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havocspiral · 4 months

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do you have any evidence about shittyclive being a groomer? genuine question

im glad you asked because he literally groomed me!

note for all of this i am going to be using he/him, i don't keep up with him enough to know exactly what pronouns he uses, if its anything different please tell me and ill update this post. he may be a groomer but im not a twat. also please be patient because my chronological memory is Horrible so i may not remember things in the correct order, but i have all of this written down and i Know that all of this happened

this all happened bc of a server i made called DAAC in ~May 2020 - that's where i met neil and also his friend K (not gonna name em but iykyk), along w a few other people. most of the ppl in that server were obsessed w sexualising me, especially neil. im not abt to put my age on the internet but it was. yknow. not fun, and everyone in that server knew my age btw because i trusted them and did not think that all This would happen (he also drew nsfw stuff and showed it to me)

anyway to cut a very long and unimportant story short, dated a guy, he was crazy, broke up w him and he stalked me march 2021 to ~july 2021, in that time neil attempted to pose as a sort of "protector" and in his OWN WORDS a father figure. side note my stepdad died in feb 2021 and i grieved too much and he dropped a frankly quite ass song abt it but i digress. yeah we got really close knit we were a "father-son" duo and when i tell you the ONLY THING HE TALKED ABOUT WAS SEX i wish i was kidding but our only topics were him telling me abt what he wants to do to his man of the month or how hes suicidal and AGAIN, absolutely inappropriate at the age i was. this lasted for so long that i began to break down entirely and becoming suicidal, also resorting to drinking and hurting myself, even going to crisis teams along with missing a LOT of school because i had become entirely dependent on him. basically he had me on a leash and was using me as a crisis hotline AND a sex hotline. i tried to cut him off multiple times in an emotional state and this obviously wasn't the best thing i couldve done but i literally saw no other choice. oh also during this time he suggested i have DID and i had a counselor for my stepdads death and. god damn he may be a weirdo but he was correct there ill give him that (he did also try to recount my trauma to work out how i worked as a system which. i shouldnt even have to explain how thats just odd)

(another thing i just remembered he sent inappropriate pictures to me and my friend, ill put her recount of it at the end of this)

one day i spoke to K, realised that was i was doing was wrong and attempted to talk about the situation with neil to which he was like. oh yeah i cant do this anymore bye and when i went to tell K he did the same. this was when i was in school which was rare, i just entirely broke down (also worth mentioning every time he told me about being suicidal i mentioned getting a therapist but he said he couldn't and i would also get all shaky and sob uncontrollably and basically be unable to function THATS HOW BAD THE DEPENDENCY WAS) and i had to be picked up bc it was that bad

i texted his instagram begging for at least and explanation and that i loved him and wanted to talk to him again (<- so manipulated it was insane) and he was like yeah but only on weekends and i felt such STRONG RELIEF and then when i went to sleep he went sike lol bye

remember the bf from earlier? yeah he faked his identity multiple times so i (at the time) was used to keeping tabs on people since. stalking. and i didn't want the guy to get the jump on me. so i kept tabs on neil for a bit, which i do regret and am sorry for, and one day he just disappeared? and honestly? i celebrated. also the ex from earlier faked his death multiple times so neils attempt at faking it this way was a dig at that specific incident. it didnt really work because i think about a day ish later he admitted to my friend (the same one from earlier, ill call her V) that he did it and wasnt dead

then he "apologised" to me and while i may not have screenshots for the most part he mentions what he did in the apology which is just. outright admission FROM HIM about what he did. he also admitted the apology was a total lie on his blog which i find funny because he frames it as a "gotcha" when i didnt even accept the apology?

also found out from an anonymous person who knew neil that apparently hes meeting up w people and also is violent w his friends which. ew

ok heres the evidence

(censored parts are for my own safety)

#professor layton clive #professor layton #neilsshades #lemonade-luvr #shittyclive

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thekrazykeke · 1 year

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Love Island the Game (Timeline)

Okay, I got tired of referring to a gazillion posts. So here we are!

Love Island (s1): Kya Reed & Jake Wilson (winners); Kya took the money and bought her mother's house back for her. Later at the Christmas get-together, she and Tim ended up fooling around and became a couple. Dated for several years, and just before his fame hit an all-new high, the duo privately decided to get engaged.

Love Island (s2): Teleah Harris & Bobby McKenzie (winners). Teleah split the money and got a ring from her bae, Bobby. They're a goofball match made in heaven and they've gone from strength to strength til this day.

Love Island (s3): Nerriah Jones & Camillo Flores (winners). Nerriah decided to split the money. The duo are still dating; their relationship has regular obstacles but nothing drastic. They definitely don't go to bed mad at each other for anything, at least. Marriage might be in the cards.

Love Island (s4): Kamen Lee & Najuma (winners). Kamen decided to split the money. It went into upgrading her bookstore and as expected, the black-owned businesses around the area also received recognition as a side effect of her new celebrity status. Najuma and she are still dating.

Love Island (s5): Aundi Lee & Suresh (winners); Aundi took the money 💀💀💀. There was no true love to be found on that island with the amount of gaslighting and fakeness that occurred, her trauma being treated like a joke or downplayed.

Aundi felt no regret in refusing further contact with everyone there.

The money was used to pay off her college debt. Aundi also kickstarted her own business in the form of a hair salon. Business is booming, as not only does she get to work on the hair of her fellow black queens in the neighborhood, there's been a rise in popularity on all her socials.

Love Island (s6): Victoria Boyd & Roberto (winners); Tori split the money. A good majority of the earnings went to the charity where she works, though she did save just enough to pay off her rent for a few months, and bought some trinkets for the visit to Roberto's family as well as her own; the spark that she felt on Love Island which led to her saying yes to being his girlfriend still burns strong in her heart.

Maybe it's not love, yet, but it's pretty close....

**Kya, Teleah, and Nerriah are cousins. ** Kamen and Aundi are sisters.

#out of context #love island the game #love island the game 2 #this post will occasionally be updated #thekrazykeke

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animmortalist · 4 years

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A Masterlist of My Bellarke Fics

the sea is a good place (to think of the future)

Private Clarke Griffin was presumed dead in the act of saving her squad during their deployment in war-torn Azgeda. For six years and seven days, Bellamy believed he’d lost her, never saying how he truly felt about her. But then, a miracle. Bellamy discovers that Clarke’s alive, and coming home, and she’s not alone. But six years in captivity is a long time, and there’s so much for the both of them to confront. It will take everything they have to do it, but there’s hope. There’s the possibility for them to heal. And hopefully not only that, but to heal together.

devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes

Josephine and Clarke see Gabriel and Bellamy as just one more mark in their long list of victims as their lives of con artists living in the moment. But then everything goes to hell when the worst thing imaginable happens. They like them.

i’ll stop the world and melt with you

Bellamy didn’t plan on taking Clarke Griffin to Homecoming and saving the world all in one night. It just happened.

