#its gonna be a kinkfest

[hersheher]

When I finally get a Dom that likes the same fucked up shit I love, I think I'll be spending 2 weeks straight just exploring BDSM with them.

[delta-pavonis]

Tag game! Currently ___ edition!

Tagged in two different versions by @moorishflower and @teejaystumbles, so I am combining the two!

Current time: 3:39pm Eastern (UTC -5:00)

Current mood: Pretty damn good. Have too much real work to do and too little motivation to do it, but hey. New ADHD meds are plugging along and side effects are going away, so that is lovely.

Current activity: On Tumblr writing this. LOL. No, after this I have to go write some work emails. *unenthusiastic yay*

Currently thinking about: The rest of Hellknight!Hob and its overall plot arc. How did my kiddo get so many fucking toys. What am I cooking for dinner. (ADHD say what?)

Current favorite song: Gonna cheat a little and say that I still have Wet Leg's debut album as one of the first things up when I open Pandora (oh, yes, I am one of ~those~ people). My best Pandora Station is seeded with K. Flay, UPSAHL, Metric, Bishop Briggs, Phantogram, Veruca Salt, Garbage, and The Linda Lindas.

Currently reading: Just finished re-reading Brief Lives, Worlds' End, and The Kindly Ones to work on Hellknight!Hob plot. Re-reading Dune because it is one of the best books of all time. Still working through N.K. Jemisin's collection of short stories How Long 'til Black Future Month? which is just blowing me away.

Currently watching: My partner and I have a rotating set of things we put on in the evenings after kiddo goes to bed. Right now it is Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars Season 8. I recently finished Ted Lasso and it is one of my favorite things ever. Soon to be on deck will be the next season of The Witcher, Ahsoka, and Foundation. Current junk background TV is old episodes of Below Decks.

Current obsessions: Fandom-wise, still pretty much hyperfocused on Dreamling, with a dash of Roy/Jamie from Ted Lasso. Otherwise, Ferdinand Kingsley.

Current favorite character: I identify too strongly with Hob Gadling to say anything else is my current top favorite. Outside of The Sandman, Jaime Tartt from Ted Lasso and Anson Mount's Chris Pike from Strange New Worlds.

Current WIPs: Too many. Hellknight!Hob, former Mafia gun!Hob rescues Dream from the fishbowl with his ex-lover, Drummer/Dancer Dreamling sequel, King/Knight Dreamling sequel, sequel to A Change in Tactics, Dreamling Rent!AU, and I want to do a bunch of the July Kinkfest prompts.

Tags: *reaches through the screen and pokes you* YOU! YES YOU!! If you are reading this and want an excuse to participate, consider yourself officially tagged.

[jojosthetic-boogaloo]

Tagged by @staruplatinum and @cuefunkymusic !! Thank you lovelies <3

You All time favourite character: This is hard because I fall in love very hard with every part, but currently I’d safely say Mista!

Favourite JoJo: Josuke and Giorno!

Favourite JoBro: Mista and Rohan! 

Favourite Villain: Kira!!!! (I’d say La Squadra but they are angels I cannot classify as villains, in my heart)

Favourite stand: Moody Blues and Sex Pistols! I find Moody to be astoundingly beautiful, and it’s power is one I find particularly great in the modern world setting! Fitting for a police officer such as Abba! Sex Pistols being my favorite is majorly due to the huge motherly instincts that kick in when I see them; I just want to pamper the little children...

Favourite part: Currently, part 5. But I have a feeling once I read part 7 that’s gonna change, maybe. (｢`･ω･)｢

Favourite thing about JoJo: Quite a bunch! From the way it depicts its characters, to its bizarre story, to how we get to engage with the characters and feel for them, how it never ceases to surprise me! And I just find the series as a whole a wonderful story, with a nostalgic feel to it, and I just can’t help but fall in love with it all over.

Give a hug to: I’m too soft for this question... everyone?? I think I’m not allowed to do that. But sorry, I just think they all deserve a hug (´；ω；`)

Get or give comfort to: Give, practically everyone in part 5??? They’re all so tragically sad and stressed I need to do something about it. Also the gang from part 4, they are soft and a lot happened. Get comfort from... I guess I’d really like to get comfort from Bruno or Erina. They’d be great at it.

