#its so fucking good its the only cereal i eat atm

[littledinosaursposts]

New chapter on my Wattpad story called "spring cleaning" please go check it out or read here both are preheated

!!!Announcement, I see the creepypasta place as a campground with a mess hall and a bunch of indivision cabins, with a select group in each, some bigger than others.!!!

!!!BEN AND JEFF ARE BOTH TEENS!!!

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It's a warm spring day at the campground, the wind is blowing and the breakfast bell has just rung. 

Ben and Jeff race to breakfast after hearing the bell while they play argue.

"I'm gonna be first this time" Ben yells at jeff

"You wish" jeff already ahead yelling back at Ben

And not so surprisingly jeff makes it to the mess hall first.

Ben yells "dammit you bitch"

Jeff states "Ha, shorty can't run"

Slenderman looks pissed but after everyone that was gonna come to the mess hall gets there he stands up and makes an announcement "I expect you all to be doing your spring cleaning today, I will come around for a check later this afternoon anyone who fails to clean will be due to extra coarse for the rest of the month.

Everyone sighs and goes back to eating

Ben and jeff still play arguing and decide to go back after breakfast and get started with the cleaning.

While arriving EJ already had trash bags for them and their room. (they share a medium-sized room)

They both take a trash bag and head to their room.

Both been and jeff start by getting all the shit out from under their bed and putting it in a pile, then they start going threw it and put things into piles other than the trash like; clothing, books, dishes, etc.

after that's over with they put all the clothes away and the dies go back to the mess hall or in the kitchen, which they had in the cabin.

They stumble onto a picture, it's of them but not as what they have come to be now, it's older and on its last legs. They decide to put it in a clear bag and put it on the wall remembering the good times they used to have and are still having to this day.

Ben and jeff are also reminded of the fact that both of them still have a crush on each other just as they did when they were human-like.

Ben starts to blush but then tries playing it off and asking jeff if he wants to play video games (aka one of the only things he can beat jeff in) Jeff says yes and they carry on with their game of Mario cart.

After a couple of rounds of Ben, beating Jeff, they decide to go to the kitchen to grab a snack.

while making some cereal Jeff's dumbass hand decides to fuck it and drop the box while trying to put it back on the shelf. Ben and Jeff rush to pick it up avoiding a lecture from mama jack (EJ) while getting almost done with the cleaning the two of them end up going for the same area and grabbing each other's hands, they get flustered and say like that for a while, till jeff snaps back into reality and pulls his hand away while blushing.

Ben was still completely lost looking at his hand, his face as red as a tomato.

Jeff looks at ben and is confused and starts thinking to himself "does he like me as well? no, he couldn't he's probably just embarrassed to have touched my hand, yeah that's gotta be it!"

Ben then finally comes back and picks up the last bit he sees resulting in the both of them deciding not to get anything and go back to their room. they sit on the bunkbed thinking about what to do next.

Ben is overthinking things atm due to his malfunction in the kitchen, he couldn't help but notice how jeff was looking at him and how he was red too, ben couldn't keep the secret of liking his best friend anymore I mean fuck it has lasted till the afterlife.

Jeff saying things Ben isn't listing to while trapped in his head he finally hears jeff calling his name jeff is confused and asks "hey man, you ok?"Ben replies "yeah I just have something I really need to tell you," Jeff says "ok, shoot" Ben starts to look around and mumbles something incoherent jeff says "speak up man" and Ben blurts out "I LIKE YOU MORE THEN A FRIEND!" and starts to get really flustered and Jeff is too stunned to speak and gets flustered as well ben says a small "sorry...." while tears start to sing in his eyes, Jeff starts stammering and stumbling over his words till he gets out an "I like you more than a friend too!" and ben with an excited deminer says "REALLY!?" jeff; laughing at how happy he looks nods his head. 

Ben jumps up onto Jeff's lap giving him a big ass bear hug "um... ben I still need air" states jeff Ben replies "nope" Jeff replies "ok ;-;" 

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And from then on out they lived happily ever after, I hop this story finds you well and I hope to have people who enjoy this type of thing, I'm also open to suggestions and ideas.

[themagicaltunaa]

Answer all the questions

well i have nothing to do so sure

1. What have you eaten today? 

some toast for breakfast, leftovers for lunch, and some cereal for dinner

2. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant?

never kissed anyone, don't really care about that

3. What color shoes did you last wear?

light grey sneakers

4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week?

Jeremy did, when I was watching his Alien Isolation stream on monday

5. What is your favorite scent?

I love the smell freshly baked goods

6. What is your favorite season? Why?

I love fall. I just love the aesthetic of the season, and my favorite holiday is during fall. I would love to experience it one day

7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel?

lol nope. I was barely able to do it as a kid. If I tried now i’m pretty sure i’ll break something.

8. What color are your nails?

the regular pink color? I don’t paint my nails

9. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be?

aw geez, uhhh idk maybe like a tiny star or something

10. What is something you find romantic?

i dont know romantic things 

11. Are you happy?

eh

12. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad?

no not really

13. Dogs or Cats?

cats. i like dogs too, but sometimes they’re too much to deal with. i’m more comfortable being with cats

15. Which do you prefer:a museum, a night club, the forest or a library?

museum

15. What is your style?

my style is “im trying”

16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be?

stay up all night to catch up on videos

17. Are you in a relationship or single?

single babeyyyy

18. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now?

nothing, because im not attracted to anyone

19. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with?

i dont like celebrities

20. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of? If so then what?

i’m pretty sure i’m holding on to a lot of stuff, but I can’t seem to remember anything specific. if this question means metaphorically, the answer still works

21. How did you celebrate last Halloween?

I went to a drive thru haunted house with my 2 friends, and after we got some taco bell and went to the beach to eat our food. we sat there for like 10 minutes before it started to rain on us

22. Have you recently made any big decisions?

nope. I try not to in general , I hate having to make any sort of big decision because I starting stressing 

23. Were you ever in a school play?

I’ve always had stage fright so no

24. What movie would you use to describe your life?

uhhhh, I dont watch enough movies to pick one

25. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it? 

oh there’s plenty of things that I've dreamed of doing, but I just can’t do it because of anxiety 

26. Complete this sentence, “I wish I had someone with whom I could share…”

I dont like sharing

27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex?

uhhh idk? maybe the whole makeup culture thing? but it’s not like it irritates me I just don’t get it. I can’t really think of a second thing

28. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex?

too much to list

29. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week?

fuck if i know

30. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it?

can’t think of anything rn

31. How long was your longest relationship?

never been in one

32. Have you ever been in love?

pretty sure I have not

33. Are you currently in love?

nope

34. Why did your last relationship end?

see question 31

35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it?

not wearing any atm. actually, I just don’t wear jewelry in general

36. When was the last time you cried and why?

I think it was last week? I don’t remember why, it was probably something stupid

37. Name someone pretty.

the anon that sent me this ask

38. What did you receive last Valentines Day?

oh! I got a few gifts from my bestie :)

39. Do you get jealous easily?

no

40. Have you ever been cheated on?

no

41. Do you trust your partner/best friend?

sure

42. Ever had detention?

no because I was a good bean in school

43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?

city. the countryside sounds nice, but just the thought of being out in the middle of nowhere especially at night makes me nervous 

44. What do people call you?

by my name

45. What was the last book you read?

I do not remember. It’s been years since I’ve read a book

46. How big of a nerd/dork are you?

uhhh idk

47. What kind of music do you listen to?

anything that catches my fancy. I don’t really stick to one kind of genre

48. How tall are you?

my doctor said I’m allowed to say i’m 5′2

49. Do you like kids?

they’re alright. I can handle be around them for a bit, but I would never want to have any 

50. Favorite fruits?

watermelon, starfruit, and tangerines

51. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

jeans

52. What’s your earliest memory?

I was like 3-4, and I was at disney world with my family. I remember seeing a stage show of Bear in the Big Blue house, and I remember walking around ToonTown when it still existed

53. Ever had a poem or song written about you or to you?

i hope not

54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind it

55. Do you have a collection of anything?

I used to collect seashells as a kid and I still have some of the collection somewhere in my closet. I wanna start a new collection of something but idk what

56. Do you save money or spend it?

i try to save it

57. What would your dream house be like?

something cozy and not too big, with a cat or 2

58. What top 5 things make you the angriest?

its 11pm at the time of answering this, i really can’t think of anything to fill a list rn

59. What top 5 things always brings a smile to your face?

see the previous question

60. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

save the dog. i hate my job anyways so I don’t care

61. 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

I would definitely tell my closest friends, and some of my family members, probably my mom’s side of the family. If I had the money to, I would like to travel to some places that i’ve always wanted to go to. I would have a month to accept that i’m gonna die so i think i would be fine. i’d rather get plenty of time to know i’m dying rather than like last minute. this has been a topic that i’ve been thinking of for a while now, not because I’m like thinking about death or anything, I just need something to kill time with at work

62. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

a heart?

63. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

aw cmon, I can’t just think of stuff like that on the spot. I don’t even know where I would want to go

64. Do you like the beach?

It’s nice, especially in the early morning when everything is still calm and the beach isn’t packed with people yet

65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special?

no? wtf does someone special mean?

66. Do you have a middle name? If so what is it!

Doesn’t everyone have a middle name? But yeah i do and i hate it so im not saying anything

67. Do you talk to yourself?

in my head all the time

68. Describe your hair.

brown, curly, very long because I haven’t cut it in almost a year, it’s very annoying

69. What is the meaning of life.

I wish i knew

70. What is your ideal partner like?

no one

71. Do you want to get married?

no

72. Do you want to have kids?

 ew no

73. Like or dislike your family?

 they’re bearable

74. Are you Chunky or Slim?

I’m more than chunky, i’m just straight up fat

75. Would you consider yourself smart?

lol no. I’m an absolute dumbass

76. What would you change about your life?

everything if i could

77. Religious or Not?

no not really

78. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

I don’t drink so this would never happen

79. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

it sure isnt because no one is there

80. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

uhhhh no. I don’t really care tbh

81. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

idk

82. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

i’m not opening the door because no one is there

83. Do you like when people play with your hair?

ehh not really. It’ll just make it frizzy

84. Do you like bubble baths?

no

85. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop?

I need to drive in order for that to happen

86. Have you ever danced in the rain?

no. its not fun getting soaked in the rain

87. Do you trust anyone with your life?

not really? 

88. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?

why does god allow suffering

89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week)

1.greece

2. peru

3.disney world only because I have not been to all the parks yet, also i can bug my brother while i’m there

theres a lot more but i’m too tired to fill out the rest of the list

90. How was your day today?

it was fine

91. Play an instrument?

used to play mellophone/french horn in band in high school. after I graduated I haven’t touched an instrument since

92. Describe the what you think of the ocean.

it’s scary

93. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?

aliens as anything that counts as a living organism not of this world, not green little men from mars nonsense. the universe is too big for only life to be on earth. for ghosts, i’m still iffy about them, but that doesn’t mean i’m gonna start walking around haunted places and call the ghosts a bitch

94. Honestly, are things how you wanted them to be?

abosolutely not. every day I regret all the decisions i’ve made through my life. does that mean I’m trying to fix said mistakes or try not to do them again? lol no 

95. Do you have a mean bitchy scary side?

in my mind i do. I’m too scared of everyone to actually do it

96. When are you vulnerable?

always

97. How much free time do you have?

doesn’t feel like much. saturday and sunday go by way too fast and i feel like when i go home from work theres just not enough to relax. im tired all the time

98. Do you like to go hiking?

never been

99. Odd or Even Numbers?

even

100. Would you ever go sky diving, bungee jumping , cliff diving, wing suit gliding, parasailing, snorkeling, or other extreme activities?

no because I actually have self preservation. I am also a very big chicken

[sirjustice1208]

Software making

With software any already on CD/flash step on it within like pumpkin or grass or any on book paper with hole on floor tiles as u can play with the made holes on b4 resting on the final floor. Like 4 ps4 games while the heap can be anything 2 as veggies with a veggie or with fruits, berries or leaves/grass or hay and as with veggie same to fruits, berries, leaves and anything on earth

If u want a GPS 4 the whole town make map as big as the soccer field playing ground, b4 u fold and step on within circular disc hole on floor carpet or flower on grass sand environment or bruised floor with cement fumes or sewer water. While the heap can be guava with paw paw or hay with pineapple or kale with cabbage, while 4 the big map 4 any area heap is hay with ripe paw paw and u step on circular CD broken parts with holes on big flower carpet on bruised floor b4 chopping hay on board soaked in porridge or chop clothe soaked in thinner is such woods as of Euphorbia

Kinda, u see 1 stabs 1 esp women many times on the back or belly and other parts signalling, lack of getting it, will spoil the nation hence many whose land men leads like Japan easy to rule cause with current military vehicle gone it way, women know less of such and in fact in cyber they are helped and such lazy men knows even few or what they know and not pro-active in-terms of thinking to get the nation ahead and if they spend on clothing every1 knows how to make the same in the boom process to dwindle the sales as of any other wear and those lands which were planning the same to sell to such people are left of guard as even with banking ending and with phone insurance makes official clothes not to be sold to dwindle the same.

Getting to bathrooms which not understanding people get to gives u those minds and insights, should evade the same, lest productive or in pretense. Get me dude.

Things like carrots and much cooked foods and even most gadgets are made on mini hills made of sand or sand heap as u make a hole on its side and if need be placed papers so what u have made not mix with soil much or any material like curtain clothes.

Now I told equity bank and coop to close my a/c altogether but kinda still wants to ambush me to take the ID, so ama give to a friend, so not lost, cause they want u to break it so u take another 1, u pay khs 100 to help the poor country and another 4 KRA but in denial they are rich

Equity bank manager cant be great cause the banking thing is in the brick of collapse dude when paper cash removed to make them get somewhere. I told the bank the same to close my a/c, so the wsu find no where to channel the a/c, cause can send hooligans as well to chase me as described to shift the blame to ya and even the new African car companies and pay-tv like bambaa and innoson or kantanka, this was 4seen years back

With the Negros u r in Red Indian land and u send me Pi coins cash in fear as u signal the local of the same to thwart it so i don't get it easily as another red Indian fellow told me the same in gestures, Latina, Mexicans and Red Indians have now known ya, not of help and the African tribes where u want to take a flight to knows that u r armored as them having the concept as them widely displayed in Instagram a/c sirjustice4 and all following, so either u come killing them or with the above shit u r killed the other-side and even whites lest u hope for few states to be given to ya to rule independently or-else the former dude. Maybe am just talking dude but reality as am forced.-

Now kinda, its a small nut of the hook as little remains to be corrected, getting into youths relationship and wanting 1 food as the now got surplus food to bridge the deficit. Or cashing in into other affairs yet we got the authorities and authorities should not be 4 people to fear as people should only fear when they got something to land them in crime not as synonymous with nations as Kenya where they want recognition which if u fail gets bad between u and them helping perpetuate crime. The great dragon fallen down is God, 2 powers Satan strong than the God forces, bible was changed and 2 hell with it, better not worship both as we not know clearly to be safe in our ends time, Bro to hell with him.

Locate a girl they say after i have denounced the same and kinda, pissed off to start to organize crime as above with me. U of bad blood dude and u cant force me with ya own bulshit. They snap their fingers when u eliminate the wise/cleaver of the society as they can rule ya, The Japanese side who are stable in military can get in life with just chewing candies and gum. It was plan with WW2 4 Japan to be superpower dude, all the war happening were organized with officials but the local knows its was truth, so am here to tell ya as with violence of much nations after investigation so u relate with any other frontier as WW2. Look opening the door early morning investigating if am dead to do the above and u that don't meditate what u got that helps on ya social media or what u post to people or forwards that helps, better meditate and be productive, u hungry and bastard, you big fool and glutton. Cant tell me nothing

Cooked kale soup, avocado, ugali placed within like 10 made holes material like roofs, clothes, plants leaves, flower or plastic beneath book paper with much stew soup or oil resting on floor tile or bruise floor, mud or grass sand land makes many radar screens and GPS screens and even digital ATM machines and online money transaction booth, as u step on hay heap  also along the above and try stepping in any veggies dried, cooked, raw or ripe and even berries and leaves and any produce dude or thing as different metals or rubber or flowers not in the lining of made holes. While the boom heap can be on any environment as mention as always as u try dude and  the heap 4 the above can be hay with guava hanged on polythene on V-shaped floor factory house of different angle and even on the flat slab or of V-shape dude or green grass with Euphorbia, cabbage with soil, flowers with paw paw, timber with passion fruit, Sodom apple leaves with hay or fruit with mango and even tomato in hoho dude.

Some1 screwing up others deal being burnt up kinda, as i visualize and the day time thieves bro

The cut diagonally across the long side of the container can meet the end height at different heights 4 different stuff to be made, like with mattress made when it doesn't get into the corner but 3/4 way from above, when hay placed in pumpkin, then step on paw paw seeds within pumpkin leaves on metallic plate b4 u chop hay on wood soaked in pineapple or strong tea 4 the seats 1 and in milk tea or honey 4 the big 1 and even planted grass do 4 the seats ones and u play music 4 the Big density 1 where u chop hay on board soaked in cold milk on cereals and legumes, each single or place all 4 much differential results.

Thermostat can be placed on thermometer if u touch the same switches of and identify u as takes ya temp or pulse rate on door handles of cars, houses, purses, wallets and of any machine when Tiny GPS gadgets placed inside and even on seats of vans personal or commuter, airplane and train to showcase that 1 is seated there where booking done esp with buses, cabs and trains or just city transit dude

i told ya to make bamba tv at onding between the hills top plateau, but now funding hooliganism, sending hooligans and motor bikes operators to even ambush and chase me with panga or weapons and even plot police brutality. Good, i wanted to tell ya still u cant make it without me, am the boss, i told u, same i told much nations and more and now telling even more, to put u off base to show am above ya even if i die, Who r u without me telling u the same, u stupid and silly, motherfucker. Chasing 1 with Panga will not help, 1 above ya as point blank u can not attack USA and what u gona do, and how am writing the same i eat corpse not as u second and your kids i will not look after lest u cut me with machete, u stupid and foolish, a country is rich when it exports much not high population they have market meaning printing money, when those people have bought all accessories within 5 years where will they sell the same if they got no export. If 1 can make your exports u r poor, lest u also make your imports but of high quality of no side effect dude to set it at equilibrium. And with my food u wont partake, where it has reach, sure, if am dead and in print even ya ya life not spared dude and ya land occupied. U silly and stupid of rude mind. Where will u take u to, make the above truth and with sending monies from different corners as companies i have stated if long overdue to upset ya cause ya pursuits dead and even the Negros, go away, i want ya women not, u of shallow blank mind and thats why i left the USA and did not visit cities u r much in. Go your way, u prostitutes and liars, red Indians will kill ya with Mexicans, i have shifted the whole puzzle of coming here cause they did not know your ways as u portray in the print media. Go away, u stupid and known nothing. Kenyans wanting 1 food by force, na finyo but in pretense, u just want to fuck and disburse ya fuck kids, who felt sweetness, it was they can take up ya mind and learn how to make machines they could stay with ya and was understandable but when u have known how to make the same it ends, u take care of the product of ya own sperm release not mine dude and your own pumping, caressing and penis insertion, i was not there or guided ya dude, take care of ya own kid or shot me as u shot the Nairobi business man bro. Talking dirty, u good and your goodness not seen, daily u amount up with the same shit/happening.