Or: The Sky High AU that wouldn't leave me alone.

For the History Books

It's Clarke's idea to keep the fact that her and Bellamy got married over the summer a secret. She figures it won't be a problem, and it's not. Until Bellamy starts auditing her class.

the art of imprinting on “platonic” soulmates

In the wake of Sheidheda, Russell's attack, and the mess of what remains of the human race on Sanctum, Clarke and Bellamy adopt an orphaned toddler. Platonically, of course.

got a lucky one

Clarke Griffin moves to Dublin, gets robbed, is taken in by Octavia Blake, and has an awful first encounter with her brother, Bellamy, who she eventually starts sleeping with. It's a mess, but here's the thing, she might not be Irish, but her dad was, and she thinks some of his luck might've worn off on her.

Rock Bottom

Echo and Bellamy get engaged, and it sets off a series of events Clarke could never predict. One moment, she’s sobbing about her supposed unrequited love for Bellamy, and the next, she and Murphy are kissing. It turns out while she’s been pining, so has Murphy, for Raven. The two decide if they’re gonna be heartbroken, then they might as well rely on one another at the same time. In a move that will impact the entire group in unexpected, drama-filled, and wild ways, the two decide, “fuck it,” and become friends with benefits. After all, what’s the worst that can happen? As it turns out, a lot.

the worst thing you ever heard

Pop star duo Clarke Griffin and Josephine Lightbourne are at the top of the world, but then their manager, Charmaine Diyoza, insists that they’ve got no choice but to reinvent themselves in the public eye. Enter Bellamy Blake and Gabriel Santiago. Seemingly perfect, yet struggling teachers. Clarke and Josephine have to fake-date their way back into the tabloid’s good graces while Bellamy and Gabriel cash in on the only opportunity to come their way. Hopefully they won't kill each other, or do something even worse, like fall in love.

brokenness is a form of art

An impulse. A prayer. A hope.

Bellamy stays behind with Clarke as Praimfaya hits. And everything that happens after.

Send Me on My Way

Clarke and Raven despise Bellamy and Murphy in college. But that doesn’t stop them from sleeping with them when a party plus a round of Dance Dance Revolution leads to a whole lot more. 12 years later, Raven and Clarke are raising their daughters, Robin and Madi. They hope to keep the secret forever, and have accepted being alone in return.

Of course, their kids, and fate, have other ideas.

my sky’s not blue, it’s violent rain

Bellamy's a spy for Mt. Weather, damning his soul in exchange for keeping Octavia alive.

Then his latest assignment to infiltrate Griffin's Laboratories and get close to one Clarke Griffin changes everything. Suddenly, he doesn't have just one person he'd do anything to protect. If only she didn't hate him once she discovers the truth about him. To his utmost surprise though, she agrees to work with him to save his sister and bring down Mt. Weather.

Betrayal might keep Bellamy and Clarke apart, but regardless of the lies and whirlwind of emotions, if they're going to succeed, they're in this together.

Walking with a Ghost

Bellamy's never been to a pumpkin patch, and Clarke's resolute in changing that. Not that this means that they like each other. At all.

#bellarke fanfiction #the 100 fanfiction #m: fic masterlist #m: fic

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365days365movies · 3 years

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April 9, 2021: Some Like It Hot (1959) (Recap: Part Two)

I’m considering a historical post for Marilyn Monroe...

After all, the life and tragic death of Norma Jean Baker is interesting, and I enjoy educating myself about film history and its greatest figures and stars...but I dunno. This isn’t really a starring vehicle for her, and I’d be better off doing a Tony Curtis or Jack Lemmon retrospective. But...I’ll make that decision by the time I get to the Review. We’ll see, is what I’m saying. If anybody actually specifically wants me to make that as a post, let me know! Maybe I’ll do it regardless.

But OK, let’s get into the movie once more! I’m enjoying the shenanigans in this picture, so let’s see more of them! First part is right here!

Recap (2/2)

On the beach, the girls are all having a good time, “Daphne” included, when Sugar suddenly runs into a mysterious man wearing a stereotypical rich person sailing outfit. This is, of course, Joe, but he introduces himself as “Junior”, the heir to the Shell Oil company, and owner of a yacht. And yeah...Sugar’s fooled and Sugar’s hooked. She invites him to come to his show that night, and he says that he’ll try to come.

This is to Jerry’s frustration, as he immediately recognizes Joe (obviously), and tries to expose his trickery to Sugar by going back to their room to tell “Josephine” about the whole thing. But SOMEHOW, Joe’s able to sneak back in and jump into the bath, suit and tie on. Dude’s slick. Sugar leaves, and an irritated Joe gets ready to fight Jerry. But just then, the phone rings, and it’s that naughty boy Osgood (HIS WORDS NOT MINE), who invites “Daphne” onto his yacht after the show that night. Opportunity.

Joe hatches a plan, with the reluctant help of Jerry, who’ll keep Osgood occupied as Daphne. Meanwhile, he’ll sneak onto the yacht as Junior, and pass it off as his own yacht for Sugar’s benefit (and his own, obviously). With the plan in place, the performance goes on that night. And that GIF of Marilyn doing a shrug that I keep using? It comes from this song right here, which serves as Sugar’s leitmotif throughout the film. And...it’s Marilyn Monroe, and it’s also that DRESS, and it’s my teenage crush on Monroe coming back WITH A FUCKING VENGEANCE, and...it’s also a catchy song, not gonna lie.

Using flowers given to “Daphne” by King Simp Osgood, and a pre-written note, he tells Sugar to meet him that night on the yacht. After the performance, both Sugar and Joe make their way to the docks, and Joe commanders Osgood’s motorboat to get to the yacht, posing with his fake-ass accent all the while. Seriously, either she’s rolling rocks on her Sense Motive checks, or he’s just throwing away natural 20s on Bluff checks. It’s ridiculous.

On the yacht, Joe bluffs some more (equally terribly), and notes that they’re alone on the boat. However, he claims that he’s both impotent and unable to fall in love, emotionally and physically. This is a result of psychological trauma from his Princeton girlfriend falling off of a cliff in the Grand Canyon, just as they were about to kiss for the first time. Jesus Christ, the fact that this is working so well is astonishing. Sugar tries to cure him through multiple kisses, and he responds with very little reaction, the clever devil. Which is particularly difficult as she basically attempts to seduce him. And it’s Marilyn Monroe, so...I mean come on.

