#it’s soooo funny i don’t know……
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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
#it’s soooo funny i don’t know……#he’s like really not that old like the age gap between them can’t be more than like ten years max he just talks like he’s on his deathbed#samael speaks
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Behold:
the Goobers
#AHHHUGHHHHHH#LOOK AT THEM#THEYRE JUST#YES#EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM#Funny story when I was sketching this piece out Crowley looked like a worm on the string :P#I always have a difficult time drawing aziraphale and I don’t know why#The Lineart was soooo fun to color#I’ve never done anything like this before#maybe I should start doing it more 🤔#Neil gaiman why must you do this to me#to us#the fandom#We’re all suffering#he’s probably just sitting in his room cackling because he knows how the fandom feels#I love the story of how good omens was created#thinking about how terry pratchett never lived to see the tv show and didn’t think one would ever be created#sad 😔#Aziraphale has blue eyes right?#I guess I should have checked before making this whoops#Goobers#aziraphale#Crowley#GET MARRIED ALREADY#good omens#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#Anthony janthony Crowley#Aziraphale ziraphale fell#“I’m not gay Crowley”
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My true self still loves Tommyinnit I am still an inniter at heart I have not changed
#I have changed but he’s still in my heart#that time during 2020-2022 has such a place in my heart because of how lonely everything felt#Call me parasocial I KNOW it’s crazy cause everyone I hear anything of him or watch one of his videos again (I’m not a consistent viewer#anymore but I still watch him form time to time) I feel like I’m catching up with a friend cause that’s really how I feel about him it feel#like talking to an old friend who was with me during that time it’s very onesided considering I only know him and he doesn’t know me but it#feels like we’re friends of course I’m not delusional if I ever meet him I have enough sense to not act as if we’re close despite that#feelings of friendship/fellowship he is still someone I admire as not exactly a role model but someone I’d like to be like I don’t want to#say hero cause that’s not the exact things I feel (plus it’s probably make his head all big) but he’s definitely someone who gives/beings m#hope into who I’ll be in the future for soooo many reasons#I wanted to be a YouTuber when I was younger like in 5th grade since that was my whole life back then and I was obsessed but I didn’t feel#I could do it but Tommy is only a little older than me and we’re so similar in our interests and intensity of fanboying/fangirling that it#was so much fun living bi-curiously through his achievements and streams back then he did mostly everything I would have wanted to do if I#was in his place I’m sure it wasn’t easy for him since he was 16 when he blew up and COVID was such an impactful event for everyone and#their experiences that year but I’m really proud of him I really care and love him he’s an inspiration to me and a friend in some way to hi#fans he did say once that he most likely would be friends with his audience since they like all the things he likes and I found that funny#since it was so true#I’m rooting for him in anything he does or wants to succeed in I know he’ll do it#tommyinnit#dsmp#THIS IS AN OLD DRAFT I NEVER POSTED AND I STILL STAND ON IT#LOVE YOU TOMMY KEEP DOING WHAT YOU LOVE#❤️❤️❤️
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I JUST. I JUST PUT A <3 IN MY PROFESSIONAL FINAL ESSAY FUCK
#camera talks#I deleted it but like.#is it that intergral to my fucking person LMAO#this is Soooo funny to me#I literally can’t stop laughing#it’s my conclusion sentence and I just put a fucking <3#oh my godddd#im so <3333#it’s bad i don’t know how to express without it aihfkshdlajdla
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played disco elysium and omg it FUCKS
#the dialogue is soooo funny and I kind of hate the cop (me)#still don’t know his name yet. my dad called him carlinhos because he looks like his alcoholic friend carlinhos#disco elysium
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my favorite thing about some horse people is how self-righteous they are. they’re like dog owners but with the “they’re wild animals!” excuse
#i rambles#listen. like horses need to go outside. it’s good for them#however. ‘they should never live in a box’ my horses like the box. they throw a fit if i do not put them in the box#also i live in fl#they will fucking bake under the sun AND they’re not smart enough to know to stay under the shelter the whole time#in addition to the barn having less bugs#also soooo funny that some are like ‘if your horses are aggressive (to other horses) around food they have a problem’ yeah. they’re a bitch#slash aff#i cannot train every horse to get along. they’re gonna fucking fight. my job is just to make sure they don’t do it dangerously#it’s hilarious. literally get off your high horse
