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[ohnopoe]

A-Z headcanons for Inspector Valentine BECAUSE REASONS! - A B G I M W V Y

Damn, you went straight for my heart by picking Valentine! Answers are under the cut!

Warnings: SMUT. Author’s Notes: If you’re under 18, stay away from this fic. This is not a suggestion. It is against the law for you to be reading this if you are under 18. 

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Valentine is a master of after care. With careful, gentle touches, it doesn’t matter how exhausted he is, or how determined you are that the night be about him, he will always take great pleasure in cleaning you up. He’ll even go so far as to swat your hand away should you try and help. He wants to show you how much he cares, how much he adores you, and he’s so much better with actions than words. He never ceases to have a soft smile on his features as he goes about it either, often in awe that you were truly that wet just for him. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your legs. It was the first thing he noticed when you met, long legs, crossed at the knee, showing just a touch more skin than he had expected to see. It was what caught his attention, what drew his gaze up towards your quirked smile, amusement shining through those eyes we adored. While he loves to see you smile, especially when he is the cause of it, loves to see your eyes dance with humour, or dote at him, it’s your legs that never cease to get him going. With a gentle touch of your shin against his, you can have him going in moments.

This may sound odd, but his favourite body part of his own is his lips. It isn’t that he’s cocky about it; or thinks he’s got a devilishly handsome smile (even though he does), it’s that a true beaming smile is rare from him, and the reaction he gets in return for it makes his heart soar. When he smiles, you light up, when he kisses you, you swoon and when he explores your cunt with a mixture of kisses and licks you come undone so beautifully against him that he can almost imagine he’s tasting you days afterwards.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He can be quite goofy, but it’s never truly intended. He wants to be charming and sexy, but sometimes, lost in the moment, he can find himself stumbling with excitement, or fumbling with eagerness that never ceases to make you laugh. At first he found your laughter discouraging, but with time he realised that you weren’t laughing at him, that you were just so damn happy and his adoration of your laugh has him never holding back a clumsy moment. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Valentine believes intimacy should be just that, intimate. Aside from a small smile as he catches your gaze, he’s not one to publicly show his affection. (Excluding that one time when you went to London to visit family and he kissed your cheek as you boarded the train, only to outdo that with the uproarious hug he gave on your return, lifting you into the air as he spun you around in sheer happiness.) But I digress. For the most part, a romance with him is all about the small things. Sure, he may get a bouquet of flowers on your birthday, but it’s more about the little things, finding a book he thinks you’d like, changing his tea brand because you prefer another...

When it comes to romance in the bedroom, he tries, he really does, but he hasn’t got that down. Once he heard that red roses where particularly romantic so he put them on the bed... and forgot to dethorn them, another time he tried candles and set half a curtain alight. But his romance is a softer one. It’s in the way he worships your body with kisses, the way he lingers when he finds a spot that’s particularly sensitive, the way he’s bloody determined that you will come at least once before he gives in to his own orgasm. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

It’s all about touch with Valentine. Sure, the sight of you in a nice outfit, or showing more leg than usual is enticing, but this man has been without touch for too long and now that he has it he’s not letting go. It can be as simple as a fingertip tracing over his knuckles and he’ll be desperate for more. It’s also part of why he keeps PDA to a minimum. You can have him going with just a kiss to his cheek and he’ll happy fall under your spell every time. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Valentine is the king of shuddering sighs. With his lips against your neck, pressing half hearted, distracted kisses against your skin, the sounds will just roll off his tongue without any control, and he will let them. He doesn’t fight the sounds, not anymore, just gives into them. Each sigh and moan, small utterances of wonder come so naturally in the moment, a stark contrast to his inability to flirt smoothly in front of company, and he adores it. You make him feel so many things at once, but above all, you let him be himself, and he relishes that fact.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Valentine is 100% the type to think that men just have more of a sex drive than women. It’s 50′s era stereotyping, and he’s definitely part of the norm with this line of thinking, however it does present an interesting situation when you start getting more affectionate in your relationship. He’s always the first to pull away, despite how much he wants you, because he doesn’t want you to do something you may regret (no matter how much you may tell him you want him). It also means drastic measures have to be taken for him to understand that, not only do you want sex, but you want to have sex with him and that he actually turns you on. This leads to more than one stumbling attempt that leaves you desperate as he fixes his hat and forces himself to leave, much to your disappointment.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Valentine is a subtle yearner. While his sex drive is average-to-high, he doesn’t like to show it for a mixture of fear of being improper and scaring you off and simply not wanting to make assumptions. But, oh, it shows in his eyes. They light up, sparkling with hidden thoughts as he attempts to appear nonchalant despite the way he’s getting turned on, especially in public, and it never ceases to excite you to see that look in his eyes, knowing that if you play your cards right you’re in for quite the night.