#itstherickestmorty

[godly-morty-blog]

@itstherickestmorty

"Mort. Remove your hand off my dragon please"

[smolrita]

Closed starter- Erick and Rita

[Text from rita]

Text- hey Erick

Text- can I come over to talk to you

Text- I'm being haunted by memories again

Text- I'm guessing you'll understand

Text- please can I come over

@itstherickestmorty

[policechiefrick]

chungy cop flops onto papa cop, burries face in moobs. "soft." [donutboymorty]

;) 

[wabbalabbadingdong-blog]

mort portals through and smiled sligtly at Rick. "h-hey rick..."

(This is before the most recent event, probably by like a few hours)

Rick looked up from his work at the distinct sound of a portal, smiling at the familiar figure. “Oh hey Mort”

[v-mortysdimension-blog]

It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !!

🍆💦💦💦👅👅👅

[supermortyfan]

@itstherickestmorty

"He's busy! Jesus Christ did you not hear me? H-how the hell did you get in here?"

The Rick behind the desk was not pleased in the slightest and even though Morty was sure that he'd be taken down as soon as he tried to get to the doors, he planned on trying anyway.

"J-just ask if he could see me for just a moment! I know he's busy but--" he sees the huge double doors open and a Rick walking out, but pays him no mind, instead seeing the president standing behind his desk as the doors slowly start to shut.

"Mr. President!!" He waves an arm frantically trying to get his attention from behind the secretary desk, his other arm full of folders and loose papers. "Please! I-I'd like to see you! Please please please it's important!"

[drrictorsanchez]

mort stumbled in and glared blindly ahead. "you wanted to see inmates...?"

Dr.Rictor looked up from some files one his desk. His red eyes looking at the younger man. “Why yes I did. I felt it would be proper for me to introduce myself. I am Dr.Rictor. I am 2nd in command, and assist Dr.Sanchez, since there seem to be many of you” He hummed. He got up from his desk and grinned. “Come sit down” 

[dead-rat-walking]

Would anyone be willing to donate some money to potty train this dAWG- @itstherickestmorty / @literalartist

[evil-mortimer]

Happy Birthday, @itstherickestmorty ! Thought I'd draw Mort real quick!

[godly-morty-blog]

Captured Epiphany

Mouse was silent as he was walking through the citadel building with a silent glare on his face as Guards backed away from the angry God. 

Mouse had reserved a notice from Mort. It did say something about Beta but he didn’t read it, just as soon as he saw Beta's name he came, Beta was special to him. And he was furious as he looked when reaching the officer with a silent stare.

He soon breathed hoping to have a adult conversation with Mort, maybe it would be fine, his wings were hidden again as he simply pushed the door.

@itstherickestmorty 

[justmorty]

itstherickestmorty reblogged your link:Rick and Morty Live Event and Marathon! - Rick and...

[UH DIDN’T THEY DO THIS FOR S3E1 ?????]

[They did!]

[lab-boy-blog]

Wait... if Morty is there... and Morty is there... THEN WHO'S TAKING THE PICTURE???

@itstherickestmorty

I could bet money it’s ERick or something

[policechiefrick]

t h i c c, soft, food

This is vert much correct 

[wabbalabbadingdong-blog]

Play Time (closed)

Rick portals over to Ryker’s to find him with Erick and he puts his hands on his hips, sucking his teeth in disappointment. “Tsk tsk tsk” he walks over to Erick and lifts his chin with his index, running his thumb over Erick’s lips. “Is my Puppy looking for a new Daddy? That’s not something a good boy would do~” he says in a low husky voice. Then he looks over to Ryker. “Daddy’s not done with you either” he says with low lidded eyes.

@itstherickestmorty @bigbadsanchez

[v-mortysdimension-blog]

[text] send tasteful nudes

[Text]> Only for you babe [Picture attached]

[timecrossed]

"im going to fucking smack you. i s wea r to god."

Y-you swear to... yourself?