#it was sapnap lol

[bivwifeybunny]

mine are also always so fkn weird or RLY scary. i’m also an extremely light sleeper and it takes me like 1h to fall asleep, so me and sleep just don’t get along LOL

but yes please tell me about it!!!

also ur cuter and i don’t take no for an answer 😁

aww if only I could be there and cuddle you to sleep :( and i could be there for u if u have a scary dream :(

but you are cuter :( ur adorable and cute and sweet and attractive and wonderful <3

okay well basically I was in a disney channel movie right? (it wasn't actually a disney channel movie but in my dream it was?) and so I knew what was gonna happen and continued to play out the movie. it was set at a camp btw which is important for later. so basically, halfway through the movie, there's an announcement that the world is ending in like an hour and so me (who was playing a camp counselor) and my best friend from 1st grade that i dont even talk to anymore, both took the kids outside and somehow we had a protocol for this? and so we both took charge and started giving each kid a different colored bandanna (red, yellow, blue, and green) and depending on what they got they would go and do a different activity. and so I took charge of the green group which had some activity that had to do with slime? idk the specifics cause this dream was a long time ago. and so I was watching over them and suddenly wilbur surprised me and was like "hey i wanted to surprise you at work!" and it was really sweet and we hugged and were talking and whatnot. and then my old best friend came over and was like "what are you doing? why aren't you working?" and i was like ??? cause I was, I was just talking with wilbur while I did. and it turned out she was jealous I was friends with wilbur cause she liked him so she pulled me aside and was like "he'll never date you, ur ugly and he'd rather date me." but wilbur ended up hearing and was like ??? and basically was like "umm no." and then confessed to me and I was like aw and the rest of the dream we spent cuddling.

it was a very confusing dream and half of it didn't make sense and no the world didn't end up ending in my dream.

[hiding-in-the-vault]

More Power Trio AU!!! Final part of whatever this is.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Sapnap would then proceed to say he did believe Dream (or else he wouldn't have tagged along on this adventure), but didn't realize how bad it was :)

[tinakibed]

sapnap: bad is eating puussy

george: yeahhh 🤪 that's what he does. he told me about it one time

sapnap: he told you about it! how did he tell you about it?

george: he was like- i asked him how to do it cause i'd never done it before and he was teaching me

[jjoneechan]

that one (out of many) time we almost got an snf kiss

they make me go CRAZY

[wildpeachfarm]

the real katniss and peeta

[jefferythejelly]

sapnap and george standing on the chunk of ice sculpture ft. punz helping them

[livingproofoftbd]

i cannot put into words how much i love the dteam like i just i cant do it they make me so happy

[copepods]

s’mores, anyone?

[id: a drawing of the cast of the dream smp, having a campfire in a field. around the campfire, skeppy is eating a marshmallow, michael is having a s’more, connor is attempting to eat a massive s’more with a dozen marshmallows stacked inside, eret is roasting a marshmallow, techno is roasting dozens of marshmallows at once stacked on his sticks, george is asleep, aimsey is watching the fire, and fundy is yelping as his marshmallow catches flame. next to the fire, charlie is eating a s’more with several s’more remains visible inside his torso as quackity watches in horror, and sapnap is heating a marshmallow with fire shooting from his finger as eryn and karl cheer him on. behind them, tommy is stuffing marshmallows in tubbo’s mouth as ranboo, holding michael, watches in disgust. farther up the field, hannah, boomer, and tina are sitting in a circle chatting, and michelle is chasing yogurt around, tripping antfrost and making him drop his s’more. niki is at a table with more food supplies, chatting with jack and hbomb. bad is refilling a bowl of marshmallows, and puffy is leaning against the table eating a s’more. wilbur stands next to them, and leans in to surreptitiously steal a chocolate bar. next to him, phil is sitting down and attempting to guard his s’more from several crows gathered around him. behind them, foolish is introducing finley and foolish jr. to ponk and seapeekay. purpled and punz are sitting against some trees chatting, callahan is gathering more sticks for the fire, and sam is sitting alone eating a s’more. end id]

i’m doing commissions!