As well when playing PS4 or 5 on phone u can connect the phone to the big screen or tv with cable or wireless in manner as in the link below and if u got wifi readers can play many yards apart bro. PS4 mounted phone in the link below is called the next cup of suffering cos and many operating the same wants the same cup to be taken all away from them as they risk losing clients dude

https://www.google.com/search?q=connecting+smartphone+wirelessly+to+a+tv+screen

https://www.google.com/search?ei=MqfZX9LKIK-NlwTym5XIBg&q=connecting+ps4+to+wifi&oq=connecting+ps4&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQARgCMgUIABDJAzICCAAyAggAMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgIIADoICAAQ6gIQjwE6CAgAEMkDEJECOgUIABCRAjoICC4QsQMQgwE6CAgAELEDEIMBOgUIABCxAzoFCC4QsQM6BAgAEEM6BAguEEM6AgguULeSB1jelg1g29YNaAJwAXgAgAGuAogB9xeSAQcwLjQuOS4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdperABCsABAQ&sclient=psy-ab

https://www.howtogeek.com/244011/how-to-stream-games-from-your-playstation-4-to-any-android-device/

https://manuals.playstation.net/document/en/pstv/ps4link/multiplay.html

https://www.google.com/search?ei=EKnZX4z0BMGWaKu9rZgM&q=play+ps4+on+phone+away+from+home&oq=playing+ps4+on+phone+with&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQARgDMgUIABDJAzIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB46BAgAEEc6CAgAEMkDEJECOgQIABBDOgIIADoHCAAQyQMQQ1DA2gRYzoUFYIKUBmgAcAJ4AIAB-QGIAeUYkgEEMi0xNJgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXrIAQjAAQE&sclient=psy-ab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inDXlkck84E

https://www.google.com/search?ei=dqnZX7v3JsSOlwTSh4pQ&q=smartphone+external+hard+disk&oq=smartphone+external+hard+disk&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzIJCAAQyQMQFhAeOggIABDJAxCRAjoHCAAQsQMQQzoECC4QQzoECAAQQzoFCAAQsQM6AggAOgoILhDJAxBDEJMCOgoIABCxAxDJAxBDOgcIABDJAxBDOgQIABAKOgUIABDJAzoICC4QxwEQrwE6BggAEBYQHlDq_ghYoM0JYIjQCWgBcAF4AYAB2wSIAcU4kgEMMC43LjE5LjMuMC4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpesABAQ&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwi7irqQ8NHtAhVEx4UKHdKDAgoQ4dUDCA0&uact=5

As above take care of ya own ejaculation not mine dude, dont say am talking bad, what u want dude, we got the bracelet tie me with 1 bro. Nonsense, u stupid and fools. Talking that way to sink in ya. Take care of ya own penis act not mine dude and the above games can be store in external disk as above, the big ram ones bro

If doing things that makes people live long and u don’t tell folks u risk getting to hell fire like possessing green car in ya compound and even having kill u 1st stuff, u shortened ya life and that’s the penalty dude

I eat not my own corpse to want to eat me that i write my shit bro, legs and body parts still intact dude. Locate another channel which is to late dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJuLvUQRmAA

When a nation has no export as 70% controlled by the govt, it means the locally sold stuff gets into the pockets of individuals ferrying the cash outside or developing their own tyranny creating shanties as they pay people minimal wages not to afford quality life while with them they live in large lifestyle dude. Must know what u r talking about or want to attack and now u cant resorting to want to injure your own. In ya office u can u timer to switch of like the wifi automatically during night hours to avoid burning up or use the wifi enabled switches dude and even the Wifi readers can be used in cars using car step up transformer so u save u don’t equip ya office, house with another. Locate in a city how many people got high-speed internet and those they have given same using readers even withing offices and see how much collected if u pay half what he subscribed with. Those are loop hole deluding that the city is built as they place such monies as it is organised in city transit and buildings like in Nairobi Upper hill most modern towers and even roads after investing in transit and huge profits channeled unto the above and even airlines. Scrap the same, 1 internet connection only to 1 reader we see the fear the know is their collapse to illicit monies. If u r poor u r poor lest Kebi helps u with the above, without him poor u will continue to be dude

Ocean radar satellite in the links below

http://www.russianspaceweb.com/us.html

https://graphics.latimes.com/missile-defense/

[thechampagnelovers]

🌟 dig a little deeper 🌟 @strawberrylight​ tagged me to do this! Thanks love

1. do you prefer writing with a black pen or a blue pen?

black pen for jornaling and blue pen for studying 

2. would you prefer to live in the country or in the city?

I like both! My mom lives in the country and it’s so beautiful and relaxed, but I also love the city and going out with my friends to explore and party

3. if you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

I mean, I can learn a new skill if I want to, but I’m too lazy

4. do you drink your tea/coffee with sugar?

no, ugh amargo y retruco carajo

5. what was your favorite book as a child?

Natacha by Luis Maria Pescetti

6. do you prefer baths or showers?

showers, I haven’t taken a bath since.... like forever lmao

7. if you could be a mythical creature, which one would you be?

A fairy!!! or maybe a mermaid, but I like fairies more

8. paper or electronic books?

paperrrrr

9. what is your favorite item of clothing?

I have a few I think, I love everything that’s on my closet but my favourite ones are probably all my dresses

10. do you like your name? would you like to change it?

I actually really like my name, even thought it’s suuuuuuuuuper common here in Argentina

11. who is a mentor to you?

not quite sure if I have one, honestly. I learn and admire lots of different people but I don’t think there’s one in particular that could be considered a mentor

12. would you like to be famous? if so, what for?

idk if famous but I want to be known, either for my writing, my paintings, my work or anything I want to accomplish

13. are you a restless sleeper?

not really, I definetly was one when I was younger but not much now

14. do you consider yourself to be a romantic person?

I AM ugh it’s more difficult than you think

15. which element best represents you?

fire

16. who do you want to be closer to?

my dad

17. do you miss someone at the moment?

my family and my best friends! :(

18. tell us about an early childhood memory.

When I was like 5 I almost got hit by a car lmao also on christmas that same year I fell to the concrete ground WITH MY FUCKING FACE and from my nose down I was bleeding. That summer I had to use an absurd amount of healing cream and pray I wont get a scar (and I didn’t get one yay) 2005 was a wild year for my mom let me tell ya

19. what is the strangest thing you have eaten?

gummy bears dipped in cheddar cheese

20. what are you most thankful for?

my family and my friends

21. do you like spicy food?

yessss, although I can’t handle too much spiciness I really enjoy it

22. have you ever met someone famous?

nope

23. do you keep a diary or journal?

I have a diary since 2018, and I write A LOT 

24. do you prefer to use pen or pencil?

pens

25. what is your star sign?

leo

26. do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?

who eats soggy cereal 

27. what would you want your legacy to be?

I would love to be remembered for the things I did, but in reality I just want to be remembered by those who love me 

28. do you like reading? What was the last book you read?

yesss, but quarantine changed a lot of my routines and I haven’t been reading as much as I used to. The last book I read is When god was a rabbit by Sarah Winman

29. how do you show someone you love them?

I spend time with them, bake them stuff, send them memes, just vibe yk 

30. do you like ice in your drinks?

not really, only if it is alcohol

31. what are you afraid of?

of not being loved..... and birds 

32. what is your favorite scent?

I love mint, fresh grass and rain 

33. do you address older people by their name or surname?

everyone in Argentina speaks very informal in a daily basis, so I’ve never been in a situation where I need to adress old people by their surnames

34. if money was not a factor, how would you live your life?

traveling the world

35. do you prefer swimming in pools or the ocean?

ocean, but I love both

36. what would you do if you found $50 in the ground?

If I see the person who lost them I’ll return it, but if no ones around I keep them 

37. have you ever seen a shooting star? did you make a wish?

yes and yes! I’m always making wishes, when I find a dandelion, or when we’re on a tunnel and a train passes by, or when I loose an eyelash

38. what is one thing you would want to teach your children?

to be themselves and to respect and be kind to everyone

39. if you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

I wanna get a whale tattooed, maybe on my forearm or my back or my shoulders. I also want a lighting bolt (the meaning is so stupid lmao don’t ask) and a triskel

40. what can you hear now?

not much, it stopped raining a while ago and it’s very quiet

41. where do you feel the safest?

my room 

42. what is one thing you want to overcome/conquer?

right now I can’t think of anything in particular, but I’m always open to learn and grow and there are many things I haven’t overcome yet, it’s just a matter of time

43. if you could travel back to any era, what would it be?

I would go to the 60′s/70′s (but in the US/UK)

44. what is your most used emoji?

the two pink heart emojis (you know which one)

45. describe yourself using one word.

myself (ajkdsjdkljas dude don’t be so pretencious lmao)

46. what do you regret the most?

I don’t think I regret anything. Everything we go though is a lesson, and I would never be who I am today if it wasn’t for what I’ve been thought, and that’s on the good and the bad stuff.

47. last movie you saw?

I’m pretty sure it was 365 days with my friends on netflixparty, just because we wanted to see what was all the drama about. Please DON’T watch that movie, it has kidnappings, explicit sex and sexual abuse and it’s the most sexist horrific things you could possibly think of. 50 shades looks like a healthy normal thing compared to this movie. DON’T WATCH IT.

48. last tv show you watched?

I’m watching his dark materials, I’m on episode 5 atm 

49. invent a word and its meaning

my new invented word is going to be cadobeanid and it’s stands for “camila don’t be an idiot”, which is a reminder I need 

And that’s it! If you read that entire thing you’re the best. I’m tagging @loveonniall @essercipertuttienonperse @merrrrrrrrry @mangohabit and any mutual who wants to! 

[nataliesewell]

monster prom pop quiz results

I was bored, so I decided to try and record all the questions and answers in Monster Prom’s Stupidest Pop Quiz Ever(tm). It’s really likely I haven’t found them all, so I’ll come back and add to this from time to time.

The pop quiz consists of three questions; the first two go towards determining your highest stats at the beginning of the game, while the third chooses your possible prom date (this isn’t set in stone; you can still try to pursue a different character in the actual game). The order of the questions is randomized.

Other links: Vera Walkthrough

You can find the questions and their results under the cut!

stat questions

What is your spirit emoji?

a. Caucasian guy with a turban because fuck stereotypes. +CREATIVITY

b. Octopus emoji. Best animal on Earth. I know 5 mixed drinks, 3 drug cocktails, and 17 sex positions that involve one or several octupi. +FUN

c. Snowman, because that motherfucker is in the middle of a blizzard and he’s fuckin’ smiling. He doesn’t give a fuck about blizzards. And he has a kickass hat. +BOLD

It’s your chance to fix global warming. Go ahead!

a. Global warming isn’t real. I invented it, and now science is claiming authorship because science is a lame copycat with no original ideas. +CREATIVITY

b. Nah, the world is doomed. But I’ll start investing in ships and start a profitable business for the “soon to be covered by water” world. +WEALTH

c. It’s time to be a real hero: I’ll lead a mission to the sun in order to... invite the sun to the party of its life! We’ll have so many hilarious misadventures that the sun will eventually become... cooler. ;) +FUN

Be a visionary: what will the next big social media craze be?

a. Bull$hit: it’s Facebook, but each time someone shares news that isn’t supported by real facts, they’re taxed, and the money goes to the people exposed to that bullshit. +WEALTH

b. Greek Agoras: like literal Greek agoras re-instated in our cities. Places where philosophy and arts are discussed by the greater minds. That’s the social media I want to log into! +SMARTS

c. Rbert: from now on, a socially awkward guy named Robert will do everything he’s commanded to do through the app by its users! +CHARM

You wish you were raised by...

