"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily."
+ process(tw blood)
Also, look at him, bloody little guy 🥹
This drawing was inspired by several matador pics :D here and here:
^ I don't think I'll ever live up to the second one ah. There's several pics of that specific guy just soaked with blood, and I'm uh a bit obsessed with then ITS FUCKED UP I KNOW OKAY! But I've not drawn blood in a while so it was a bit difficult so I added less than I would want to I guess. Also I'm obsessed with how often they kneel in bullfighting?? Like okay who are you arching your back and spreading your legs for-
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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
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MOE. SUMMER ALT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
BIGGEST thing about Moe history is that for Literally Actual Years. I have been trying SO hard to get a beach outfit for it Right. I always had some aspects of it in mind (the white cover-up -- initially sheer, but I like the idea that it's a light shawl kinda like Lyon's, here). But a lot of my designs felt too feminine. Moe is about Balance. Moe is about Mishmash. Moe is about The Silly Factor. It's also unexpectedly practical and loves questionable fashion choices.
All this in mind! I think its Look really came together when I decided to give it some sporty touches. I esp love the wet shoes... and the visor works so well on it?? The little fish skeleton is a handmade accessory (not actual bones.), like its "tail" in its everyday outfit. I imagine it's jointed/maybe chain linked, so it has some movement to it! The skeleton adds a bit of edge it always has, and ALMOST. Gives a manta ray silhouette paired with the shawl (most noticeable in the topmost art! Didn't set out to do that, but when I noticed this I ran w it LMFAOO)
And. Some doodles
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First of all:
Suzie, leave your husband, marry me. I don’t mind that you have 24 unregistered kids, and live in the woods, and that you probably need several psychological evaluations done. I love you either way ❤️
(the pic is so pixelated damn ☠️)
Fuck that wrinkly bitch and your husband, they don’t deserve you
Stanley finally has some relevance 🔥 lets goo 💥💪
I feel like Stanley would have a podcast and he’d be one of those people that talk way too much about their lives. One day he would just casually drop that he grew up in what was essentially a religious cult in the woods with his 23 siblings, all from the same mother. Oh and one of them (his favourite btw) was also apparently possessed by some demon and stabbed his other sibling. You know, just the normal stuff
This might be a coincidence but he has the same hairstyle as Tobias (his eyes are similar to Tobi’s original eyes too) ❤️🩹
HE ADMIRES TOBIAS SO MUCH, MAN 😭
Dude I love Tobi but if he doesn’t say hi to Stanley I might have to kill him
Matias looking like he’s in jail or something. If you have to talk to your mother just go outside boy, no need to talk though the glass. It doesn’t even look like it’s open, do they have to raise their voice even though they’re face to face?
“Matt get up already, you’re visiting your grandma”
“What”
“Huh? Hold on- HEY MATT”
“YEAH??”
“YOU’RE VISITING YOUR GRANDMA OKAY?! GET DRESSED”
“OK”
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All I know about the new descendants movie is osmosis from tumblr and combining that with the media I think of when someone says Alice in Wonderland is making for tbh the movie in my brain is probs very different than what I've heard the new one is like.
And that media is the Royal Ballet's Alice in Wonderland. Its a lovely comic ballet, and my favourite dances are The Mad Hatter's Tea Party (tap! in a ballet! also in this clip played by Steven McRae, who i want to know more about and watch more of his stuff as i have heard good things about from other dancers I know), and the Tart Adage, which is frickin hilarious. (also the way that the King of Hearts just droops around in the background and its like yup. thats Red's dad apparently.)
So uh everyone should watch these clips simply because they're amazing and I love them.
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