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i’m not crazy abt youtubers but like the 1 person that i just SEE & UNDERSTAND like 🤝 is drew gooden & its for the sole reason that he will Always find a way to feature runescape in a video, be it explicitly talking about osrs or slipping in a song from the soundtrack as background music
#runescape#stream#like ALSKALSKALKSLKSLAKALAJSLA#it’s soooo fucking FUNNY to ME bc ONTY OTHER DWEEBS LIKE ME WILL PICK UP ON IT IMMEDIATE#like i saw the fucking whatever video like ‘why does everything waste ur time now’ last night & i heard it come in it was like newcomers#melody or one of the ones from the falador area specifically like maybe more north east towards varrock but i Clocked It#like i haven’t actually played runescape w the sound on in girl idk YEARS like probably around rs3 / eoc release bc they made changes to the#old songs & i HATED it & i STILL DO but i loveeeeeee osrs#osrs <333333#‘i had to quit runescape’ so where did u get the video of u playing runescape in ur new house#BC U NEVER QUIT RUNESCAPE#still thinking abt brent from teahouse that literally brought in his lab top & would actively play on the clock#girl we were a bubble tea shop w 0 downtime but king was still going#i still see him log on sometimes it’s so fucking funny#he was also the 1 that told me that DI (DAVID) WANG IN HOUSTON TEXAS HE LIVES IN SUGARLAND FIRED ME & he was too much of a PUSSY to do it#HIMSELF or even TELL ME like he tried to shake my hand when i picked up my last paycheque like girl u were fully skimming me & i had to yell#at u to fucking get me my money like i hope he’s DEAD OR DYING !!!!!!!! FUCK U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!#all i know is he’s a landlord#he DEFINITEYL don’t got teahouse anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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also i quit my job
#me.txt#ok i didn’t really quit i don’t leave till august but at least my sentence is over soon#ofc my boss put me on blast immediately and everyone knows but at least they’re supportive ig?#it’ll be soooo funny if this theatre thing doesn’t work out and i’m just unemployed after this.#🤪
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was anyone ever gonna tell me luke means light bringer or was i supposed to figure out the lucifer connection by myself
#x#pjo posting#does this actually mean anything. i don’t know but seeing an edit mention it means that n my brain#coming to a screeching halt bc my first thought was ‘wait. like fucking lucifer??’ was very funny#angel that turns against god n is cast down from heaven is soooo fitting. wild
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🫀.
#listen who is going to write this fic where#louis suffers from syncope and has and ICD#and basically knows harry and his heart starts acting funny again#and he tries to avoid him even tho Harry is very likeable and pleasant and hot#and louis just can’t stay away because for some reason they happen to be in the same place very often (same dorm? idk something like this)#and Harry doesn’t push him#maybe he dates someone else in between ? idk up to the author#but then a kiss happens? and louis’ heart seems ok with it#so louis gets courage and lets harry stay close and they start something very cautiously#and when they have sex for the first time louis gets soooo excited his heart starts acting funny again and yes he passed out#and harry freaks out A LOT but does the right things and all#and then louis is embarrassed and doesn’t want to speak to harry anymore#but harry spends nights and days around the hospital room#he talks with friendly doctors and nurses (not about louis but just in general bc they see him there all day)#and so nurses and docs tell louis there’s this guy outside#who never asks for louis or anything he just stays there#because he wants louis to tell him what happened and the doc explains there is nothing to be ashamed of#that this guys really seems to care and louis cant spend his life avoiding people and relationships and be alone forever (very brutally)#and he’s just a boy so … lets harry in and harry is sooo insanely smiley but also he tears up because he had been so scared#(he hates get teary in front of louis bc he doesn’t want to make a big deal out of this and louis would probably find it weird)#and he brought Louis flowers (he did everyday)#and they don’t really talk but harry is happy with being there#and louis’ heart seems happy too because his heart starts racing#louis jokes about it being Harry’s fault if his heart is stupid#and harry smile drops and he says his sorry#and Louis reassures him and idk whatelse happens but like they will change their meds at some point and he will be fine lol#who writes it? cause i cant lol
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I had to find out BY MYSELF that Skinner’s ex-girlfriend is married to my sworn enemy Binnington???