a. A mysterious old man who saved me from the streets in order to raise me as his disciple in the ancient ways of rad DJing! +FUN

b. A pack of wild wolves... who also happens to be tech moguls who own some of the most profitable companies of Silicon Valley. They would be kick-ass role models AND wild wolves! Sick! +WEALTH

c. A really progressive marriage between a kick-ass venomous snake and... actual fire. I love fire and I see no issue with being raised by it. +BOLD

You build a 100ft statue commemorating an event so that in 1000 years archaeologists can learn something about the people of our time. What does the statue represent?

a. That glorious instant when your friend stopped you from texting embarrassing stuff to your ex while hella drunk. +FUN

b. That mind-blowing twist in your favourite TV show that clearly changed the life of everyone forever, unlike all that boring stuff they show on the news. +CREATIVITY

c. Your least favourite political figure... being devoured by rabid rhinoceri... which are also covered in badass tattoos. +BOLD

Which is the coolest mythological creature?

a. The invisible hand of the free market. +WEALTH

b. A sphinx... who’s super turnt up and ready to party! And she raps all her riddles (she still kills you if you don’t answer them correctly... but she raps the riddles)! +FUN

c. This weird creature I drew when I was six and which is clearly super derivative from other mythological creatures... but it’s super cool and it’s my OC and my spirit animal, okay? +CREATIVITY

You’re elected president for a day. What’s the first law you pass?

a. You can deduct taxes by writing sonnets instead. Amount of taxes deducted are calculated based on the beauty of the sonnets. +CREATIVITY

b. Trivia fact: presidents don’t pass laws... so is this a trick question or are you just being an idiot? +SMARTS

c. One dollar bills will now include a picture of me and the inscription “Beware: Too Much Awesomeness.” My presidency might last a day, but my fame will last forever! +CHARM

A radioactive possum just bit you... what superpowers did you get?

a. The superpower of always choosing the right combination of emojis to get the desired reaction from all people: seducing my loved ones, burning my enemies, settling an argument, and even conveying complex emotional thoughts. +CHARM

b. Uh, probably rabies? I’d go to a hospital immediately. +SMARTS

c. The incredible power of writing fanfiction so compelling that the actual creators of the TV shows decide to go with my ideas and crazy ships. +CREATIVITY

School is outdated and lame. We need a new school subject asap!

a. Critical thought. I mean... damn, this country could really use a subject like that in schools. +SMARTS

b. Turning people into your puppets through emotional warfare and deception 101. +CHARM

c. How to correctly punch a crocodile without terrible consequences. +BOLD

If you had to have sex with animal... which animal would it be?

(You don’t get six answers; the three answers you get are randomized.)

a. A great white shark. I have to fuck an animal, let’s at least make it a story worth telling! +CHARM

b. A swan. They’re classy. Plus it reminds me of that myth of Leda and the Swan, so at least by bestiality standards it has a certain chic appeal. +CREATIVITY

c. A human being, because I’m the kind of douchebag who loves to find loopholes in stupid questions like this one. +SMARTS

d. A purebred horse. At least I can keep his semen and sell it. It’s worth a lot! Who said there was no silver lining to bestiality? +WEALTH

e. A dolphin. They’re the only other animal that fucks just for pleasure, so at least we can both do our best to have a good time, right? +FUN

f. No on can make me fuck an animal. If I fucked an animal, it’d be of my own free will. As a matter of fact, I already have fucked an animal, so the joke’s on you, pal. +BOLD

The coolest reality show would be...

a. Twelve experts on the various arts of seduction live in a house where they must face a common challenge: seducing a potato into marriage... somehow. +CHARM

b. Eight rich people fight in weekly challenges to see who’s the best at giving money to you. +WEALTH

c. People in various positions of power must face all sorts of questions relevant to their field, and if they fail, they lose their jobs... and society wins. +SMARTS

You get the chance to produce a movie. It’s based on...

a. The most influential Russian novelists of the XIX century... have gone nuts! They don’t remember anything about last night and now they can’t find the manuscript of The Brothers Karamazov; and Dostoyevsky has to deliver it TODAY! +FUN

b. Two cool guys walking away from rad explosions. And they don’t look at the explosions. THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE EXPLOSIONS! They reflect on life and love... AND IT IS SUPER DOPE AND KICK-ASS BECAUSE THEY DO SO WALKING AWAY FROM NEVER-ENDING EXPLOSIONS! +BOLD

c. Something about superheroes, but with a love triangle between a beauty yet somehow relatable girl (maybe she’s always stating she’s a mess?) and two of the super hot superheroes, which are also like vampires or pirates or both. Instant hit! +WEALTH

Democracy is just broken. What would be the best way of choosing the leaders of modern society?

a. Whoever can play the most heartbreaking violin solo wins. +CREATIVITY

b. You put all the candidates in an empty room... with a wild grizzly bear. Whoever kills the bear should be our president. If everyone dies, then it’s obvious: the bear should be our president. +BOLD

c. We create a reality show called “America’s Next Top President” where the candidates compete in all kinds of physical and mental challenges. Voter turnout would increase and we would turn a profit on it! +FUN

If you could put a curse on your worst enemy, what would it do?

a. I’d curse them to fall in love with a wonderful person and be happily married before they realize that all this time... their partner was a wild panther in disguise! Then the panther viciously devours my enemy. Classic! +BOLD

b. The curse of always meeting obnoxious people at parties who are super into new fad diets that feel the need to explain them in detail. +CHARM

c. You can’t rely on the effectiveness of a curse. I prefer to take care of my enemies the old-fashioned way: by exposing them to unsafe doses of radiation over the course of several years. +SMARTS

What would be the coolest prize you could find in your box of cereal?

a. A tiny piece of sharp metal, so every scoop will be full of thrill and danger! +BOLD

b. The phone number of the sexy tiger on the front of the box. He’s so passionate about breakfast and health that he’s surely also a grrreat lover. +CHARM

c. A sample of a more nutritious breakfast option, so people are encouraged to stop eating that colorful crap. +SMARTS

What inanimate object do you think would make the best girlfriend or boyfriend, provided you went criminally insane?

a. A human-size pillow depicting a character created by myself. As a matter of fact, I have all the needed paperwork and I’m only waiting for the conservative narrow-minded laws of our country to finally step forward into waifu and husbando territory, as was clearly intended by God. +CREATIVITY

b. A dildo, duh. +FUN

c. An ATM. Sugar baby life, here I come! +WEALTH

Which god do you pray to each night before sleeping?

a. Praying is kind of lame. I have a group text set up with some deities: Dionysus, Bastet, Loki... coolest cats in town. +CHARM

b. Praying is for fools. I took some compromising pics of a god molesting a tree, and now I blackmail him for whatever I want. A lot more effective. +SMARTS

c. Oh, I pray to all kinds of gods. I have this business where people pay me to deliver their prayers every night. I’ve even started to look for a Chinese factory to outsource the prayers. +WEALTH

prom date questions

What is the sexiest type of knowledge a lover can have?

a. How to set stuff on fire. ❤️DAMIEN

b. All the principles to build a financial empire. ❤️VERA

c. Lyrics to all Disney songs. ❤️MIRANDA

d. Obscure 80s movie trivia. ❤️LIAM

e. Sports things. ❤️SCOTT

f. How to make a killer cocktail out of anything. ❤️POLLY

Your partner just gave you a cool gift for your anniversary but you totally forgot! Quick, come up with an idea for a great gift!

a. The head of their fiercest enemy. ❤️VERA

b. A silly toy that makes silly noises. ❤️SCOTT

c. The abstract concept of gratefulness. ❤️LIAM

d. A pony. Always a pony. ❤️MIRANDA

e. Anything on fire. Or a weapon. No, no: a weapon on fire. ❤️DAMIEN

f. Anything capable of leading them to an overdose of some sorts. ❤️POLLY

What would be a deal-breaker for a potential lover?

a. The person lacks taste. ❤️LIAM

b. The person is mediocre. ❤️VERA

c. The person is a coward. ❤️DAMIEN

d. The person is boring. ❤️POLLY

e. The person hates the outdoors. ❤️SCOTT 

f. The person lacks manners. ❤️MIRANDA

What would be a killer accessory?

a. Sunglasses... at night. ❤️POLLY

b. A fabulous purse made from the skin of your worst enemy. ❤️VERA

c. Coolness itself. ❤️LIAM

d. Fancy brass knuckles. ❤️DAMIEN

e. A necklace with your own name... in case you forget! ❤️SCOTT

f. Shiny armor. ❤️MIRANDA

The world will end tomorrow... What will you do today?

a. Nobody ends the world but me! I’ll end the world today. ❤️DAMIEN

b. It’s okay! We invented the apocalypse to take care of the overpopulation of commoners. ❤️MIRANDA

c. I’ll finish my novel... whoever comes after the end should know my legacy! ❤️LIAM

d. 100 push-ups... no, no 200 push-ups! ❤️SCOTT

e. They always tell you the world is ending... I’ll profit on other people’s hysteria. ❤️VERA

f. I always party as if there were no tomorrow... so who cares? ❤️POLLY

Which criteria would you use to name your children?

a. Meh... no name? It’s just too much work! ❤️POLLY

b. I will research for a name that is pun-proof and joke-proof. No one will pick on them. ❤️VERA

c. A non-heteronormative name to give them freedom to define themselves on their own terms. ❤️LIAM

d. Just a swear word. ❤️DAMIEN

e. My name + “II” (the Second). ❤️MIRANDA

f. Something simple and friendly, like Bobby or Mary. ❤️SCOTT

If you were an ice cream... which flavour would you be?

a. Double creme de la Gruyere and meringues. ❤️LIAM

b. Spicy chocolate. No... chocolate on FIRE! ❤️DAMIEN

c. Success. ❤️VERA

d. Tequila and coke. ;) ❤️POLLY

e. Rainbows and gummy bears. ❤️MIRANDA

f. Meat! ❤️SCOTT

What would be your dream first date?

a. An art exhibition experimental enough to give you a seizure. ❤️LIAM

b. A sweaty and manly wrestling match. ❤️SCOTT

c. A professional meeting where you charm your date with some astonishing business advice! ❤️VERA

d. A wild party in international waters. ❤️POLLY

e. A lovely walk in the forest... after rescuing your date from a dragon! ❤️MIRANDA

f. Crimes. ❤️DAMIEN

You find a genie in a bottle. You can ask for whatever you want. What do you ask for?

a. A rainbow that you can eat! ❤️MIRANDA

b. I don’t ask for anything. I drink the genie from the bottle. I can grant my own wishes! ❤️DAMIEN

c. Before asking for anything, you try to negotiate up to the three standard wishes. ❤️VERA

d. Infinite confetti! ❤️POLLY

e. ...His friendship! ❤️SCOTT

f. Him to not be so cliched. Genies and wishes... so mainstream! ❤️LIAM

What would be the most appealing in a love partner?

a. A big... horn. ❤️DAMIEN

b. Sharp wits. ❤️LIAM

c. Kawaii eyes. ❤️MIRANDA

d. A very tsundere personality. ❤️VERA

e. Soft fur. ❤️SCOTT

f. A taste for party. ❤️POLLY

[sniper-rifle-coffee]

Finally another hot cup of koffee it's been needed. Rant?

