though.

Ryoga: Aw, what a cute thing to say.

Ryoma: Yeah, never mind. I can’t with your jokes.

Ryoga: I’m being serious here. You little fart~

Ryoma: Can you stop… Quit messing up my hair…

Kikumaru: Oh, there he is. Shorty!

Fuji: You’ll be late to the Christmas party if you don’t head back soon, you know?

Ryoga: Ah, it’s about time now, huh.

Ryoma: …Achoo.

Fuji: Fufu, it’s gotten pretty cold too.

Kikumaru: They were giving away these hand warmers for free. I have some more, so you can use them.

Ryoma: Thanks.

Fuji: Take one too, senpai.

Ryoga: Oh, thank you.

Fuji: …Huh, it’s snowing.

Kikumaru: Huhhh. The forecast didn’t mention it was gonna snow.

Ryoga: But seeing all these lights with the snow sure is beautiful. It’s cold, but maybe it’s lucky that we got to see this.

Ryoma: …Yeah. I’m glad we didn’t leave yet.

[Episode 9]

Mizuki: Now, let the party commence. Everyone, please raise your glasses of juice.

All: Merry Christmas! …And happy birthday!!

Ryoma: Wha… how’d you all know it’s my birthday?

Kikumaru: Senpai had spread the word about it. We may as well celebrate them together, anyway.

Ryoga: The more people celebrate, the better, right?

Ryoma: Can’t you just mind your own business… well, it’s fine.

—

Mizuki: —All right, we will now begin the gift exchange.

Mizuki: Exchanging gifts during Christmas time is said to be a custom born out of feelings of mutual consideration for each other.

Mizuki: So let us celebrate this Christmas gracefully, and share our compassion with others.

Tohno: SURPRISE!!!

Oishi: Senpai…?

Mizuki: …Oh, what is it?

Tohno: I’ll take it from here. Not that you’re a bad host or anything, you seem to know what Christmas is all about and have done a good job livening things up.

Mizuki: Nhm. Why, I’m honored.

Tohno: But I wanna spice things up a bit. I’m gonna turn this little gift exchange into an official competition!

Mizuki: What… a competition…?

Tohno: Everyone will draw numbers and choose their gift in numerical order. The catch is that the even numbers can steal a gift from another person.

Kikumaru: That’s different, but it sounds interesting.

Mizuki: But, weren’t you the one who had said that it’s important to hold these events while knowing its original meaning? Does this not contradict that statement?

Tohno: This kind of competition is popular in Europe and the US. Besides, it’s still a gift exchange.

Tohno: Look here, these are the numbers you’ll draw that’ll decide what order you’ll pick the presents.

Tohno: And these extra slips are a little gift from me…

Tohno: They’re “Execution Test Subject Tickets”. This is a perfect time to use them!

Oishi: E-Execution test subject…!?

Tohno: I’ve hidden some of these tickets in the presents. Whoever ends up with one will get executed.

Tohno: It’s one of the best surprises you’ll ever receive. Hyaahyaahyaah!!

Mizuki: E-Excuse me!?

Kikumaru: That’s not good… if we choose a gift that has one of those tickets in it, we’ll get executed!

Ryoga: Haha, how fun!

Oishi: Huh…?

Ryoga: It’s a big surprise, but you may as well have fun with it, right?

Ryoma: I won’t care if I end up with one of those execution tickets. I’ll just get my revenge on him.

Kikumaru: Oh, really? You guys really are brothers~

Mizuki: You certainly are brave. Very well, as the host, I will brace myself and join the fun.

Mizuki: Now… let the gift competition commence!

[Episode 10]

Mizuki: Everyone, this concludes tonight’s entertainment. Please continue to enjoy your meals and merriment to your heart’s content.

—

Tohno: Keh, the surprise I worked so hard on got ruined…

Mizuki: So it did, all of the upperclassmen ended up with your execution tickets…

Mizuki: But today is the Holy Night of mercy, so why not spend the rest of Christmas Eve peacefully?

Tohno: Hmph… well, I guess I can just give ‘em all a good beating later.

Oni: Hey, that apple pie you like so much is about to run out.

Tohno: Huhh? Please, I’m gonna get some regardless.

Mizuki: *sigh*… I am utterly exhausted…

Kikumaru: Nice job. Big surprise aside, you made it a lot of fun, Mizuki.

Mizuki: It’s only natural that my skills would produce a fun party.

Kikumaru: Nyahaha. Of course, Mizuki.

Kikumaru: Oh, yeah. I’m gonna check out the gift I got.

Kikumaru: I’m happy to see all this candy in here. But what do you even call this thing…?

Oishi: It’s a Christmas Boot.

Kikumaru: Oh, yeah, that is a fitting name.

Oishi: Wow, there’s a snowman cookie in there too.

Kikumaru: You want some? Okay, I’ll share it with you, Oishi~

—

Ryoga: Looks like Christmas Eve’s almost over. Feels like the whole day just flew by.

Ryoma: It does. With going to the Christmas market and this party…

Ryoma: Oh yeah, I know I’m a day late for this. But happy birthday, Big Bro.

Ryoga: Oh wow, the birthday boy just congratulated me. Thank you.

Ryoma: Also, thanks for inviting me to the Christmas market today. It was actually kinda fun.

Ryoga: That’s good. I’m glad.

—

Ryoga: (Okay… is Chibisuke fast asleep?)

Ryoga: (Good… sleeping soundly. I’ll leave his present here, then.)

Ryoma: Mm…

Ryoga: (Crap, is he waking up?)

Ryoma: Big Bro… let’s go to this stall next…

Ryoga: (What the, he’s talking in his sleep. Must be dreaming about today.)

Ryoga: Merry Christmas… and happy birthday, too.

The following morning—

Ryoma: A present and Christmas card…? Is this…

Card: “Santa brought you a present, Chibisuke! I hope you like it.”

Card: “I’m glad I got to spend Christmas Eve with you again.”

Ryoma: Heh… typical, Big Bro.

[Epilogue]

The day after Christmas—

Mizuki: We’ll store these decorations away in this box. Please do not mix any of them up.

Kikumaru: Huhh, I won’t be able to tell the difference. You’re gonna have to label them with magic marker or something~

Mizuki: Just pay attention to the size of the decorations inside, please. We’re sorting them by size.

Tohno: Hey, I already took care of the decorations over there.

Kikumaru: Thank you very much, senpai.

Tohno: I’m not gonna rest until all this stuff’s been taken care of.

Kikumaru: Wow, so thorough.

