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something something ... Stanford "Why didn't Rudolf just kill the other reindeer?" Pines and Fiddleford "I create death-mechas when my feelings get hurt" McGucket
#i like to imagine that stan has to be the one to bring these two nerds back down to earth when things get too out of hand#like hes all for ālight violenceā but THOSE TWO tend to take it to the extreme and he aint into all that lmao#i also like to imagine that mabel would be just as deranged as ford and fidds#<- literally screams āDEATHā as Blendin's punishment after Globnar so i think it would be in character for her lmao#not that the kids would actually flat out murder someone#but they'd probs end up planning one in excrutiating detail#to the point where stan has to be like āokay this is getting TOO REAL guys.. ā#gravity falls#gravity falls au#relativity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket
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puppy fever, might be terminal
#trojs 5 which means we're 1 yr out from my apparent cycle of a dog every 6 years#its not that i dont have enough on my hands and not like i do so much with them i need another one but i#find myself borrowing a spitz to hike with to get the feeling of 3 and with how#troj has turned out it would be... very viable#on one hand she's stupidly well behaved and no effort at all to keep#but also on the other hand shes... stupidly well behaved and not the firecracker i was counting on#(my bad for expecting every sheltie to be a Sparty)#i think she'd actually benefit from having a younger dog around as well#Sparty is doing great but has a very different approach to life and energy conservation now than she did 3-4 years ago#flat out sprints to bite the trojbutt isn't top of her mind 24/7 anymore which is a little sad for troj#troj and melis jive well in that regard but theyre on slightly different planets and while troj has 0 real herding drive she is#VERY sheepdog in her play and social behaviour#ofc the question always becomes 'why do you think you NEED another dog' and i dont. and its not for troj no#but i want one. and i can handle one. and i think another sheltie would be a benefit to our household#ofc: i had planned to have a trojling by now. and if i intend to keep showing it would make sense to get one soonish#that could enter open class just as troj goes to veteran#and ive still sunk enough time (almost 17 years now) into this breed to want to take more involved steps. i still want to breed and show em#eventually#but living situation still needs to change and im honestly. still so disappointed at trojlings falling through im not entirely sure#what the next step should be#a blue or maybe pref tric little bitch from allrounder lines probably. somehow.
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Winter slumber
Steve Harrington x reader
Contents: just fluff, mentions of wintertime (I totally didn't start to write this in November shhh)
Steve shivered as he tried to open the front door, arms full of groceries. The snow covering the ground had fallen overnight and showed no sign of stopping. The store was full of people stocking up last minute, including himself.
Thankfully, Steve is prepared most of the time, and there were canned goods aplenty. But he almost had to take down an old lady for a loaf of bread.
"Honey, I'm home," Steve calls as he stomps his feet, letting the snow fall off in clusters on the rug. Steve frowns when there is no response, calling out,"I said 'Honey, I'm home'?"
Steve taps his feet a couple of more times, before giving up. He'll wipe the floor with a towel, he's gonna leave tracks in either way. He's more concerned with setting the groceries down before the bags rip or his arms do.
You aren't in the kitchen when he deposits the groceries on the table. You don't come into the kitchen when he is putting everything away. You don't greet him at all as he takes his shoes off and wipes the floor of any stray snow and wet footprints.
Steve peeks into the living room and frowns, his brow becoming furrowed. You aren't sitting under the crocheted blanket Mrs. Henderson gave him. Which is where he had left you. Steve puts his hands on his hips and looks around.
There is no sign of life in the living room at all. For a split second, the terrible thought he has entered the Twilight Zone and doesn't live with his partner occurs. He scowls and bats the thought away, he should never have let you and Eddie have a marathon of that show.
Steve can't help the frown spreading across his face. He had wanted to see you smiling at him. Maybe have you jump up and give him a kiss. Warm him up a bit from the chill outside.
Steve shakes his head, groaning as his hair falls in his eyes. Stupid snow melting and getting his hair wet. His hair falling makes him realize his clothes are wet and he is cold.
Steve shrugs his winter coat off, hanging it on the hook. It falls off, the heft of the winter coat too much to stay on a small iron piece. Steve tilts his head back in frustration exhaling slowly. He unties his boots, grumbling lightly to himself as he tosses them on the towel to dry and picks up his coat.
