"Turn to the side, little boy!"
"Little? My dick could stretch out those tight ass pants you're wearing, Senior Chafe."
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average new yorker (his rap sheet's longer than a phonebook)
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issai gokudera facts! 🎸
issai was born on april fool's day! (april 1) he's an aries.
he was born in kawasaki, japan. and was brought to the states at 15 years old.
he's 6"1. (187 cm.) depending on the shoe's platform, he can easily hit the 6"5 ballpark.
issai's parents divorced when he was just a small child, and raised by his mother who often struggled to make ends meet.
he's 27 years old.
he's a tattoo artist and piercer. he's done almost all of his piercings (except for his tongue piercings) on himself, and 10 of his major tattoos.
issa used to be a school bully. though his main target were athletes.
by the time he was in middle school, issai had already joined a small-time gang. his first crimes were aggravated arson and vandalism of private property.
he has court-mandated anger management classes and therapy sessions, which seem to have a (somewhat) positive impact on his impulse control. although what truly set him on the path to becoming more mature and socially adept is his 3-year-old. she's his entire world and would die for her.
issai is the middle child on his father's side of the family. he is his mother's second and youngest child.
his scarily deep voice along with a solid blend of japanese-new york accent generally catches others off guard, and makes for interesting conversation-starters.
issai worked at a fast food restaurant once, but got fired shortly after beating a guy's face in with a metal tray for spitting on him and calling him a racist slur. to this day, issai does not regret his actions one bit.
issai's a natural brunette. his mother hotly disputes he was a dirty blonde when he was an infant, however.
his fave genres of music are either hip-hop or screamo.
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i need issai so bad i need him biblicallu
You have him for exactly thirty minutes. Make it count, please.
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issai has to be one of the strongest personalities i've made on my roster aside from lloyd and felicity
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