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[laudaddysmitten]

Stunning View - Chapter 2

by LaudaddySmitten

(GOAD Writers Guild Official)

Ch 2: “In this honeysuckle grove…” Summary

Crowley, still rather off-his-head on laudanum, makes a lovely discovery in their surroundings, and shares it with Aziraphale. There's more to this graveyard (and this demon) than Aziraphale realized.

CW/TW: Canon-typical substance use- laudanum (but NO dub con); Rated Explicit (Eventual smut later chapters)

Excerpt

With a lilt of curiosity which always led Crowley to excitement, (excitement being the only logical thing for curiosity to lead to, after all), he ruminated, “Ooohh I know it, I know this one! It smells…it smells…really sweet and nice, like …well, like you, angel, you always smell really sweet and nice. But I already know what you smell like and this isn't that. So…..”

Crowley squeezed his eyes shut in almost painful concentration. “OH! I know! I have it!” Crowley jabbed a finger in Aziraphale's direction with great finality, and declared confidently, “It's…Whazzitsname!”

Having made himself perfectly clear, Crowley grinned smugly at Aziraphale then proceeded to look for the source of the smell.  Prickly blades of grass needled their way closer to his scalp as he let his head fall rapidly side to side. Unable to really focus on much with head lolling at the speed of laudanum, he stopped when the world began to spin faster than planetary physics allow. Only then did some of the visual input catch up to the processing part of his brain. “Wait, I think I saw it!”

Crowley moved his head more cautiously the second time around and stopped when he found Aziraphale to his right. (That was very distracting. Does Aziraphale know how distracting he is?) Crowley smiled over his glasses, “are you wearing whazzitsname-perfumed soap, Aziraphale?” Aziraphale blushed, and the slate of Crowley’s thoughts wiped itself clean, replacing the previous jumble of scribbles with a perfectly rendered recreation of Aziraphale's irises in which Crowley was swimming. Crowley's singular attention meant he noticed when Aziraphale's eyes drifted out of focus. “Crowley, is it a plant you're talking about?”

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Best beta team! @olfactoryventriloquism @outrageousring5655 @happynachohologram - thanks for beta-ing this chapter more than any reasonable writer should ever request, and for bullying me very nicely convincing me to write that scene.

I hope you like how it all turned out. ❤️

Thanks everyone in the @goodomensafterdark Writer's Guild! Additional Ch 2 betas: @fishey-me @kotias @sixbynine-da @ghst-signal

Amazing custom fanart for my fic:

Thank you @lexarturo

[teacupconfections]

theyre idiots but theyre my idiots 🥰

kabedon 🤌🏻

Ineffablers everybody >:3c

🤍 Azira by me, Crow by @muppetghost 🖤

[thorsthot]

movie theater ✦ wade wilson

a/n: I was supposed to post this bacc in august but whatever. enjoy, it’s just a lil hc nun too serious

wade has not shut UP about this new action movie that’s coming to theaters

“come on, it has ryan reynolds in it, you know how much I love him. he’s gonna be a big movie star someday”

it’s some buddy cop film that he’s been wanting to see since it was announced

“come on, babe. when was the last time we went to the movies?”

and he’s right, the two of you don’t do all that much anymore. maybe you’ll rent a movie at home, get some beers and some take out, followed by sex, of course

and you agree, but by the time this idiot gets tickets it’s one of the last days the film is showing.

and like every movie goer, you guys STUFF a backpack with snacks and drinks. even got some popcorn from the actual place. likewise, half the popcorn was gone by the time the movie actually started

“wow, it’s pretty loud in here” and you along with five other people will shush him because he fucking shouted that shit

“jeez I didn’t know I'd be CRUCIFIED for speaking the truth”

“wade,”

“what? im just saying, Jesus and I have a lot in common. do you think he’d be a burrito or a chimichanga type guy?”

and ofc you gotta give him that *look* “shut up”

about 30 minutes into the movie, his hand moves up your thigh

you’ll look at him and he’ll act like he's watching the movie. 

and you take your hand and place it on his crotch. 

“woah, getting naughty in the back of the theater are we?”

“you started it”

“shhhhh!”

and as if on queue, the both of you stick your tongues out at whoever’s grandmother just shushed you. 

with his free hand, he unbuttons your pants. the zipper zips down easily. 

his hand slides into your pants. You reposition yourself, to give him easier access

he starts to rub you through your panties, middle finger occasionally drawing a line up and down your clothed area. but he maintains his focus on your clit, rubbing those smooth, slow circles on it.

“eyes on the screen baby,” 

that remark was him mocking you for that time you gave him head in the car, telling him to “keep his eyes on the road”

eventually, he begins to move your panties over, fingers dipping in and out of your wetness or massaging your clit.

wade was teasing you just right and he knew it. (also he was rather unsure of if he wanted you to cum or not”

his middle and ring finger tease you. stretching you out when they curl up inside you. 

and when he can feel your walls tightening around his fingers, he’ll gently pull away. and that's cause if there's a case that you do cum, the softness of him pulling away potentially ruins it. 

and with your palm, you’re rubbing at his bulge. you throw your head back, biting your lip to keep yourself from making too much of a sound. 

but it was like as soon as it started, it was over. 

so close to cuming from being teased and it’s over. the credits rolled and the lights came on. 

his hand still in your pants though. 

“lick it?” he says when his pulls away. but you just roll your eyes and button your pants. 

“wait, can we watch it again? I don’t think I was paying any attention”

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[laudaddysmitten]

"Stunning View" Teaser

(Hell's Graveyard Shift)

From Chapter 1: "Hell's Graveyard Shift is Run By Interns"

"Trust me, if Hell noticed that little display, I'd already be in freefall headed for Beelzebub's chambers to face their punishment.” In reality he'd go straight to a torture chamber, but he didn't want to actually frighten Aziraphale. “Hell is clearly not monitoring me tonight,” he reasoned, and hoped, aloud.

"Stunning View". Fanfic Thur, May 16th; Ineffable May 2024 prompt "1827".

TOMORROW!!!! (I might be a tad excited to start posting the first fic I ever started writing, that I've been working on for months.)