[bleue-flora]

So um, in light of my last post I was inspired to look into other dsmp people's ages because I feel like we don’t really think about it too often and oh does it make things interesting…

Just for reference and consideration, here are some United States Legal Age Minimums:

Drive: 16-18

Adult: 18-21

Vote: 18

Drink Alcohol: 21

Political Office: 25 (Representative) 30 (Senator) 35 (President)

Military: 17-18

Also Note: On average the brain is scientifically not fully developed until age 25 - and oh wouldn't you know it 90% of the server fall under that, meaning no wonder we have a bunch of wars their prefrontal cortex isn't fully developed and wouldn't you know it that part of the brain is responsible for regulating attention, behavior, and emotion as well as the processing that Actions Have Consequences... huh whelp that makes sense.

Anyways… age data is below (I didn't do everyone nor every event - nobody got time for that ;D... I didn't have time for this to begin with lol...) But I specifically want to highlight that not only was Dream 21 from Jan-Aug of his Imprisonment, but Sam was also 21 till Jun, and Quackity was literally 20 while he was daily torturing Dream... 20?! They were roughly a year apart, all of them so close. Like can you imagine, treating your peer like that? Sam is like a couple months older than Dream and that's it. Quackity can't even drink legally in the United States. That's insane...

(* to signify canonical Immortality)

Ok, so the full list of members and ages is at the bottom, but first, here are so key events I picked just to highlight their ages at the time.

Server Creation - April 24, 2020

GeorgeNotFound - 23 Callahan - 23 Dream - 20 Sapnap - 19

L'Manberg War - August 2, 2020

BadBoyHalo - 25 WilburSoot - 23 GeorgeNotFound - 23 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 Eret - 21 Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 20 Fundy - 20 Skeppy - 20 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 19 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 17 Purpled - 16 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16

Pogtopia vs Manberg War - November 16th, 2020

Philza - 32* BadBoyHalo - 25 HBomb - 26 WilburSoot - 24 GeorgeNotFound - 24 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 Karl Jacobs -22 Antfrost - 22 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 21 Technoblade - 21* Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Connor - 21 Schlatt - 21 Fundy - 21 Skeppy - 20 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 19 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Purpled - 17 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16

Exile - December 4, 2020

Ghostbur - 24 Technoblade - 21* Dream - 21 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 16 Tommy - 16

Doomsday - January 6, 2021

Philza - 32* HBomb - 27 Callahan - 23 Punz - 23 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 21 Technoblade - 21* Dream - 21 Fundy - 21 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 16

Disc Confrontation - January 20, 2021

HBomb - 27 BadBoyHalo - 25 Callahan - 24 Punz - 23 Antfrost - 22 CaptainPuffy - 22 Eret - 22 Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Ponk - 20 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 19 Niki Nihachu - 19 Jack Manifold - 18 Ranboo - 17 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 16

Quackity’s First Prison Visit - March 16, 2021

Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21 Quackity - 20

Techno's Visit- June 6, 2021

Technoblade - 22* Awesamdude - 21 Dream - 21

Jailbreak - November 28, 2021

Philza - 33* HBomb - 27 BadBoyHalo - 26 George - 25 Callahan - 24 Punz - 24 Karl Jacobs - 23 Antfrost - 23 CaptainPuffy - 23 Foolish Gamers - 22 Eret - 22 Technoblade - 22* Awesamdude - 22 Dream - 22 Connor - 22 Fundy - 22 Skeppy - 21 Hannahxxrose - 21 Ponk - 21 Quackity - 20 Sapnap - 20 Niki Nihachu - 20 Jack Manifold - 19 Purpled - 18 Ranboo - 18 Tubbo - 17 Tommy - 17

Comprehensive List From Oldest to Youngest: Name - Date of Birth (Current Age) - [Join Date] Age when Joined