Steve cautiously puts the coat back on the hook, hands hovering to make sure it doesn't fall. When it stays put, he sighs in relief. He takes two steps towards the stairs when he hears the coat hit the ground. He sighs again. It'll be there when he gets back, after he puts on some dry clothes.
Steve pads up the stairs, frustration simmering under his skin. Stupid coat. Stupid snow. He throws the door open to the bedroom an-
Oh.
You're like a vision. A soft respite from a long days work. You're simply sitting in bed, covers pulled up around you, thumbing through a magazine.
Your smile is dazzling as you beam at him. Steve can feel his heart stutter before beating faster. He wants you to always look at him like that. Full of love and adoration and joy at being with the person you love.
"Hey! When did you get back?" You ask, starting to pull the covers back. "No, stay warm," Steve walks quickly to your side of the bed. He kisses your forehead, smiles at you, then kisses you on the lips.
You grin up at him, hand running up and down his arm," Hi." Steve cups your cheek with a hand," What are you doing in bed, hm?" "Got cold and tired. Perfect solution, blankets and a nap."
Steve nods a few times before stretching his arms above his head. He doesn't miss your eyes darting to the stretch of stomach that becomes visible as his hem lifts up. "That sounds good." He says, going to the dresser to get out of his cold jeans.
Steve shoves his jeans down, scoffing and rolling his eyes with a smile at the whistle you let out at the sight of his boxer brief clad ass. He quickly puts on his plaid pajama pants you bought (you have a matching pair that he hopes you are currently wearing). It is cold in the house, he realizes as he heads back to the bed. He wonders how much the electric bill will go up if he increases the heat. He hates to think you were sitting cold without him to warm you up.
Steve slides under the blankets. He barely has laid down before you're curling into him. Steve can't help the smile spreading across his face as he lifts his arm and wraps it around you. Your head rests against his chest, one of your hands coming to rest against his stomach under his shirt.
Steve sighs contentedly as he closes his eyes. He can feel the tension in his shoulders start to release as he relaxes into the bed. "I love you," Steve whispers into the stillness. "I love you more," You whisper back. "That's impossible-" "You're impossible!" You poke his side lightly before mumbling," I love you," again.
Steve smiles as he starts to fall asleep. Lying here with you? He wants that peace for the rest of his life. Wants to find a way to carve out his chest and hide you inside it forever. But for now, he'll take this moment with you.
#Steve falls asleep in 3 seconds flat and you're like oh hey btw#And he jolts awake like Huh??? What?? Rubs his eyes and looks around as you just stare at him#He falls back asleep and you're like damn wish I could do that#You do after a bit but not the second you close your eyes#And before u say he would never REMEMBER HOW HE IMMEDIATELY WENT TO SLEEP AFTER HIM AND NANCY YEAH OKAY#steve harrington x reader#Steve harrington x you#Steve harrington x y/n#Steve harrington/you#Steve Harrington/reader#Steve harrington fluff#Jade is talking
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Initial drawings of that old man⦠I literally, I havenāt finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shitā¦!!!! The urge was too greatā¦.!! Iāve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then⦠but I do now⦠thank god⦠thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway⦠yeah⦠I LOVE HIM⦠GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like⦠ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientistsā¦.#I couldnāt draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didnāt kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol⦠which would have been wierd#but Iām an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didnāt even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was inā¦#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. āur probably into this sorta thing right?ā#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion itās great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth howād u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didnāt feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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#Marvel#Daredevil#Born Again#DaredevilEdit#Matt Murdock#Wilson Fisk#My GIFs#FiskMatt#GIFs I had to go make for very obvious reasons#Now I can watch them on a loop over and over#I still can't believe Fisk just drops him that last bit lol#But I can see in the third gif that Matt completely went boneless on him by that point#I guess that would compound on the shock and surprise and the not caring š
