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[shynrinn]

Have to get this off my chest, I'm telling you...

[actual-changeling]

no cause we moved past this wayyyy too quickly. this is my roman empire, i think about it every single day because i SWEAR this is important for season three

just look at them!!! for reference, the angels they're looking at are currently positioned like this:

shax isn't even looking at them, and shax & furfur have matching expressions, but dagon? like my beloved duke of hell, not to tell you how to conduct warfare but i don't think striking a pose and pursing your lips is the way to go here????? especially because when dagon starts hissing at them, michael shakes their head and they STOP immediately.

whatever is going on here, michael and dagon are a) probably dating angelfish <333 and b) definitely having secret meetings and their own plans outside of heaven and hell

i really gotta continue/finish the michael meta i have in my drafts but tl;dr i think there's a good chance michael will be the first/one of the first to join their own side in season three. with dagon. and maybe neil will be nice and give us a kiss or some handholding, ANYTHING.

[birdgirl22]

Fighting The Dagon

[captainenjolras]

Good Omens demon hcs because the hyperfixation is fixating again

Demons sometimes present the behaviors of their animal counterparts (which is canon but lemme expand on it). Ex: Crowley forgetting to blink, Beelzebub rubbing their hands together, Ligur loves warmth, Dagon circling people she’s arguing with, etc..

They’re very physical creatures (physical affection, taking up space, more likely to get into physical fights) where as Angels are more reserved.

Expanding on the last one: board meetings in hell usually end in physical fights or at least threats of. Instead of fixing this, there is a tally going of who gets into the most fights, who wins the most, how many days it’s been since the last fight, etc.. There’s also like…no work being done down there at this point

Beelzebub’s flies all have names

Dagon loves going to the beach at night to swim

Demons are pretty artistic. Yeah the spelling is shit, but those fuckers can crank out a sick painting or tune

Crowley served as a muse for a few painters/writers, including John William Waterhouse and Shakespeare

Demons eat, but only the nastiest things you can think of. Raw meat, old fruit, expired chips, ext..

The angel/demon views on fashion are incredibly different (also canon but let me ramble). Angels prefer more neutral, modest clothing. Demons, on the other hand, prefer more shocking, revealing, alternative, etc. clothes/styles

Eric is really good at makeup

Beelzebub and Dagon are inseparable and have been since before The Fall

On the same note: Crowley, Beelzebub, Dagon, and Shax were all close in heaven and still are (I know this semi goes against canon but listen I need to softness of lasting friendships/making up because I am overflowing with love to the point that it causes me physical pain). Gabriel is fighting for his life for approval when he starts dating Bee because they trust few people, and anyone who breaks that trust is going to have to answer to a very angry friend group (same goes for any other potential suitors like Aziraphale and Michael)

Hastur and Ligur have something going on

Furfur and Shax like jazz. Idk why this one just came to me while writing

Demons have very strong emotions and reactions. When they’re stressed/angry/in pain, their true forms/demonic features begin to become more prominent (Crowley with the lightning)

When they were a Seraph, Beelzebub created butterflies, bees, and moths along with flies

VERY fast reflexes. Like scarily so

If you want more lmk if not I’ll probably just share more anyways cause once I start rambling I don’t stop ❤️

[actually-azi]

GOD'S INEFFABLE GAME

I've seen this headcanon/theory here and there and I love it, so I felt the need to lay it all out. Hold on tight, yall.

Everyone knows how perfect Aziraphale and Crowley are for each other. The Angel of the Eastern Gate and the Serpent of Eden, the sword and the snake - they've been drawn together since before the beginning.

The way that these two compliment each other seems almost perfect. They each have what the other one lacks; they challenge and make each other better. It seems a bit... ineffable.

But then, it happens again? (if it happens again, it'll seem like an institutional problem!) Seemingly against all odds, the Grand Duke of Hell and the Supreme Archangel fall in love. Beelzebub and Gabriel, probably the most unlikely pair, end up fitting together so perfectly that they become each other's heaven and hell.