Go out on a date with: If I follow my stupid romantic side, Mista (I won’t shut up about him and I’m sorry) But If I think about having fun and having a really complete ideal date, I’d say Josuke works wonderfully! I want an arcade date and to go shopping aaaa

Move out and go live with (as roommates): Narancia. Please let us be chaos gremlins together. Also I want to eat pizza with him on the couch as we watch Devilman and sing the opening horribly but with great enthusiasm!

Marry: Mista!

What is your dream activity with who, where and how long: I dream quite often of walking through a calm promenade while the sun sets in winter, holding hands with Mista as he tells me whatever thing comes to mind, then we sit on a bench to drink something hot while the night starts to cover the sky with stars. Then we go home. That’s it sorry for being soft and cheesy on main.

The character you relate the most to: This is... a very hard question. But if I had to really choose one I relate to, it would probably be Narancia. We both suck at maths, we both like to do our thing, have big dumb bitch energy, and are very emotional. And Trish but lets not dig into that.

Did JoJo make a better change in your life? How did it help, is it a big or minor change: Actually jojo did make a change in my life! It lead me to make myself a Discord account and there I've met countless people I consider close friends today! Also, its always something that cheers me up! And recently, I’ve gotten to join the writing jojo community and it has been most wonderful!

Do you self ship or oc ship with a canon character: I have no OCs actually! And never really thought of making one honestly. I do lowkey highkey self ship with Mista, Bruno, Risotto and Rohan though (those being the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, there’s more to a minor extent).

If you had a stand, which one would you like to have? However, realistically which one would you most likely get with your past and demeanor: I’d love to have Golden Experience! It seems like such a wholesome stand. Although realistically, I think I’d get Spice Girl. I feel as though I may be incorrect in saying this, but surely I’d get a stand that, well, helps me stand for myself and think the situation optimally when it comes to caring for my own self. A stand that’s somewhat its own separate being, like the rational side as you could call it. I’ve needed a guiding voice so many times in my life that I’m sure lots of things would have changed if i had a Spice Girl to tell me I was not doing the right thing and should reconsider. Bonus softening things because that’s always great!

I taaaag @jjba-kinkfest, @giogios--requiem, @earthmotherscarlet, anddd whoever else wants to do this! Thanks for tagging me!

[not-poignant]

Gonna start putting up chapters of As Green as the Ragged Grass soon (an Augus/Gwyn kinkfest fill that ended up being three chapters of its own standalone AU).

And by soon I mean like, after I have this shower I’m just about to have stay tuned.

[glorious-sea-pancakes]

To people wondering why Captive Prince is beloved

Alright so I know a lot of people think that captive prince, the book series, is problematic. The whole thing is hotly debated. 

As someone who loves the series fiercely and doesn’t think that it is problematic, I wanted to put in my two cents to the debate... because a lot of people who explain why it is a good series often fall short and don’t really explain adequately in my opinion. If I were someone on the fence that read a lot of the explanations I've seen, I wouldn’t be particularly convinced or happy. So I’ll do my best to articulate what I mean.

EDIT: wow this is long. Sorry? 

EDIT EDIT: And in retrospect the only thing I see with Captive Prince that actually does bother me is the lack of female characters. This is very much a male dominated story. But you know what? That’s a pretty small gripe because I’m cool with a boy-focused story. Plus it has an awesome gay power couple as the main characters.

HOKAY so first: A lot of people try too hard to avoid any kind of spoilers that they keep it TOO vague. So, without spoilers, I’m gonna be a little clearer 

Thing One: The premise.

Damen is a warrior hero to his people, and the rightful heir to the throne of Akielos. But when his half brother seizes power, Damen is captured, stripped of his identity, and sent to serve the prince of an enemy nation as a pleasure slave. Beautiful, manipulative, and deadly, his new master, Prince Laurent, epitomizes the worst of the court at Vere. But in the lethal political web of the Veretian court, nothing is as it seems, and when Damen finds himself caught up in a play for the throne, he must work together with Laurent to survive and save his country. For Damen, there is just one rule: never, ever reveal his true identity. Because the one man Damen needs is the one man who has more reason to hate him than anyone else…

With this alone, I can see why people get the wrong idea. At a glance you think it’ll be a Stockholm syndrome kinkfest with tons of rape and Fifty Shades of Grey consent issues--hence it being problematic.

