#is this too mean

[leclerced]

mean oscar is my fav.

he denies all of her orgasms and then calls her a crybaby and makes fun of her for crying bc she wants to come and he wont let her. like how pathetic lmao

love that so much tbh i raise u one!

him being annoyed w her one day because she’s being bratty and won’t leave him alone so he makes her think he’s giving into her whims. carries her to the bedroom and ties her to their headboard, then leaves her there. as he’s walking out he says, “shut up and let me work. if you’re good i’ll give you what you want when i’m done. don’t make me gag you.” and she just lies there stunned into silence, not believing that he’s leaving her there until he shuts the door behind him and she’s stuck like that. she’d be confused and think about shouting for him as she tries to wiggle out of the ties, but then remembers his threat of gagging her and she decides to try and listen for once.

[sweettjrose]

Scuttle: Ya know the Blot pulled the funniest April's Fools joke on me today.

Pete: He did?

Scuttle: Yeah he just told me that I should get in a rocket ship, blast off, and never come back... And I almost fell for it too until I realized... I don't have a rocket. How is that even possible? Pfft What a jokester, right?

Pete: ... Sure.

[wedding-shemp]

The stereotypical smug comic book guy is infinitely less irritating to me than the Batfam fandom who don't actually read comics but bitch and moan endlessly about how the comics aren't as good as whatever headcanon for Jason Todd or whoever is currently in vogue

[multifandom-but]

A TOH Vent

This thought has been brewing in my head for a bit so I’m just gonna say it and call it a day. This is just my thought though, feel free to be entitled to your own.

If The Owl House ending is rushed or hell- even just bad in general? The only people I will blame is Disney. I would never blame Dana or the crew.

The fact that Season 2B is some of the best work in the show and it was written knowing that the show would be cut just shows how much potential there is/was in TOH and its crew. They took the burden, the obstacles standing in front of them when Disney cut the show and are STILL producing banger after banger this season. At 10% of their power, the show is still incredible and yet it breaks my heart knowing that so much plot, development and even possible amazing fillers were lost with the cancellation. (Beach day, Darius and Hunter’s relationship, the previous G.G’s, everyone discussing how Luz leaving has been eating away at them and having a proper genuine discussion about it, learning about the other covens and their head witches, Amity and Luz’s relationship development, Hunter coping with his panic attacks and trauma, Willow and Gus continuously growing, etc.)

This show has filled my heart with such joy I cannot explain and there’s a genuine hole in my heart that it’s ending so soon. After all the media that I’ve watched, the fact that it’s still one of my favourite shows of all time pisses me off beyond words. Because I was robbed. This fandom was robbed. The cast and crew were fucking robbed.

“Didn’t fit the Disney brand”? Wth does that even mean?? This is a show I want my own kids to watch years later because it’s just that amazing. I would pass this show down for generations like a heirloom. Edit: If it didn’t fit the Disney brand why did they even green light it? Isn’t inclusion what you’re trying to promote? Just sounds like blatant homophobia to me.

So even if The Owl House’s ending ends up being lacklustre, disappointing, or down right horrendous, I can’t ever blame the team. After what they’ve done for us and what they’ve tried to save. I will only blame the mouse.

Screw the mouse.

[idonthaveacontract]

george santos really thought he had the face to pull off the dick whitman maneuver

[geturasstomars]

sometimes i see a beautiful work of art on my dash, of diverse and specific characters in a tender loving embrace, and after admiring it i take myself on down to the caption, where it is revealed that this is a rendering of two characters voiced by justin and griffin mcelroy

[travisdermotts]

...maybe instead of having 8 bad pitches bassitt should work on throwing 1 good one

[undedkat]

Van and Hitomi in a Links Awakening AU

[terminals3v3n]

mark and tom over the years very cleverly concealing what lyrics are about each other in their songs by putting "she" instead of "he"

[jimmyandthegiraffes]

im an a-team fan so i could never bring myself to comment on hutch's hairline

[wedding-shemp]

On one hand I wholeheartedly support being critical of how normalized it is to have a really unhealthy relationship with alcohol and obviously anyone who chooses not to drink has my whole heart and sympathy but on the other hand there is something just unspeakably funny about the fact that theres a growing subset of people on tumblr-already a website that is effectively a wildlife refuge for people who didn't get invited to parties in high school- patting themselves on the back for not needing to drink to have a good time

[kingcriccket]

well. I think some of u need to learn to just call yourself fans of something again. babes it's not a hyperfixation you just like it.

[fecto-forgo]

opinion discarded

reason:pussy behavior

[sidewalk-scrawls]

It drives me slightly crazy in fic (this isn't about a specific fic, I've just noticed a trend) where Izzy's genuinely like "ah yes Blackbeard's back, exactly like I wanted!" completely meaning it and without even the slightest twinge of self-doubt, as if the ending to episode 10 indicates a return to normalcy.

It drives me slightly crazier when it's Steddyhands fic and when Stede comes back, Izzy is suddenly like, "ah yes Stede was right, this is a huge improvement over the last 20 years of my life" jdhdgks

(These are usually the same fics that mix up Stede and Aziraphale loll)

[thisbrilliantsky]

asgkljdhljkdfhljkv

half-rotted brain of a 13yo bully

[lilyfreshwater]

I just realized that with the way Ranboo looks he's most definitely not going to land anyone by attractiveness and if he meets someone that isn't a part of the streaming group and is an irl he meets in the uk they would probably only date him for his money and fame. I despise the guy but even I have to admit that's actually really sad.

sorry but it's the only kind of relationship he deserves atp