Kikumaru: And that surprise on Christmas Eve really had us on the edge of our seats, even though it was kinda scary.

Mizuki: Yes, it was. Although it was unexpected, it did make things a lot of fun thanks to you.

Tohno: Kuukuku! Is that so?

Tohno: Maybe I should keep it up and try doing something interesting for New Year’s too, eh?

Tohno: Like maybe we could use actual bodies as the hagoita, and ring in the New Year with screams around the camp, and instead of a happy face in “Fukuwarai” we could do one of anguish…

Mizuki: It’s still too early to be thinking of New Year’s… let’s prioritize cleaning up after Christmas right now.

—

Ryoma: Hah…!

Ryoga: Yo, Chibisuke. You’ve been really going at it with that wall since this morning.

Ryoga: So you’re already out of the Christmas spirit?

Ryoma: Yep. I wanna become even stronger.

Ryoga: It’s always about aiming for the top with you.

Ryoga: That competitive streak hasn’t changed since you were a kid.

Ryoma: Well yeah, I’m not gonna lose to anybody… including you, Big Bro.

Ryoga: Oh-ho, is that right.

Ryoma: How about I show you just how strong I’ve become. Let’s have a serious match today.

Ryoga: …Whoa there. I hate to break it to you, but I’m gonna hold off on that for now.

Ryoga: But if it’s just some simple smackin’ the ball, we can do that all you want.

Ryoma: Tch… whatever.

Ryoma: Alright, let’s take it from here.

Ryoga: Heh… you got it.

[STORY END]

[fandom-hoarder]

Incest kink here too! I was wondering what other incest ships you like? :)

Nice 🙌

Besides the variety of intergenerational wincest I'm currently obsessed with, I've also shipped:

Uchihacest (Itachi/Sasuke mainly, from Naruto)

>> I've also read/written fic where Sasuke and Naruto are stepbrothers or half brothers. 👀

Elric bros (Ed/Alphonse from Fullmetal Alchemist)

Inucest (Sesshomaru/Inuyasha from Inuyasha)

Fujicest (Shuusuke/Yuuta Fuji from Prince of Tennis)

Cousincest (Touma/Shigure from Gravitation)

Hitachiincest (Kaoru/Hikaru Hitachiin from Ouran High School Host Club -- I like to add Haruhi to the mix sometimes, too; she's the only one who can tell them apart)

Kaulitz Twincest (Bill/Tom RPF from Tokio Hotel)

Morgause/Morgana (BBC Merlin)

Mudocest (Setsuna/Sara from Angel Sanctuary)

Angelcest (Rosiel/Alexiel from Angel Sanctuary)

Aoyagicest (Seimei/Ritsuka from Loveless, but I prefer that as a triangle with Soubi and dark!Seimei)

A number of combinations of Sohmacest from Fruits Basket, but based more on the manga than the anime

>>> Aaaand honorable mention (because it's not REALLY incest, but it's SORT OF child/guardian and gets treated like incest): Sirry (Sirius/Harry from HP)

I probably have some I'm forgetting 🤷‍♀️ I'm a sucker for the tragedy.

[yuzuyuzz]

Hisa-Fuji [ Hisame Itsumi-Fuji Syusuke]

"You can freely Love me, but i don't know if i can love you back" - Hisame.

"It's Fine, i will be your side even you don't love me back. But i want to make sure you know i really love you, Senpai." - Fuji

Fuji meet Hisame when Hisame strolling around Park. She stopped by in Tennis Court and seeing Ryōma and Momoshiro playing (without they noticing Hisame watching them between the tree).

Fuji who noticed Hisame existence, slowly approaching her and of course Hisame surprise with Fuji Appearance //she got goosebumps when see a beautiful man with brown hair standing behind her back.

[They meet in First Season in Tenipuri]

At first time Hisame always avoiding Fuji whenever she meet or unexpectedly bumped each other. Fuji got curious about Hisame and later he found out Hisame is High school Students.

"Hisame -Senpai!" He called that slender young woman with dark blue hair and black iris everyday like that.

"Don't call me easily like that!"

"What a shame, but I'd love calling you like that"

Fuji flirting Hisame everyday they meet in Park,

"You really shameless Junior! Put your respect!"

"I do, so i call you Senpai"

"-----you---"

Hisame who always following by Fuji everytime they go to school finally give up and let Fuji do whatever he wants. But still, Hisame never let her guard towards him.

"How old are you?" -Hisame-

"Me? I'm 15 years old" -Fuji-

"What? I don't want to going out with fresh graduate"

"So what about waiting for me 2 years?"

"You really never give up"

"I never give up about you Senpai!"

------

Ryōma realize his Senpai always going out alone after training every Monday and Thursday, he never let anyone know where he goes. Momoshiro and Eiji also curious with Fuji's action, he looks different lately.

So this Trio make a move and follow Fuji, and yep, you can guess it they found out about Hisame at the moment Fuji looks so clingy to her. This make Momoshiro and Ryōma shivering, Fuji, who always be Tezuka side, now he already going out for DATE?

"He's not my Boyfriend" -Hisame-

"Not Yet" - Fuji-

Hisame never has intentions to being closed to Fuji nor Seigaku. She doesn't know if their meeting is Misfortune or not, but suddenly Hisame Realize this time she already fallen with beautiful young man which someone who never she expected in her life.

Hisame Lately be Friend with Yuuta (Fuji's lil brother), Shiraishi (Shitenhoji), Yukimura Seiichi (Rikkai) and Yuushi Oshitari (Hyōtei) even She know mostly all Tennis Club.

At the End Fuji publicly confess to Hisame in the end of National Tournament //after Ryōma win against Yukimura (he ignored all his teammates and Rikkai even other Tennis club who watched them and screaming)

This is their spring. But the Sakura isn't blooming in long way. Because before Fuji enter U-17, when he and Yuuta visited Hisame in her apartement. The horrifying incident begin.

Someone ring Hisame apartment, but when Fuji open the door he found out someone with black mask and black hat standing with thick jackets (which he use a rosario and cross emblems on the left chest)

Hisame approach Fuji who stands freezing because he know this guys want to do something bad. Under 5 second, The big guys pull out his hand and stabbing Fuji with knife, but Hisame grab Fuji T-shirt, make him jerked back, Fuji falling on the floor and crashed the buffet, in exchanged Hisame now covered him until the knife stabbed now Hisame stomach brutally.

Not only that, when Hisame try to kick that big guy to get out of her apartement, he stab Hisame again twice in Hisame left shoulder and chest. Hisame with all her last strength slammed the door and falling down.