However, I am telling you right here and now, the two main characters hate each other’s guts. Laurent would sooner break his own fingers than touch Damen. The two main characters have sex and a romance eventually, but it isn’t until they develop real respect wwwayy later. Ridiculously later. By the time those two hold hands you’ve been screaming for entire books kiss already!

Sooo, the first thing that I assumed when I picked Captive Prince was that there would be immediate hate sex, but I am halfway book 2 and the sex is nowhere to be seen and instead I am so caught up in the political intrigue that I don’t even care-- cosetteferaud

They are physically attracted from the beginning, true, but they hate so strongly that they couldn’t be bothered to take much interest in pretty faces.

Damen frowned. Laurent was a nest of scorpions in the body of one person. Torveld looked at him and saw a buttercup.

So, no, this isn’t a stokholm kinkfest.

Things in this summary you should focus on: Not just the pleasure slave thing.

The real focus is on the political intrigue and twisty politicking with EXTREMELY slowburn romance on the side.

The first book is widely known as the darkest of the three. In places it is hard to read but you DO have to read it to fully appreciate the second and third books. You must know what is at stake, get plot threads going, really see what they’re working so hard for. Gotta meet the villain and understand why they’re so bad. You need that dark first book understand why they end up loving so deeply. You need to see them at their worst. And on that note, their worst…

Thing Two: Their hatred.

I mean it when I say they have anger and hate. The chasm yawning between them is an ugly one.

So Laurent haaaAAATES Damen. He treats Damen like garbage. And Damen hates him because of it. Laurent is actively TRYING to be a dick. He’s aware that he’s doing things that are mean. Laurent is trying to put down someone he genuinely sees as an enemy. So, yeah, Laurent does Problematic things. However that’s… to be expected? When you hate someone’s guts? If your goal is to make sure someone hates you there are some pretty clear ways to achieve that. He doesn’t want to like Damen. If you wince and think that, ouch, that was cruel and charged with a lot of ugly implications: know that Laurent is fully aware and is eyes open trying to create distance between them by using those things deliberately. You won’t completely know the why until later in the series. 

A thing to remember: you don’t yet know his motivations.

To me, the most important thing is not what the characters say or do but how the author frames those things.

When Laurent does something conniving or insults people: the reader, Damen, and the author all understand he’s being a dick. The author isn’t glorifying Laurent’s behavior. That means everything. She NEVER excuses them for what they do. You’re meant to look on the bad things that happen and agree that oh, no, that was a bad thing.

Characters should be able to do bad things otherwise what is the point of the story? Not every book can be conflict free coffee shop aus. If you only want to read problem free stories like that, this is NOT the series for you.

More than that, there’s value in discussing the dark things like the ones that this book discusses. There’s value in seeing people hate and attempt to destroy each other. I’m serious!

When Laurent says something nasty you’re meant to be like OOF LAURENT OW not ‘Oh the author believes this and wants people to be like this.’ Because that would be dumb? People should be able to talk about real life issues and problematic stuff without being equated as sermons. Because if you believe that even depicting the Bad Thing is gonna spread it, then you’re silencing education about the Bad Thing that could allow people to avoid and learn from it. Censorship does not encourage equality, it encourages ignorance. Censorship and purist ideology just denies that people, good people, can do bad things. It also denies the knowledge that Badguys are human.

One of the reasons I love storytelling so much is because it is the number one way to think about and discuss difficult topics that happen in the real world all the time. I’m sorry, you can’t escape reality. It is out there. Constantly. We need to think about and see these bad things and create a conversation about them to understand them. On a cultural level, storytelling is how we learn and frame opinions. We started out telling myths through oral tradition around campfires to explain and teach—what makes novels any different? Novels are one of many modern-day oral tradition adaptions. You must appreciate that for what it is.

Captive Prince is no exception.

Thing Three: The Virtues (AKA why you should read it)

-Srslyarts

This is a mature book. It discusses sex and has graphic smut. It discusses rape. It discusses pedophilia. People die. The author condones NONE of these things. But, more than anything, she also managed to capture delicious, thorny, complex, hard to explain pain of emotional conflict. Which is so hard to write. And that emotional pain and complexity is so interesting and beautiful.

