#is this hell

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Color: But pookie- you promised you would’t hurt them!

Killer: Not here kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later.

Why would you say this to me.

{ @twinribbonz }

[alms4oblivion]

My wife has insisted that, in the interests of "broadening my audience," I should engage in self-promotion on the internet. I find the entire concept distasteful, but Ava's powers of persuasion border on the supernatural. She performs a sort of hypnotizing motion, side to side, with her entire body, and I find myself powerless to resist her. There is an ocular component as well, "puppy dog eyes" is the common term. The techniques in conjunction should be illegal. But I digress.

Below, I have provided a link to my Practical Guide to Getting Out of the Friend Zone, wherein I have both described and illustrated via real-world application the methods by which a sapphic individual might successfully court someone who considers them a "friend." With the guidance set forth therein, you need never again pine ineffectually over your best friend. Love and happiness await.

[thattheater-kid]

A DSMP lore stream dropped???? In the year of our lord 2024???????? I’m getting so many flashbacks to 2020, I feel like I’m 14 again

[transbiankitty]

Me when they instantly respond to my messages: God, I'm being too needy, I'm wasting all of their time

Me when they take a long time to respond: God, I'm being too needy, they hate me and have to force themself to talk to me

Me when I respond instantly: God, I'm being too needy, I'm making myself look desperate for them (I am)

Me when I take a long time to respond: Okay, now I'm not being needy enough, I'm making them feel neglected and there's no way they don't hate me now

[aboxisonmyhead]

Me when I have to record every single moment of my beebo playthrough so that I can interact with every single object and get every dialogue just to make sure I have everything right in the fanfiction

[benders-back]

Instead of being recommended financial posts I'm now being shown princess diaries 2 because payday 2 and that share the same abbreviation I guess

[thornsofrosesdumps]

when the RWBY brain rot is so strong you’ve started to draw your friends in the RWBY universe.

assistance please

[frederikvesti]

why do half of the tv channels on this hotel room tv show a danica patrick car commercial

[totally-just-trash]

You must walk this road alone.

[solardrop]

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS HISTORY WITH SCOTLAND YARD?!???

[hayloftdean]

living under the looming threat of yet another devastating danandphilgames upload

[lunarisprettydumb]

my head is hot and my feet are cold im under a blanket what the fuck is this

[snowcrowsy]

i am so sorry frye i am NOT your strongest soldier

[lil-raven666]

It's just me , my blunts and my panic!at the disco songs

[lovelypancake33]

FOM you will pay for making me see Zak Brown like three times at 7 am