#duckiedeer

[dizquized]

haha heyyyyy yeah the brainrot is here to stay. have this

it is 4am, i desperately need to go to sleep <3

[alacetor-the-duckies-deer]

New hotel resident, passing Alastor's office: Hey, I just wanted to warn you, your ex-husband's here.

Alastor, staring up from his paperwork: What? I don't have an ex-husband?

Resident: Your husband then.

Alastor: I'm not married!?

Resident: Oh, that explains why you're so mad at him.

Alastor: What the FUCK are you talking about!? Who is here?

Resident: Your boyfriend. Lucifer- the king of Hell-

Alastor: I know who that is! He's not my boyfriend!

Resident: Ooohhhh! My bad.

Alastor, just trying to escape this conversation: It's fine-

Resident: Do you want help with that? I'm really good at this sort of thing, actually.

Alastor: Help with what!?

Resident: You want me to help set you guys up? Like on a date?

Alastor: Why the fuck would I want that!?!

Resident: Well, I don't know, I dont see it!?!? There's just like, a LOT of tension between you guys, but now I'm not sure where it's coming from!!!!!

Alastor: So you thought we were dating!?

Resident: No!

Resident: I thought you had a mutually regretted divorce and were both too stubborn to admit it!

Lucifer, faintly from down the hall: That's a great idea, Charlie! And we can-

*Alastor, panicing and dragging the resident into his office and slamming the door shut with magic*

Lucifer, instantly: NOBODY ASK YOU AL!!!!

Resident:

Alastor:

Resident: See!?!

Alastor: NO!?!

Resident:

Alastor:

Resident:

Alastor: Would he have to know it's a date?

Resident, in their head: Yeah, hopefully before the devorce this time.

[moraent-keys]

I don’t feel like working on this anymore 😅

[dirtgrubber]

cooking together <3

[pyrotonima]

[androgynousblackbox]

My love for Lucifer grabbing the front of Alastor's vest to pull him down for a sudden kiss that makes the radio demon go weak on the knee and buckle for his king

vs

My love for Lucifer looking at Alastor and saying "come here, you big oaf, so I can kiss you" and Alastor inclining himself to Lucifer's height so then Lucifer can do whatever he wants. Alastor getting a soft look every single time despite doing this for years of relationship.

[eggcats]

Radioapple fic, where idk Catlastor exists (or maybe it's just KeeKee or Fat Nuggets) and does something bad and so like Angel or whoever picks him up and is like "I'm putting you in Air Jail for that one mista'!"

The next time Lucifer annoys Alastor, he picks up Lucifer and goes "Air Jail."

It becomes a thing where sometimes you just see a grumpy Lucifer being held aloft by Alastor (or his shadow tentacles) as he goes about his day. Even Lucifer himself doesn't know why he lets this happen.

[melipuffles]

I did it, and had fun. 😂

[thedeerman]

my favorite part so far of my Do You Want To Know fic is Lucifer giving a gift to his favorite shadow ❤️

[shadebloopnik]

A little something I've been working on the past couple days. Mostly sketching in between lessons lol

Its from my Angelic Alastor AU, and am just finishing the art that goes with ittt. Summer class is getting nearer, and im planning to actually start writing it out properly by then.

[dizquized]

as always, had an idea and i couldnt stop myself

and yet again its an ungodly hour of the night, i should be asleep but instead im indulging in my radioapple brainrot

apologies for any mistakes lol

[oberveroftheinfinite]

A couple more headcannons and the duality of boyfriends.

I am a believer of curly-haired Alastor!

[that-one-greml1n]

little hazbin hotel doodle

im tired

[dirtgrubber]

glamour shot

[crappywriterfailing]

Sneak Peak

Just a little look at my reaction fic and how it's coming along. Imagine, everyone is watching Alastor feasting on the 5 day old deer carcass.

[androgynousblackbox]

I love the kind of ship dynamic that is Some Guy x Literal Eldrich God so here it goes my idea: Alastor is a serial killer in love with Lucifer, a Eldrich being of another dimension that can literally make anything happen, but more than anything wants to learn to be a human. They met when Alastor rented an apartment and Lucifer brainwashed the landlord to assume he always lived there, so he never has to pay rent himself and neither Alastor after he finds out about his powers. Or the other way around... Lucifer just came to town and luckily got a cheap apartment where all he has to do is share space with Alastor, a guy who works on a popular podcast from his room/studio, and usually eats people but soften up when Lucifer teaches him the joys of not murdering every person he encounters.