Meanwhile, poor, POOR Jerry is forced to dance at a local Cuba dance hall with Osgood, who’s frustrated by “Daphne’s” constant attempts to lead. Nice touch there! The humorous interludes of their dancing interject Sugar and Junior’s make out sessions, which are VERY against the goddamn Hays Code. And eventually, Jerry actually seems to start enjoying his dance with Osgood, and they actually close the place down until morning! Huh. That leaves Osgood none the wiser, as they leave the yacht just as he’s arriving.

Joe goes back to their room, where Jerry’s still dancing the tango, and he has an announcement: he’s engaged! To Osgood! What? I mean, that’s a set-up for some SERIOUS trust issues down the line, but...huh! For 1959, that’s surprisingly progressive...sort of. Jerry’s SPECIFICALLY in this to marry a millionaire and get a quick divorce and alimony payments every month. Huh. I mean, it’s slimy, but at least he’s open-minded. Osgood even gave him a bracelet absolutely covered in diamonds.

Sugar comes in to tell “Josephine” and “Daphne” about her night with “Junior”, and everybody’s happy (I mean, not Jerry, but he’s OK). Shame if something happened, like the arrival of the mobsters trying to kill Joe and Jerry.

So, the mobsters trying to kill Joe and Jerry arrive, under the pretenses of being “Friends of Italian Opera”, and are in search of the two witnesses of the garage massacre. Detective Mulligan is also in search of them, and is in Florida alongside Spats and his men. The two narrowly escape them in an elevator, then immediately go to pack their shit and GO!

But Jerry doesn’t want to leave Osgood so unceremoniously, and Joe feels the same way about Sugar. Over the phone, he manages to get ahold of Sugar as “Junior”, and tells her that he must leave unexpectedly, and that he’s to marry an oil heiress in Venezuela. This crushes Sugar, understandably, but he also gives her Osgood’s diamond bracelet! Aw, poor Jerry.

Poor Sugar, too. As said previously, she’s crushed, and she goes to Josephine and Daphne’s room to get some bourbon. “Josephine” tells her that she’ll move on in time, but she replies that that’s impossible, given that there’s a Shell gas station on every corner. Fuckin’ OUCH.

Things get even worse when the two leave their rooms via the window, only to be spotted by Spats and his men, and are this time recognized, due to Jerry leaving his gunshot bass on the porch where they can see it. They attempt once again to escape, changing costume to resemble a bellhop and an old man in a wheelchair, but get recognized and chased, until they wind up under a table in a banquet hall where the “Friends of Italian Opera” are meeting.

Led by Little Bonaparte (Nehemiah Persoff), the members are, of course, all members of the mafia. Bonaparte is greatly angered by the massacre, as Toothpick Charlie was a friend of his. Through a comically over-the-top mobster speech, he basically telegraphs that we wants Spats dead. And when they bring a big cake out to celebrate Spats’ birthday (which isn’t for another four months), a mobster springs out of the cake, and kills the entire Chicago mob assembled, all with Joe and Jerry still under the table in front of them.

After the deaths of the mobsters, Joe and Jerry take their chance to escape, while Mulligan comes in to investigate these deaths. Our musician duo manages once again to escape, performing a quick change act and turning back into Josephine and Daphne. They make a plan to escape via Osgood’s yacht (as the mobsters are watching the roads and airports), and Jerry makes the call. Joe then hears the siren call of Sugar, singing a lamenting song in the lounge with the band.

Watching over this sad song, Joe laments his actions, and makes his way down to the stage, still disguised as Josephine. And he just kisses her, right on stage. Which...fuck me, this movie takes place in 1929? THE SCANDAL!!! But that’s quickly diffused when Sugar AND the mobsters recognize Josephine (and Junior) as Joe, and Joe takes off in hot pursuit.

Both Josephine and Daphne manage to escape yet one more time, and make their way to the docks with Osgood. And chasing after them is Sugar, in love with Joe after all that, and the two come together in a loving embrace. Meanwhile, in the front of the boat, Osgood and Jerry have...well, the only thing I already knew from this movie, and arguably the most famous ending to a comedy film ever made. Go ahead and watch it, because I’d rather not spoil it.

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That was...a very funny film! Is it the absolute funniest film ever made? I don’t think it is personally, but it’s definitely in my top 10! I’ll analyze Some Like It Hot more soon enough, in the Review! See you then!

#some like it hot #billy wilder #marilyn monroe #tony curtis #jack lemmon #george raft #joe e brown #joe e. brown #comedy april #user365 #365days365movies #365 movie challenge #365 movies 365 days #365 Days 365 Movies #365 movies a year #useranais

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pariunt · 5 years

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✿ :)c

🔪 PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP . ╱ ACCEPTING

❛ I don’t . . . know how to place you. you’re scrappy and mean and big, but I kind of admire that as much as I hate to admit it. you don’t seem to die easy, but also don’t seem to know when to quit either. ❜

FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other .

ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other .

FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other .

ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other .

some plot ideas based off of the stuff above ! if it doesn’t fit what you want / how your muse would react then no pressure ! ♥

FRIENDSHIP. a circumstantial friendship is probably the most obvious one since he’s seen how ‘ fight-y ’ David is and he’s smart enough to know he can learn a thing or two about how his creator’s world works through watching him. Both when he fails and when he succeeds. But I think that may shift into being a more real kind of relationship after a while, even if he is frustrated by trying to understand David. He wants to pick at his brain and he has the impression that David may have the same sentiment, but he’s afraid of the punishment he may receive from the entity if he shares too much with him. Because of this and their clashing objectives and personalities, I think it’d be a rough start of a friendship but honestly, I kind of like the idea of them being at odds with each other and then gradually growing to be closer. Dynamic duo type thing. Also if he doesn’t let Oni climb up on his shoulders he’s gonna be sad, David tall and he wants the height to be able to see where the killer is and totally not because he just wants to be on his shoulders.

FAMILIAL. I’ve mentioned before that Oni could be capable of helping in wrangling the entity and freeing the survivors and killers, although this would take a lot of help and cooperation and would probably end with Oni barely surviving. Even if he did survive and the entity was killed he’d effectively be alone again, I’m not sure if it’d be within David’s character to be like “Well I guess this is mine now” but I did think it’d be a sweet idea if he kept Oni around and parented him a bit since he’s never had that. I think it’d also be a sweet gesture for the group to not totally abandon each other after escaping cause hey shared trauma amiright? and that would include the little hellspawn himself! who effectively has no home, no parent now, and no legal guardian. he wouldn’t really expect any sort of kindness still, even if he did just free the very people he was feeding on along with the entity he still fed on them. I think he’d be the only one in the group to just hover outside of it while they’re celebrating / relaxing now that they’re free, and just try to wander off out of embarrassment and total confusing on what to do now. I feel like maybe they could be kind of an endearing little family that struggles to find stability but does their best to take care of each other. Oni certainly isn’t easy to get along with at times with how bratty he can be, and how sensitive and anxious he is at being separated from people he latches to. I’d be aiming for maybe the vibe of a messy struggling but loving little family if that makes sense? Like they’re both Trying to be better and move on past the Entity and their own personal issues but it’s rough sometimes if that makes sense? So while I’m not sure if this would be a relationship you’re interested in or that fits David since he’s not mine and I don’t wanna be rude and force or assume, I thought it’d be a cute idea!

