#incorrent tanz quotes

[incorrect-tanz-quotes]

Herbert: Alfred's lip balm tastes like honey and also something else but I can't really describe what.

Sarah: You two kissed??

Alfred: No, he just took a bite out of my lip balm.

[incorrect-tanz-quotes]

Alfred: *running away from Herbert* you can't catch me gay thoughts!!!

Herbert: *appearing in front of him* excuse me??

[incorrect-tanz-quotes]

Sarah: What do you find most attractive in girls?

Herbert: Usually their boyfriends.