#Not like Fisk doesn't have the strength to hold him though!#Anyway I'm still gonna laugh that Fisk can be depended on for a surprise trust fall (halfway)#Look! they held hands!#And I wouldn't have it happen any other bloody way. (āæā”āæā”)#Something something āhand in unlovable handā something āI hope you die I hope we both dieā#I know the next episode shows Fisk kinda shocked but like#if I could get ANY sort of realistic fallout from this moment that'd be nice#But I also think I've given up on BA understanding Fisk's complexities#They started out okaaaaay-ish? but it's really just been a downward spiral ever since#Clearly all they want is a flatā super evil villain/contemporary authoritarian allegory whose only redeeming quality is he loves his wife#Any implication he has a moral code outside of that can gtfo#Bah anyway what I'm saying is it would be nice if he has trouble hating Matt quite as much after this because that would just be realistic#for anyone!#BUT Fisk/Matt can go back to their same ol antics and hatred when the next calamity hits and puts them at odds#I will of course keep my expectations under the floorboards#That's not going to happen#BA suuuuuuuucks in so many ways and one of the biggest ones is Fisk
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Yk, I hate that adaptations keep making Peter a high schooler, and not just because it means he never evolves, but because the adaptations now also include wider Marvel, whitch usually (thanks to the MCU) is at the modern day stage with legacy characters and new age teen heroes, meaning that Peter is taking up Miles' spot and you can really tell when they put him next to someone like Kamala Khan or Sam Alexander who are Miles' pals. Tho Peter taking Miles' stuff is just a modern issue overall, just look at MCU whitch just stole and re-skinned Miles' personality, characters, story-beats, even the costume to an extent and then made it worse.
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#sci speaks#sci. release the script doctor you did where it actually was miles in the mcu and peter parker is a grown ass man.#it was funny. peter was a really bad intern at stark industries#who stole stark tech on the sly.#and of course. tony catches wind of this because he has cameras everywhere and. those cameras happened to also catch.#him sneaking out of work as spider-man.#and tony ropes him into civil war or whatever because otherwise he could Literally press charges.#and peter's :((((((((#begrudgingly joins tony's side.#in the post credit we see that he's been gathering stark tech to build miles morales some very neato webshooters.#and voil.a. miles is the star of homecoming and. peter is the mentor figure that encourages miles to start small.#miles: but YOU teamed up with the avengers a#peter: do as i SAY not as i DO.#sighs. so little would have to change.#but no more child soldiers and no more over exposure of tony stark. fantastic. superb.#also showing a slightly sneakier peter parker who isn't exactly entirely morally upstanding.#steals from billionares while they're not looking to serve the people who need it.#robin hood figure !! sexy. would falll to my knees for a peter parker like that. would be my favourite on screen peter ever.#and it puts him more in an interesting spot with the villains in the movies too.#if we still go with the route of all the villains being affiliated with stark tech and stealing / using stark tech#then peter is like. in a more complex role in the story. he stole stark tech too. is he better than the criminals?#he uses it for good. he thinks. but that's his judgement.#just i think it would be neat. all the āyou're just like meā rhetoric falls so flat in those movies.#but what if it hit different.#but that would be if marvel had the courage to make a complex spider-man movie#where peter parker is allowed to make morally complex decisions asides for āuhh. stupid kid makes stupid mistakesā#sci talks movies
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can we all collectively agree that this video sucks so much ass
#(mostly taken from my insta stories):#just rewatched this video after a couple of years and yeeeeeah...#most of this guys points fall completely flat now that ive watched the entirety of woy#brother really did not just say that sylvia made the show worse at times and that it wouldnt affect the story much if she wasnt there šš#like. its so blatantly obvious he didnt watch all of the episodes#also dont even get me STARTED on how he missed the entire point of the box and as a result claimed it was the worst episode#man. i could go on and on abt how terrible this video is but otherwise we would be here forever so i'm curious to hear other ppls thoughts#also also!!! fyi do NOT go and harass this guy just because he made a dogshit video 5 years ago#at the end of the day he just wanted to make a video abt woy n i can respect that immensely because its a great show#..i just wish it was a better video š#wander over yonder#woy#savewoy#not art
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Another thing that I didn't post- this about does it for the art I hadn't posted! Art that I still like, at least
#agere#sfw agere#mushy's art#dont think I'll fandom tag any of my art posts. just to be safe#anyway. i think that axolotl would be. very very bad at jokes. all of them fall flat or are just objectively not jokes.#agere art
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he may be the better swordsman but we all know who wins the wrestling matches
(psst i'm on bluesky now i guess?)
