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hillerskaroyals · 2 years

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some days i think i’m not going to have a breakdown and other days i legitimately cry from laughing so hard at a sponge landing facedown on the ground that my roommate comes to check on me bc she’s concerned

#can you guess which one happened tonight lads #i do believe that soulja boy cranked me today #but also words cannot explain how funny that shit was #it made the PERFECT ‘plop’ noise and landed facedown #i tried to explain to my roommate that i knocked it down while keeping the cutting board from falling #but in the midst of my breakdown and the fact that i couldn’t breathe bc i was laughing so hard #i only vaguely managed to say ‘cutting board’ which led her to believe i cut myself #i did manage to hold up my hands to show that i was in fact not bleeding #but it took me a good 2 more minutes to explain what actually happened #and tears were streaming down my face the entire time #the look of concern on her face was absolutely priceless #i damn near laughed myself a 6-pack #also when i managed to explain the situation she simply did not think it was that funny #the gag is she was right but in that moment? nothing had ever been funnier #my ramblings #ig #mine #not young royals #personal

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