Or maybe it's just story time to vent either way eh ahh.

Sometime when I just write down how I feel or the shit I go through helps me a little gives me serenity, I think it's because the younger me always wanted four things in life, to be a writer the thoughts of life / war an love or poetry,

i think it would've been a theoretical story making I'd do or something like war & love there was an old book i use to read it was named a boy no more. i believe so, also quick description i recall it was a young boy with two military parents that made him always move taking military schools across seas as soon as he would make freinds he'd have to leave moving base to base then found a love but had to leave grew older served to only return alone no family no friends with that being said this story reminded me alot of how my mother grew up non military but law enforcement younger time always on the move & bullied & abandoned to survive with her older brother bless that man had a pure loving caring soul may he rest easy in peace still hurts. anyways things that hit home an It's what made me want to do writing long ago.

So those dreams

¹writer ²military Infantry ³wildrenss survivalist ⁴fatherhood.

then the shitty reality I've failed all my dreams & have to give my true dreams or callings up so I can try to find new ones but I haven't had any since then from years ago I still try to push for those on odd blue moon's, but i just simply can't not I do or have those life eh ahh.

but that's the amazing thing about life each day is going to be something new, could be good or it could be bad, but what matters is that we take all those days anembrace them without knowing it, i love just reflecting time to time in life & just gotta really appreciate all those small little things in life it's things like that which makes it purely feel like the soul glows warm soft freely, but even for those bad days or times i think how it pushes us to stop but we always keep fighting gotta love that flight or fight in us all so for those times best thing keep moving it can be rough can take long but like those bad days everything falls breaks but something can always fall break with time things will rise back up or heal but on hard times i find its what has built/formed us to grew to learn from those days where we can slowly stand proud again to take a moment breathe relfect we get bad times but if we stop to breathe more often we can heal to relfect an love life. So I completely lost myself here hmm hmm haha dis why you shouldn't smoke a thick bowl in-between gaming an write lol

So i just spent roughly 4 or 5 hours planning out a small, um hmm yeah small, naw this is gonna be fucked doing a solo renovation project so far all i know i got walls and floors & some electrical work plus down the road i might need to redo some more plumbing adding another ½ or ¾ bored to the subfloor might even have to rip the old sub floor ffs but meh least it's on my own time & get to do all my final touches to my work, but I have an odd feeling I'm gonna be able to have these projects done pretty fast

Now the shopping list lol I'm sure I still need to add more down the run but this can least get the gears rolling & keep my bored high ass busy lmao

So it's also been i think about two weeks since I quit my slave labor shit job, even though I left i still barely was given anytime to try an recover I'm still stuck in my self recovery but I got to keep pushing myself more & more it's so fucked really sucks I barely can eat i think it's been nearly two days an I've only been able to barely hold down a bowl of cereal all that's keeping me from full on shock is trying to keep my hydration up taking everything I can just so I can keep up with my addictions my vape an lots of weed just to force or trick myself into eat also mix those two thing you'll dehydrated real fast, so i gotta drink teas G-aids water apple & orange juices an of course always sacrifice for coffee even right now all I can do is drink it black with nearly no sugar just because the creams to much plus coffee is so much better black it's amazing flavors oh & my sleep! Oh the fucken true hell that job has done to me my sleeping habits are supper fucked well I was working I'd run on a rough 4 or 3 hours of sleep then just work 12hrs just to repeat so year an half nearly no sleep only meals if I was able to was my dinner meals no breakfast no lunch barely had the freedom to have water for 7 or 8 days a week it damn well near killed me maybe still is anyways so stress love that word so no sleep no food or water with me always on the move doing fucked solo labor for two months it really broke me it's fucken terrifying trying to recover my body & mind then what doesn't help covid I'm so paranoid couldn't handle it any longer each day going into peoples homes doing there windows or doors moving there fucken shit out of the way or hopping up around there sinks tubs ripping out there old dirty nasty ass trims doors windows all of it, it fucken sucked I just want to forgot that shit I need to rant that shit out but haven't been able to other then just rants helps but anyways enough of that haha lovely so new mind set rollback finally got some temp work lined up new days slow new me exited to try an enjoy this break an recover time so time for more great black rifle coffee gonna try some M.O & get super lit up with the bong & atm about to kill my joint then kill it on cod got a new gamer crew with a old bud it's been fun also amazed on the audio in these games damn well near spot on for most firearms in there it's awesome lol

23 years old fucken feel so old lmao

So far this is my list 💀���💀💨☕

[tamiddyinyourcity]

11:56am.

My piss can glow in the dark I bet.

Clearly, I am a pinnacle of health.

(I've eaten mainly cereal and milk on loop, despite being lactose intolerant, and I'm not sure why my piss looked like someone snapped a glo stick open, but, guess it does.)

Monday, May 11th of 2020.

Life updates:

The 2nd date with Cameron was really bad. Yikes. I didn't really get much out of him in terms of why he said he "was more stressed out than happy" in the.... what.... one movie night, and otherwise not talking for a single day until the second movie night binge we had? Seemed sus. I did the normal thing and just gave him a list of things not to do to someone else. (I say "normal" mockingly, I am the only person I know that does this. BUT they usually end up reflecting and being introspective, so weird or not, they do learn something.)

Depressed, but I showered, so smelling like cake and tropical fruits always makes me smell better. And feel lovely. I look and smell so damn good, I swear to gosh, self love is truly a blessing to have. Just gotta look in the mirror like "Holy shit, I look so nice???? Look at that sisssss!!!!", and boom, feeling awesome. Someone can accuse me of being narcissistic all they want, but I'd probably still love myself, whether I had weight gain, was disfigured spontaneously, or anything really. I'm not gonna manifest that anytime soon, since I'm manifesting health and peace of mind for myself and ambitions, but I genuinely wish to love myself as much as possible from now on.

The only downside about not showering for..... who knows, is that now I gotta wash my bedsheets in the shitty washing machines across the way in another complex. It's something to do, I suppose!

Spent a fat stack (and by "fat stack" i mean like 40 bucks) on a brand that sells glittery almond oil for the skin and hair. I could've just bought normal almond oil to make my fro grow and make my skin scars fade up, buuuuut.... g l i t t e r. My favorite hobby of wearing things that make me feel or look ethereal kinda trumps common sense, so if you see me late summer with sparkly undereye glitter or my hair shining like a disco ball, mind ya fookin business ya hear?

The girl (who was patiently helping me, since executive dysfunction mixed with panic and overall how much I loathe internet buying) thanked me a lot for that. How nice of her. I guess I am forgetting it's a pandemic. Hope the money helps her out, since her product is gonna help my hair grow and my skin glow. (And then I'm gonna let that man go.)

I gotta go to the bank today.... Low energy. They say they're limiting whoever enters banks... sigh. I just wanna uber and throw my cash into an ATM, not pick up the phone and CALL to schedule a time to come.... Why, lord?

I'm gonna blow 50 dollars on a wig. I'll do it, before I can remind myself that I have a large bin of wigs that I do not wear. Or my history with large or long thick wigs getting tangled or swallowing my skinny ass whole. But fuck it. Life is short. I wanna look sexy for myself with long flowing waves and glowing skin and spend my days putting on lotion, and adoring myself in a mirror. (Half satire, half truth.)

I miss picnics and charcuterie boards. I wanna eat grapes and meat with cheese with someone. And maybe whiskey. Or Jameson. Or Caprisuns. I wanna eat adult lunchables next to the watersiiiiide, bitch can the world figure out if its gonna reach an impending death SOON or what..... Hell, I gotta try not to blow all my money so fast. Since sadly, moving to Italy isn't an option right now, and I don't know too many other places to run to for a situation like this. But if I can at least keep enough money in my account to get a few months of my storage unit paid off and safe, I should be alright.

I should probably meal prep again soon. I need the energy. Nonstop Fruity Pebbles is borderline an ED by then, and sure it got me the "ooooh your waist is SO tiny girl gone head!", compliments.... it doesn't make up for being unable to get out of my bed, you know?

Anyway.

12:34pm.

Gonna go to the bank. Dump my cash.

Then get back home.

Bet people aren't gonna wear masks.

How gross.

[shrinkratsupreme]

day 11

i can really feel that ive lost now? its starting to look like it too i think. like around my back and ribs feels a lot smaller. i wish id taken measurements!! my bra is riding up at the back too, ive had to move it down onto the tightest hook. so its definately smaller there :’) if im lucky i might meet my first goal tomorrow! if not it should be the next day. XCITE

also just worked out......if i kept up the 0.2-0.3/day rate it would only take me to spet 25th-october29th to reach my ugw. dayumn. obviously it wont work out quite that fast as i need to add another 250cal/day when i reach bmi25. but then thats only the equivalent of half a pound less a day, so like. theres probably not much in it? hmm. looks like my goal of being 60kg by november might have been too generous LMAO ill change it to october and we’ll see how it goes! if i dont get there by then that’s fine, you can never tell how your body is going to react long term after all. but if i can get to 60 by the time i go see hozier i would definately be happy. and if im less than that, even better.

thoughts about quitting are pretty much gone atm too. they might come back, but thats okay. i know i have the willpower to not succumb to them. ive really surprised myself there - i think deep down i felt like i couldnt do it, but it was a bit of an act of desperation. i just need to learn to keep that willpower up long term, but slimming world should have me covered there.

ez just came in and was like “youre going to put all that weight back on and be fatter once you start eating” lol ok..........did i ask??? its bugging me though because i am scared of that happening. but as long as i make long term changes on top of the vlcd i dont see ive got anything to fear. this is just the starting point. BUT i am grateful to an extent because i researched it and if i start doing some weight training it will prevent my metabolism from getting too out of whack so in lieu of weights ive ordered some resistance bands and found a full body workout sheet. the extra demand on the muscles will make sure my body burns more fat rather than muscle tissue and building more muscle will boost my metabolism. win win! and i feel better about ez too so ive turned a negative into a positive. not bad (:

and you know what fuck it, i might given intermittent fasting a try when ive refed. it would make life easier to eat 2 meals a day or miss a day or two a week! and im used to being a bit hungry now. looking into it it looks like a pretty good way forward. cutting my calorie allowance in half rather than in thirds would be easier too.

one thing i dont think ive spoken about is the deep sense of peace i feel since eating this way. its very strange. i wonder if it has any correlation with the use of fasting etc in religious practices? there are times where it seems almost like a religious experience. i could honestly cry from the deep rooted sense of joy/peace. the only thing i can think of that it compares to is when i was on quetiapine, or after doing yoga for the first time in a long time, but it lasts for hours, sometimes days. it really wasnt a side effect i was expecting but i love it.