ANTAGONISTIC. Oni’s killer verse leaves him open to being a big pain in the ass to survivors. He doesn’t really take things too seriously, to him it’s all a fun little game and he gets to play over and over again and have the time of his life. However, David’s will to survive is a little too strong for Oni’s taste, especially when he doesn’t want the man who insulted his creator to be the final boy or last man standing! Going against Oni’s make-believe bullshit script makes him go absolutely ballistic, he goes from being much more casual and playful when he’s hooking something too full-on tantrum mode, which wouldn’t normally be a problem if he didn’t have the power and strength of an eldritch abomination. I think his stance on David would fluctuate depending on how much of a problem he is each trial, if he manages to outsmart him and sacrifice him then he’ll be pleased and nonchalant, no hard feelings from him of course. But if he’s a problem for his “vision” then Oni will definitely be a brat and just tunnel him. I’m so sorry David. For the most part though he’s kind of on the fence about him, he’s fun to play with because he’s so willing to fight to survive which makes for a good show and he doesn’t want him to completely give up because then it isn’t fun. ( which could be a fun avenue to explore if you wanted to since Oni does value every “actor in his script ) But when he doesn’t die when Oni wants him to he gets upset. Either way, he gets a lot of playful banter and one-liners, and he definitely brings out some of the most personality and raw emotion from Oni that he wouldn’t normally want to show. Overall he would be pretty unpredictable but it would be fun to see all of what that could spawn, like days where he’s “Just not feeling up to playing this game with you today”

#nomither #‹ * 🔪 INTERVIEW TIME ALREADY? ╱ ASKS. ›#>:^)c ... >8^)c #ohoho angst and fluff time gamers #hell fuckin yea #btw I am working on that reply from the continued ask rn!!!

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paladinsnevergiveup-blog · 6 years

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An Open Letter to Voltron: Legendary Defender and DreamWorks

AUTHOR: @astralsheith

SOURCE: https://twitter.com/astralsheith/status/1074317099730919424

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What happened to Voltron?

Back in October, screenshots from the final episode of Voltron’s eighth and final season were leaked online. The fandom split down the middle regarding who thought they were real and who thought they were fake and bad behaviour sprung up from both sides. I tried to maintain as neutral a stance as possible, waiting for an official statement to be made but none ever came and confirmation on the leaks came when the final season dropped on Netflix on December 14th. I had always remained hopeful that the leaks were fake, because the implications of them were troubling to me, such as Allura dying and Shiro’s last-minute wedding. My trust in Voltron’s showrunners (Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos) and creative team’s storytelling kept me going and I was, ultimately, excited (if sad about Voltron ending) to see the last season of a show I hold close to my heart.

Lo and behold, here we are, and it is somehow worse than I thought possible.

I can’t say that I hated Season 8. They were some stunning and powerful moments, to be sure, and as always, Studio Mir’s animation was incredible and breathtaking. The documentary episode was clever, dynamic, and brilliantly animated. Honerva’s arc as the show’s final villain was, in my opinion, one of the strongest points of the season. But when the dust settled after I’d finished watching I realised how disappointed and hurt I felt by this season. How, in the end, Voltron’s final season largely felt...hollow. As if the passion and heart that had been put into the previous seven seasons had been lost or smothered somehow. And the air of silence from the showrunners, the cast and crew that has bookended both the build up and response to Season 8 feels not only deafening but damning to how this final season ultimately turned out. Both the cast and crew and the fandom should be celebrating. The show ending may be bittersweet but ultimately, we should be celebrating the successful final season of an incredible show that has given so much to so many people.

Instead, people are crying - out of disappointment, hurt, a sense of betrayal. People are physically sick. Unable to eat. Unable to sleep. Children (Voltron’s supposed target demographic) are upset and confused by what transpired in Season 8.

What happened? What happened between SDCC of this year - when the cast and crew seemed so alight with passion and love for the show and the fact that they’d achieved the momentous feat of having a queer main character like Shiro - and now, with a final season that has left fans in pieces and its showrunners seemingly running as fast as they can from what their beloved show ended up being? For what purpose is this the outcome? Did LM and JDS get tired after working for so long on this show? Did they bite off more than they could chew? Did DreamWorks and other IP holders decide to, ultimately, take matters into their own hands and mold the final season into the Voltron they’d wanted all along? Robot action, transformation sequences, power-ups - those are all amazing if there’s some meaning behind them. That did not seem to be the case in Season 8. Season 8 was something separate in terms of its story and its characters than what had been developed in Seasons 1 through 7.

What happened to Voltron?

There are several things that are wrong with Season 8 that I could discuss. How about I start with Shiro? Shiro is my favourite character in Voltron and has been from since I started watching the show. At first glance, he might seem the prototypical hypermasculine and stoic leader type but there was such a kindness to him, a willingness to look out for his team no matter the cost, that made him different. An ambition to explore the universe and a passion to help people in need. A sense of humor that was dorky and dark in equal measure. He dealt with trauma. He faced immense adversity. Yet he survived. More than that, by the end of Season 7, he seemed to be thriving. Former Black Paladin of Voltron and current Captain of the IGF Atlas. And he was a gay man - a gay man not defined by his sexuality by any means. There has always been so much more to Shiro than meets the eye. Except in Season 8 - in Season 8, for the most part, all that made Shiro so wonderful as a character in a so-called kid’s show was...gone. He was “Captain”. He shouted orders and directions and rarely did his personality get any real chance to shine. The arm-wrestling in the episode Clear Day was probably the most engaging Shiro was as a character in the entire thirteen episodes. He didn’t have to be the focus of the season - that was clearly Allura and Honerva and that’s great - but he should still have been the character we’ve come to know and love and admire over the last two years or so. But he wasn’t. He just wasn’t.

Furthermore (and I am well aware I might just get written off as a “spiteful shipper” for this), the relationship between Shiro and Keith in Season 8 all but vanished. Putting aside the question of whether Shiro and Keith being canon as a romantic couple was ever on the table for Voltron, their strong friendship was all but erased from Voltron’s “canon” in Season 8. This is a relationship that has been a pillar of the show since the very beginning. Keith’s introduction to the show was him saving Shiro. His first bit of dialogue on the show was Shiro’s name. They’ve had near-entire episodes dedicated to their relationship - Across the Universe, The Blade of Marmora, The Black Paladins, A Little Adventure. What other duo in Voltron can boast that? Maybe Zarkon and Honerva but not even they - as two of the main villains of the show and the catalyst for the entire war that takes place throughout Voltron’s story and plot - have that much plot and character attention as Shiro and Keith have had regarding their bond. Shiro and Keith have soundtracks specific to their relationship.

