#it's still relentless

[wastemanjohn]

i'm really fucking done with entitled ass men today

[jay-wasstuff]

[nutmeg-cider]

wwdits + textposts pt.6? i think?? (nandor)

[gerandor]

Nandor babygirl you were so unhinged for this

gifs by the ever awesome @deliciousnecks

[bottombaron]

So, I'm going to either make this joke more or less funny by explaining it, Colin Robinson-style:

Nandor isn't being an idiot by misspelling 'knowledge', he's spelling it phonetically.

Why? Well, it's probably not just that English is a horrendous abomination sent by god to punish us and an even worse trail for English learners either, but Persain is a (mostly) phonetic language!

This means each letter has a corresponding sound and words are phonetic in spelling (again, for the most part), unlike 'knowledge' in English where there are like...at least three?? unnecessary extra letters.

So, what's the phonetic spelling of 'knowledge' look like?

nolij

[megaawkwardhuman]

I will never recover from this

[thebennsofdallas]

Relationship goals.

[paperlignes]

nandor and guillermo, what we do in the shadows / can't help falling in love, elvis presley

[catwouthats]

There are some characters that just need a doctor’s prescription of gay sex in order to be happier

[asytho]

Valentines date night looks pt 2

[jeirtza]

guillermo was turned into a half vampire, into a full vampire, then back into a human all before nandermo became canon

[fuckingguide]

updated my compilation of every “fucking guy/girl/guide/etc” to include the new s4 episodes

[anney-baker]

The Disastrous Impact of Laszlo's "Maybe A Boyfriend?"

And Then he starts talking about sex

[sizzling-eggs]

I can't believe we're being served a found family relationship moment- Nadja going feral to save THEIR FAMILIAR and literally keeping his secret, Guillermo's weak ass high af power finally working at its peak to save and help Nadja, Nandor dragging Collin Robinson who continuously being weaker and weaker the more interesting he becomes, and practically risking his life to transfer energy to Collin Robinson, and Collin Robinson essentially reviving Nandor, Lazlo just using science to try and help everyone. Like they would clearly just risk everything and do what they have to do FOR EACH OTHER.

[gerandor]

Death doesn’t scare him anymore. He doesn’t need to prove Death anything. Having lived for nearly 800 years has shown him far scarier things than his own mortality; like forgetting the language his mother taught him; forgetting his mother. Like being utterly alone inside a head full of confusing thoughts; like being confused all the time. Like shedding blood, hating blood, tasting blood and having to live on blood for all eternity; like hating eternity. And Death ever so slowly, imperceptibly, became the dearest and the most elusive of all his friends.

(Excerpt from Dear Death,)

[zebrashavestripes]

Guillermo, drunkenly sobbing: and I keep trying to make Nandor understand that I’m in love with him but he’s so oblivious and never understands it

Nandor: when did you meet someone else named Nandor?