Yuuta hear a commotion in front of the connecting door. When he yells to his brother, Fuji slam and locked the connecting door to prevent Yuuta come out.

"YUUTA! DON'T COME! STAY THERE!! CALL THE POLICE!! CALL AMBULANCE!!!"

"ANIKI!? ANIKI? WHAT'S? WHAT'S HAPPENED THERE? HISAME-SAN?!"

"Call Police, Yuuta,---Call the Ambulance, NOW!!"

Yuuta still shocked when he heard that kind hearted Brother screaming Depressedly. He saw something dark - red liquid coming from under the door. Yuuta with panicking way called Police and Ambulance. He still lock in living room.

After the perpetrator run away, left Fuji and Hisame covered in blood. Fuji doesn't hurt, but he covered by Hisame blood.

"Shuu-kun doesn't hurt? Can i ask you something? For my apologies who always avoid your feelings. Please take care of my little sister. Akane"

"Senpai-- i.. "

"Can you promise?"

"I.. Promise... "

Fuji can't hear anything except Police and Ambulance sirene. He even can't Yuuta word. The body who he held is getting cold. The apartment suddenly got mess and noisy

In the hospital

Because heavy bleeding Hisame die in her 19th y.o in suspicion of murders by police.

----

Ryōma see Yuuta enter Seigaku's gate with pale face.

He stopped Yuuta and ask what happened, Yuuta want to meet Ryuuzaki Sensei, Seigaku Tennis coach. But Ryōma still cornered Yuuta to speak up.

"Aniki and Hisame-san... Got attacked"

".. Where?"

"Tokyo Hospital Center..."

Ryōma run without ask anything again to Yuuta. After he arrives firstly before Tezuka cs, he found His Senpai, Fuji who Standing in front of hospital wards.

"Senpai! Fuji-senpai!!"

Fuji hear Ryōma yelling to him from the end of the hallway, in this time Ryōma testified that in front of him now was the most horrific scene in his life.

Ryōma saw Fuji still covered by Hisame Blood, smiling to him without shine in his eye and welcoming him in the hospital hallway.

"Welcome, Echizen."

-Fin-

P.s :

In Hisame Funeral, Atobe Keigo come to Fuji and give him a brown map. That's thick enough and full of paper with something written there.

"That guy, is someone of Ando Dairenji subordinates, he also representative of World Cup Tennis Athlete. Itsumi Hisame biological Father order this guy to come to you, not Hisame."

"... Thank you Atobe."

"So what will you do after this?"

Ryōma sneaking from Seigaku member and hiding behind Shoji to eavesdrop Atobe and his Senpai conversation.

"What will i do you say?"

"... Fuji.. Don't said.. You will--"

"Of course killing him without exception"

Ryōma shivering with his Senpai words, so now, he has another task to do. Ryōma will stopped Fuji to murder someone

[fictional-birthdays]

Happy Birthday! (February 18th)

Kozue Yusa (Cinderella Girls)

Chisato Watase (Boyfriend Kari Kirameki Note)

Dora (Animal Crossing)

Halle Lidner (Death Note)

Elena (Pop’n Music)

Iruka Suda (Love Live School Idol Festival)

Smile (Pop’n Music)

Yuuta Fuji (Prince of Tennis)

Tora Igarashi (Kaichou wa Maid-sama)

Hibari (Senran Kagura)

Mei Amanohokosaka (BlazBlue)

Moritaka Mashiro (Bakuman)

[aspiringtrashpanda]

🍙TOGE x YUUTA💍

This is for my spontaneous event, which can be found here! I LOVE this prompt, thank you Twitter friend! There’s something just so bewitching about the mountains and the sage and I had so much fun writing (and doing way too much research about sage for) this! 💕

“Italics” is sign language

No C/W apply

“Why did we have to get Ijichi to drive us 3 hours way, into the middle of nowhere, again?” Yuuta asked, lifting his knees high as he stepped around the crawling bushes and tree roots of the Honshu mountains.

He heard Maki scoff from up ahead, her jade ponytail swinging with each step she took as she lead the team into further wilderness, “It’s not the middle of nowhere.  We’re at the base of Mt. Fuji.”

“Base?” Yuuji scrambled after her, red sneakers digging into the loose soil marking their departure from the main, trodden trail, “We just climbed... like a wholeass mountain.”

Panting as she stretched her arms high above her head in an attempt to relieve a stitch in her side, Nobara huffed, “Well, yeah, a mountain is made up of smaller mountains.”

“I thought just the peak was considered Mt. Fuji,” Megumi added, gaze fixed to the birds flitting from tree to tree, their shadows dancing against the midday sun. 

Panda lifted a claw to his chin, following Megumi’s stare as he mused, “The whole island is Mt. Fuji, I think?”

Maki paused mid-step, shooting an incredulous look over her shoulder, “You’re all idiots.”

“Shake,” Toge spoke up from where he walked next to Yuuta, hands shoved in the pockets of his baggy pants as if he wasn’t the least bit concerned about tripping.

Maki snorted, “Oh shut up, Toge.  You’re no better.”

“Okaka!”

“But why are we here?” Yuuta tried again, accidentally nudging Toge’s shoulder with his bicep as he swerved to avoid a particularily pointed, low-hanging branch.  

Heat rocketed through his arm like he had been stuck by lightning, his heart skipping a beat.  

Toge blinked up at him in surprise, concern lancing through those pretty, lilac, heavy-lidded eyes with the platinum lashes that kissed his cheeks whenever he blinked and...

Yuuta squawked as the tip of his shoe knocked against a rock.  

Nobara narrowed her eyes as she glanced in his direction, as if she was disgusted by his panic over something as inoffensive as a rock... or still not over the whole Kyoto thing from his first year.  Who knows.  It had been months since he had returned home from abroad, and to this day, he had no clue where he stood with the fiery woman.

He must have looked might pathetic, stumbling over roots and branches like he wasn’t a Special Grade sorcerer, since she took pity on him.  “There’s this thing I read about online that I want to try.  I’m pretty sure there’s a ghost in my dorm room and I’ve tried almost everything else,” She finally answered.

“Did you...” Yuuji jumped over a fallen tree trunk, “Did you try exorcising it?”

“It’s a ghost, not a curse, you imbecile!” She snapped back.  

Maki let out a dramatic sigh, looking over her shoulder once more to lament, “And here I thought she just wanted to sleep in my room for me.”  She shot a wink in Nobara’s direction, ducking under a branch without even looking.