#he's into it. btw. in case it needed to be said#i'm on thousand orcs now and i'm sooo happy to see them again <3 my babies i missed them#although. well this is a long story but#one time i had an oc. a repressed teen boy redditor. and in-universe he made some ocs of his own#and a friend of mine said of those ocs 'oh the girl oc would be a super compelling character on her own#but when interacting with the main character boy oc she'd suddenly become really flat and boring'#and i was like 'haha yeah' but i didn't understand the depth of the words for i had never encountered this in writing before#now i have.#not that she's terrible but it does kinda feel like there was a character named catti-brie in starless night who i really enjoyed and then#they had a falling out w the actor and had to bring in someone with less charisma to replace her#upside down smile emoji#but despite all that i LOOOVE her and drizzt's relationship#their dynamic is really good. my main complaint i wish we got to see more of them#but they're sooo good i love them. he's her wife <3#they're so weird about it. they both know they're in love but for some incomprehensible reason they choose to just be like#permanently pair bonded best friends who do everything together instead#idiots i adore them#legend of drizzt#lod#drizzt do'urden#catti-brie battlehammer#catti-brie#dnd#forgotten realms#cattidrizzt#is that a ship name?? i don't think i've ever seen it used as a tag#i love that they're basically straight people doing the queerbaiting 'their relationship is too deep and complex to put into words' thing#iconic#i wrote these tags on my phone cuz i ran out of time to post this at home so i hope nothing glitches fingers crossed#i was gonna post this on bsky as well but it will have to wait til i get home
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I MISSED THE WAY YUU RAISED HER VOICE TBHHH she is very sweet when she does that and gets mad~
#that and yuu has the braincell that makes her realize too quickly that the best way to handle him is not to yell#fbdhshsh THIS IS THE MOST SUGARCOATED COMPLIMENT EVER THO#SWEET FOR RAISING VOICE#OH IF THAT'S THE GAME WE ARE PLAYING SEBEK IS TOTALLY ADORABLE#HE GIVES U DIABETIC EVEN#i know how the first drawing of yuu yelling at sebek is what makes their dynamic attractive to see#but as time goes by u really get used to him and just go yeah yeah#as much as i want to make it interesting i really don't find anymore reason to antagonize him as much as before#this is why pinning phase is the most interesting#and once u get together everything just falls flat#yuu is not really a yeller tbh#it's just sebek really light the fuse when she doesn't really know him yet#she would say her friends in the real world would be surprised to find her yelling at all#but her friends also know she would yell when their situation would direly need her to#it just doesn't happen too often that yuu doesn't even realize it herself
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still love how the book starts out with stan beating up the statue and taking ford's discarded one dollar bills and then ends with stan completely destroying bill and ripping up money just to spite him
#gravity falls#stanley pines#book of bill#when bill directly taunted the reader before about how they wouldnt rip up a note......#im so curious if stan was hiding details about the version of the BoB that was shown to him....#like the ripped up note and the coded message to ford might just be stan being stan but im still going hmmmm#oh also bill flat out saying ominous stuff in the poem too lmao#especially when we know how much bill hates him like what would he say to stan with that direct connection of the book??#he knows that money isnt that important to him he literally made that offer when stan was about to kill him#also im still so fond of how the wheel of shame is a website thing#cos that level of interactivity vs just flipping pages on a book#where you don't even see the wheel immediately and need to keep spamming stan's name#to even see that page in the first place#that you have to discover that you can poke and prod and keep pushing bill's sore spot and keep doing it until he finally breaks down#and then gives us something that directly contrasts with the axolotl's poem#anyway thats it im making my bill+stan tag#two sides of the same dollar bill
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would you guys call me crazy if i said archetype wise that marinette's status as a Plucky Girl-Next-Door takes priority over her status as an Aspirational Everywoman. cause i have thoughts about this
#i think the reason a lot of marinette depictions (especially aged-up ones) tend to fall flat for me is that they polish away her quirkiness#which partially makes sense as she would naturally become more confident and composed as she ages#but also in my mind as she comes into herself more she would only get *more* eccentric and quirky and silly#this falls into the same nitpick i have with giving marinette too many white and conventionally attractive features#like i can't and won't *stop* you but i don't understand why you wouldn't want to make your blorbitos look more distinct#(same goes with adrien. at least explain why of all face claims you seemingly chose ALEX PETTYFER.WHAT)#but depictions of adrien are its own thing I apologize for derailing#they just both get the brunt of this sort of phenomenon but marinette especially#is it because we're so used to seeing our fiction taken over by absurdly hot people? is it part of the enjoyment? art style limitations?#overwhelmingly white/european reference photos?#do some people not find marinette's awkward adhd charm as part of her appeal?#is it just a misunderstanding of the archetypes and tropes mlb plays off of?#or is the appeal seeing this clumsy 14 year old mature into a Strong Independent Badass Strong Awesome Woman#anyway I'd like more mlb semirealism artists to depict a marinette who looks so disheveled she's painful to look at#if it's not too much to ask.