What could possibly have happened to warrant the kind of erasure they faced in Season 8? How is it I can point to several moments throughout Season 8 where Shiro and Keith’s relationship could have continued to shine yet there was almost nothing there? Was it censorship? Was DreamWorks and Co. unable to handle a gay main character having a close relationship with his male best friend? Because it certainly feels like that’s the case - a fear of what Shiro and Keith could have been by the end of Voltron (even as best friends) and a desperation to backpedal. Was it “think of the children”? Yet how are you “thinking of the children” when Lotor’s melted corpse is allowed on screen? Is body horror and violence “safe” for children but meaningful relationships involving queer main characters are not?

And then there’s Shiro’s wedding in the “epilogue”. I won’t deny that the image of a gay main character such as Shiro, marrying and kissing another man, isn’t (on the surface) powerful in its own way and could perhaps prove to be a gateway to more male queer representation in Western animation. Yet when that man is a man I only the know name of because I watch Voltron with captions, when that man is mistaken for Shiro’s dead ex partner by Netflix’s audio description, when that man is marrying Shiro at the seeming expense of Shiro’s entire character, it can’t help but feel cheap. A PR stunt for “representation points”. A quick-fix due to the backlash Voltron faced after Season 7 and Adam’s death. There’s no weight or true meaning behind it. No development. The fact that Voltron’s supervising producer last work for Voltron that he posted on his Instagram was him drawing and animating Shiro’s wedding weeks (September 13th) after said backlash kicked off (mid-late August) does not feel unrelated or coincidental to me. It doesn’t feel genuine. It doesn’t feel true to the story Voltron’s been telling these past 2 ½ half years.

Allura. Oh, Allura.

I can’t think of a solid reason why the decision was made to kill Allura off. I’d like to think that the original idea was to have Voltron be sacrificed but DreamWorks was reluctant to let go off the eponymous robot and Allura was the only character close to powerful enough to be convincing of rebooting all realities, along with Honerva. But who's to say that’s even close to the truth? And why not have it be solely Honerva? I would have believed that if they were truly committed to a “redemption in death” for Honerva. Why Allura? Why go against Allura’s character of arc of moving away from destructive self-sacrifice, learning to trust her team, finding a new family in the paladins? Why have the paladins so readily accept Allura’s decision? “We are always stronger together” - yet Allura is the only paladin to sacrifice herself? She faced so much loss as a character - why have her lose her life, too? Allura was never meant to be a martyr. She was meant to live. To move past her father’s legacy and help rebuild the universe. Lead her people. Experience Altea again. And the relationship between Allura and Lance in Season 8 was wonderful and sweet but in light of Allura’s death can’t help but feel somewhat contrived for maximum emotional impact when they say goodbye. Allura’s death, ultimately, felt unnecessary, unfair, and ill aligned with what I thought were Voltron’s primary themes. Power of love, of friendship and family, of teamwork. What’s the point of a team if, in the end, they do very little to help save the universe and the burden is left on one person alone?

And the rest of the team in Season 8 suffered, too. Pidge barely interacted with any of the other paladins. Hunk displayed some great moments with his love of cooking and how that helped people but the heroics he displayed in Season 7 seemed to fall to the wayside. Lance’s signature goofiness seemed to get lost in his constant worry over Allura. I am grateful for his newfound maturity but it shouldn’t come at the expense of what made these character so distinct in the first place.

I have loved Voltron. I still do, even if I am currently working through these difficult emotions regarding its final season. I have defended it in the past from irrational “critique”. Seven seasons of great storytelling does not vanish in the wake of a troubling and disappointing ending. At some point, I will continue with my rewatch. Right now, I think that would be difficult. I’m not trying to point specific blame at any one person or party in particular, as I don’t know the truth of what happened during Voltron’s production (as much as I would like to). I just know that Season 8 felt like a lie. Not only a lie but a bad lie. A transparent lie. And I and so many other dedicated fans would greatly appreciate the truth. I don’t need to see what Season 8 would have originally been, if there is such a thing. I can honestly quite easily imagine it, because Voltron’s previous seasons had set it up so thoughtfully. But I would be grateful for an explanation, for a break in the silence, for someone involved with the show to come forth and help the fandom move forward in the wake of Season 8.

What happened to Voltron? Tell us, because we’re ready to listen.

#freevlds8 #vldaudience #voltron #voltron legendary defender #sheith #shiro #takashi shirogane #allura

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The Scooby Doo Timeline

Scooby Doo is a franchise that spans from 1969 to modern day, but the characters haven’t aged those fifty years. They have aged some, such as in Zombie Island where the group took a break, and in the live action films where they took another. And now they’ve aged down again, with the Cartoon Network live action films, the upcoming Ashley Tisdale produced flick, and the most recent cartoons. But interestingly, despite the maybe sixteen years that they’ve aged from youngest to oldest, the technology has advanced wildly, to keep up with reality. They have cellphones in the recent shows, though since they’re teenagers, it should be the late 60s, or early 70s. As such, I have come to one conclusion.

At the beginning of the television series, Mystery Inc operates in reality (which is supported by all of the celebrities showing up throughout the show), but as time goes on and more people come to know of a talking dog (later explained as Scooby being part alien), our world is altered to the point of history splitting off into The Scooby Doo Timeline, where technology advances much faster, and even though it’s only roughly early-to-mid 1974 in the latest TV series, laptops are a thing.

Eventually, the gang distances themselves from one another, as in Zombie Island, and the world has been so severely damaged that this slowly causes, following String Theory, a nearby earth where monsters are real to collide into Scooby’s, thus explaining how in the shows & movies produced in our 80s, and onwards, monsters are real, but in the years prior they’d only dealt with men in masks. The slow transformation is supported by all of the television shows, such as Batman and The Addams Family, becoming real in Scooby’s world.