“Well that too, but the point is that I need sage.  To burn.  To rid my room of bad energy,” Nobara punctuated each break in the sentence by hopping from boulder to boulder, the path growing more rocky the higher they wandered, “It’s supposed to clear approximately 94 percent of airborne bacteria and release negative ions, which bring forth positive vibes.”

“Vibes, yeah,” Yuuji nodded, feigning comprehension.  

“You know, I also read about smudging online,” Megumi started, surprising everybody.  Heads swiveled towards him, eyes wide.  Yuuta stumbled as a leaf obscured his view momentarily.  Megumi frowned, continuing, “More so about the impact on nature from the over-harvesting of sage due to New Age practices growing in popularity.”

The group hummed in disappointed comprehension.  Very few people enjoyed reading boring non-fiction articles in their free time.  Megumi and, like, 7 other people.  If that.

“No one said you had to join, party pooper,” Nobara rolled her eyes, “Besides, sage is native to Honshu.  There’s almost too much of it here.”  

“YO! Is that a giant panda!?” Yuuji’s excited gasp had everyone rushing ahead, just to meet more disappointment.  

“Just me,” Panda lumbered back to the group, a cluster of yellow flowers in hand. “Sorry to let you down, but there are no pandas on Mt. Fuji.  Is this the sage you’re looking for, Kugisaki?”

Yuuta immediately looked to Toge as the others gathered around Panda’s find.  

Toge’s shoulders had slumped slightly, his eyes on his shoes as he trudged along.

Yuuta extended a hand, considering touching Toge’s back in comfort.  Of course Toge would deflate after Panda’s admission.  He loved pandas.  He had probably been quietly wishing they would see one, and now his dreams had been crushed in an instant.    

Yuuta was overwhelmed by an urge to make it all better, to find a panda somewhere and present it to Toge just to see his pretty smile, to see the way his dimples warped seals on either side of his mouth.  He was pretty sure that Toge’s smile was to Yuuta what pandas were to Toge, and he never ever wanted to go another day without seeing the way Toge’s nose squished and his cheeks – covered in a fine dusting of freckles – lifted when he laughed, squinting his enchanting eyes and...  

“HEY! Is that a red panda?”

Ah.  He had zoned out again, apparently coming back to earth just in time to see Yuuji throw himself deeper into the forest, accelerating by the second, swiftly disappearing from view.  

“Wait! Itadori, don’t-” Megumi’s head lolled against his backpack as he groaned up at the sky, “We have to go after him, don’t we?”

Murmurs of resignation were interupted only by Toge sighing, “Okaka.” He shrugged when everyone looked his way, signing, “Speak for yourself.”

As everyone rushed off in the direction that Yuuji had disappeared, Toge wandered off in the opposite direction, Yuuta following him.  

Toge had to know that Yuuta was there.  It had already been made painfully obvious that Yuuta was as clumsy as a newborn foal in such an obstacle-ridden environment.  Though, despite Yuuta’s shoes crunching twigs as he trotted after Toge, the latter made no effort to acknowledge him.

Not until he reached the treeline, the forest opening up into a grassy, sloping hill, a mountain valley stretching before them.  Only then, when he stood at the edge of the forest, the backdrop painted with clear blue sky and emerald green forest, did Toge look back at Yuuta, smiling softly and squinting against the sun.    

“Hey, Inumaki-san, um,” Yuuta watched as Toge plopped himself down in the tall grass, mountain breeze lifting strands of pale blond hair to dance in the clean air, “Do you mind if I join you?”

Toge patted the ground next to him.  

They sat in silence for a little bit, Toge’s features relaxing as he gazed out over the field.  In the distance, a deer and her fawn skittered around the far edge of forest.  Yuuta admired the way Toge’s breath caught in his throat, a faint gasp muffled by the face mask he had donned for their excursion, as he watched the animals interact with the nature around them.  The affection in Toge’s pretty eyes had Yuuta’s heart hammering in his chest.

Then, Toge turned to him, raising a brow in silent question, and Yuuta realized that he’d been caught staring.

“Um,” Yuuta floundered, trying to come up with something, anything, to say, “Do you think the sage thing really works?”

“Tuna tuna,” Toge shrugged, his eyes crinkling with amusement like he could see right through him.  His fingers flashed a quick, “Maybe.”

“Do you want to try it?”

“Okaka,” Toge waved him off, “Don’t need to.”

Yuuta balked, his jaw droping as he stammered through a protest, “What do you mean?!  We’re literally surrounded by negative energy all the time.  Wouldn’t it be nice to, I don’t know, not feel the crushing weight of cursed energy for a little bit?”

Toge hummed, turning his eyes to the mountains in the distance as he answered, “I already have my own way of smudging out the negative ‘vibes’.”

“You do?” Yuuta held his breath as Toge nodded.  

“Everything feels a lot lighter when you’re around.”

Did he mean...?  Like, the way that Toge had Yuuta feeling as though he was pumped full of helium whenever he so much as looked at him?  

“It does?” Yuuta curled his fingers into the grass, trying to ground himself, to set his expectations low, “Am I, um, am I controlling that?  Was Miguel supposed to teach me about this?”

“Yuuta,” Toge chuckled, reaching out to flick Yuuta’s nose, “I’m saying I like being around you.”

“Oh, I like being around my friends too,” Yuuta thought we was going to have a heartattack.  This wasn’t real.  This was a dream, right?  If he pinched himself he’d wake up and...

“Okaka,” Toge blinked slowly, unable to stop the way his shoulders shook in mirth, amusement making his hands tremble as he signed, “I like you more than a friend.”

“More than a friend?” Yuuta was going to die.

“I’m saying I have a crush on you.”

This was so much better than his dreams.  He had always thought that he’d be the one to confess to Toge, with some of Toge’s favourite flowers, in Tokyo, after taking him to dinner at his favorite sushi restaurant.  

And yet, here, surrounded by nature and mountains and the clear, blue sky, Toge’s blush creeping up from the edge of his face mask as his eyes darted away nervously... Yuuta couldn’t have asked for more.  

“Oh.  Oh,” He scrambled to his knees, twisting his body so that he was facing Toge, the grass      around them waving in the crisp breeze, molding to their shapes, “Oh!  Inumaki-san, I have a crush on you too!”  

“Shake?” Toge’s eyes widened, flitting back to Yuuta’s as they flooded with relief and nervous anticipation.  

“I do!” Yuuta’s voice cracked, jumping up an octave as he grabbed one of Toge’s hands, gushing, “God, Inuamki-san, I’ve had a crush on you for so long.”  