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drawings of @gutztism's idea š¼ get horsed
#my art#skyrim#elenwen looking perfect even as a pony she;s always slaying My queen#i saw U say that ulfric wud be an alicorn and at first i wasn't sure about it (nords would probably just be pegasi); but then it hit me....#the greybeards done facked up and gave him a horn#elisif would have the regular smaller pony build while elenwen should be c*lestia/l*na sized maybe#it doesn't matter if she's a pony.. they'll all still look elongated and mutated as altm*r LOL#imo elisif would only have a horn (mer attribute obvi) before becoming high queen but it'd also still be fun -#- for her to be an alicorn pre-reign and just be.... INEPT#at everything#cus nobody is training her to fly or to use magic#she'd 100% be too scared to fly š¢ i want her to try and fall flat on her face -#- and cry about it after like a baby#rikke is the only one supporting her thru that DFVOUOT5I5#she probably used to fly alongside/with torygg's help but not anymore Thanks a lot ulfric#sorry this is getting too meta#also i forgot elisif's braid wtf
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This quest was short and sweet; I enjoyed it. I was kind of afraid they were going to pull another fetch quest that jebaits you into an assassination attempt, so this was really nice.
With all the survivors' talk of how Pilgrims 'are', as well as Aiden's general attitude towards the shitheads he encounters, you can sometimes forget that first and foremost, you are playing a brother.
My favorite quests are the ones where Aiden just shows how playful he can be, contrasting his own memories of himself as a child, ever the worrywart while his sister wanted to play with him. You start to wonder how much his memories of Mia affected his personality, since that was all he could hold on to in her absence.
#princess in the tower and that quest w lola are two in particular that show this side of him#you can call dl2's story mid (and u would be right i agree wholeheartedly) but small details like this make me appreciate the game so much#also half the credit for this goes to jonah scott's delivery. some of these lines could easily fall so flat#but because of his understanding of aiden's mood? of his character?? it just makes for great storytelling. i'm amazed#dying light#dying light 2#dying light aiden#aiden caldwell
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Daemon was so in love with Nettles that when he learned about Rhaenyraās discomfort he sent her off and went to prove devotion to his wife





Anyway, Always this.

#I donāt care about anything because āall your arguments over rumours fall flat next to his reaction to Mysaria poisoning Rhaenyra's mind#Daemon spent his whole life seeking validation from the people he loves (Viserys I and Rhaenyra)#Remember when Viserys I thought marriage and kids with good- no not good but ideal woman would change him but-oops it didnāt š«¢#No one can change Daemon Targaryen.#He is complicated character and his twin flame is just as good/bad as him.#Thereās no redemption arc. Thereās just two imperfect twin flames tragically dying on the same day months apart.#***he could have runaway but he didnāt š***#thankful for Matt because he understood the character and does his best with the script he was given:/#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon x rhaenyra#daemyra#otp <3
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Keep undergoing this process where I'll be enjoying The Marriage of Figaro for a minute or so during a soaring aria where nobody is enunciating and then the music recedes into the background and the characters exchange a few lines of expository dialogue and I remember they're speaking German and react like this every time

#I do have an anti-German bias. Not for historical reasons I just don't like the language lol#Ok correction I like it as a language for writing about philosophy I don't like it as a language for singing opera#It does not have operatic prosody!!!!!!! It has like. Anti-operatic prosody. Flat level inflection and constant falling intonation#This is not a Germanic language bias even. Swedish could work for example. It is a question of prosody lol#English would also be terrible for opera!!!!
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