Philza- March 1, 1988 (36) – [Nov 16, 2020]  32 *Immortal*

HBomb- Jan 4, 1994 (30) – [Sept 22, 2020]  26

BadBoyHalo- April 2, 1995 (28) – [May 19, 2020]  25

Wilbur- Sept 14, 1996 (27) – [July 12, 2020] 23

GeorgeNotFound- Nov 1, 1996 (27) – [April 24, 2020]  23

Callahan- Jan 19, 1997 (27) – [April 24, 2020]  23 

Punz- Jan 31, 1997 (27) – [July 7, 2020]  23  

Karl Jacobs- July 19, 1998 (25) – [Aug 26, 2020]  22 

Antfrost- Aug 27, 1998 (25) – [Sep 5, 2020]  22 

Captain Puffy- Sept 18, 1998 (25) – [Nov 16, 2020]  22

Foolish Gamers- Dec 18, 1998 (25) – [Jan 16, 2021]  22 *Immortal*

Eret- Jan 9, 1999 (25) – [July 19, 2020]  21

Technoblade- June 1, 1999 (23) – [Sept 22, 2020]  21 *Immortal*

Awesamdude - June 8, 1999 (24) – [April 28, 2020]  20 

Dream - Aug 12, 1999 (24) – [April 24, 2020]  20

Connor- Aug 26, 1999 (24) – [Nov 16, 2020]  21

Schlatt- Sept 10, 1999 (24) – [Sept 20, 2020]  21 

Fundy- Oct 10, 1999 (24) – [July 7, 2020]  20 

Skeppy- Jan 17, 2000 (24) – [July 18, 2020]  20 

Ponk- April 18, 2000 (23) – [May 7, 2020]  20 

Quackity- Dec 28, 2000 (23) – [Aug 11, 2020]  19 

Sapnap- March 1, 2001 (23) – [April 24, 2020]  19 

Niki Nihachu- Nov 3, 2001 (22) – [Aug 6, 2020]  18 

Jack Manifold- Aug 14, 2002 (21) – [Aug 3, 2020]  17 

Purpled- Oct 24, 2003 (20) – [July 9, 2020]  16

Ranboo- Nov 2, 2003 (20) – [Nov 17, 2020]  17 

Tubbo- Dec 23, 2003 (20) – [July 7, 2020]  16 

Tommy- April 9, 2004 (19) – [July 4, 2020]  16 

They are all babies confirmed... things make so much more sense... brain development guys it's important ;)

[negativepeanuthoarder]

I am fucking crazy, but I am free

plz rb I spent so long trying to find the perfect George pic u guys have no idea 😭

[hiding-in-the-vault]

We're all gonna be normal about this ok

anyway he has issues™

Part 2!

[kumezyzo]

pls more bf!sapnap

since its thundering louder than a motherfuck (and it woke me up at 2:30 am... its 3:40 now... i finished writing) I'll give you more bf!sapnap literally only this person asked for it [ilysm for that btw] lol.

Also, if you want (cause you didnt really give me parameters for this 😭), i can make a streamer!gf version because that is how obsessed i am with this man.... enjoy! or dont.... :)

bf!sapnap that would love to flirt with you as if you two arent together and completely in love

"okay, if i win this next round of valorant, i get to go on a date with you."

"well, i dont know if my boyfriend would be alright with that..."

"im sure he wouldnt mind, peaches."

bf!sapnap that can rub it in george and dream's face that he got a attractive significant other before either of them.

bf!sapnap that loves when you bicker with george or dream because it feels like you've really been accepted by his friends 🥺

bf!sapnap that holds your thigh whenever (but usually while streaming or recording with you) because he just wants comfort in you being there sometimes. and 10 out of 10 times, hes absent-mindedly kneading at the skin under his hand

bf!sapnap who notably starts to dial down his "gross" jokes in videos becayse youre in the room and he doesnt want you to think hes gross or weird. but he eventually gets called out for it.

"wait, sapnap, are you alone right now?"

"....no... why, dream?"

"omg he's been quiet this whole time cause hes trying to look better for his-"

"SHUT UP NO IM NOT-"

bf!sapnap who loves it when you just call him nick. and tbh sometimes cringes if you call him sapnap.

bf!sapnap the gets that bright goofy smile when he sees you for the first time in a while.

i.e. when he came back from his trip to Antarctica lol, when he came back from england, or even when its been a long week and he hadnt been able to see you in days.

bf!sapanp that gets so flustered but loves the attention when you two are cuddling, facing eachother and youre just admiring his pretty (green?) eyes and subconsciously running your fingers over his stubble gently.

also if you could give me feedback or even send in more asks, i would greatly appreciate it 🥺 it keeps me motivated to write more often :) -Nony

[dreamerlynx]

😭😭😭 they just executed sylvee’s Spanish teammate roberto to get a fourth teammate and he went up to her declared her their teammate now and she went “okay yay :)”

[jefferythejelly]

don't talk to me or my son ever again

[midnight-stormm]

I can't get over that clip of sapnap saying dreams name during dodgebolt and catching himself. He said, "dream how do i-" and now It got me thinking about squidcraft😭

Sapnap moving on with his life and finding another competition rank to play in and often slips up on saying dreams name forgetting that he's not longer alive. Let me stop.

Let me just focus on how I found that moment cute.