#its just so funny i love when we get sad depressed lucifer and alastor is like I can manipulate him for my benefit

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one of the best radioapple dynamics imo is just

lucifer: *sad pathetic little mew mew*

alastor: I can totally manipulate this

lucifer: *sad autistic rizz* you like me? 🥹

alastor: *feels an emotion* what the FUCK is this????

just alastor accidentally scheming himself into emotions and a relationship is so funny, he's making all these evil plans and before he knows it he's married with a kid and is like "wait what happened?"