This is a book about hurting others the way you’ve been hurt. It’s about abuse, recovery, redemption, forgiveness. Its about privilege, growing up too quickly, entitlement, sexual objectification, slavery, having no choice, responsibility, putting your past in perspective, realizing the people you hate are human, realizing you were wrong, realizing people aren’t who you thought they were, that you’ve made mistakes, realizing you don’t like the person you used to be, learning how much you’re willing to give up. It talks about abuse survivors who don’t get sad but become angry instead. It’s about the long-term effects, the vulnerabilities, of abuse. It’s about good people doing bad things. It’s about falling in love with someone who has done the unforgivable and being terrified of it. This novel does not take the easy way out on anything.

The emotional complexity in this book is gorgeous. I’ve heard so many people say they were moved deeply by Laurent because they saw themselves in him.

More than that, this book is intelligently written. All the political intrigue, the focus of the story, is SO SMART. Seriously. I predicted so little. Normally when I crack open a book I can generally see where a story is going and what is implied way before the reveal. But these characters are wickedly smart and four steps ahead of you as a reader. And you get to see their thought process!! I’ve noticed a lot of authors will tiptoe around the How of characters outsmarting people because they can’t figure it out themselves. Myself included. Not this story. You see every step of Laurent’s spider web being woven and the hand Damen has in it. Pacat is incredibly intelligent and it shows through her characters.

Laurent is quick as a whip and sees through everything—I never would have noticed half of the things he sees. Nor would I be able to prepare and respond so well. It is so cool seeing him explain what is happening politically.  

Its even better because you’re reading from the perspective of Damen. Damen is a prince and a strategist. Damen is a master military man. However social subtleties aren’t his forte and a lot goes right over his head but not yours. Damen is notoriously honorable and oblivious. He thinks he knows what is going on but you will stop and squint. Even still, in the end both you and him are shocked silly by what actually happens. Moreover, Damen is a wonderful person and it is really cool being in his head. He’s every bit the noble prince who is quiet, thoughtful, serious, and honorable to a fault. He’s also a brat and inwardly very snarky despite being so good natured. 

The writing style is delicate and eloquent. She remains consistent with lingo fitting for the time. And, honestly, the humor is super dry and I flipping love it.

Lastly. It is a truly good love story. For how ugly their relationship started Lamen ends up becoming one of the healthiest most loving and sweet I’ve read.

PS: We don’t deserve Charls the Veretian Cloth Merchant or Damen’s left cheek dimple.

-typohime

And, finally, a word from the author:

[ezee-street]

Maybe some transkarkatXDave..? Preferably humanstuck.

Sorry for being so late with this…I hope this suffices anon :)

There were a lot of yearly things that happened. Birthdays, holidays, all that shit. However there was one annual celebration that always was supposed to be special. Anniversaries. And Dave and Karkat’s was today. Everytime in the past Karkat had blown it out of the water, leaving Dave’s gifts seeming to be well…not as special, no matter how much Karkat assured him. But this year was going to be different. Dave was going to pull off the ultimate anniversary gift for his angry little partner.Heh. Little.He had binged every single romcom on Netflix he could find until he brain had turned into complete putty, then compiled a list of ingredients to make his gift unforgettable. Hopefully it would be enough.The timing was just right, the area was beautiful, now all he needed was Karkat. Right. Where was he? Dave looked to the picnic he had set up, the river next to him quietly babbling, then to the sun which was beginning to set, then to the empty road which was where Karkat’s car should be by now. Shit.Was he going to fuck up again? The sun was going to set, the food was going to get cold…As if the universe could read his fearful thoughts the sound of a car soon came up the road, Karkat sitting behind the wheel. Dave rushed over. He couldn’t let the other see. Not yet.Karkat opened his door, looking over to the other,”What was the ‘shit going down that I had to see’, Strider?” He puffed his cheeks, crossing his arms as he leaned against his vehicle.“Well you can’t see it, not yet anyways.” Dave held up a blindfold with a grin.Karkat gave him a flat expression, a brow raised,”Dave if you think that just by telling me to haul my ass all the way out to god knows where is going to make me want to engage in…whatever kinkfest activities you think is going to happen, I  can tell you for a fact that it’s not going to happen.”With a roll of his eyes Dave moved behind Karkat, securing the piece of cloth in front of Karkat’s eyes,”Can you see anything?” Dave waved a hand in front of his face.“No asshat, I can’t. You still haven’t told me what the hell is going on either.”“That’s because it’s a surprise.” Dave wrapped an arm around Karkat’s waist, leading him over to the blanket.“Oh joyous.”“Hey don’t be like that. It’s gonna be the illest of surprises babe. It’s gonna be sicker than when that huge sappy guy seduces that chick in the rain…why were they in the rain again?”Karkat gave a scoff,”I knew you never paid attention to my movies, that part is the most iconic part of the movie for your information Dave. You can not even comprehend the importance of that scene if you ever-”“Karkat.”“What?! Why did you interrupt me when I’m trying to inform you about the most important shit in the history of filmmaking?”“Karkat you know I love you but I really don’t think that scene of people crying and kissing in the rain is the ‘most important shit in the history of filmmaking’”“Dave-”“Less talk about that though, its our anniversary, and you should be nice to me, especially after I did all of this for you.” Dave removed the blindfold.“Oh yes, all you did for me. You mean blindfoldin-” Karkat stopped his sentence and stared down at the picnic, then took in the scenery,”Dave.”“Karkat.” Dave moved around him to sit on the blanket, then patted next to him. Karkat slowly sat and rose a brow,”You did all of this? You did this all for me?”“Of course, and I have one other thing for you.”“Dave, for fucks sake stop.”“Nope, I’m obviously winning this year so just accept it.” Dave grabbed a small box and handed it to Karkat,”Here. I thought you might want this.”Karkat accepted the box, pushing his hair out of his face as he pursed his lips,”Oh and what on Earth could I want from you.” He rose a brow and unwrapped the box, Dave watching with a small grin.Karkat stared in the box for a moment, then looked to Dave,”I..” His eyes began to water.“Hey, hey none of that. I was sick of you wearing those bandages, I know how much they hurt you, no matter how much you say they dont.”Karkat nodded, holding the binder close and smiled, kissing Dave softly,”You big dweeb.”“The biggest of dweebs.”

