#instead of the tone of being roguishly charismatic enough to get away with this it was like

[ach-sss-no]

tolkientober prompt: party

> host a giant party with every rando you can bring in > clown on them on your birthday, a day no one can get mad at you, in a way where no one is quite sure whether they’re being clowned on or not > vanish into thin air right after clowning on all of your massive collection of guests > never come back > leave your sweet little adopted heir to give out a massive amount of passive-aggressive parting gifts in your absence > there are no further steps. you’ve won