“Gross,” Toge finger-spelled.

Yuuta could have sworn he heard the record scratch.  “Oh, were you joking?”

“YUUTA!” Toge laughed, louder than Yuuta had ever heard him, tearing off his face mask to reveal his wide beam, his flushed cheeks his ever so kissable lips that were just calling Yuuta’s name.

So Yuuta leaned in and kissed him like it was something he had done thousands of times before.  Which, if he was including in dreams, he had.

Toge’s lips were soft against his own, slotting against his mouth like they belonged there, and god, Yuuta had known that to be true for so long.  

“Can I... Can I call you babe?” Yuuta caressed Toge’s cheek, gazing lovingly into his eyes, sparkling in pure joy.  

“Okaka,” Toge snorted, squishing up his nose.

He tried another approach, “...Dear?”

“O-ka-ka,” Toge punctuated each syllable with a kiss to Yuuta’s cheek, to his nose, to his lips.

“How about sweetheart?”

Toge mulled this one over, pursing his lips in thought.  Yuuta was prepared for another rejection, when he hummed, nodding with finality, “Shake.”

Yuuta smiled so hard his cheeks ached.  

“Hey, Nobara!” That was Yuuji’s voice, the sound of multiple pairs of shoes thumping against the ground nearing alarmingly fast. “This article says you’re supposed to use white sage.  This is Japanese yellow sage!”  

“Japanese sage for a Japanese ghost?” Toge pumped his eyebrows, grinning mischievously at Yuuta, his perfect teeth and pale pink lips so inviting.  

Yuuta grinned, unable to help himself, “I’m going to kiss you again, sweetheart.” 

And, because the universe hated him, his friends rolled up to the forest clearning just in time to not only hear his claim, but to see it in action too.

The ride back to Tokyo had been less than pleasant.  

“Hey, sweetheart, can you pass me the AUX?” Yuuji tapped Toge on the shoulder, gesturing to the stereo console closest to the latter’s seat next to Ijichi.  

Nobara butted in, thrusting her beverage into Toge’s hands, “Sweetheart, can you put my iced coffee in the cupholder?”

Yuuta groaned, ignoring the chuckles bouncing around the interior of the vehicle. 

“Everyone leave Yuuta alone,” Maki scolded, offering Yuuta reprieve.

...That lasted for a split second before she turned to Toge, adding, “You too, sweetheart.”  

[incorrectpot]

Yuta: [After working with Mizuki.] My feet are killing me. Mizuki: (Rubs his face.) My cheeks are killing me. [Yuta looks at him confused.] From smiling at the customers. Pretending to be polite is so exhausting! (Source Sabrina the Teenage Witch [90s.])

It is, never work at this kind of services

[chaileaf]

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰.

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

alias: chai pronouns: she/they age: twenty-two birthday: aug 18 (leo sun, aries moon, scorpio rising + infp) location: usa (est) favorites: sanrio, villains, collecting manga, eating ramen at my favorite restaurant downtown, doing tarot, and buying crystals.

𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒

anime: haikyuu, demon slayer, fruits basket, nana, kamisama kiss, chainsaw man, inuyasha, my hero academia movies: howl's moving castle, house of thirteen ghosts, breakfast at tiffany's, your name, my neighbor totoro music: sza, doja cat, bad bunny, h.e.r., fuji kaze, stray kids, hozier, kehlani, nothing but thieves, fall out boy, mayday parade, prince hobbies: writing, painting, sketching in random notebooks, reading manga, listening to music, making playlists for people i love, going on drives to clear my head, reading tarot, getting tattoos or tattooing myself animals: fox, shiba inu, piebald python, raven, crow pokemon: sylveon, tinkaton, dragonite, ninetails, gengar, arcanine, cubone food: ramen with spam, grilled cheese, barbecue chips, garlic and cheese croutons, charcuterie boards, sushi with spicy crab or spicy tuna, takis drinks: tito's vodka with any redbull, strawberry ramune, spiced chai with milk and sugar my beloveds: howl jenkins pendragon, dabi, jin bubaigarawa, kuromi, my melody, shuntaro chishiya, hanma shuji, hua cheng, hatake kakashi, baji keisuke, shin-ah, beidou, zhongli, kazutora hanemiya, xiao, inuyasha, haku, nishinoya yuu, ryuguji ken, iguro obanai, nana osaki + nana komatsu, fatgum, kyoya otori, tohru honda, tomoe, sesshomaru, nanami momozono, odanna (kakuriyo), sniper mask, dio brando, yuuta okkotsu, sukuna, inosuke hashibira, nanami kento, mafuyu sato, angel devil, keigo takami, haruka hashida, aki hayakawa, xie lan, bokuto kotaro, kirishima eijiro, taketora yamamoto, fumikage tokoyami, inumaki toge, sanemi shinazugawa, + more ♡

hii! if you've made it this far, congrats! i really appreciate everyone who takes the time to visit this page. it means a lot to me when people try to get to know me, even if it's from something written in a post. i love making new friends, so feel free to shoot a message or send in an ask! i like to think i'm relatively friendly. ＼(＾▽＾)／

anyways, have a wonderful day or night wherever you are! if you ever need someone to get advice from or just talk to, i'm all ears. make sure you drink water, eat a meal, and take some time to take care of yourself. byeee~ ♡( ◡‿◡ )

[oshi-nakadapiroki]

Nakada Hiroki Channel Nakacha no Ma #45 2023.8.25 Notes [Eng translation]

≫ Intro:

Again, he tweeted with very short notice soz

He only took one pic with Yuuta at Fuji-Q, although he feels like it's not a pic worth tweeting (at least we got the one Ryouga took)

He was set on not riding any of the attractions so he told Yuuta he'd be waiting instead while they stood in line and waited and waited and waited and then the moment both he and Rei got the safety bar lowered on them, it started pouring down like crazy lol ☔☔️

Hiroki is not the type to ride any of the attractions anyway, not just rollercoasters ❌️🎢❌️ And they only had a short time before rehearsals and all the attractions had like a 20 minute line (The spinning coffee cups are enough for him)

Again, he's wearing his zigzag headband ✨️ He just got home from rehearsals

His sideburns are looking fierce (also I feel like he's gotten a tan on his forehead and I can't unsee it)

The weather was hot but he feels it's still hotter in Tokyo. Besides, it was very windy around Fuji and they had rain the first day

There were lots of bugs but nothing crazy, lots of dragonflies

We get both talk of Fuji and his widow's peak 🗻 It's called Fujibitai in Japanese