AND LIKE THIS POST ISNT LONG ENOUGH BUT not timing my meal times is working out a lot better, im not obsessing about when the alarms next gonna go off. im also trying out having the cereal in the evening rather than the morning since im always hungrier at night. not eaten it yet but ill update how i feel about it tomorrow

[mercyedes]

tagged by @emptymasks  ; i would tag u if you hadn’t already done it LOL

rules:  answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

tagging: uhh i tried to avoid people who had been tagged already which is usually the whole hbo war chat lmao, @damnyoualex @allstarrnicky @hoosiersblanket @skipsmalark @spartan-in-a-b-25 @hellyeahcanofpeaches @huhjean @hobbitonamission @221bcastielst

THE LAST

1. drink: water 2. phone call: my mom 3. text message: a skype to emma 4. song you listened to:  Nicotine - Panic! At The Disco 5. time you cried: I cry at least one every two days tbh  6. dated someone twice: no i am too committed to my one friend  7. kissed someone and regretted it: no again 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yeah !! a pet ! and a fictional character  10. been depressed: currently am my dude bro 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i would have ,, to drink first

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. blue 13. purple 14. shades of pink or red? 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: lmao hah 16. fallen out of love: no emma ily  17. laughed until you cried: we made her eat a combination of all the expired foods in my fridge. she was still awake and turned over with her ipod light. punched in the back of the head, that one girl last year who slammed into my forehead, “why is that ross from friends”, this is just a list of a lot of inside jokes  18. found out someone was talking about you: I have good hearing and a good friend it comes back to me eventually, so yeah  19. met someone who changed you: emma watching IT changed me  20. found out who your friends are: i kno who she is  21. kissed someone on your facebook list: no lmao nasty 

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them  23. do you have any pets: yea a lot of them but it changes a lot  24. do you want to change your name: yes but also it wouldnt happen im too lazy  25. what did you do for your last birthday: actually nothing if i remember 26. what time did you wake up: 6:00 in the gotdamn morning  27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 28. name something you can’t wait for: to get out of work tonight  29. when was the last time you saw your mom: this morning 31. what are you listening to right now: Nothing atm  32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: nope 33. something that is getting on your nerves: work, having to do work, having to do anything tbh 34. most visited website: def tumblr, youtube, skype if it counts 35. hair colour: dark brown 36. long or short hair: too long i should cut it more than a few inches lmao  37. do you have a crush on someone: someone real and not a celebrity? no  38. what do you like about yourself: i one day will kill myself we just dont know when  39. want any piercings: not really lol  40. blood type: no idea !  41. nickname: i mean not really enough to put down lmao  42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: virgo  44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: band of brothers, i only like the pacific for any scene snafu is in, i used to like game of thrones but then ramsay died and now it sucks ass, (cry) bates motel, sort of american horror story but eh. 46. tattoos: i dont have any ? i should get one of emma’s name tbh  47. right or left handed: right handed 48. surgery: not really i got stitches once  49. piercing: my ears but i dont wear earrings lol  50. sport: fucki christ no im a lard ass, sometimes i ride horses but its literally two or three times a month if that  51. vacation: no i aint no rich bitch  52. pair of trainers: huh 

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: nothing right now i just had some cereal  54. drinking: water 55. i’m about to: get ready to work, should probably write a lab really quick 56. waiting for: nothin, honestly to go see IT again tho lmao its a good ass movie and emma needs to win me a fuckin stuffed animal again  57. want: to fuck the goddamn clow n the fuck  58. get married: they rich ?  59. career: to do nothing and get money 

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: neither !! 

61. lips or eyes: no theyre gross  62. shorter or taller: emma is one inch taller ; )  63. older or younger: soldier : 76 or gtfo  64. nice arms or nice stomach: hanzo has a nice stomach and arms  65. hook up or relationship: do i look lik e the kinda bitch to care  66. troublemaker or hesitant: fuck outta here w/ either of those 

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger:  no 68. drank hard liquor: no 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: not yet lmao  70. turned someone down: no who tf  71. sex on the first date: bruhhhhh stop  72. broken someone’s heart: probably any character i end up liking is ruined  73. had your heart broken: mrs mallard  74. been arrested: no but thats shocking  75. cried when someone died: yes !!! norman !!! ramsay !! the fuck  76. fallen for a friend: i mean 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: no 78. miracles: no 79. love at first sight: no 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: who cares 82. angels: i am one 

OTHER 83. current best friend’s name: emma, that is current past and future  84. eye colour: brown but like really dark brown i hate it  85. favorite movie: brother bear of course, literally any movie about a horse, any lame amazon horror movie (aka bad ben which wasnt lame and terrified me), uh IT is now a damn good film, most marvel movies, the mad max franchise, honestly transformers, a lot more 

[kataracy]

@kristallioness and @hailkuvira tagged me and I’m happy to think people are interested in things about me okay I’m an old lady who sips tea and eats saltines and just wishes her grandkids would call more

🎀 - Are you named after someone? I was named after the Egyptian Goddess but no one in my work/general life even immediately thinks of that anymore because terror I just want them to call it ISIL is that too much to ask. My “dad” wanted to name me Alexis tho  and ew how weird would that have been what would she have been like?

🎀 - When was the last time you cried? Of happiness probably 35-45 minutes ago because I saw a funny Shiro post. Sadness maybe last week? When my significant other and I got into it. But didn’t shed tears it was more like I had the “I need to cry” face feeling and then skipped the part where tears were supposed to come out, and then had the “cool good cry” face feeling

🎀 - Do you like your handwriting? It’s iight. I like how small I can write.

🎀 - What is your favourite lunch meat? I’m a vegetarian how dare you. It used to be bologna I think.

🎀 - Do you have kids? No, but I’ve given it some thought already and I believe that I’d love to have at least one child in the future.

🎀 - If you were a different person, would you be friends with you? I think about this sometimes, specifically “If I met my younger self, would she be proud of me?” and I guess I would try to be friends with me? Especially high school me, idk I always want to be friends with the person I think has no friends just because its nice to have someone to talk to.

🎀 - Do you use sarcasm? I’m using it right now.

🎀 - Do you still have your tonsils? Yes and I will take them with me to the grave.  Early 2000s sitcoms used to have freakin ghastly episodes based just on getting tonsils out so I’m scarred.

🎀 - Would you bungee jump? Absolutely that’s something I’d love to do on a birthday or something.

🎀 - What’s your favorite cereal? boy ok when I little I liked KIX and then I learned kids weren’t suppose to like it because it tasted awful there was no sugar or anything but idk I was a plain palette child so later it was cookie crisps and now it’s probably apple jacks? I hear that oreo cereal is coming back tho ooooh gurl

🎀 - Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Absolutely not. One and done. I aint raisin no quitter shoe.

🎀 - Do you think you’re a strong person? I think... I hold my tongue with the strength of ten women.

🎀 - What’s your favorite ice cream? I liked pistachio when I was little and cookie dough now

🎀 - What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Their hair

🎀 - What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself? Lately I’ve been just trying to accept my body more, change things that I don’t like and all so... I don’t like that so much of my skin... is tattoo free. Also my acne scars holy crap I have to stop picking at my skin h e l p m e

🎀 - What color trousers and shoes are you wearing right now? If I was wearing pants they’d be my black sweats and fffforget shoes all I wear is my work shoes

🎀 - What are you listening to right now? In general I keep replaying ‘Addiction’ by Charlie Puth. That and ‘Wild Thoughts’ by Rihanna ft Bryson Tiller and ‘Crush’ by Yuna ft Usher

🎀 - If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Like a dark grey blue like a cerulean like a deep amber like a mufukiinnn uhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

🎀 - Favorite smell? OK so where I work we have a walk-in fridge and sometimes I just stand in there cuz I like the smell... also rain.

🎀 - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My water bill company. But, does that count if it was an automated voice?

🎀 - Favorite sport to watch? Basketball. But I also like watching animated ice skating and volleyball

🎀 - Hair color? atm purple, black, and gold. I had a galaxy thing going on but I’m gonna get a nice “drastic hair change” soon so it’s either going to be ocean colored or fire colored.

🎀 - Eye color? Dark brown.

🎀 - Do you wear contacts? Yes but I don’t keep up with my prescriptions.

🎀 - Favorite food? oooooh shrimp fried rice. But! The only food I can finish in a restaurant is fettuccini alfredo, yes I have tested this.

🎀 - Scary movies or comedy? Scary.

🎀 - Last movie you watched? “The Babadook” and it was disappointing that is not an icon and I would have killed that kid.

🎀 - What color shirt are you wearing? If I put one on it’ll be orange

🎀 - Summer or Winter? Winter son I was born in the north.

🎀 - Hugs or kisses? Hugs

🎀 - Book you’re currently reading? “Love & Misadventure”, a book of poems by Lang Leav because she is my favorite poet rn. I also havea book of short stories in my bag by Stephen King 

🎀 - Who do you miss right now?

🎀 - What’s on your mouse pad? Anime tiddies. jk I don’t have a mousepad my wrists are fucked.

🎀 - What’s the last tv program you watched? “The Trail of O.J. Simpson” because If I’m about to fall asleep I put that on Netflix and just let it it take me away I don’t know why I cant stop watching it

🎀 - What is the best sound? Hmmmm the sound of a swing set at night? I hang out with my coworkers at night in a park, its pretty fun.

🎀 - What’s the furthest you’ve ever travelled? I went to Nevade when I was a kid, and that was when I lived in Milwaukee so that felt pretty far.

🎀 - Do you have a special talent? I can ignore my crumbling life so well hahaaaaa. Also I’m a decent writer I guess.