[lovehotelreservation]

omg can i get a kinkfest fill for riding/light femdom with joseph? i would die 🙈

[RIHANNA VOICE] NANANANANANA HAMON

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ I believe this is my first fullfront attempt at femdom, so I apologize if the theme of it came off as too light or too heavy, Anon! Thank you very much for requesting!

“Relax your face, Joseph~ Being all huffy and puffy isn’t gonna help–especially with that mask on~”

The teasing tone of your voice was reflected by the gentle stroke of your fingers against the heated scarlet skin of Joseph’s face. With his furrowing brows and the growl emitted from his breathing mask, you could tell he was scowling at you in response.

To which you only offered a sweet smile while continuing to grind your hips, keeping him constrained within the hot, wet vice of your core.

He could be pouty all he wanted. There was no way you would let him seize control of this breathing exercise–and in turn, seize control of you not now at least. As per the command of your master, Lisa Lisa, you were to assist with Joseph’s breathing, especially since that Caesar, Messina and Loggins had hit a wall while guiding him through his Hamon training.

Considering that he had been prone to getting ever so distracted and rowdy whenever you were in the room–especially when you had to bend over to pick up something, or a blessed breeze came by to ruffle the hem of your dress–this seemed to be the best way to get through to him.

So now here he was in your room, lying beneath you, his arms and legs bound the bedposts by Hamon-resistant chains, naked save for his breathing mask. His massive, gorgeous body was to be your playground–taut, defined muscles for your hands to teasingly run over, robust and firm pectorals for your palms to press flat against, stiff and hard nipples to pinch and toy with your fingers and tongue. 

Above all however, was his thick hard cock, which you delighted in making it ache with your mouth while you hovered above him, your thighs straddling his face, intentionally leaving him on the edge to orgasm while you taunted and tantalized him by showing off your dripping center, its glisten making him groan and lament over how he wasn’t allowed to bury his face against.

For now, he was reluctantly content to take the scraps you offered, with you riding his cock at an inconsistent rhythm. You were either bouncing away up and down his shaft as you milked him for everything he was worth, or swiveling your hips around his tip while you dragged him to the edge of an orgasm you continued to refrain from giving him.

Joseph choked back a groan, his eyes clenching tight as his body shuddered. Through your teasing words, he knew you meant well and inevitably, he was going to have to master his breathing. As excruciating as it was to have his release continuously dangled in front of him, he sought to focus and concentrate on his breathing.

Because as soon as he was able to take his mask off, his first priority from that moment forward would be giving you his ‘thanks’ for the grueling training you put him through.