During the early portion of the roughly seven year stint during Zombie Island where the gang wasn’t whole, before going on to freelance and then have her own TV show, Daphne had traveled with Shaggy and Scooby, as in The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo, and then Shaggy and Scooby had gone solo, as in Ghoul School, eventually being desperate enough for a normal life that they begin working for an airport. From here they rejoin Mystery Incorporated during Zombie Island, for a little over a year, before things fall apart once more as in the live action Scooby Doo. Another two years pass, and then they get together again, this time to travel the world, like in the more recent animated movies. The entire franchise takes place between 1969 and 1989. From Woodstock, to the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Of course, there are a couple different stories of how the group met. A Pup Named Scooby Doo shows they all knew eachother as kids. The upcoming Ashley Tisdale movie explains that Velma and Daphne met each-other online and became a duo on their own. I believe that A Pup Named Scooby Doo is a in-universe television series that the gang signed off on, and I’m going to assume the same for the Tisdale production, as the internet didn’t exist as we know it today when they would have met in 1968 (at the latest). This is supported by Goes Hollywood, which proves the gang has experience with their likeness being used in entertainment. The Scooby Doo Monsters Unleashed Gameboy game is also in-universe merchandise, as it’s shown at the end of the second live action film. As for the rest of the origin stories, I’m going to follow up on this post in the future, after I finish my marathon of every Scooby Doo production to date, which I’m currently working on. I will address any other contradictions then, but I’m going to go ahead and say that the Coolsville vs. Crystal Cove hometown discussion can be easily explained by saying that the two towns are located very close to one another, probably founded by the same family, possibly seperated by only a river, or maybe can even be explained by Coolsville being a highly popular nickname (like The Sunshine State).

But then, what about this largely known contradiction? In Mystery Incorporated, when the gang are teenagers, there’s a Scrappy Doo statue. Fred, upon seeing it, tells Daphne that they promised to “never speak of him again”. This is considered to be a reference to the live action movie, where Scrappy Doo is…uh…evil. How could the younger group know what happens in the future? My answer is this: They’re referring to the event that made Scrappy the way he is. Hear me out, using Scrappy’s catchphrase. “Let me at him! Let me at him!” - if Scrappy is so eager to get into fights, and an event happened that the gang doesn’t want to refer to, it would make sense that Scrappy had experienced some kind of trauma when Mystery Inc first started, prior to episode one of Where Are You. This would explain why Scrappy hates them so much in the live films. He blames them for whatever happened. And maybe the PTSD from whatever happened is why Scrappy kept urinating at random times in the live film. I honestly can’t blame him for his anger if this is how unaccepting they are.

Additionally, I consider the “Scrappy Doo found dead in Miami” meme to be canon. Originally, the line was from a Dexter fanfiction and thus totally irrelevant, however, after it became a meme, an Onion-wannabe fake newspaper site where anyone can publish an article crafted a piece which explains that Scrappy had become a cocaine dealer, and recently overdosed. This makes sense to me, and has led me to believe he was a drug kingpin during the events of the live action film, explaining why he’s sporadically left and returned during the gang’s history.

He’s there for about four years, starting after the gang returns from Canada (as though he’s waiting for them), then leaves mid-way through the seven year break, and he joins after Zombie Island for that short time, before being kicked out. I theorize he was with them for that time because he was hiding from the authorities, and then climbed higher up the ladder once he returned to his cartel. In the end, he’s shown being taken into custody, but if he’s a big deal he could easily be broken out and taken to Miami, where he self-medicates to numb the pain of failure. Which leaves me with one, final question;

What happened, Scrappy? Who hurt you? And why did you decide to hurt us?

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Otp Questions: 02/05

Who takes the trash out?

Wufei, mostly because he is used to his own schedule of tidy-ness. Duo is more stubborn and laid back when it comes to trashing the place about, much to Wufei’s dismay.

Who reminds the other to take care of themselves?

They both do this in different ways. They both have emotional, psychological and physical traumas that they both soothe each other into letting go. Not that they will anytime soon, but they try. When one breaks down, the other kneels and holds them, putting back together broken pieces with their own, sharing scars and the sentiment of losing those they loved.

Who is happier when they are out in nature?

Wufei. His home colony had a meadow and patches of nature where he loved to sit out in and read books, study and meditate. Unfortunately, in one of the colonies they now reside in is similar to the metropolis kind--too many buildings, too many infrastructures. No parks, no place of nature for him to sit down in. So he makes due with his room and setting up a very tiny modest garden near the window.

Do they like to go in the hot tub together?

They don’t have a tub. They have hot showers. Yes, they enjoy it from time to time when they take it together, but it ends up irritating Wufei sometimes because Duo wants to do a something that doesn’t include cleaning, whereas Wufei wants to help Duo clean up. Plus, it’s a tiny shower.

Bless them.

Do either of them avidly follow a celebrity and/or fandom?

Not celebrities, although they both cringe when they have a few newbies coming into the Preventers HQ with rose colored glasses about someone or another. Celebrity worshiping ins’t their thing. The only “celebrity” they follow is Relena and that’s because it’s their job.

As for fandoms, they don’t follow fandoms. but they do have shows and games they thoroughly enjoy. Wufei is fond of strategy games, and this include Pokemon, and several books and comics he discreetly follows. As for Duo, well, if it’s free or can be attained for free...

Who builds a pillow fort?

Duo. He would do it for Wufei. It would be in the living room, and it would ave Wufei’s tiny plant garden in it just to have a feel of an outside camping sight, and it would be like a celebration of some kind. He’d put fake plant vines and Wufei would mention them and Duo would just ‘he look, i tried. They don’t sell plants for cheap here. They wanted my kidney for the succulent I just got you today, and I need the other one to live.’ And Wufei would just smile and lean in and kiss Duo.

‘It’s passable.’

Who plans the romantic date?

They both do. Duo’s more disorganized about it, honestly. Like the pillow fort would be a romantic date, and a pizza day would also be a romantic date. At least in Duo’s mind. Anything that keep’s Wufei from cooking is like a date for Duo.

As for Wufei, he does a bit more elaborate things. Like they could go out to eat, or go and try to watch a movie at the theater (which failed terribly because of the loud noises that made them both feel anxious and incredibly stressed), or just go out for coffee or drinks. Anything that would break the mold of a routine.

Who likes to play with the other’s hair?

This is also a dual thing. But it ends up being mostly Wufei with more practice with Duo’s hair since there are times that huge knots can only be undone with his care. Or when one decides to take a fucking shower early in the morning and Wufei is arguing with Duo that this wasn’t prudent and helps Duo braid faster by doing it himself and getting his own uniform wet in the process--

Whereas Duo is mostly fascinated that Wufei’s hair is damn silky and loves to comb his hand through it, and sometimes braid it with his hair.

...to which he forgot he did that and gets up and it’s not a pretty picture--

Who calms the other down when the other has a nightmare?

Depends on who has the nightmare first. Because regardless, they both comfort one another when the other starts to thrash about or scream. They did this before they were even a couple to be honest. Since the only ones that understand what they went through are the few gundam pilots, they can only really rely on each other for these things.

However, with them being a couple, it’s easier to be tender during these moments.

Who wants their dog to sleep on the bed with them?

They don’t own a dog, but they do own a cat. It sleeps with Wufei most of the time, so I suppose Wufei is the one that prefers their pet to sleep with them. And when Wufei is away, Duo sleeps with the cat.

Who can’t sleep without the other?