🎀 - Where were you born? Saint Mary’s I think? The only hospital chain in Milwaukee

Tagging: @citrusrealm @firelxrdazula @tamanthud aka The Fidget Spinners

[audreils]

three tag games under, i’m tagging: @sirien​ @ronanlynhh​ @katiebells​ @kevcnday​ @bilourry​ @roseputa​ @esnysingle​ @noahsweetwne​ @jeanmoreos​ @fcyre​ @gansaey​ @sxofcrows​ @gayneil​ @mathiashevlr​ @andreil69​ @patrioclus @alekzandermorozova (u can any/all u want, or not do them lmao)

tagged by the loml @axdreil​

rules: answer the questions & ask 11 of your own

1. favourite piece of fiction all for the game or harry potter, hands down. theyre both so so imoprtant to me holy hell 

2. if u could live in any fictional world which would it be? why? definitely harry potter. i wanna be able to do magic bc im a lazy fucker and also i’d love to fuck w purebloods with muggle stuff

3. what was ur childhood anthem (or just ur fave song/band growing up) okay no one’s gonna know this bc i lived in pakistan but it was this song 

4. favourite moment from aftg all of them djkgag there’s so many how do i pick one?? but one of the more underrated ones has gotta be when neil calls matt from columbia and matt is ready to fucking kill andrew 

5. favourite ice cream chocolate chip bc im borin and love chocolate sm 

6. favourite pun im not punny can u believ im just accidentally funny

7. where would u like to travel to see u :~) @axdreil​

8. whats ur go-to feel good film/show/book/song/anything one direction lmao i watch their interviews and video diaries or just listen to their entire discography 

9. favourite season autumn!!!!!!!!!!1 9. on a scale of 1-10 how much do u love neil josten its way past a 10 im literally matt boyd 9. talk about something u love harry styles. i love him sooo much he’s gotten thru some tough times and he just makes me wanna be a better person. he’s been dragged thru the mud by the media so many times and at the beginning he let it get to him but i’ve seen him grow and mature into a beautiful person who is unapologetically and authentically himself and tbh thats who i wanna be when i grow up i wanna stay true to myself and to others and stay as kind as he is

my quesions

favorite part of ur day 

best thing about ur best friend 

advice you’d give to your 10 yrs old self

tell me a joke

favortie subject in school and why 

what’s the closest thing on ur left rn 

where did u last go on vacation

talk abt the best teacher you had 

favourite song/artist

would u go to the moon if u could

u can meet one person living/dead. who is it and why 

i was tagged by @glitterghxst terrible lmao anyway,,,

Are you named after someone? yes i am and im v happy with it 

When was the last time you cried? last night lmao 

Do you like your handwriting? depends on how it looks thers 67538975 variations

What is your favourite lunch meat? i?? dnt assign times to food i’ll eat whatever th fuck i want whenver i want 

Do you have kids? i am almost 19 yrs im a kid myslef 

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? no im annoying as fuc

Do you use sarcasm? sarcasm? who is she never heard of her

Do you still have your tonsils? i havent had them taken out so i guess yes 

Would you bungee jump? fuck yea if my mom let me 

What is your favourite kind of cereal? cookie crisp

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? i am Lazy

Do you think you’re a strong person? lol

What is your favourite ice cream? chocolate chip

What is the first thing you notice about people? i dont fuckin know ,, maybe their choice or the way they hold themselves 

What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? my whole entire face and my hands? ugli 

What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? burnt orangey pants and no shoes

What are you listening to right now? castle by halsey at this second, i’ve got my spotify on shuffle 

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? idk???? maybe beige idk man crayons have weird names 

Favourite smell? this is hella specific but the perfume my elementary school principal wore 

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my lil bro 

Favourite sport to watch? whats a sport 

Hair colour? black

Eye colour? brown

Do you wear contacts? no i would die beore i wear contacts again

Favourite food to eat? what else do u do with food? idk which tho 

Scary movies or comedy? either is fine tbh 

Last movie you watched? i,,,,,, cnat remmebr 

What color of shirt are you wearing? purple

Summer or winter? neitehr 

Hugs or kisses? hugs or forehead kisses IF im in the mood plss dont touch me otherwise 

What book are you currently reading? NOTHING bc im fucking depressd and cant focus on a single damn thing for longer than 5 seconds 

Who do you miss right now? my friedns and my aunt

What is on your mouse pad? its 2017 i have a laptop 

What is the last TV program you watched? the vampre diaries bc im trash

What is the best sound? the sound of peace and quiet 

Rolling stones or The Beatles? idc for either tbh oops but rolling stones i guess 

What is the furthest you have ever travelled? america i guess? bc i came frm pakistan

Do you have a special talent? surviving everyday i guess and negletcing every single responsibility. also being able to recognize a 1d song anywhere anytime as soon as it starts playing no matter how faint

Where were you born? rawalpindi, pakistan.., i miss it

tagged by @neljostns​. ty bbe!!

what fictional character do you relate to most? honestly, probably either sana bakkoush or andrew minyard, and they’re both vastly diferent i realize that but they capture both of my extremes and i’d die for them 

favorite song atm: sign of the time by harry styles listen to it here 

3 favorite films: kill your darlings, all the hp movies, titanic

3 favorite tv shows: b99, and the get down, skam

favorite school subject: english & psychology 

what book(s) impacted you most: aftg, soc, vampire academy 

what was your blog originally about and what is it about now? my main was originally 100% 1d; over the years it had 1d, 5sos, little mix, marvel, literally everything. now its back to 99% 1d. this one was a saved url for a while i only started really using it in like,,, august? of 2*16 i think

what is something you’re looking forward to? may 12!!!!!!!!!! harry styles releases his debut self-titled album get it here

favorite food? idk tbh,, maybe biryani 

3 things you like about yourself: my sense of humor, my ability to give zero fucks, my taste in music

[jungkoog]

‘get to know me’ tag

@flusteredchimchim was kind enough to tag me in this :) thank you!

Are you named after anybody?

Sort of, my first name no but my middle name matches my great-grandmother’s because my mother and her were very close. The only reason I didn’t inherit her first name is because she quite literally told my mom “god no, don’t name her something as ugly as ‘edna!’”

When was the last time you cried?

when I watched big hero 6 like two days ago

Do you like your handwriting?

My handwriting is fickle, which matches me I guess. It’s constantly changing even as I write but on average I would say yeah I like my writing but only as of late and only under certain circumstances lmao

What’s your favourite lunch meat?

what is this question? Why would someone want to know what my favourite lunch meat is? and quite frankly... what the fuck constitutes meat as ‘lunch meat’? explain. is this an american thing

Do you have kids?

god no

If you were another person would you be friends with you?

how do I answer this question without making it more complicated than it needs to be? short answer.... maybe

Do you use sarcasm?

I do but not in the way the stereotype of a sarcastic person would, i don’t think. I just use it lightly and usually not in a sardonic sense. 

Fav cereal?  

I never grew up eating a lot of cereal and I still don’t really buy it so I don’t have a lot to base this decision on because any sugary cereal i’ve tried was damn good to me due to the fact that I never saw that shit in my house lmao. but.... I like shreddies?

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

only if they require being untied to get them off my feet lol

Do you think you are a strong person?

i do not like this question, sorry 

Favourite ice cream flavour?

this is another thing that’s been affected by my childhood, i was super lactose intolerant as a kid so I never got to have real ice cream which then meant i never got to experience all the cool flavours and even after my lactose intolerance went away I still haven’t really had the opportunity to try anything lavish :( so..... french vanilla?

1st thing you notice about people?

demeanour

Red or pink?

depends

The physical thing you like the least about yourself?

i also do not like this question

What colour are your pants and shoes now?

I’m wearing grey longjohns and blue thermal socks (no shoes) cause im canadian and too poor to pay for proper heating :)

Last thing you ate?

peanuts

What are you listening to right now?

Im never sure whether this question means right at the moment or just lately..... nothing atm and lately the kimi no na wa soundtrack, other radwimps albums, and of course..... ynwa

What crayon best represents your personality?

i just took a dumb ‘what crayola crayon colour are you’ quiz because i cant think of a good answer and i got ‘jazzberry jam’ so let’s just go with that

Fav smell?

soft floral or fruity scents, i think. I can’t think of anything specific

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

my mom

Fav sport to watch?

i dont watch sports tbh like i genuinely..... have never spent more than a minute in front of a television playing anything sports related

Hair colour?

dark brown

Eye colour?

bright green. a drunk guy told me once that they look like ‘mouldy celery’

Scary movies or comedies?

neither. im picky

Last movie you watched?

big hero 6

Summer or winter?

:/ :/ :/ idk they both have their reasons to love and hate them. i cant choose

Hugs or kisses?

also too hard of a question for me lmao im sorry im horrible at this

Fav food?

pad thai

Book you’re reading?

not reading one atm

Last TV show you watched?

law & order

Fav sound?

aw fuck idk..... i bet you i have a great answer to this stored away somewhere in my head. but i rly like the sound of water when its calm and just rocking gently against the dock or the side of the boat, you know? or I rly like the sound of loons. also blizzards or thunder storm sounds as long as i know everyone is safe and I don’t have anywhere i need to be/i’m somewhere comfy....

Who do you miss right now?

I guess everybody a little

Rolling stones or Beatles?

neither but if I had to pick, it would be the rolling stones

Farthest you’ve ever travelled?

France, I think, when I was a child

Where were you born?