This month's beer: Spring Valley White Silk Ale 500ml 🍺

He's gonna get more busy from now on with Suehirogari rehearsals and then Furuba which he hasn't gotten to memorizing his script yet

He doesn't know why he's bringing it up again but he's remembering how it was around the time when SRS22 had wrapped up and he had to cancel a play for the first time in his life (Hoshifuru Machi and Parade) and tabloids wrote that it was because he had "too many lines in the script" - which was absolutely not the case! He still thinks about the drama surrounding it til this day 💔 He won't make statements but sometimes he wants to just let it all out 🥺

It's not a matter of having an agency, he knew it was gonna be difficult to go freelance already

Sudden fireworks in the distance! 🎆 Then he realizes his house might get found out if he tells us there's fireworks in the surrounding area 🤫

He tries to convince himself that fireworks can be heard from quite a distance

Someone does the pinpon dash in the comment section lmao 🏃‍♂️💨💨

He decides to drink some more to shut himself up

Speaking of Shizuoka (someone mentioned in the comments), around 7PM last night he saw his first proper fireworks display of the year 🎆 Apparently they have fireworks when there's an event at Fuji-Q Conifer Forest

He tries to google how far fireworks can be seen heard from a distance - 4 km (and i oop)

He's already forgotten how much time has passed since Tensura performances, he loses track of time when he's deep in rehearsals

Even when ppl say they're freelance, they usually have at least someone tending to them somewhat - he doesn't have anyone like that

Chaba offers to act his manager 🙌

He's happy that we enjoyed his Benimaru and action scenes

He won't say that he looked cool on stage but he will admit his swordsmanship was beautiful

Apparently the old school he used to train under put alot of pressure on its elegance in particular, it's also important to have the right breathing technique

It's also about sliding your feet; in 2.5D, alot of actors are good at moving their upper body but has it go to waste because they can't move their feet just as well

"Everything you do starts with your feet"

"No matter how cool you look on top, if your legs look lame, it's lame"

When he went to see the Touken stage once, he thought that Suzuki Hiroki had a really beautiful technique

More talk about how to move your feet when wearing a hakama

He'll gladly tell us all more about how to stand properly

≫ Food corner:

This month's snack: Gorgonzola dipped in honey 🧀🍯

He used to be obsessed with gorgonzola back in the day, he has recently gotten into eating it again (but he can't have it without honey)

Recently, he's been having prosciutto ham, melon and burrata cheese (as seen)

Overall, he's been having alot of melon, peach and pear recently (shine muscat grapes are too expensive) 🍈🍑🍐

He also likes persimmons

Then again, he doesn't like the sourness of some peaches, and the pit is hard to remove

He finds the sweetness of some peaches compared to melon to be completely different

Peach pit = bouncy ball size

How to crack open a peach or avocado starring Nakada Hiroki

He thinks women particularly likes peaches

Someone calls him chef Hiroki in the chat, even though he doesn't cook that much; all he did was cut up the melon and ham, and poured some olive oil and salt and pepper on it lol

Okayama's specialty seems to be muscat grapes

Someone suggests that he'd do a Hiroki's dinner show but he thinks that would be alot of preparation

He used to eat an insane amount of pears when he was a child and then he got explosive diarrhea 💩

He likes his pears a bit chewy

≫ Tensura:

His hakama did indeed almost slide off during senshuuraku because he was hurrying up the stairs, he wasn't cautions enough with the hakama - they fixed it with magic tape/velcro though

He thought he had ripped it but he hadn't

He did stumble a few times off-stage

Benimaru wears two layered hakama anyways so he thinks it would be fine even if it ripped

Benimaru's outfits were super easy to move around in

Although the footwear were really difficult; he's more used to wearing tabi, so wearing setta (leather soled sandals) was a challenge (jumping was especially difficult)

Some suggested he'd wear rubber soles but it would just get flappy

He forgets what the second toe is called and calls it the ring toe

His toes would clench the setta straps 💢 but it would tingle like it was forming a bruise

Again, he's relishing in how easy it was to wear the overall outfit

At any rate, he finds heels super difficult to wear, particularly as Masaferry and his knee-high boots (they were sexy tho) - that might have been his most difficult one to wear when it comes to footwear

Shoutout to all the ladies who know the pain when the arch of the foot/shoe is rly narrow making it unstable

Shinonome was also difficult in terms of foot strain (the comments point out how he had to change footwear during the performance of Rusted Armor, idk if it was during the 1st or 2nd run)

He's contemplating whether it's more difficult to wear platform sandals or not

≫ Suehirogari:

Akashi is gonna be running this time!

He starts talking about the layout of the stage before realizing in the chat that it hasn't actually been officially announced yet lol (fans have sort of figured it out nevertheless)

The stage wasn't as big as he expected

Definitely bring a raincoat and towel in case of bad weather + lots of water

Shoutout to Beer Ball duo Kensuke and Akira lmao 🍻

He's done numerous live shows indoors already but being outdoors may bring a whole new set of difficult situation

The seats are really close to the stage but it's quite wide instead (unlike Yoyogi Gymnasium and Saitama Super Arena), however it's all same ground level

Also, the setlist is gonna be a bit of a challenge

He thinks it's because he joined rehearsals halfway through, his number of appearances might have decreased, but there's gonna be alot of songs with everyone in it (me: *praying it's not gonna be like Tori in SRS22 Fukuoka/Hiroshima/2nd half of Tokyo and he was off-stage for a good 50 minutes 😭*)

He apologizes due to the various circumstances that he probably won't be on stage much and seems to blame himself for it 🥺

Because of it, he'll show us his best Akashi when he's actually on stage 💖

If Akashi ever got a tanki, it'd just be him and the audience sleeping. He'd be playing relaxing music like when you're at the dentist lol

"Take a nap, have a snack, byebye"

He got a message on LINE from Ryouga

He went out to an izakaya with Ryouga and Nagata - stay tuned for what they had to eat!

Who gave him the banyanya cat - stay tuned!