Duo. During solo missions where Wufei leaves for a while, it eats him up. He tries to not let it seep through that it’s his trauma of losing that he thought was constant when he was a child. He has never gotten used to that feeling of a home. Now that he learned with Wufei that home is where the heart is, he is beyond terrified that he’ll lose it again.

Who is too nice and will listen to a sales person pitch?

Duo is actually more charismatic when it comes to these moments. Wufei isn’t. Wufei would just be curt and to the point and not waste too much time. Duo would listen and even get his nails done in the process. Maybe buy a small sample.

‘What the fuck for?’

‘Hey I’ve never seen my nails this clean, I was curious okay?’

Who makes the first move to cuddle?

This is a weird one, but Wufei. Different things can make him want to look for physical affection a bit more than Duo. The feeling of being cold can make him stand with their arms pressed together and before long Duo has his arm around him. Or Wufei will lay his head on Duo’s shoulder when they are on the dart train, and Duo follows after that.

Duo however was starved at such an early age that he forced himself to feel indifferent about cuddling until he feels safe to do so. Which... now he is. But he does it after Wufei gives the okay.

What is their go to fast food place?

There is a Shawarma place a block away from HQ. Everyone goes there. Even Quatre goes there when he comes by the colony. As for when they are at home, there is a tiny ramen house where they can get Tokyo style ramen in huge bowls. It’s a treat for them.

Who likes to wear the other’s sweaters?

Wufei. He’s the one that feels cold with more ease while Duo runs very hot. So he steals sweaters or jackets from Duo. They also fit loosely on him when he does this... and he likes the smell. But these are details he doesn’t mention.

Okay, ask me for more guys uwu~

#duo maxwell #chang wufei #wufei chang #gundam wing #02x05 #dufei #gw drabbles #long post #meme stuff #amberly i got your ot3 one :"D you're next

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The Spookiest TV Shows & Movies Coming To Netflix In October Betches

It’s Halloween betches, and it’s time to get spooky AF. Netflix is adding to the festivities with the scariest TV shows and movies—’tis the season for sleeping with the lights on and double locking all your doors. There’s no better way to get in the spirit of Halloween than living in darkness with only your laptop screen as a light source. This is also the perfect excuse to ditch any and all Halloween related celebrations. More time for you to spend doing what you do best—sitting. Which BTW, can get pretty f*cking frightening. Just look into my dead, lifeless eyes wasting my life away because yes, it’s hour 30 and I am still here, Netflix.

‘Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ – October 26

From the f*cked minds that brought you Riverdale comes another childhood ruining series. Sh*t gets dark and twisty when our girl Sabrina hits her 16th birthday. Unlike the stars of My Super Sweet Sixteen, Sab doesn’t get a party with a horse-drawn carriage entrance. Instead, she gets to choose between becoming a demon with her whole witch family or like, being a normal human. Sounds like one hell of a birthday to me!

‘The Haunting of Hill House’ – October 12

Haunted houses are nothing new for Halloween, but this one certainly takes the cake. Based on a 1959 novel by Shirley Jackson, this show takes us through the lives of the Crain family. Hugh and Liv Crain are parents to five kids living in Hill House, a home haunted by ghost-like creatures. The storyline bounces between the current lives of the family, struggling with the trauma from their past, and the stories of the creatures that haunted them. Good luck with this one, I got nightmares from the trailer alone.

‘Creeped Out’ – October 4

Netflix has this horror series rated as kid-friendly. IDK about you, but the ghost episode of Zoey 101 (The Curse of PCA, in case you’re wondering) was scary for me as a child (or maybe still now), so WTF is coming out of this that’s less terrifying? The series is an anthology, all narrated by a mysterious masked figure called “The Curious”. While every episode is different, there are some subtle links that bring the entire series together—and apparently, they’re creepy AF.

‘The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell’ – October 12

Netflix’s latest addition to their plethora of food series is like if Martha Stewart went goth (which I would low-key love to see). Christine McConnell is taking her Insta fame out of the ‘Gram and onto the laptop screen with her own baking show. Known for her creepy cakes and f*cking terrifying photos, the author of Deceptive Desserts shows us all what she does best: making treats that look too scary to eat. That’s one way to trick yourself into a diet.

‘Haunted’ – October 19

Have you ever seen a ghost? And before you try me, no, bugging out when you’re high and seeing your dead dog doesn’t count. This series is about everyday humans experiencing paranormal or supernatural events that still haunt them. Brought to you by the executive producers of The Purge franchise and Lore, this series is sure to make you overanalyze every movement of the wind and flicker of the lights.

‘The Shining’ – October 1

Creepy twins, sketchy hotels, and metaphors—oh my! ‘The Shining’ is a classic sh*t-your-pants horror film, but IDK what’s scarier about this movie: the ax murderer or the film students who analyze every breath Jack Nicholson takes. You decide. If you haven’t seen this movie, it’s based on Stephen King’s 1977 novel of the same title and is probably one of the creepiest films in existence. Would recommend watching this with friends, and then, probably having them guard your bathroom door while you shower.

‘Malevolent’ – October 5

A brother-sister duo decides an excellent business plan is to scam people who are grieving by pretending they know how to talk to the dead. This movie is like what would happen if the Long Island Medium turned out to be a fake. Sh*t gets weird when they go for a reading at an orphanage (red flag one) where a murder took place (red flag two). Basically, the ghosts were like “you want to talk with us B*TCH? Well, now you get to. For eternity.” But I’m sure it’s a lot scarier than that.

‘Apostle’ – October 12

An ex-priest returns to his long-lost daddy’s house to find out that his sister has been kidnapped by a religious cult *gasp*. Turns out, this cult likes to sacrifice people and drill into heads—so some really fun party games here—so obvs ex-priest has to go try and save his sister. The cult is on a remote island, so this movie is for sure full of that type of horror where you scream and no one can hear you. Apparently, this movie is really gory featuring some sh*t swimming, arm cutting, and human meat grinding. Perhaps watch this one on an empty stomach.

‘Truth or Dare’ – October 3

This isn’t your average slumber party. A legit psychopath kidnaps four teens while they’re chilling in Mexico to make them play a dark-ass version of truth or dare. Every time a truth or dare presents itself, everyone’s faces get super warped and they start to look like a freaky Snapchat filter. There’s also a big risk in not doing said tasks—you could die. So the stakes are high, people. The tasks range from breaking someone’s hand to coming out to the grand finale: killing people. This whole thing seems like a lose-lose situation. Do you love scary sh*t like crime, cults, conspiracy theories? We’re launching Not Another True Crime podcast on October 1! Follow us on Instagram at @natcpod for details.

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Character headcanons: the whole mighty nein?

oh damn aight babe lets get started

Jester

1: sexuality headcanon

my girl is bisexual, no question.

