i love how grian and scar are like different brands but the same flavor of idiot. sure they are very talented and smart in certain areas, but then...
grian trying to get into mumbo’s vault by just slamming into it
scar not realizing grian is his soulmate for almost the entire session
every trap grian ever tried to make in last life completely failing
scar completely trusting grian and getting killed/pranked repeatedly
just... they are soul mates your honor, even off of double life
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I have such strange associations with Cherry Pepsi
There was always cases of Cherry Pepsi in the walk in freezer at the crematorium. So i would be bringing in these corpses and you’d have stacks of body bags of varying sizes along the racks waiting to go into the ovens and then just four cases of Cherry Pepsi sitting on the high shelf. At first it was just kinda like yeah ok. keep that shit cold. But it was always Cherry Pepsi even after months of being there. I never saw the crematorium boys drink anything else. I finally asked why only Cherry Pepsi and the lead technician asserted that it was the only drink that mixed with the inescapable taste of death in the air well enough. I asked for a clarification if he meant masked and he did not he meant mixed. Which I mean. If you’re around corpses all day you’d know as we do that there’s a distinctly chocolatey note to the scent/air-taste of decomposition. So yeah. Cherry Pepsi.
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Pepsi Can Designs Ranked
as you may have noticed i'm very into soda and beverage containers in general, and i've had pepsi on the brain for a few days so here's my ranking of every can design they have listed currently on their website. i'm sure there's been like a million others through the years and years that pepsi has been a thing, but it's just for fun and i'm not gonna make a list that's a full book long
13. Nitro Pepsi Vanilla
really don't care for the color scheme here. i get that it's meant to be the color of vanilla but it's just not the kind of shade i want to see on my soda can, y'know? it's giving pilk. big pilk vibes here. and the spray-paint logo doesn't pop, especially not when it's only the blue without the red. maybe the biggest nail in nitro vanilla's coffin, though, is those big ugly brass-colored block letters. yuck
12. Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry
diet pepsi already has this ugly tin color that doesn't exactly appeal the appetite, and all the additional detail here is like putting a lipstick on a pig. except the lipstick somehow made the pig uglier. the flowing red on the top and the bubble detailing just does not work with this backdrop, and their simplicity really becomes painfully evident when there's nothing else to occupy your eyes
11. Pepsi Caffeine Free
sigh. i wanted to like her, but i just don't. it feels so metallic but in the wrong way, reminding me more of a cavity filling than a winner's medal. this is a case where i actually wish they had used detailing instead of just coating the thing in a (surprisingly rather dull) gold sheen. what might have been...
10. Diet Pepsi
once again, it's just dull. soda is meant to be a fun drink, something that pops out at you in the grocery aisle. i guess maybe if you're drinking diet you may not agree, but either way this just looks like a dog food tin. here, i'm glad they didn't do any detailing, but it still just leaves it looking sad :(
9. Pepsi Zero Sugar Mango
has a lot of the good elements of both classic pepsi zero sugar and pepsi mango, but ends up being less than the sum of its parts. orange works with black since just about anything works with black, but it lacks any real sense of synergy between the colors. don't care for the bubble detailing over the more subtle black background, either; i get that it's there to give some more visual excitement but basically i just wish they'd use some other type of detailing lol
8. Pepsi Zero Sugar Wild Cherry
basically all the same issues as zero sugar mango but i like red and black as a match better than orange and black. moving on!
7. Nitro Pepsi
now we're starting to get somewhere. still suffers from some of the problems as vanilla, but that deep blue color is gorgeous, and works nicely as an allusion to the blue of classic pepsi without ripping from it directly. i don't even mind the details as much here, because at least they pop more against the colored background. white against blue is far better than blue against off-white. still don't love the spray-paint style logo, though
6. Pepsi
something to be said for the classics, eh? it's a lovely shade of blue, really, with a tasteful metallic trim and a halfway decent version of the logo. we could complain about the modern lowercase logo, but it's not like many of these other varieties are offering much as an alternative. except...
5. Pepsi Real Sugar
mostly the same as classic, same blue, same logo. obviously the text logo is different, but i'll be honest this is not one of the logos i'm sentimental for. at least it has some swagger though! now let's be real - the big draw here is the slopes at the top. see how they're shorter than the other cans? those are the bony hips of a lady with a harsh, narrow, boyish frame. and we love her for it
4. Pepsi Wild Cherry
(sorry some of these images are kinda fucked up lol, i'm trying to find ones that match the specific designs on the website)
ultimately just pepsi classic with some extra pizzazz. the red flow detail at the top is like an extension of the red in the logo. not too much to say, just a slightly snazzy option
3. Diet Pepsi Caffeine Free
ohh pretty pretty girl. this is what regular caffeine free wishes it could be. a nice delicate pure white background that doesn't need any detailing because it has that tasteful gold trim and elements of the logo. it maybe feels a little overly clean, but not in a sickening way. the design really makes me believe that this drink is gonna be refreshing. what a sweetie :)
2. Pepsi Zero Sugar
call me edgy but i'm just a sucker for darker black palettes. keeping it simple here: just a black can with the logo and some white text telling you what makes it special. it's purposefully low effort. it doesn't need to try any harder because it knows it has already done everything it came to do without breaking a sweat
1 . Pepsi Mango
complimentary colors? how fucking revolutionary!! look at that blue and orange palette - now THAT'S synergy! the bubble detailing is perfect here, although i wish it extended into the orange section. also a problem i have with basically all the fruit variants is that they just kinda slap a jpg of the fruit in the corner of the logo. could have tried to make the mango look like the circular logo or something fun like that. in any case, this is my favorite of all of these; it's bright but not blinding, knows how to use its colors, and just overall strikes a brilliant balance that's appealing in each and every way it needs to be!
that's all! now time to see if tumblr will let me post something with this many images 😓 thanks 4 reading!!
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