He was also given a Snorlax Pokémon card because it looked like Akashi (it was not from Haru-chan, Kurumu or Kensuke; if it'd been from Imari, he'd been grossed out lmao)

He saw Mizue Kenta (Yamanbagiri Chougi's actor) again after a long time! (He used to also be at OscarPro)

≫ Birthday event etc:

He didn't do a gaming stream last month either but he's planning on making it up to us again

He thinks he looks like a yankee because he had his eyebrows dyed for Benimaru and it still shows. Since his own brows are rly thick and the colour comes out more naturally if they're more blonde, they ended up bleaching them a bit too much apparently

He seems proud to be complimented on his new shirt (it's a new Adidas launch)

It's not officially confirmed but he's 80% sure that he's gonna host this year's birthday event on Oct 21st (Tokyo) and Oct 29th (Osaka) 🎂

This might be his first local solo event - or not since he had one in Kyoto where Kurumu starred as guest (it was around the timing of Kishou Hongi)

He thought it'd better to have the two split up instead of the following day since they're in different places

"Don't force yourself to come" SIR I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE WORLD

Since the Osaka event is right around Halloween, everyone wants him to cosplay

He won't be bringing a guest (MC maybe?)

Cosplay suggestions: Uma Musume, Gojo, Akashi, Sephiroth, Haru (Rabbits Kingdom), Howl, Hamtaro, Goro Majima

He also wants to cos from Twisted Wonderland! Apparently some of the make-up/costume staff had told him he could do Azul (!!!) He doesn't know who he is tho 😭 When the chat tells him he's a megane character, he doesn't want to 🙅‍♂️ He doesn't think he's particularly suited for megane characters himself

Instead of Trey-senpai, he calls him Toilet-senpai

He wants to cosplay Malleus! And Idia

(Personally, I'd like to see him do Azul, Trey or Vil.. Some people suggested Cater as well. He'd probably do a good Sebek too)

Again, he's mentioning Meguro Ren and his hair (see Natsu no Jin Nagomi P2)

Happy Birthday to everyone born in August 🎉

"Enjoy your youth! Enjoy your birthday and your birthmonth this year and make the most wonderful summer memories, together with me!"

He's having trouble cutting the stream (as usual)

He calls Ryouga and Nakata his ochibi-chans 🥺 kawachii

≫ 2nd half of the stream:

Wife time!

He's having a particularly mouldy piece of cheese

Tori told him he went to the sauna yesterday

Shunya gave him the (secret) Pokémon card! He kept it because he didn't want to throw it away but then he passed it on to Ryousei

Apparently Ryousei has his seat right behind Hiroki at rehearsals (chat: it's like a school setting 😭 Touken Gakuen)

We get a short Ryousei impression, kawaii kawaii kawaii

Hiroki's off to pick some tea leaves and get some more beer

This month's second beer: Spring Valley Hojun 496 500ml 🍺🍺

He thinks it's fine if you don't cosplay for Halloween, just clipping something small in your hair is enough

No one would wanna take cheki with him if he cosplayed for real

The event is not gonna take place at the Hulic Hall Theatre this time

He still doesn't believe we want to see him cosplay

It might be the first event he's held in a while that won't require masks (it might depend on the venue though)

He asks if we want to go without masks or see-through partition screen; an overwhelming response for no partition screen!

What if he himself has to wear a mask if there's no partition screen?

He tries to take a peek at the cheese's calorie amount and end up dropping some of it on the floor

Cheese is low in calories so he thinks it's good for when you're on a diet (he himself is proof of it lol), protein is important as well

He hasn't been able to go to the gym at all recently

≫ Tensura and Suehirogari:

Someone mentions the Oni zap in the chat, it seems to have been part of the adlib scene in one of the Tensura performances (8.13 matinée; they had only done it once previously during rehearsals), they had way too fun with the adlibs, to the point they didn't even have to speak with one another

You can tell Hiroki rly likes both Ryo and Hagino, the three of them kept chattering away backstage

They wanted to do the adlib scene (w/ Benimaru, Souei, Hakurou) because it gave a glimpse into the everyday life of the Ogre clan, they wanted to show the warmth and bond they shared as a family, but scenes like that had to be condensed and kept getting cut down

He doesn't know who came up with the adlib idea but they kept it real each time because that's what it's like to be around family

He thinks it's super fun to do adlibs with the help of everyone, after all you can't do adlibs by yourself

It's the same with Toumyu adlib although there's more regulations and it has to be ever more condensed (probably considering how many they are by now)

That being said, he's not saying there weren't restrictions to Tensura but, he just wanted to try to convey what he felt like for the character

There might just be someone who breaks the adlib restrictions in upcoming Toumyu performances, it's gonna be hilarious (a few guesses in the chat it's gonna be Onimaru or Ichi-nii). It's gonna be something that they create together with the audience? (Like a call and response-type of thing??)

He hasn't been getting involved with the new swords at all (might be because he joined halfway through)

He thinks Rei is serious and hardworking, he doesn't understand how he's actually younger (Hiroki is 1 year older), he's always rehearsing, he's very conscious of hierarchical relationships and is very polite (speaking keigo)

But they're always being silly together lol

He really wanted Hiroki to go on the attraction but he stopped before even queuing up. Rui Kihara (Heshikiri Hasebe's actor) went on the ride too

He makes a comment about another Kihara (Minoru) who's a weather forecaster and disaster prevention officer together with the mascot Sorajiro (it's a well known evening weather programme broadcasted in Tokyo)

He and Rui has been talking alot lately

It's only been a few days since he joined rehearsals so there's lots of ppl he haven't talked to yet. He's shy around new people and have been told he's difficult to get to talk so he's been trying to reach out to them himself. He's often told that as soon as he gets talking, their impression of him changes

"Sake suki?" ww (if he'd said no, that would've been the end to the conversation lbr)

He feels like he's gotten closer to Ryouga and Nakata since last year

He invited Tori to come when they went to the izakaya but got rejected cuz he was sleeping lol

He's only seen Daigo once at rehearsals so far but he's nice

Hiroki likes polite youngsters 👶

Keita's also very polite

He thinks he's contradicting himself because he wasn't very polite when he was younger. He talks about how "back in my days", you addressed your senpai by using the -san suffix (This part of the stream was kinda confusing to me since I'm rly not into Johnny & Associates and their manners regarding the -san/-kun debate for senpai/kouhai)

Even he himself would've been pissed off if someone instantly called him by -kun back then

He thinks it's about 50/50 who calls him -san/kun atm; Ryousei says -kun, Sasamori Hiroki says Nakada-san (but that's probably since they're both Hiroki lol), the other Hirokis call him Hiroki-kun though, Seiichiro probably calls him -san

He can keep on talking about who calls who what for hours on end

Seiichiro taught both him and Nobunaga when they were trying to copy and rehearse the dances, apparently he was Nobunaga's caretaker of the day

Nobunaga recorded their dance rehearsal (looking at it from a bird's-eye perspective helps him notice things)

In short: they all get along well (he kept looking at them with a warm smile 🥺)

There aren't that many people around his age so he was happy when there was someone for once who was older (Hagino? Haru-chan?)

