I NEED to see them be the best of buddies that have little crushes on each other but have no idea what to do about them so they're just very excited and curious about it
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GOD'S INEFFABLE GAME
I've seen this headcanon/theory here and there and I love it, so I felt the need to lay it all out. Hold on tight, yall.
Everyone knows how perfect Aziraphale and Crowley are for each other. The Angel of the Eastern Gate and the Serpent of Eden, the sword and the snake - they've been drawn together since before the beginning.
The way that these two compliment each other seems almost perfect. They each have what the other one lacks; they challenge and make each other better. It seems a bit... ineffable.
But then, it happens again? (if it happens again, it'll seem like an institutional problem!) Seemingly against all odds, the Grand Duke of Hell and the Supreme Archangel fall in love. Beelzebub and Gabriel, probably the most unlikely pair, end up fitting together so perfectly that they become each other's heaven and hell.
And here's the part where I'm reaching a bit more since I'm leaving what we know to be canon, so take it or leave it. But have you seen the way that Dagon, Lord of the Files, looks at the Archangel Michael? Could it be that they're also ineffably connected? Honestly, I dare you to tell me that they don't seem... smitten.
Next up, we have precious Muriel, 37th Order Scrivener, and "Disposable Demon" Eric. Equally low-ranking but lovable entities whose personalities match so well? Sure, sure, they never even speak or meet (yet!?) so maybe I'm delusional, but I have a strong feeling that these two will end up together. Personally I think they'll be something like a QPR, but who knows. They're just such perfect mirrors of each other, and as we all know, things are always on purpose when it comes to our lord and savior Neil Gaiman.
Even though angels and demons are supposed to be "hereditary enemies", it seems like they all end up liking each other just a little too much to be a matter of chance. We know that there are 10 million angels and 10 million demons... what are the chances that that was an accident? A perfectly even split, by coincidence? Nah. We know that God plays an ineffable game with the universe, and it seems like She might have been in the mood for a romantic comedy. Creating ten million sets of perfectly matched beings, and then putting them on opposite sides, seems like just a thing that God would do for Her own amusement. She's probably sitting back and laughing to Herself, seeing how long it takes Her creations to find their way back to each other.
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did a meme hahaha
background is from mochacoffee, I wanna draw the bg but I don't wanna fuck up the piece and it's shitpost.
Very detailed reference, words cannot express the happiness I felt after seeing the post, drawing Azi's bookshop would be so much easier (lots of trivias too!!)
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The archangels: no no I bet gods ineffable plan is beautiful and complex, with incredible details and planning!
Gods actual plan:
God, holding dolls of all the angels and their matching demon: NOW KISS!
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Angels can smite demons
Beelzebub was smitten by Gabriel
Dagon should be smitten by Michael
Eric could only be smitten by Muriel
And of course, Crowley was absolutely smitten by Aziraphale
and as a kind reminder
The demons fell first.
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i've been seeing loads of new gomens ships recently, and i'm just here to propose that we stick to a neat little set.
ineffable(s)/ husbands/ spouses: aziraphale and crowley
ineffable bureaucracy: gabriel and beelzebub
ineffable juniors: muriel and eric
ineffable incompetence: michael and dagon
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