2: otp

beaujes ftw, of course. i just... i feel like Jester can lean on Beau a lot, and that’s important.

3: brotp

honestly Jester has such a good relationship with the whole entire team, i cant believe how much she is the heart of the entire team. i would say my favorite dynamic is... jester and fjord. they just have some real cute moments, and they really try and support each other.

4: notp

i dont really have any notps? i mean... i cant really see her with caleb, i guess, which is a thing some people like? but im very much a chill person.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Jester used to make little gifts for her mom, but she kind of had to make do with the things she had access to, so it was a lot of drawings and playing pranks she thinks will make her mom smile.

Also, Marion still has every single one of the drawings Jester ever gave her.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

Dick jokes.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

hmmm... i dont get much from Jes, honestly. i would say... oh wait gods i just remembered that conversation with Beau about relationships and how theyre not like the books they read oh my poor baby Jester ishfgufkd.lg8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll

Caleb

1: sexuality headcanon

i am personally real into asexual and panromantic Caleb.

2: otp

i dont particularly ship Caleb with anyone? but if i had to say... maybe with Essek? or Caduceus? but Caleb is v much the kind of person who needs solid family relationships more than romantic ones.

3: brotp

Caleb and Nott are the og, obvi.

4: notp

Caleb and Beau, for sure my dudes. they are Empire Siblings, platonic forever.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

i dont remember if its said where he got the name from but ive decided just now he got the name Caleb Widogast from a porn book. it was a minor character and he’s mostly just praying that Jester will never run into the book he took it from.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

depression and trauma, babey

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

when he was having that conversation with Beau and they were just literally talking circles around each other and not getting anywhere with it. also any time where he starts talking about how he’s a shitty person.8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

problematic fave, for suresies

Caduceus

1: sexuality headcanon

he is a big and soft and gentle gay man.

2: otp

Caduceus x peace, Caduceus x support, Caduceus x not dying ever again please

also i like Caduceus and Fjord

3: brotp

i really want Cads to connect more with the others, yknow? i feel like hes doing a lot of supporting them and not getting a lot of support. i liked that moment he had with the Gentleman, i would love if that got more time but i doubt it.

i would say... Cads and Jester? i feel like they both do that thing where they don’t lean on others as much as they could and so they should lean on each other.

4: notp

i dont think i honestly have one for Cads. i mean, him and anyone who would hurt him. dont let anyone hurt the boy. he needs protection.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

i think part of why he hasnt scried on his family is partially worry about just not being able to see them, but also partially worry that theyre fine out there. theyre fine and doing good work and they just havent come back, havent checked in on him or the Grove, and he’s just as scared to see that as he is to see that theyre not okay at all.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

low int, has trouble paying attention, big mood.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

i... honestly cant really think of a moment? he has always done his best and i love him.8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll

Nott

1: sexuality headcanon

i... i feel like. she has straight woman energy? but i dont like that so as far as im concerned she’s bisexual.

2: otp

Nott and Yeza. rhino sex potions, learning how to change and grow together, and that entire moment when they’re reunited and Yeza is just happy she’s alive no matter what she looks like.

3: brotp

listen Nott and Caleb are the og, but Nott and Jester are the detective duo and as far as im concerned, thats what matters most.

4: notp

mmmmmmmmmm idk does anyone ship nott and caduceus? thats a notp for me, i just decided that just now.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Nott hasn’t spoken to her brothers in a very long time, and in fact actively avoids it when given the chance.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

“they turned me into everything i thought was”. always thinking of yourself as Less. and also being a gross goblin.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

knowing she had a crush on caleb lmao not gonna lie8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

problematic fave

Beau

1: sexuality headcanon

lesbian

2: otp

BeauJes, my dudes. “i could be her beacon” was a powerful phrase. and also beauyasha is still very very good content.

3: brotp

Beau and Fjord. captain and first mate. teacher and student. i honestly think Fjord was one of the first people to really give Beau a chance to grow as a person and she grabbed it with both hands and worked so hard at it, and Fjord was there for it.

4: notp

beau and any guy. she’s a lesbian, ya’ll. come on.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

beau doesnt like yellow because one time she had to wear a yellow dress to a party and she spilled something on it and got yelled at for the stain and she’s a bitter one who doesnt let things go so now she just doesnt wear yellow, and prefers dark colors.

cant get yelled at for stains if no one can see them!

6: one way in which I relate to this character

socially awkward! yes.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

mmmm socially awkward, again8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

i feel. like. she cant be a cinnamon roll but shes also. not entirely a problematic fave? more problematic fave than cinnamon roll, but not really either.

Yasha

1: sexuality headcanon

she is a Lesbian who was very much in love with her wife, as most lesbians are.

2: otp

Yasha x forgiveness, Yasha x happiness, Yasha x freedom

also beauyasha is always good. and so is yasha and jester? get yasha a blue girlfriend who will reassure her that things are okay.

3: brotp

Yasha and Molly were, obvi, amazing together. maybe its bc of them that i also want to see more of Cads and Yasha.

i just feel like the low int bros could be fun.

4: notp

ummmm i guess. i cant see molly and yasha in a romantic way at all?

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

on yasha and zuala’s wedding day, they had to do it in secret, so they couldnt really decorate or celebrate much. but what they did do was pick flowers and put them everywhere. so that even if they couldnt show their love to their tribe, they could still be surrounded by colors and life and beauty.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

Says Dumb Things, Loves Girls So Much, Needs A Break

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

listen i am anticipating a lot of awkward apologizing and guilt and idk if this counts as second hand embarrassment but im deffo gonna be crying so8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll and i will fight anyone who says otherwise

Fjord

1: sexuality headcanon

thinking about it... im real into demi Fjord.

2: otp

Fjord x Eldritch Blaaaast

forreal tho i dont heavily ship him with anything. him and Cads are cute, tho.

3: brotp

i know i already said this for beau but really the captain first mate dynamic is so so good.

i also like him and nott. green drowning victims! bickering! also actually being ride or die for each other but like you would never tell them that!

4: notp

mmmmm him and avantika i guess

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

a lot of the reason Fjord is so good at accents is bc, as a kid, he would try and mimic other people’s voices. he thought it would get them to stop looking at him like a half-orc. it didnt work, but now he can p much copy anyone’s voice so that’s handy!

6: one way in which I relate to this character

just doesnt know whats going on, assumes someone who says wise words must be the smartest person ever, feels like deadweight if they dont have something special they can do

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

this is legit the hardest question for every character my dudes uhhhhh oh gods the whole thing with avantika was killer so i guess when he has to fake it but also doesnt know what the hells going on at the same time.8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon... roll? i mean... he did also almost unleash a many eyed eldritch snake tho......... so....

send me a character or anything really

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