"Even though I'm getting older, I'm still on the older side"

He thinks he's the same as spi and Imari; Mokkun is 1 year older; Rei is 1 year younger, then Tori is 2 years younger. He thinks Araki is 3 years older (Imari is born in 1988 tho, Mokkun is also born in 1987, Tori is actually born in 1991, and Araki is 4 years older) And don't forget Haru-chan!

"Hiroki, do you like older or younger?" "Both" 👀

He hasn't seen Araki recently

He checks the message on LINE from Ryouga

He's reminded of the fated meeting he had with that old man in Malaysia, he'd like to make a DVD out of it (pls pls pls do a special one like the camping DVD). Apparently he did take some videos with the help of his tripod, he's just unsure of who he gave the video data to afterwards - turns out he put the data on a SSD and gave it to one of his usual cameramen

He needs to update his FC site and its banner pic (it's still featuring SRS22), we just have to wait a bit for it since he's doing it all on his own

He absolutely has no camping footage left ❌️🏕❌️

His nails have gotten long again! 💅 And they're shiny shiny (he has not painted them)

Some Chaba is bullying him in the chat to give up on the FC site already (he won't!)

"Don't give up!" This is related to a commercial quote by Maya Miki (a famous actress who is currently represented by Hiroki's former agency, Oscar Promotion). He met her at a year-end party some years ago, she was nice

He doesn't know how to remove the banner. It's difficult to do programming, even though he went to a tech high school

So what did he eat with Ryouga and Nagata at the izakaya? He's the senpai so of course he treated them (he then gets off-track again lol)

Someone wanted to eat at Bamiyan but they've got that in Tokyo

Apparently houtou noodle soup is a well-known dish around Fuji-Q (aka it originates from Yamanashi)

He makes up a word pun of houtou (the dish) being pronounced the same as 宝刀 (treasured sword) so if you come and see the houtou, you can also eat houtou! Let's make it go viral #Houtou mi ni itte houtou tabeta

Some Chaba worries he might say it during the curtain call but he assures us he won't. Then he starts thinking about it and realizes he might be able to say it. If he does end up saying it, all of us better laugh for him

He want us Chaba to take pride in being Chaba so don't be embarrassed if he says it

Not hokori as in dust but hokori as in pride

So what did he eat with Ryouga and Nagata at the izakaya? A. Basashi, B. Karaage, C. Umaki. Answer: Umaki!

He's had basashi too but he seems to like umaki more - although he didn't know what it was the first time he heard of it, he tries to play it off as he did know, he just had to ask about it (chat: that's the same as not knowing lol)

He saw quite a few of the uchiwa at Tensura (not so much on the second floor though because it was too high up)! If he had more time, he thinks he would have been able to see all of them

Since both Souei and Rimuru's penlight were blue, he felt a bit lonely having the red ones, but seeing the red scattered all around the audience made him feel very happy, supported and encouraged ❤️

It became a good memory for him so he'd be glad if we felt the same

"Thank you, but it's all thanks to you"

Red stands out alot more than Akashi's light purple, even he himself can't distinguish Akashi's purple (unless you have an uchiwa as well)

He'll be able to tell if we all wear purple jerseys, alt. Raiha jersey (he thinks they're quite fashionable) but he wants us all to wear what we're comfortable with

He doesn't know why Akashi gives off a jersey vibe (me: camp DVD)

Jerseys are perfect for people who don't want to work, and it shields you from getting sunburnt

If he'd be allowed to decide, he'd do the full performance in his jersey

He also wants to be able to get around the place on a bicycle or segway since the stage is so wide

Or a pulled rickshaw or roomba lmao

This month's rollcall was just an ordinary one 👋

He takes a moment to appreciate the snooze button on his phone

He hasn't been doing any gaming streams recently but the next one he's gonna do is gonna be a game called Only Down 🎮

The kitty cat from Stray is currently on hold

He might stream tomorrow (Saturday) or next week (Tuesday)

There had been a request for him to play Only Up so that's why he's doing Only Down

"I know that you are all busy and that it's not easy, but you made the time to come and see me, same as for spending money, and I'd like to thank you all. I am filled with gratitude for all of you, which is not something I take for granted. So I will continue to do my best to make you happy and create good memories with you."

"Thank you for ordering Natsu no Jin goods too!" 💖

He'll keep on working hard, even though Akashi might not appear much - then again he said the same about Benimaru and many said the opposite so maybe it's just him

Ah, necklace (iykyk)

Maybe it's because for him, behind the scenes, the amount of energy it took has been alot easier than in previous productions, so maybe that's why he felt like he was off-stage alot - the action didn't even tire him in the slightest

He judges the amount of his performance based on physical fatigue, but even if he doesn't appear in alot of scenes, he wants to impress and show you such wonderful scenes that it will be burned into your mind

"Maybe I have a presence, Idk. I am tall though"

≫ Furuba:

Ayame is a person with royal dignity 👑

This is the first time he's ever had so few rehearsals for a play (Furuba) so he's a bit scared. He'll have about a week of rehearsals (even fewer than when he did Motherland)

He doesn't think he'll appear more than he did last time (which means we'll get like three main Ayame scenes)

He also wants to wear the wedding dress!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

He doesn't want to spoil it but he thinks this time it's more about Yuki's story

He hasn't had the time to properly look at the script yet

Let's enjoy the second half of the year together!

He's glad they got to tell a peaceful story with Tensura

He's gonna upload the picture of Yuuta later

Lastly, he blew us all a kiss! 💋

≫ Monthly curtain call:

Akashi fan ≠ Chaba 🍵

He's gonna sleep like a log tonight (especially after being outdoors for so long, but do take measures against the heat)!

[awesomeuchuu]

alt!

"Heheheh~♪ Yuuta, don't be silly. Yumiko-neesan said there's going to be pie, I promise. Would I ever lie to you? What's that? No, no, I'm definitely not just saying it to get you to... Hm? Yuuta? Hello? Yuuta?" Syusuke clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth and shut his phone. The tennis prodigy turned to Yuuta the Cactus - absolutely, positively named after his younger brother - and pouted. "He didn't believe me! I suppose he's just being rebellious, but isn't it a little silly?" Their older sister's cherry pie was to die for, after all. (Even if Fuji Syusuke preferred apples, and apple pies. Definitely. But if it was a means to lure Yuuta home from St. Rudolph... Well, then he could eat cherry pie as well.)