Guys - this is the stuff you NEED to fill me in on.
#I don’t know anything about Jeff Skinner#besides the fact he likes taylor swift and he did a funny interview about it#soooo my crush on him better not be ruined by some awful info lol
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scariest place I know
#I got a little bit of everything in there#sm half written theories bc I don’t want to type them out LMAOO#Mike banner thirst paragraphs that are too wild to post but too funny to delte#I know I have a post about Ben knowing gang signs and being banned from learning sign#it’s bad 🤒#OH AND SOOOO MUCH LOGAN SLANDER#sbg#school bus graveyard webtoon#school bus graveyard#schoolbus graveyard#sbg (webtoon)
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family get together means i have to hear the most rage inducing white liberal talking points at every corner
#i’m gonna explode my skin off#i don’t really have a right to complain at all. very first world problem#but i’ve been here 24 hours and i’ve already heard ‘i respect biden so much he put his country before himself’#and ‘how is north korea allowed to compete in the olympics??’#and ‘if i were a north korean athlete i’d run away. also aren’t they shocked by all the technology and the rest of the world??’#and ‘omg i love kamala she’s soooo funny. omg slay queen yes’#and ‘well i don’t want men to feel bad about women saying they hate them. i know it’s hard to be a woman but i feel bad for the good men’#and i wanna tear my face off#average liberal who claims to hate this country when i say yeah i think it’s an imperialistic war machine that should be destroyed 😧#and everyone just gets so angry at me and acts like i’m stupid or violent when i try and push back even gently#mine#personal
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No i don’t know why it’s Pinocchio.

And the follow up:

#al draws#context: when I was in Italy we took a pasta making class. and asked one of the translators what his favorite food was.#he said ‘coffee and a cold cigarette.’ and us BYU students thought that was sooooo funny. so then every time something lowkey sucked#we would groan and with a haggard look say ‘someone get me a cold cigarette’#anyways I got bored at the show I was stage managing so I started doodling. and I guess D20 is on my mind so I sketched out this Pinocchio#not necessarily the Pinocchio from d20. but def inspired. and then one of the songs was. like soooo weird. this Pinocchio needing a cold cig#showed it to a friend and told them about the cold cigarette joke and he was like ‘I don’t think you would know what to do with a cold cig’#thus the follow up
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Wanting to do well in exams vs end of semester burnout & final year mental illness.
#lol I’m soooo tired it’s not even funny#and I know I don’t know everything for these exams this week but like if I don’t have the energy then we’ll just have to go with god#because this semester has killed me mentally physically emotionally#college talks
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whole new situation when something so so SO embarrassing happens and you don’t have anyone to tell about it because it’s SO embarrassing so you just keep saying what happened to yourself.
#raii talks a lot#oh my god i could die. this could be funny if i was either of the other two people in this situation#maybe. theoretically. someone was being. oh you know. with their friend. and hypothetically that friends other friend appeared. perhaps#THIS IS SO AWFUL AND HE WAS SO CHILL ABOUT IT.. “oh hey ____ how’s it going” STOPPPP#god. he’s in cahoots with my mother and my prof who were in cahoots against me ABOUT HIM#and this would be soooo funny if i was the one walking in on something like this.#but no it’s mortifying. not for his friend though and not for him either absolutely no shame#im ace btw the phrasing of this could suggest things i’ve realized but no just um. good friend behavior. nightmare though#sorry that i don’t make funny posts anymore i just talk about events in my life that are awful
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