And here's the part where I'm reaching a bit more since I'm leaving what we know to be canon, so take it or leave it. But have you seen the way that Dagon, Lord of the Files, looks at the Archangel Michael? Could it be that they're also ineffably connected? Honestly, I dare you to tell me that they don't seem... smitten.

Next up, we have precious Muriel, 37th Order Scrivener, and "Disposable Demon" Eric. Equally low-ranking but lovable entities whose personalities match so well? Sure, sure, they never even speak or meet (yet!?) so maybe I'm delusional, but I have a strong feeling that these two will end up together. Personally I think they'll be something like a QPR, but who knows. They're just such perfect mirrors of each other, and as we all know, things are always on purpose when it comes to our lord and savior Neil Gaiman.

Even though angels and demons are supposed to be "hereditary enemies", it seems like they all end up liking each other just a little too much to be a matter of chance. We know that there are 10 million angels and 10 million demons... what are the chances that that was an accident? A perfectly even split, by coincidence? Nah. We know that God plays an ineffable game with the universe, and it seems like She might have been in the mood for a romantic comedy. Creating ten million sets of perfectly matched beings, and then putting them on opposite sides, seems like just a thing that God would do for Her own amusement. She's probably sitting back and laughing to Herself, seeing how long it takes Her creations to find their way back to each other.

[medusdeeznuts]

Because apparently the Good Omens fandom, esp on TikTok, seems to have like, a major lesbophobia issue? Just wanted to remind people

Crowley and Aziraphale are lesbians

Gabriel and Beelzebub are lesbians

Dagon and Michael are lesbians

Literally all of those are correct. It is literally correct to call any of those characters lesbians. That’s the point, they’re all not human and don’t have gendered concepts and literally any labels work.

But the amount of fans I see being openly lesbophobic is SHOCKING and extremely disappointing. Sorry, all lesbians, hope this helps 🩶

Disclaimer before people get all piss baby in my comments, I’m not saying you can also call them mlm or anything like that, I’m just saying you can’t go around going “THEY’RE NOT LESBIANS” because they are lol

[severussnaddy]

The archangels: no no I bet gods ineffable plan is beautiful and complex, with incredible details and planning!

Gods actual plan:

God, holding dolls of all the angels and their matching demon: NOW KISS!

[decapodsrandomfandom]

Angels can smite demons

Beelzebub was smitten by Gabriel

Dagon should be smitten by Michael

Eric could only be smitten by Muriel

And of course, Crowley was absolutely smitten by Aziraphale

and as a kind reminder

The demons fell first.

[weird-but-hey]

Dagon: Lord Beelzebub?

Beelzebub: What- I'm not helping you guys, I'm off clock, nu-uh!

Dagon: No no no, wait, I have to ask

Beelz: No way! I didn't think you'd need my help that soon, come on!

Dagon: Please, I have to know! How did you know?

Beelz: I'm not telling you- wait, know what?

Dagon:.....know.. you liked an angel

Beelz: ...

Dagon:

Beelz: NO-

Dagon: Yeah

Beelz: N O- Which one?

Dagon: Wha- I'm not

Beelz: WHICH ONE

Dagon: MICHAEL

Beelz: .... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dagon: My lord please stop laughing-

Beelz: MICHAEL??

[thequirkyllama]

They're next

[lower-management]

to Crowley and Dagon

I am to inform you that when Satan said "fuck the angels" he did not mean it litterally

[shynrinn]

The Almighty gave me a sneak peek to a very sweet moment in S3

[lochthefishy]

Good omens “Food chain”

Hey there I’m just checking out tumblr and got interested in posting smth, I’ll post more btw

[birdgirl22]

Love the both of them <3 Did my best here ;-;

[ivereadthemanual]

Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name

They just live rent free in my head.

[unofficiallymikaela]

It's not just Gabriel who has that mad ✨Archangel Charm✨

Right, Dagon?