Ontario, Canada

Special talent?

who knows??? 

um i rly wanna tag all my mutuals tbh cause i barely know you guys since i’m practically brand new to this side of tumblr... but would that be inappropriate since i’ve only spoken to like... two of you before??? idk but obviously don’t feel obligated! @rosepark (can i ask if ur url is a reference to rosa parks?👀), @cuteguk, @poutypjm, @jellyfishes, @sftae, @21stgirls, @ilovesuga, @venetae, @yoognsgf, @wingsalbum, @gooddaybybts, @angelchimchim, @gguked, @jungkookslove, @taeonie, @maknaelne, @taehyungskook, @jeongguxk, @pjjms, @whiny

[thepastelhobbit]

Taken from: @bronweathanharthad 1. Are you named after someone? Nope 2. When was the last time you cried? yesterday 3. Do you like your handwriting nah its really sloppy 4. What is your favorite lunch meat? ham!! 5. Do you have kids? No 6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? probably not cause im such a boring and shy person and i wouldn’t ever talk first 7. Do you use sarcasm? sometimes no more then the average person tho 8. Do you still have your tonsils? im pretty sure 9. Would you bungee jump? maybe… id rather just sky dive tho lol 10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? crunch berries…. pretty much the only kind i like enough to actually eat 11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? never 12. Do you think you’re a strong person? Nope 13. What is your favorite ice cream? mint chocolate chip its good idc what people say lol find something better to do with your time 14. What is the first thing you notice about people? normally just them as a whole 15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? in dont like anything about myself 16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Blue shorts and im in my pajamas so no shoes 17. What are you listening to right now? The tv 18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? black or a light blue 19. Favorite smell? sweets baking i also like the smell of fire (like the wood burning like in a fireplace or something) 20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my brother 21. Favorite sport to watch? hockey, if i had to chose most others are painfully boring 22. Hair color? faded blue and pink lol i need to redye it…. also need to bleach again but imma color what i can for the time 23. Eye color? brown 24. Do you wear contacts? glasses, but only if im watching a movie or tv i dont need them 24/7 25. Favorite food to eat? idk 26. Scary movies or comedy? comedy i guess 27. Last movie you watched? Get Out 28. What color of shirt are you wearing? grey 29. Summer or winter? i hate cold weather so summer 30. Hugs or kisses? hugs? Tho i seem to lacking with both 31. What book are you currently reading? none atm 32. Who do you miss right now? next lol i dont need to overshare 33. What is on your mouse pad? I don’t have one 34. What is the last TV program you watched? FaceOff 35. What is the best sound? rain, fire cracking, a cat purring 36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles Rolling Stones…. the Beatles are so fucking overrated to me so 37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Washington (state not dc) for my brothers graduation 38. Do you have a special talent? i can draw? So i guess that 39. Where were you born? Michigan, USA I tag: @daymarestag, @existence-is-weird, @piffbee, @dahllias, @iaintkissingnofrog, and anyone else who wants to do it

[rpgwiki]

tagged by @crazy-platinum​ ( ty ! )

are you named after someone i think my birthname was from one of my great grandmas ? i mean it doesnt rly matter since i dont use it that often

when was the last time you cried ive gotten to the verge of tears recently but i havent full out cried in a while

do you like your handwritting its okay 

what is your favorite lunch meat i dont usually go for the meat options but salamis good

do you have kids if that includes the entire class of 1A of UA then yes

if you were another person, would you be friends with you i would either see them as a mutual or come at them w a knife

do you use sarcasm ofc

do you still have your tonsils ya but tbh i dont know what its function is since a ton of ppl have to get them removed

would you bungee jump ya if i was bored enough and if i had money

what is your favorite kind of cereal definitely lucky charms back in the day but i usually eat honey oats ( usually strawberry )

do you untie your shoes every time you take them off it depends tbh

do you think you’re a strong person yeah i got a strong will to die

what is your favorite ice cream flavor matcha definitely

what is the first thing you notice about people their taste in fashion mostly and the vibe they give off

red or pink both are good colors but pink

what is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself any fucking allergic reaction i get 

what color pants and shoes are you wearing right now neither im wearing my jibanyan kigu rn

what was the last thing you ate a choco chip cookie

what are you listening to right now nothing atm but i have megitsune stuck in my head

if you were a crayon, what color would you be hmm either indigo or silver

favorite smell to name a few the ocean, roses, incense, woodsy smells mostly

who was the last person you spoke to on the phone my call history says it was my dad :^/

favorite sport to watch i dont usually watch sports excluding sports anime. i kinda just watch stuff thats in the olympics sometimes ( usually w singapore )

hair color dark brown ( almost black ) but if i dyed my hair i would either like it to be forest green or a silver white

eye color brown ( also dark as well )

do you wear contacts nah i dont need glasses

favorite food to eat probably general asian candies that u can find at those giant asian supermarkets

scary movies or comedy i do like horror but the movies are okay and i dont really go to see comedies

last movie you watched rogue one :’^))

what color shirt are you wearing still in my kigu

summer or winter winter tho summer is nice if ur by the coast

hugs or kisses im not rly a fan of hugs so i guess kisses 

what book are you currently reading school ruined reading for me so the only i read nowadays is manga

who do you miss right now idk i dont really feel too attached to anyone rn

what is on your mousepad dont use one anymore

what is the last TV program you watched i watched americas top model w my friend the other day lmao

what is the best sound mm probably ocean waves

rolling stones or the beatles the beatles i guess

what is the furthest you ever traveled singapore ( the hell flight is 18 hrs )

do you have a special talent depression

where were you born escondido ( its so gross imo but not as cursed as my hometown )

people you expect to participate in this survey ppl who have too much time lmao

im tagging the squad and anyone else whos up for it

[jackietracks]

so I was actually tagged for like the first time ever I think?? thank you @kerokerobitch you’ve made my day.

1: Are you named after someone?

Well not my first name... My middle name, Diane, was my grandmothers name on my mums side. She died before I was born so I never got to meet her but she sounds like she was a wonderful person.

2: When was the last time you cried?  

This probably sounds stupid but I kind of cry all the fucking time planning out stories. I like to plan out lots of emotional scenes and just kind of end up crying over them a whole bunch. I know I’ve cried this week bc of that. Hell I might have even done it last night.

3: Do you like your handwriting?

It can be pretty sloppy but if I take my time and actually put in like the smallest amount of effort its really clean and I swear it practically feels like a font and I like it a whole lot when its like that.

4: What is your favorite lunch meat?

Dude I ain’t gonna like to you here. None. It’s really never worth asking me about favourite foods because the answer will pretty much just be none.

5: Do you have kids?

No. I’m quite sure I’ll never want kids either which really pisses my mum off.

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

I’m not sure? That’s a really weird question. I mean I’m apparently quite easy to get along with? So I guess I’d at least be able to tolerate me?

7: Do you use sarcasm?

I can’t have a conversation with a friend without being at least a little sarcastic. I’m glad my friends give as good as they get so we can just go back and forth being horrible, sarcastic assholes to eachother for eternity.

8: Do you still have your tonsils?

Yeah. The most work I’ve had done on my mouth has been a few fillings over the years. Never had need to have my tonsils out.

9: Would you bungee jump?

lol fuck no.

10: What is your favorite kind of cereal?

Ok, this is a food one that I can actually answer. I don’t really eat cereal any more but fucking Kellogg's crunchy nut clusters clusters with chocolate are a gift from god himself.

11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

No. I just kick those bastards across the room and forget about ‘em. I toss those fuckers off

12: Do you think you’re a strong person?

My physical strength is... weird. Like I feel like I can lift a decent amount of weight without too much issue yet I can’t open a bottle of lucozade? Actually... it really is always lucozade huh? Other drinks are like a 50/50 chance but lucozade, my absolute fucking addiction, I can never ever open by myself unless I use my fucking teeth... weird.

Mentally and emotionally I don’t really know, I don’t recall a lot of my previous thoughts and feelings very well. I can sort of recall highly positive feelings sometimes but anything else is like a swirling void of “these things sure happened huh?”. If I were currently going through a severely distressing situation I’d probably be able to tell you if I felt like I was coping well but right now there’s no distress and I’m in a state of ‘pretty chill’ so sorry fam, idk.

13: What is your favourite ice cream? Ever, ever?

Ok ok, this is another food one I can answer easy. Ben and Jerry’s phish food. I fucking love it. Every time I go to the cinema, they have this fucking stand where the sell fucking Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, I always have that with either chocolate fudge brownie or cookie dough.

14: What is the first thing you notice about people?

I really couldn’t tell you. That’s another thing I can never recall is what I notice first about people. I’ll try and take note of what it is I notice next time I meet someone new.

15: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?

I’m still sort of getting over the whole “I’m fat and ugly” thing I was going through for years but the only thing I can really think of is that my hair is really fucking flat? Like, there is no volume to it at all? It really bugs me then when people are like “Oh your hair looks so nice straightened!” because I feel like that’s when its at its worst. I love it when the hairdresser curls it though so I guess its and easy fix?

16: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?

No shoes and these cute ass Bambi pj bottoms

17: What are you listening to right now?

Arctic Monkeys - Arabella  honestly I fucking love it so much!

18: If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Uhhh? Well purple is my favourite colour so I guess I’d want to be some kind of blueish purple?

19: Favorite smell?

Shit man I am a sucker for lavender. Like every time I go to Lush I have to get something lavender. I remember the first time I ordered from their website literally everything I ordered was lavender scented and my dad went to get the package for me and when he got back the smell of lavender was fucking painfully strong. it was fucking absurd.

20: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

I don’t use the phone much, it makes me really uncomfy for whatever reason, but it was probably my grandfather... Yeah, I remember now, he asked me if I had fun when I went to London for Shelter.

21: Favorite sport to watch?

I’m not to keen on sports but roller derby fucking owns.

22: Hair color?

I’m naturally blonde, but like a darkish, dirty blonde, but I got my hair dip dyed purple again on Wednesday and it looks so fucking good!

23: Eye color?

They’re like a kinda hazel green.

24: Do you wear contacts?

No.

25: Favorite food to eat?

I really don’t do a whole lot of eating atm and I don’t like a whole lot of foods but I will chow down on McDonald’s fries for the rest of my life if you let me.

26: Scary movies or comedy?

I don’t really know... I love horror but most scary movies seem to use cheap tactics or just generally be really dumb but I can’t say I’m fond of like pure comedy movies, if its like a comedic action movie then hell yeah. How about just fuck both of those and give me an action movie instead? Or some animated kids movie? That’d be better.

27: Last movie you watched?

I think it was Captain America: Civil War. Spider-man in that movie is a fucking blessing. And Ant-man.

28: What color of shirt are you wearing?

White fucking Bambi pj top to match the bottoms.

29: Summer or winter?

I’d say summer. Its warm and its like the designated relaxation season.

30: Hugs or kisses?

Yes.

31: What book are you currently reading?

I’m like a quarter of the way through Outcast, book 3 in the Power Of Three arc of Warriors. I actually haven’t picked it up in a while. I might get on that later.

32: Who do you miss right now?

Nobody.

33: What is on your mouse pad?

I’m using a fucking laptop.

34: What is the last TV program you watched?

I think it was 8/10 Cats Does Countdown which is fucking excellent by the way.

35: What is the best sound?

You ever turned on a PS1?

36: Rolling stones or The Beatles

No?

37: What is the furthest you have ever traveled?

Spain I do believe.

38: Do you have a special talent?

I say I can draw but I really can’t atm... 

I feel like I don’t talk to anyone enough on here for me to tag them without feeling weird about it so I’ll just tag @aclockworkqueer and @theplumps because I know you both in person so it feels less weird to me so if either of you wanna do this then cool but if you don’t that’s cool too.